The Hottie and the Nottie Part 1 of 8

[ninjaXpup]

Whats the song that is playing when he's sitting, waiting for her to jog by?

[paladindragoongirl18]

Why did he keep a photo of Cristabel when she was young? Eww, he's a pedophile.

Christine Lakin is way better looking than Paris Hilton in real life.

[degeneratehalo]

i love how in real life paris hilton is the ugly one

[paladindragoongirl18]

@degeneratehalo Christine Lakin wins hands down.

[mickeyme333]

Who the fuck let this movie air?

[TheShanedawsonfan69]

this movie is stupid but i enjoy watchin it lol idk why

[JadoreeSingingg]

This is the crappest movie ever..

[cheekypants321]

Paris Hilton isn't even that hot :/

[Poppy972011]

i hate this movie. and im usually really soft abt movies bt this sucks. A Lot

[acesnspades]

where is the hottie

[hautxtalons]

Only looked this up to see if a piece of crap like this existed.

What on earth did they need a $9 million budget for?!

[cheekypants321]

@hautxtalons drugs. the cast and crew needed lots of drugs to cope with such a production. lots and lots of drugs.

[msharvell]

Wow this movie sucks more than Andy Dick on a gay cruise.

[frenchfriedfrenchmen]

i kinda liked it :/

[sweetprism00]

At least for once they actually made the ugly girl ugly. In so many movies, they "ugly" girl is a hottie with glasses and dorky clothes. 'She's all that" had quite possibly the least overwhelming transformation in movie history.

[ShawneeObsessed]

This brings back great memories XD

[getlikemc]

The horror

[EdenandJasmin]

its been on 02:53 seconds. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[TheIggyHiggins]

"Somewhere in Maine".

[anismessi]

ugly lil alien boy

[anismessi]

piece of shit

[izziebella7]

His friend is creepy! I mean who keeps a HUGE file bout 1 girl!!!! 0.o

[izziebella7]

That has got 2 HURT!!!! O.O

[mistasho17]

I was going to watch it but just could not push myself to sit trough it. Reminds me of when I tried to sit through a whole episode of teletubbies and fell asleep after less then 5 minutes.

[msharvell]

@mistasho17  Teletubbies had better writers..

[flourecentclear]

That lil boy looks like an alien

[Candies1999]

@JaaadeMaffaa no duh

[spiritofchaoss]

Is that nickelback?O_o I really don't know. Please answer this!

[JaaadeMaffaa]

What's the bet Paris wrote this movie herself?

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

BAD MOVIE MARATHON!!

[pinkapacla]

That little bastard looks like shark, kid nottie even with this crappy make-up is much prettier than him and blond girl...:/

[SanasSweetMode]

Good thing Norm left for Pandora when he realized that Paris Hilton was PARIS FUCKING HILTON. :)

[ANIMALLOVERINCARO]

sorry

but can u hep me ?

i need a german version . fast :s !

[sweet1623spicy]

@ANIMALLOVERINCARO you do NOT wanna see this crap

[msharvell]

@ANIMALLOVERINCARO Giving you a translation of this movie would be an act of terrorism and I'll have no part in it.

[autumndazeXxxmcrrule]

Weird thing about me I love stupid and crap movies I also love really good made movies to.

[omglaoura]

the movie is awsome shes very talented and beautiful if u dot like it the dot wach it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LidzVidz]

"somewhere in los angeles"? They couldn't even be bothered to type the name of the place? wow.

[BURRR478]

bowser is not a dragon he is a turtle...

[J11g1]

1:02 reached that far couldn't bare it any longer

[kodatastical]

"Executive Producer: Paris Hilton" It's all explained.

[jahazielgarcia]

so the worst actor from Dodgeball and Grandmas Boy stars with a skank... Yup. Not gonna watch.

[Boobalopbop]

Oh really? He can just leave Maine on a whim to travel cross country in that broken down car to look up his friend from 1st grade, so he can ask his advice on how to find this girl?

You know I wanted to watch this movie with an open mind... But already this is fucking stupid.

[dupa123l]

this is actually a good movie, strive to the end ppl the ending is gud!!

[anasillychilli]

what's the name of the song in the beginning, that's all i wanna know from the movie.

[ruinestoky]

Shut up i liked it and i vote for yes i like it

[battnn]

wats the name of the song in the beginning? i cant shazam it :(

plzz help me someone!

