Awful Movies: Black Ninja - Part 2

[Samuitsuki]

They drop the sword several times and somehow still keep fighting with them.

[TheBlueBullets]

0:30 window cleaner teleportation jutsu. Only true ninja masters (Identified by their headbands which show their loyalty to the ninja clan) can use this ability.

[LivinWorstNightmare]

You know they are Ninjas because the bandanna says NIN JA on it.

[poish]

I so wanna watch this movie and then spend an hour bleaching my eyes, showering the shame away and crying for that hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.

[home0girl0kitty]

soooooooooo stupid

[JosephKorso]

Melancias em chamas... Que nonsense...

[marlito166]

At first glance, i thought it was regular guys getting ready to fight. Then I realize they were ninjas. If that headband didnt have the word printed, "NINJA," many of us would be confuse. thank you ninja headband for letting us distinguish ninjas from the common man.

[rebellis13]

wtf they burn water melons O o

[BDavinci06]

Why is the music sound like Miami Vice?

[MsDeandrea]

@BDavinci06 because it is....lol

[miserableswine2]

The thing I don`t get, is why the hell they are wasting their time getting mixed up in drugs when they`ve mastered tunnelling through the space-time continuum (do some voguing movements and teleport). The applications for the mastery of this complex area of physics would surely make them the richest men on the planet?

[miserableswine2]

The soundtrack is ripped off from 1980s series `Miami Vice`

[LoCDoGG1984]

He fighting Jake jylinhall

[wakeupfist]

It says "Ninja" on their foreheads, ain't that adorable?

[bookercreator]

pause it at 0:3 to see the tin foil costumes

[fonchi29]

O cool live action naruto!

[zorelmonkey]

theyr cop ninjas foiling a cocain operation

[ttasd1]

Cool moves, they are truly ninja's.......only Chuck Norris can beat them !

[Knight1Shadow]

yeah this was bad, smh

[EricSchwin22]

A Black Ninja wearing bright yellow, and throwing watermelons into the ground...LOL!!!

[rm6168]

I wonder would the Obamas ever were headbands that says "nin ja"?

[brucenatelee]

So the watermelons had cocaine in them... okay. But headbands with the word "ninja" on them, animal hand signs (a Chinese thing, but ninjas are Japanese), and repeating the jumping scene with repetitive sword swinging were totally whack.

[Arnabas315]

I can tell they're ninja 'cuz it sez "ninja" on their foreheads.

But is there a difference between a ninja and a nin ja?

[angelmassb]

Nin-Ja got the best moves

[johnny718bravo]

Really? Really? XD

[jefftron4000]

I love how the headbands say "ninja" and "nin  ja"

[jay55also]

I like the logos on the front of their masks,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,like you don't know they're Ninjas, Smuggling drugs in water melons,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, who made this shit? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.,what the fuck. I need to make some movies , I can't do any worse,or maybe I can,but this shit is bad Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[DINORAWR444]

They would need the word "ninja" written on their headbands because who in their right fucking mind would think they were ninja?

[hotpopcorncake]

why would you need headband saying ninja on it.might as well put there office worker.

[claro1]

WOW!!!! Thats a long drop from that picnic table! HAHHAHA!

[claro1]

hahah! this is so freaking cheesy! But great though! Well for one thing one won't mistake them for something else due to the very inconspicuous "Ninja" headband. Hahah! The best one is the the Black dude with his bling and slang "NIN-JA" headband. ROFL!!!!!!

[v4d]

I love to loop the jump sequences, it increases the sensation of action.

[lothu1988]

u ARE ALL RACISTS!! watermelons have the same rights!!!

[cacicula]

My watermelons were killed by ninjas, need money for karate lessons.

[YukiTheLaughingMan]

Remember kids, say NO to watermelons!

[davedaveydave]

those watermelons had it coming, those bastards hum!

