Jerri Blank - She is so disgustingly wrong and hilariously inappropriate all at the same time.....
This is a woman who would think being gangbang by a group of strangers, urinating on the sidewalk and waking up in a pool of your own vomit is just a fun night out!
when i was a little girl this old hag would walk up to me and my brothers the day before holloween and say''come by my house at holloween ill have candy (cacklecacklecackle)''
Are you having trouble getting dates, or keeping a a relationship due to your ugly psoriasis or any other skin disorder? You no longer have to be lonely! The American institute of Advanced Medicine has the answer to your problem. They have 25 years of experience ussing? FDA approved medicine with no known side effects and a 95% success rate. After you get rid of your ugly skin problem im sure your love life will beggin! theaiam.com
NO NO NO NO NO! The trashiest quote is the poem she reads to the class [ I don't remember the issue - look it up yourselves ]....... it ends like this: "as I straddle and squat so you can see my _ _ _ _". She's then interrupted by Mr. Noblet. THAT is the trashiest AND most hiLARious line in the world ever!
@SuspiciouslyDLicious - "Packing a Musket", by Jerri Blank. When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage.
@Wrentastic - Why, bless your little soul: you know it by heart! Whoever you are, I wanna give you a big sloppy, wet, French one! And at the end, she squawks, "When I straddle and squat so you can see my......". That's when I became permanently incontinent from laughing so hard!
The left out my favorite: "Stoney and I would go over to Buckle's, and Puff would turn us on to a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of perkiset jimmy's... Mmm. I'd wake up with blood on my ass and then we'd get high. Those were some good tiiiiiimes."
Although I appreciate the effort, I think I could have picked 10 much better quotes from this amazing show.
P.S. The last one... "...right now I'm as moist as a snack cake down there...so why don't you come back to my place after school and I'll make your pinky allll stinky!" is the ringtone on my phone...hahaha I've gottena few looks from it :o)
It is Strangers With Candy. It played on Comedy Central from 1999 - 2001 I think. Sometimes they play reruns on Comedy Central and LOGO channels. One of my fave shows of all time!!
I LOVED this show!!! BTW as for the comment in the info section "Jerri Blank....is the one girl we would never, ever bang."....of course I agree with you if we are talking about the CHARACTER.....But have you ever seen the actress not made up as Jerri? I was SHOCKED at just how pretty she was when not in character!!!
@daven58100 Amy Sedaris is increditable! Strangers With Candy is a underated show. The acting and story is soooo good. Everytime I pass it on TV I watch it and cancel everything else thats on out.
This is one insanely funny show!!! No subject was off limits and seeing how far the envelope could be pushed each episode made this the real "must see" t.v.! My fav character was Jerri's Dad.He never spoke and was always in a frozen pose with that creepy/goofy grin on his face!!!! Everyone should send e-mails to Comedy Central requesting a SWC marathon or something!!!
Why have I not seen this show? We can usually get away with bloody murder on Canadian T.V. This show, I have never even heard of. What network is it on? This angers me to no end! We probably won't even get to see this fuckin' show 'til it's already been cancelled. Fuck, with a capital FUCK! Fuckin' awful sonsofbitches, pricks, assholes, mumble, mumble, drift off into quiet gibberish and then fall asleep.
I just watched a MST3K episode called Teenage Strangler and there was a kid in that horrible film (named Mikey) that reminded me so much of a young her. And it was a boy, lol.
I thought she was funny till she did an over-the top depiction of an abusive male--it was so ugly. Not of the fictitious male she was trying to pretend to show, but the ugliness of her generalized hatred and venom towards males in the way she stereotyped the behavior. Ironically one of the ugliest depictions of sexism I've ever seen.
Closest thing I can think of is, it was like a KKK-er doing his ugliest depiction of AfroAmericans and looking very ugly trying to do so.