[Aki576]

i actually found it a preetty cute n not 2 forget romantic movie specially the scenes where the lead actor as a kid is cho chwwet n cute specialy when he falls in luuv n the song that plays in background really fits the situation n expresses his feelings quite nicely<3:)

[YounghomieSmith]

@georgevreelandhill you can't really mean that is your girlfriend putting a gun to your head?

[YounghomieSmith]

@xisato you and me both...but nothing is worst than catwomen

[xisato]

Just one question ... if I keep wathcing this movie, Am i gonna puke?

[tease853]

@xisato idiot why r u watching it in the first place

[horseylassx1]

I'm only watching this to see johann urb

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

I can't wait to see Paris' next movie.

George Vreeland Hill

[dupa123l]

im going to be coragous and ask did u name part 2 as part 3!?!?!

[Hellopeople876]

God, this movie sucks donkey dicks!

[2emma1]

Ok, i'm gonna be courageous and sit trough this whole movie. I want to see where my limits are!

[lukebccb]

Despite repeatedly showering and bathing I still can't get the unclean feeling I got from watching this "movie".

[CyanoticFuture]

That little boy must have had one helllllll of a traumatic birth.Look at how mishapen his face is.Either that or his mom fucked an armadillo.

[Whitedragon06]

@CyanoticFuture dude... you're pretty rude...  >.>

[1skittleses]

@Whitedragon06 I would just like to inform you that you just made a rhyme. xD

[dupa123l]

@Whitedragon06 tht made me laygh coz dude u just made a rhyme and i want a lime

[Whitedragon06]

@dupa123l LOL... :)))

[imgonnafuckuup1]

seriously impressive acting. deserves an oscar.

[JoeCoolFreeman]

I saw the kids in the beginning and thought to myself "Okay, this is actually kind of cute. Young puppy love. Adorable kids. Maybe this won't be so bad after all". Then it cuts to him singing......(takes a cyanide pill)

[roxygirlness4]

what is the name of the song that plays on the opening???

[oblivionfreakwoodelf]

i hate paris hilton but i m gonna try to watch this to see how bad she acts

[LovelyMidianMidna]

What the fuck kind of name is 'Cristabel'?! I ask you...

[BIueCameI]

Awww Paris Hilton the richest and most well known SLUT on planet earth.

[iwantacorset]

wow keeping a picture of an 8 year old girl isn't pedo-y

[PirateQueenAntoinett]

How does that adorable little girl resemble Paris Hilton what-so-ever?

[rkky]

lol this movie is so crappy that youtube doesnt even bother to take it down

[annylalaa]

@rkky lolll

[KayKay114]

I just realized this is like the complete opposite of Shallow Hal. -.-

[dabbleduck]

bag of shite

[phubans]

What kind of people actually paid to see this?

[sapphiredazzlelake]

some please tell how the guy that plays nate cooper went from this to avatar?

[desorden150]

@sapphiredazzlelake well he's not a bad actor. I thought his performance was funny and genuine so I think he can be a legit actor

[sapphiredazzlelake]

@desorden150 im not saying he is a bad actor im just saying that they are on widest os spectrums

[pixelated111]

@sapphiredazzlelake even if it's a bad movie, it's a movie. it's quite hard to get a role anyway, so it looks good on your resume.

[scarypeople100]

Paris is the hottest person in the world.

[iheartmwe]

lol "i'm leaving and i'm taking my draw"

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Is it just me, or is the woman to whom Nate sings the shitty song to...right? I mean, if anything, she's smart enough to get the hell out of this movie so quickly.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Thank you for making it so I can rip this piece of shit apart without actually having to pay for it.

[Magnolic]

Sometimes i hate myself for being masochist enough to dare myself to watch this film in one sitting. At least i won't be afraid of electrocution through the nipples anymore.

[Blondey961]

Face IT.THIS MOVIE SUCKS

[TeamNessie98]

Bloody hell!!this film... I can't describe it!

and thats not a good thing. I am entirely speechless.

I mean what kind of name is Christobel, no offense

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@TeamNessie98 I was going to say...Cristabel? Really?

[cruzer1067]

Dear Lord I couldn't get past 2 minutes before pausing it. IT BLOWS

[iEslaena]

what. the. ...