[JayDukes]

I just finished watching this movie. 90 minutes of my life...gone and irretrievable.

[grandcranium]

fckin watermelons

[cosmovaldemarr]

It's not awful.

[trancertx]

WTF indeed :D

[raohdensetsu]

wtf!!!!!

[foodlovingpig]

It's a good thing those ninjas got those watermelon salesmen and their fruit off the street. They could have really fed someone.

[darraghtank]

1:50 is that not blasphemy?

[AnotherWhiskey]

They did the biggest mistake in their lives - they have destroyed the watermelons. Mr. Majestyk will get veeery angry!

[AvengerX13]

LOL They have Ninja planted on their headbands...XD

[PwnzorBob]

And there's the NINJA headbands again.

WHY.

It has some nice choreography though.

Sortof... abit silly but still choreographed well enough to be lol.

[toox]

Paulo Tocha is the KING

[mmking9999]

The music sounds like something from Miami Vice.

[mrdeeeke]

it is the extended theme from miami vice

[klaudauskas]

wtf? :D

[craigwatts]

i downoaded this thinking it had the guy from black belt jones. This film is so bad it's actually watchable, ridiculous accents, poorest acting ever and total overuse of somersaults!

Why run over a bridge when you can do a double somersault???

Love the stupid aussie accent, these guys must have known this is the worst film ever.

Haha, and they are called "The knights of justice"

Yeah do ninjas have a headband stating the fact they are ninjas? i think not lololololololol

[mark7996]

what's up with the watermelons?

[flixo92]

what sort of fucking ninja wears bright yellow?

[Wintericecrystal]

One that had a pathological hatred of watermelons, evidenly.

[OneRandomBlonde]

@Wintericecrystal Ones that have a headband with the word "NINJA" on it in big letters. LOL! This is GREAT!!!!! OMFG HILARIOUS!!!

[MarkLovesQuyenAlways]

@Wintericecrystal man... he was hurtin inside... when those watermelon burned his feelings went with them.

[TheFitnessShinobi]

@flixo92 scorion for mortal kombat

[TheFitnessShinobi]

@flixo92 scorpion for mortal kombat

[Hotshotter3000]

@flixo92 Maybe it got dyed that way after their enemies pissed on them out of sheer fright too many times. I dunno.

[MarkLovesQuyenAlways]

@flixo92 since he aint yellow on the outside he making himself yellow... LOL

[Hateblade]

ROFL He's pouring out grape drank on a beat up pile of watermelons? No black guy would EVER do that.

[djinnoffire]

This is total fantasy. And no, not the blantant "NINJA" name tag right on all four of their damned foreheads, but NO black man would EVER destroy good watermelon.

[betty123123]

lmao it actually WAS watermelons. I thought you were kidding in the description. This is the greatest thing ever!

[aristokraticassassin]

My GOSH that was terrible, what the heck?! oh well, to bad I ignored the warning, anyway those aren't samurai swords, they're Shinobi gata, but they do look a lot like Samurai swords huh? anyway another terrible on is the 2000 remake of Black Ninja, watched five seconds of it and was discusted with it.

[kevinthe1st]

This gives me hope that I could make an awful movie someday as well.New addition to the ninja mythos: when your headband actually says "ninja" you don't have to bleed when you are killed with a samurai's sword. {you warned us it is an awful movie so I won't ask why "ninja's" are using samurai swords.}

[Terodesuuri]

i think it is..nice..

[drkreepy1]

Ummmm Is that music from Miami Vice?

[wenger1972]

It is indeed. Bet Jan Hammer didnt get any royalties from this one.

[Lonao]

wow didnt know ninjas know how teleport ^^

[Vladko8]

what a piece of shit!

[rafaelfekrus]

poor watermelon

[iamhelpless]

this part is just too stupid,quite a feet considering the last one

[MarioRocket]

jajajajajjajaja

no mames qeu buena movie...

que moviemientos....

no no no

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