@SPFrobber I expressed an opinion of how an act came off, no personal attack on anyone. You know nothing about me, but I know you got very threatened by something in that comment--enough to attack me. How very neurotic.
YouTube isn't for everyone--try medication and if my posts offend your "feminine" sensibilities then consult your doctor for more.
This is awesome! However, they should have included the one from "The Blank Stare" at the beginning of part two. Jerri gives Rebecca a hug and grabs her ass.
Trashy quote #12:
"When you work from home, and Johns call on the phone, you're a call girl.
When you walk 'til you limp, and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore.
When they're asking you please, to get down on your knees, near their groinage,
Excusa me, but you see, don't touch where they pee, without coinage.
As I straddle and squat to show you my..." *bell rings*
GetMoney2TakeMoney 12 hours ago
Jerri Blank - She is so disgustingly wrong and hilariously inappropriate all at the same time.....
This is a woman who would think being gangbang by a group of strangers, urinating on the sidewalk and waking up in a pool of your own vomit is just a fun night out!
Bless her demented heart! :)
woohooboy 1 day ago 2
Lol
hilaryfrk 5 days ago
"what kind of marriage is this gawd BRING A BOOK" I tell people to bring a book all the time when I think their boring, thanks jerri
whatatwist90 2 weeks ago
Awesome job!
utoobuser101 3 weeks ago
"I've got something to say!!"
manteno 1 month ago 3
I like the pole & the hole ...
MikeCheck123 1 month ago 2
"those Guatemalans, such as yourself" lol
MisteRadioNerd 1 month ago
"I'll make your pinkie all stinky" Hell ya.
shonea8819 2 months ago
LMAO bring a book!
joshuwajimer 3 months ago
"you don't wanna beat me or screw me? what kind of marriage is this? bring a book!"
dlund92 3 months ago 6
Ah HA! I miss my SWC DVDs. Damn storage auctions >:O
madsketcher 3 months ago
2 was racist lol
Okilotty 3 months ago
DAMN THAT'S A LONG LACE !
deeJslowface 3 months ago
Amy is a Genius.
ladybluetexan 3 months ago 3
BEST SHOW EVER!!!!
jeb29615 3 months ago
Jellyneck: "I used to be a zero Jerry, but now take that zero and multiply by 100..."
Jerri: "Wow, that's a lot."
PipersGrip 3 months ago
@PipersGrip wow, that Is a lot
Bjouesbijou 3 months ago
when i was a little girl this old hag would walk up to me and my brothers the day before holloween and say''come by my house at holloween ill have candy (cacklecacklecackle)''
sangosharaikotsu 3 months ago
Good lord that was some disturbing shit.
willbond 3 months ago
Best show ever made. Crazy how it wasn't all that popular and more of an underground show.
EYES TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM!!
Todaydawg21 3 months ago
Best ever!
DemiTheCameraMan 3 months ago
Awwww....Where's Jerri's poem?
"When I straddle and squat, to show you my...."
JustJoey23 3 months ago 3
LOL. I actually thought it was strangers with candy saying trashy quotes.
BubuTheYoutification 4 months ago
You forgot my favorite...
"You can't unfry things, Jerri!"
gunnarwordon 4 months ago
I miss this show.
VelvetRope1992 4 months ago
This show is one of the most underrated of all time. Brilliant.
metallicakixtotalass 4 months ago
1:10 wtf is olivia dunham doing at flatpoint high
ToyDrag0n 4 months ago
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kencarson 4 months ago
ummmm wat it's all the same person, there can't be 10 of them :3
PizzaNuggetz 4 months ago
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Cancer? That's hi-LAR-ious!
bradsteratl1967 4 months ago
@bradsteratl1967 i'm not even joking, the only reason i'm watching this video is becuz i randomly remembered that line and burst out laughing
stilltainted922 4 months ago
Hah... nice. Didn't watch the show all that much, but there was one line that truly cracked me up beyond belief. Wish I could find it on here:
"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard."