[fiverubies]

I lasted 3 minutes now im turning it off i cant watch it anymore it is actually as bad as everyone says :O

[Macrospore]

This is a perfect example of how any piece of garbage can get made in Hollyweird.

[hplove89]

I love this movie :)

[spooky57571]

I am going to try and sit through this whole piece of shit, im only commenting that when my I.Q. drops to 15 my lawyer will be able sue on my behalf when the longest word I can speak is duhhhhh.

[tease853]

@spooky57571 uhhhh i think your iq is already as low as it can get only a stupid person sits through a movie they dont like

[87kittygirl]

Why am I watching this can someone help me LOL

[Eirthbndr3]

Omg it's norm from avatar.

[narutonsmail]

some szenes are very ...like...eww. :D

[JediSlayer22]

After seeing this I'm beginning to seriously doubt whether we deserve to continue as a species.

[liztotalyrox]

nothing but a shrine to paris hilton's own vanity

[soundscaper18]

Meet Paris Hilton, the dumbest person on EARTH!!!

[ralphjokerX]

who ever thought of this movie should be taken to a creepy basement watch their love ones be brutally killed then see the killer make masks out of their faces then put one one himself and hammer one onto the person who thought of this the that person should be forced to dance with the killer before sucummbing to his or her injuries

[Maladjusted11]

This is, undoubtedly, one of the worst movies ever made.

[kisa154]

awwww does anyone else agree that the boy who plays the main guy as a child is VERY ADORABLLLLLE!!!!?? >w<

[XxcHeYeNnAxX]

Hey.. I live Somewhere in Maine to.. :P

[VocalEdgeTV]

Gotta say...the lead guy is truly awesome. And some really funny stuff in the script.

[MsASparrow]

wow. the characters in this are like... massive douchebags. wtf o__o

[sunnybeets2055]

HELL YEAH!

[k4n31985]

lol that girl has a massive forehead. A 5head.

[R8Y3RCRVFT3R]

2 girls 1 cup is as shocking as viewing this shit

[papatoony]

The film was a major box office disaster. In its opening weekend, the film grossed $27,696 in 111 theaters in the United States, averaging $249 per theater. The Houston Chronicle determined that, based on average ticket prices, this represented an average of 35 people seeing the movie per theatre on its opening weekend, or an average of five per showing. In other words, the movie "bombed", costing the production company over $8,000,000.

[chantale5555]

the little girl that suppose to be pairs hilton at a younger age is really pretty but then she grows up to paris hilton and it ruins everything

[chantale5555]

the little girl that suppose to be pairs hilton at a younger age is really pretty but then she grows up to paris hilton and it ruins everything

[mastermonarch]

he has a picture of a six year old thats creepy real creepy

[jessicalilac]

@mastermonarch nice observation :D

[anasillychilli]

wts the song at 1:29-1:45

[kagssegal]

wow tht gurls crazy!

[aquapendulum]

I hope I live to see the Nostalgia Critic reviewing this.

[F2FRONT500]

@aquapendulum He's the NOSTALGIA Critic, not the bad movies critic. I agree someone from the site should do it.

[aquapendulum]

@F2FRONT500 I said "I hope I LIVE to see Nostalgia Critic reviewing this". When this movie is as good as 10 years old (i.e 2018, thus it becomes an old movie), there's a chance NC will stop doing reviews by then.

[lionkingfan]

@F2FRONT500 even though he reviews mostly old movies , nearly all the movies nostalgia usuaully reviews are bad ones.with the exception with a few like care bears.

[TheCryingPain6123]

Is Nate's girlfriend at first were mad because Nate always focusing on Christine? At least she doesn't kill him.... THIS IS BORING, CAN WE MOVE TO ANOTHER FILM WITHOUT PARIS HILTON??????

[saammuel1]

hall of shame

Smother

The hottie and the nottie

Superbad

Twilight

[dbfro1]

@saammuel1 superbad was a great movie...dont really know how u can compare this to superbad

[saammuel1]

@dbfro1 i dont get it? the acting was painful. and i didnt compare it

[dbfro1]

@saammuel1 the hall of shame thing.. you had superbad in between twilight and this trash currently playing..u thought superbad was a bad movie?

