IGN Weekly 'Wood - IGN Weekly 'Wood - Star Wars Changes, DC's New Universe, Die Hard 5: 09.01.11

[Brickmaster4496]

Now that Vader screams "NO" in Jedi, I can never watch the original version without hearing it in my mind.

[Antlaw09]

(To Play John McClane Son Should Be) Paul Walker, Jensen Ackels, Jared Padalecki, Shane West, Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, Tom Welling or James Franco

[pentool123]

'It's time for some wood' shes so dirty

[TheLukicho]

How to survive a shark attack:you have to wrestle the shark if she bitted you and hit it in the eye or put hands on her tail and spin her up that will make her sleep

[krat0s77]

Where's Naomi?

[vipervenom741]

yes it is

[123LDJ123]

What were they thinking when made the name of this series?

[bveress]

How to survive a shark attack: Get the fuck out of the water

[harute1061]

I love how smug Lucas looks In that picture, he's all like "Kekekeke, yeah I changed It"...ugh I wanna Impale him...

[ChristianBarril]

como pusiste el logo

[JewwTroll]

(vader) NOOOOoooo

[oriramu]

Die hard lives , another sequel...NICE.!!!!

[stfuenviousnoob]

oh jess you card, your face is melting again...

[MrBluetuber]

Not to be that guy but u give me weekly wood Jess

[BungeeRooster]

@ApollofmsGaming she had it coming, and I believe she likes it too. Proof is that you can clearly see how talented she is, but she insists on acting like a dumb whore just to get pervs, being 97% of gaming community, to keep watching the show!

[squamish4244]

@BungeeRooster Well this comment doesn't make you sound much better.

[EaglesStir]

@foxshorty yeah

[joshuaSmith1998]

yipy kia? what no mother fucker

[mysticdragon38]

Damn you Lucas! I want the Original Original StarWars on Bluray! T_T

but im stuck with my original copy on VHS

[yankolvich]

I get it why they call it the weekly wood.

[Fenriswolf16]

Join the #justsaynoooooo! campaign.

[Scruffie440]

more dc comic movies sounds fuckin badass. cuz marvel makes theirs along with disney and they are kinda pussy movies where dc seems more dark and willing ;)

[mrcaffeinedude]

I'm not even a huge Star Wars fan and I want to hit George Lucas in the head with a ball peen hammer. I guess I'll have to watch the trilogy on VHS.

[neddur1]

OH NO NOT BIG FAT UGLY JESS ID RATHER FUCK KIDS OLD FOLK AND EVEN MEN THAN BIG FAT UGLY JESS THIMBS UP SO THE PERVS CAN SEE AND START POSTING HATE COMMENTS TOWARDS ME

[berstranio]

if you are as hardcore of a star wars fan as i am please check out our star wars song to george lucas

[foxshorty]

is she the girl from g4's proving ground?

[TheTito1315]

oh you give me alot of wood 

[scarface12901]

judging by how stupid the max payne film was i think we can expect a sort of supernatural element in die hard but who knows mayb that wont be so bad lol

[AMarshall92]

I got my weekly wood, and I liked it ;)

[CarlosF50Vlogs]

they need to reboot this shit! this movie sucks dick

[HSUUSANJ]

Weekly wood.....I can feel my wood already.

[SERVER1992]

well goodby star wars on blueray i was ganna get it but i rather here darth vader breathing hard cus he is strugling to sav e his son instead of saying noooo

[Monty835]

Star wars sucks

[wachintv22]

@Monty835 GTFO!!

[EarthAlien51]

@Monty835 u suck

[KingzEric]

God dammit! Another fucking Die Hard movie!! The Die Hard Trilogy was fantastic, but then they make Live Free or Die Hard, which is the Lethal Weapon 4 of that series both okay movies but shit compared to their amazing predecessors

[Itsooz]

Screw George Lucas. Go to RedLetterMedia and watch the hilarious Plinkett reviews of the new trilogy to see that George was never a genius behind the Star Wars legacy that people consider him to be..

[Sox1512]

Max Payne was decent but im afraid about Die Hard 5

[wrestlefanatic77]

By the time Lucas passes away, there's going to be 55 different versions of Star Wars episodes 4-6.

[ItzClobert]

I think the blonde chick with the perky tits is hotter.

[nickel672]

thumbs up for jess chobot playboy

[darraghLOLkeogh]

@nickel672 thumbs off for telling all these fucking pervs to get a life

[samu7724]

@nickel672 She is 34 and 60 days....years old..to be exact

[lbcl1767]

Most of the likes IGN gets are for Jessica...

[BiohazardousGaming]

i'd tell him how they were going to call the new psp the NGP 

[ipwnn00bs117]

did anyone else find it extremely sexy when she went "yippie-ki-yay"?

[eltrouble]

Under the Dome?  Isn't that basically the plot of the Simpsons' movie?

[hassanandzaza]

i would soo do her

[pahadee]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!-­homer simpson

[MrBlueSmurth]

id tap that

[PhilDuggs]

I WANT THOSE COMICS THEY LOOK AWESOME

[razarsenal180]

With the presenter, this is the weekly wood I get from IGN.

[PurpleBerryTurtle]

Nice :P

[Stelios7xXx]

LOL Weekly Wood :P

[ilest]

i like the blonde girl more now.

[renski1792]

the blonde girl is hotter

[arsenal4life911]

Panic knife that bitch!

[Eddie913913]

SIMPSONS DID IT!!! SIMPSONS DID IT!!! (South Park Joke)

[roms3]

WTF IS UP WITH MAX FUCKING PAYNE 3?