Not as funny typed out though- it was all in the delivery
FantasmaDanza 4 months ago
"i like the poles and the holes"
Me: ... D: NO ONES SAFE.
its pedobears wife
Way2CoolXD 4 months ago
can anyone explain what was up with her dad? he never moved
somebody555551 5 months ago
@somebody555551 Her daddy's in a coma!
BritneyBetchLove 4 months ago
"I cried when I had no shoes untill I met a man who had no feet........ then I laughed REALLy hard." BEST LINE EVER!!!!
Craigluver809 5 months ago 3
Is it wrong that i got a boner from this
metallifan456 5 months ago
doesnt she look like the guy from wkuk when he dresses up as a girl
SongHooks1993 6 months ago
Bring a book...
Orichon 6 months ago
Pee on me... LOL
AbsoluteGleek92 6 months ago
aaaaaall milldewy *sniff sniff* xD
LedAeroStripesGirl63 6 months ago
#2 should have been #1 <3
iluvchantelle 6 months ago
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madmanslullaby1 6 months ago
@ortomy hhahahaah no. "Strangers with Candy" is an old T.V series haha.
SomeoneSuperSam 6 months ago
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"and right now im as moist as a snack cake down there" Lololol
RecklessInspirer 6 months ago
i thought it was people with candy saying trashy quotes
ortomy 6 months ago 3
My fav show of all time...
DemiTheCameraMan 7 months ago 2
@DemiTheCameraMan Mine too!
kjstephens 6 months ago
good times!
heterodoxphilomath 7 months ago
thank-you fo that funny shit!
johnmcgillis2004 7 months ago
i think i was seperated from my twin at birth. i'm BILLIE JOLENE!!
BillieJolene1 7 months ago
strangers with candy is f*cking great man.
tstepongzi 7 months ago
"You're crazy!"
..
"Pee on me."
SeaGreenCP 8 months ago 34
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eerikka801 8 months ago
ok that was wired in the end
redfire23 8 months ago
2 & 5
chocoholic718 8 months ago
My favs are the "Cranberry" and "bring a book!" In that order.
thephoenixforce 9 months ago
I can't believe they left out her note in class [read aloud by Colbert]: "My vagina is on fire! I'm trying not to scratch it, Orlando..."
tierbandiger 9 months ago
SEDARIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN I'D GO GAY FOR !
fungus3688 9 months ago
Pee on me... and The big finish... Pinky ALL Stinky... Nice
Mokeyfrog 9 months ago
Trashy quote #11:
Don't touch the groinage, unless the give you some coinage.
1richb 9 months ago 21
GOTCHA RITE IN THE CRANBURRY!!
jttb011 10 months ago 3
Hit a little too close too home bloodngutspatriot? Remind you of your mom?
sethuality 10 months ago
Come here and let me make your Pinky all Stinky...
Dannysgirl11985 10 months ago
NO NO NO NO NO! The trashiest quote is the poem she reads to the class [ I don't remember the issue - look it up yourselves ]....... it ends like this: "as I straddle and squat so you can see my _ _ _ _". She's then interrupted by Mr. Noblet. THAT is the trashiest AND most hiLARious line in the world ever!
SuspiciouslyDLicious 10 months ago
@SuspiciouslyDLicious - "Packing a Musket", by Jerri Blank. When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage.
Wrentastic 9 months ago 4
@Wrentastic - Why, bless your little soul: you know it by heart! Whoever you are, I wanna give you a big sloppy, wet, French one! And at the end, she squawks, "When I straddle and squat so you can see my......". That's when I became permanently incontinent from laughing so hard!