[saammuel1]

@dbfro1 no particular order

[Sapphire384]

dont like the movie much, but i have to say the kids face when hes running at 01:38 is adorable :P

[lupita645]

okay this movie is a pretty good movie, i think most people ignore it because of the whole paris hilton thig. It just a average good romantic comedy, so give it a try. And paris hilton isn't really a main character, so give it a try.

[MrMusikman24]

Wait...paris hilton is the hottie?........no fuckin way she IS the Nottie!!!

[saammuel1]

is this a movie

[cb9603]

No desire to see this, but from it looks like, (especially Paris Hilton as the lead, lol fail?), it seems like a horribly unfunny rip off of "There's Something About Mary" and "Shallow Hal". There's probably more great comedy films that they ripped off and destroyed.

What I just cannot comprehend, especially after thinking about all those potentially great filmmakers that never get a chance to make their movies, is why someone would EVER cast Hilton in a movie unless they predict it to fail?

[Deancho]

Are you fucking kidding me!??? is that the motherfucker NORM from AVATAR?BWAHAH WHAT THE HELL

[Oishasan]

alright,... i'm here just for Johann Urb.

*play*

[LovesMyJimmyStewart]

i love this movie!!!!

[allywally8]

i saw this ages ago and maybe its not the best names or whatever i think its underated its a hidden gem !

[glamorouslifestyle]

Anyone knows the first song that comes on?

[Brittneyxoxo58]

this guy is on Ratituille isnt he ?

[prettyinpinklatina]

Thnx :)))

[martinsimcik1]

Plies name first song?

[prettyinpinklatina]

my name is Cristabel lol i had never heard of any1 wit thats same in name especially not a movie im a dork i thought my mom made it up lol

[panait3]

what car have she?

[7memoriesofhate]

A collection of Bentlies baby....Bently.

[panait3]

@7memoriesofhate :)

[7memoriesofhate]

The truth about Paris....nothing good enough for the Hotest bitch in the world.

[Jeanette4lifebaby]

I love dis movie

[deanwinchesterluv24]

why are people bashing this movie if you dont like dont watch and comment!

[ilovesummerxx]

June isn't all that bad! Fix her eyebrows, clean up her nose and get rid of that mole and she's a very pretty girl! I hate when people call little girls ugly :/

[ametryn]

I agree. She was waaaay prettier than Cristabel, even with crusty blood in her nose.

[Forgottenflowerny]

This makes no sense

[azurescens420]

That dude should've kept banging his girlfriend. She is way hotter than Paris Hilton.

[negima1276]

This film is utter shite....

[CompleteChick]

Is it just me or does that girl at 2:32 look like the boy in the beginning?

[Zynche]

Ohh... i luv this moovy so much i just pee my pants when i start watching it SO HAPPPEH SO HAPPEEEH!!!

[animarble3]

Lol omg haven't heard that expression for a long time thx for the laugh.

[TearsSayEverythiing]

This movie is AWESOME <3

[alifeinthelens]

Paris Hilton directed or produced this movie or something, I assume... I say this because no other human in their right mind would cast Paris Hilton as the hottest girl ever.

[beccaRed11]

@alifeinthelens sooo true, i thik mayb she was cast more becase shes paris hilton and her fans wold want to see, becase shes not that special in the looks category, or even the acting lol, mayb she paid to be in this film

[franciscobareno]

@alifeinthelens Ha ha ha. That is SOOOO true dude!!

[kcaj287]

@alifeinthelens Are you being sarcastic?

[porkyminch01]

@alifeinthelens she does not even has tits and her eyes... are like dead

[lunakarkadam]

@alifeinthelens

yes...she produced it....lets focus on everyone elses performance, which won´t be hard.

[windchimex]

This is so stupid they broke up because his songs were bad ...the acting is terrible!

[hu58go]

hmmmmmmmmm.........mushy movies eeeek!

[krazydude34]

@donneemanuel its bad enough that this guy is spamming a video but then when he says definatly one of the funiest of the year you know hes some bull shitter

[leploopd]

paris hilton is such a bad actor its funny

[RikkuTikku27]

Dude she's such a bad singer it's funny! =3

[cOcOnUtCaNdY45]

whats the song at the end of this clip?

[theminorkiller]

Castaneda by Cyanide

[Black93Bear]

ok, biggest test in my life, i'll see if i can watch THIS WHOLE THING without a concussion.

gotta warm up first