NEEWS

[CebuLips9]

I'm the 1234th viewer! xD

[Dawngaward0110]

@CebuLips9 swag

[MelodyBurst]

When you said it was boring, I said, "Why would he say that at the begin- WHOA IT'S ALMOST OVER!"

[GameFreakDude]

can you do this every day

this is how i would like to keep up with the world

[UnstableCore]

@GameFreakDude Right?! He should.

[Eldfrey]

Mother of god... Pennies

[nintendude7cubed]

lol from spelling the word news like "NEEWS" you have now turned a bunch of your related videos into preppy school girls' vlog entries that average like 100 views and are not all that great.

[MrDonkeydong155]

@nintendude7cubed You mean Mike isn't a preppy school girl? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

[Bowsakirby]

Yes!! I guessed money! :D

[Dawngaward0110]

I was orgasming through the entire video.

[TheGreatBooster]

"But,whoa baby!"

[Vosk21]

I agree with death

[sexhaie]

SHCOOL

[ape0dude]

You know what they say about guys with a big Microphone... ;;)

[BadPojo]

MORE NEWS!

[Mikasus1234]

Godlike!

[Conkerdeath]

def

[LunaVorax]

That's a big microphone.

[Minsheme]

@LunaVorax Mike obviously hates fucking comments like that, and the fact that so many of his fans applaud it. Obviously it's a big fucking mic, it's a joke. It's like you're declaring a dead person dead.

[wookiedestroyer101]

@Minsheme Lol cry muchXD

[ZeroZiat]

@Minsheme chill.

[LunaVorax]

@Minsheme You had a bad day?

[UnstableCore]

@LunaVorax Its called the Yeti by Blue. Its the best USB mic out.

[KrappinBadur]

I live near a Canadian prison. There is a huge field of grass outside of it. The sole purpose of the field is for prisoners to mow the grass. Sometimes I passby convicts and wave to them. sometimes they wave back... sometimes...

[TheSacredSound6]

I bid 14 pounds for the baby!

[UncleSamEagle]

your microphone is beautiful

[MilesPrower49]

How in the glorious green clock did frumbles NOT make it into the news?!

[filmyguy1]

MOAR THIS WAS FUNNY

[SirBruceX]

@TheBitchAssMongoose well that's no surprise given that what we're known for is old people and bad drivers.

[frostare]

Wow I thought this kinda news channel existed only in Aya's mind.

[xXhippycrusherXx]

sounds like mo-homicide

[xXhippycrusherXx]

god i want to have a conversation with you

[CaptainBeardful]

Use your phone for every video, Mike. It's what we want.

And then read news about celebrites

[dragonheadthing]

Man... that ending.. epic! A book could be written about that.

[shawnio]

videos like this dilutes your talent

[MonolithD6]

how expensive is that microphone

[Xygen27]

you are the craziest, most insightful man

and i don't know wether to be in utter aw of you or be in complete fear

[LilyLoo2100]

FUCK I'M DYING.

Mike make another question/answer video.... or something!

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?

[snacmachine]

man, news is so cool! i learned last week that one of my middle school teachers and their husband have been arrested for abusing and molesting their son. Awesome :D

[WindyWheel678]

this was so insightful

[thefuzz97]

NO YOU FOOL MIKE

IT'S MOHAMMED SHAFIA

NOT SHIFAI

I AM CANADIAN SO I KNOW THESE THINGS

IT HAPPENED IN A TOWN NOT TOO FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE

PRETTY WACKY SHIT

[MagWrath]

Its like if sxyphil got lazy and couldnt find anything interesting in the news...

[RockoMyler]

Is that some Blue Yeti?

[gammer338]

Even you can make death funny

[ZACKnirvana]

hey MW10T how's life?

[rushnerd]

So YOU don't have any news? Pity.

[unk33]

Those Canadians are ruthless.

[SourEmotion]

@unk33 let's tweak that post a bit, those immigrants are ruthless.

[Tenoosie]

@unk33 fuck off or i'll kill you and your 3 daughters 

[ikeleet]

Lol, on your vet news I thought you were talking about veterinarian so I was wondering how did they get wounded and why are they taking them to ski x D

[Paulywhore]

I was hoping that this video would be news about a second Valentine's Day video. I feel let down.

[AstroPeanut]

More of these

[EricStrifflerVids]

I don't see YOU squeezing a 13 pound life-form out of your vagina.

[SpecOpCellBorn]

@EricStrifflerVids You should see when I forget to take my fiber tablets.

[rushnerd]

@EricStrifflerVids

13 pounds? Jesus Eric.

[rylog8]

FUCK, I'M DYING!

[resettimanalt]

Your voice would be fucking great on radio.

[TheVillageFarmer]

M-M-MIKE Y-YOU SH-SH-SHOULD C-CLOSE THE W-W-WINDOW. IT'S UH A L-LITTLE CH-CH-CHILLY IN HERE!

[goodie1424]

Weeeeeeeee! That voice is so familiar...

[bouncinmouncin]

POINTED FINGERS?

[Razor6731]

Shave your head.

[Just2Sleepy]

Mike does a good Jeff Goldblum impression

[kandykirby]

1 views D:

forever alone