SuspiciouslyDLicious 9 months ago
@Wrentastic This was my ringtone for the longest time! :o)
clarabellen 9 months ago
I'll make your pinky all stinky!
lucasboden 10 months ago
oooooooooo wooooooooow lol
TheShawtyTee 10 months ago
its stupid funny
mammita2000s 11 months ago
I hate the way americans pronouce the name craig as crag.
hateseaworld 11 months ago
My friend nicki is like jerri lol but not anymore...she changed
sararudd92 11 months ago
This would be the most fun part to play ever. I am so jealous of Amy Sedaris but nobody could pull it off nearly as well.
Craxblorg 11 months ago
she was on 'raising hope'! XD
Rosebite12 11 months ago
How Were connected
your Crazy?
PEE ON ME
XD
theanimefreak22222 11 months ago
Got candy?
ManyVideosforyou 11 months ago 2
She's so delightfully foul. Can you imagine bringing her home as a fiancee to meet your parents??
HollywoodHillsCookie 11 months ago
The left out my favorite: "Stoney and I would go over to Buckle's, and Puff would turn us on to a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of perkiset jimmy's... Mmm. I'd wake up with blood on my ass and then we'd get high. Those were some good tiiiiiimes."
Danny48912 1 year ago 11
I want to be her when I grow up.
anachro1 1 year ago 2
me gusta
cheesesisgood87 1 year ago
@cheesesisgood87 a mi tambien
mammita2000s 11 months ago
@mammita2000s im english....lol that is like the only thing i know in spanish xD
cheesesisgood87 11 months ago
haha...I still quote this show, to this day!
jimmymastiff 1 year ago
Although I appreciate the effort, I think I could have picked 10 much better quotes from this amazing show.
P.S. The last one... "...right now I'm as moist as a snack cake down there...so why don't you come back to my place after school and I'll make your pinky allll stinky!" is the ringtone on my phone...hahaha I've gottena few looks from it :o)
clarabellen 1 year ago
Amazing Actress. Amazing Show.
turbo1964 1 year ago 3
BEST. SHOW. EVA
GMT1221 1 year ago 2
is that anna torv in the 5th clip? cos it sure does look like a younger version of her...
saitu83 1 year ago
@saitu83 I know, right! But I rewatched the episode the other day and IMDB says it ain't so.
Blutgeld 1 year ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeew
connorwestgate 1 year ago
Amy Sedaris is great
DehumanizingSounds 1 year ago
Stephen Colbert at 0:10 ?
Evilorunbelievable 1 year ago
@Evilorunbelievable it is. He plays the English teacher.
Devil5on 1 year ago
@Evilorunbelievable Yeah, he's the science teacher in the movie and all 3 seasons. The only time I can stand him.
Raven544 1 year ago
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you can watch them on netflix or on the comedy central website.
erin1013 1 year ago
you can watch them on netflix or on the comedy central website.
erin1013 1 year ago
It is Strangers With Candy. It played on Comedy Central from 1999 - 2001 I think. Sometimes they play reruns on Comedy Central and LOGO channels. One of my fave shows of all time!!
SeekingHisWill78 1 year ago
LOL WHAT SHOW IS THIS AND WERE DOES IT PLAY LOL this bitch is funny
kr00ked 1 year ago
@kr00ked it's on comedy central's site or on netflix.
erin1013 1 year ago
I LOVED this show!!! BTW as for the comment in the info section "Jerri Blank....is the one girl we would never, ever bang."....of course I agree with you if we are talking about the CHARACTER.....But have you ever seen the actress not made up as Jerri? I was SHOCKED at just how pretty she was when not in character!!!
frankensteinmoneymac 1 year ago
"when you say no, all they hear is cake, and retards always want cake"
Sporeadam 1 year ago 2
O.o
ThatTuckerKid 1 year ago
cant hear
candygir87528 1 year ago
"I'm plenty wet.... hahaha.... seriously.."
KidsWithGuns1992 1 year ago 4
I gotchya right in the cranberry
jaden2555 1 year ago 5
Holy shit I love this show
MissCarnivale 1 year ago
this woman is my idol
NecronRon 1 year ago
"I'll make your pinky all stinky"
No.
leeham991 1 year ago 5
i feel like... ive just been raped...
TheTramacenter 1 year ago 111
@TheTramacenter rape is a compliment. forced entry is the ultimate flatery
LoveQuiche 1 year ago
@TheTramacenter why !! ?
frenaptero 4 months ago
GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME!
pickel13828 1 year ago
:( we dont have this in the UK
codmalt 1 year ago
@codmalt just watch it on netflix
imrachelurnot 1 year ago
Sometimes I feel as moist as a snack cake.
moviemaster02 1 year ago
this is my fav show eveeer :)
BlaaaAndBlaaa 1 year ago
My personal favourite is "I can't get pregnant baby, my ovaries are diseased"
brettski8472 1 year ago 2
I got you right in the cranberry!
wahapenesha 1 year ago
You need to face the fact. You're a racist. A. RACIST. You. NOT ME. I'M NOT THE RACIST; nor is Mr. Kittens here.
NotQuiteRight 1 year ago
I became the plaything of Indonesian businessmen
bitchee 1 year ago
I love the way she can deliver those lines with a straight face.
daven58100 1 year ago 84
@daven58100 It had to of taken many takes.
smirt 1 year ago
@daven58100 i know right
mammita2000s 11 months ago
@daven58100 Amy Sedaris is increditable! Strangers With Candy is a underated show. The acting and story is soooo good. Everytime I pass it on TV I watch it and cancel everything else thats on out.
musicfan088 7 months ago 2
"We came as soon as we felt like it."
WholeLottaGreer 1 year ago 7
I wish Jerri was my older sister.
sonas76 1 year ago
I'm having a glass of rum cake
ElConquistadorNo1 1 year ago 5
Best show of all time.
bobshouse123 1 year ago
My mom went to the same high school as Tammi Littlenut. lol....
crumpetfuzz 1 year ago
"Right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there."
Ninarollins 1 year ago
right in the cranberry
sleep28601 1 year ago
bisexual?
xx24carfan4xx 1 year ago
@LLEESSLLIIEE1 netflix has the whole thing instant watch
ntb8808 1 year ago
"Now that I need something from you, I'd like to apologize for the way I acted earlier."
joedits1 1 year ago 3
i can't stop laughing!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
sookiestackhouse2u 1 year ago
now we've got shit like Family Guy and The Cleveland Show
painlessissuicide 1 year ago
This is one insanely funny show!!! No subject was off limits and seeing how far the envelope could be pushed each episode made this the real "must see" t.v.! My fav character was Jerri's Dad.He never spoke and was always in a frozen pose with that creepy/goofy grin on his face!!!! Everyone should send e-mails to Comedy Central requesting a SWC marathon or something!!!
bone101ify 1 year ago
@bone101ify check out comedy central dot com, they have a bunch of episodes there..
TakeNoGuff 1 year ago
God I love this show!
russell56443 1 year ago
"Your crazy" "pee on me"
junkbot15 1 year ago
stephen colbert made the show 10 time btr
theRUSSIANjewFTW 1 year ago
@theRUSSIANjewFTW No, not really.
RetroZombieee 1 year ago
@theRUSSIANjewFTW His relationship with Jellineck is my favorite part of the show!
akateb71489 1 year ago
My number 1: "Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue-vein swayback throbber."
skeletor404 1 year ago
Why have I not seen this show? We can usually get away with bloody murder on Canadian T.V. This show, I have never even heard of. What network is it on? This angers me to no end! We probably won't even get to see this fuckin' show 'til it's already been cancelled. Fuck, with a capital FUCK! Fuckin' awful sonsofbitches, pricks, assholes, mumble, mumble, drift off into quiet gibberish and then fall asleep.
ANGRYANJEL 1 year ago
@ANGRYANJEL It aired at least ten years ago here in the States... Comedy Central maybe?
turingcub 1 year ago
No, "ring the liberty bell"??!
fflybz 1 year ago
love the movie!!!!!!!
darkria38 1 year ago
i'm moist as a snackcake down there...that is sooooo wrong.
tarnashun 1 year ago
@tarnashun hahahah, but it is a hilarious comparison.
akateb71489 1 year ago
I just watched a MST3K episode called Teenage Strangler and there was a kid in that horrible film (named Mikey) that reminded me so much of a young her. And it was a boy, lol.
verbusen 1 year ago
"I like the pole and the hole" nice!
crumpetfuzz 1 year ago
wow thanks for the ideas jk lolz
jayorteg713 1 year ago
this show sucks, but it made me wanna fuck sedaris
sethmusic 1 year ago
ewwww lol
runescapeantics27 1 year ago
this shit is hella funny
JOEHATCH213 1 year ago
ah the good ole days when comedy central was actually funny
SirhcRekrap 1 year ago
Isn't that Ace Ventura?
paynemacleod 1 year ago
O_o
Though halarious...this made me feel so uncomfortable...
Jarethenator 1 year ago
"You dont want to beat me OR screw me? What kinda marriage is this? Bring a book!"
Scorpion14 1 year ago 3
y dont u come to my house after school
QBabbii 1 year ago
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Pretty good movie, hoping it would be funnier but still really entertaining. See it at Movie Watcherus.
mindtree2003 1 year ago
I thought she was funny till she did an over-the top depiction of an abusive male--it was so ugly. Not of the fictitious male she was trying to pretend to show, but the ugliness of her generalized hatred and venom towards males in the way she stereotyped the behavior. Ironically one of the ugliest depictions of sexism I've ever seen.
Closest thing I can think of is, it was like a KKK-er doing his ugliest depiction of AfroAmericans and looking very ugly trying to do so.
DocVuDu 1 year ago
@DocVuDu Comedy isn't for everyonne. Use in moderation and if it offends your feminine sensibilities then consult your doctor.
SPFrobber 1 year ago
@SPFrobber I expressed an opinion of how an act came off, no personal attack on anyone. You know nothing about me, but I know you got very threatened by something in that comment--enough to attack me. How very neurotic.
YouTube isn't for everyone--try medication and if my posts offend your "feminine" sensibilities then consult your doctor for more.
DocVuDu 1 year ago
@DocVuDu *facepalm*
VonCouch 1 year ago
@VonCouch cock down your throat. *lol*
OK? Feel validated now? Reap what you sow.
DocVuDu 1 year ago
@DocVuDu ...not sure how that's a response...
VonCouch 1 year ago
@VonCouch Commentary on self-fulfilling stereotyping, but never mind. Have a nice one.
DocVuDu 1 year ago
Lol! Love it!
kuglesnbits 1 year ago
"i got you right n the cranberry!!" lol this show is so hilarious
stallben 1 year ago
i dont get it
dadikkedude 1 year ago
One of the best shows ever. I love it.
fishman017 1 year ago
shes so weird...:)
RakkoonFruit 1 year ago
This is awesome! However, they should have included the one from "The Blank Stare" at the beginning of part two. Jerri gives Rebecca a hug and grabs her ass.
REBECCA: You are so funny, Sycamore!
JERRI: Wanna see me get hilarious?
ceeb330 1 year ago
What kind of marriage is this? Bring a book!
xoxopr0ud 1 year ago
"it makes me as damp as a cellar down there all mildewy"
rapideye89 1 year ago
"pee on me" hahahahhahahahaha oh jerri!
WallaWallaIsForLove 1 year ago
These are great, but my favorite is (when she finds the son she gave away a long time ago):
Ricky: But why, mom? Did you just give me away?
Jerri: Oh, no... no, no... I traded you... for a guitar... and... God... all these years I've wondered... whatever happened to that guitar?
LOL
velocirrober 1 year ago 4