I FUCKING WANT THIS GAME!!!

[DragonballK100]

Bat-shark repelant!

[Rantincorporated]

George Lucas: "I have altered the original trilogy. Pray I don't alter them any further!"

[rpsmith014]

Oh, god forbid the Ewoks blink!

[thumperger]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Y U SHOW NO TEETS

[J3LLYB34R]

poke the shark in the eye or punch it in the nose

[SimonRisberg]

I would take my megarang and throw it on the shark who will eventually explode.

[turbogamer25]

well with my video game knowledge i'm pretty sure i could punch the shark out

[Blackrey]

it's pretty simple: like when the zombies attack, take a cricket bat and hit the shark as long as its moves!

And yes, your friends will get killed first

[Ed1H3r0]

Bring Baroness with you, she will charm the shark and she charms everyone else ^^

[TheAlienpope]

clicked this video cuz it said IGN weekly Wood

[RhaineLeonheart]

Is it turn based combat? Easy: Excalibur and Ultima Sword plus Genji Gloves and the Dragon Armlet, attack, win.

[turtleshells118]

noclip

[Rubiksguy97]

I would attach 50 balloons to it like in Gmod

[xBraiNshOcK]

"Jippykaiyay!" :)

[nigga9er]

god i want to make babies with her

[MichaelJ505]

@Cusack187 Jess isn't hot, she's beautiful.

[GrizzledPenguin]

@Cusack187 How can Jess not be hot?

[iDommmmmmmmmmmm]

@Cusack187 Dude either you're gay or Jess is hot

[SoaringManatee]

@Cusack187 no

[DJManny02]

@Cusack187 lol then why the fuck are you watching this video?

[gothikgamer]

@Cusack187 jess isn't hot? ok... ok... ok... =O

[baciu14]

@Cusack187 jess is hot the rest is right :D

[TheHephaestus16]

@Cusack187 I'm ok with the hate to IGN but don't you dare and dis marky mark \_/

[SuMBuDDe42oE]

@Cusack187 looks like you got all the hate u need cuz U MAD BRO!

[SuperHamsterKing]

@Cusack187 no hate, but jess is fucking hot.

[bouwstenen]

omg so funny xD

[mysteryindokid]

i use fly mod to get away from the shark

[theKillerbee21]

i got a "wood" allright

[KingADuhYeti]

id use zeldas lullaby to calm the shark then, i would strap a lazer on its head and ride it.

[anilreji]

yea...even my d*** went WOOD! :P

[lehwalddude]

SIMPSONS DID IT

[ExtraPimpSlap23]

i wouldnt care if the shark ate me, i would just respawn. :D

[pdragon69]

yeah I would be home sitting in front of my TV and PS3 all day and not go in the water, haha

[KirbyCrossing]

Apollo 18? Gay Buscus.

[ASDFG8732]

make the episodes longer please 

[tanner1ie]

I'd tie two PS2 controllers together and use them as Nunchucks, to fight off a shark.

(PS2, because the PS3's controllers are wireless :) .)

[NO1WARCHILD]

Well I swam in the omaha beach in Normandy in moh frontline soo that could help

[LinkinPink99]

I'm surprised to see no comments about themselves getting weekly wood by watching Jessica Chobot. That's usually what I expect from the comments lol

[po1s0ned]

ugh im getting sick of the perverted sickos and boner jokes...GET. A. LIFE.

[TheAgentAssassin]

uh...

don't get in the water?

and have fantastical relations with Jess on the beach

[DarthMessias]

How can Stephen King make a rip off of his own book?

[TehBunnehz]

Lol don't be afraid.... It's made out of plast.

[d2cdkey]

NOOOOOooooo......... Yes.

[danerogil]

Is George Lucas trolling us? seriously?

[jf09]

Ill kill the shark using some quicktime events :) just imagine

[chion2006]

hmmmmm thats kinda a tricky one, should I go straight up m60 on em' or maybe mortar em' and leave em' all in pieces as I stand in a cloud of smoke revin' up my chainsaw lancer waiting for any remaining survivors to emerge!. lmao I WANT GEARS 3!!! can't cha tell.

[SwardteE]

gaming expertise? Create a super weapon out of a few boat engine parts, and the propellor, cut those sharks up! Thanks to Dead Rising. :)

[REPINTDOT]

thats a weird looking kitchen

[permos12345]

With the replay function i have unlimited amount of wood

[BrownieX001]

How to survive a shark attack with gaming expertise:just restart the game

[spy9760]

if you have to change something in star wars it is the yoda puppet

[MyRsIrl]

Oooh yeah, I sure got my weekly wood.

[jimboslice711]

punch it in the mother fucking nose!!!

[tony00500montana]

I will smash the Xbox 360 to the sharks head lol :P

(no offense to Xbox fanboys, its just a joke)

[BunnyHunter117]

Jess if you're ever running low on wood then you can have mine!

[travaricky]

i'll make sure u'll lick my wood...

c'mon ign! Too nasty with this show title and catch frases ...

[dimitrisasp]

george lucas sucks

[theevilteacher]

She knows she's hot... hotter than hot!

[TheDevilR1]

another weekly wood joke that gets top comment..........

[dergutemann68]

hahaha i was thinking about the simpsons movie right before she said that

[denvir17]

how to survive a shark attack? don't go into the water :)

[MegaIncrdible]

Blow me...

[IngloriousBastard911]

jess gives me my daily boner

[TheOxyMorin]

They should call it daily wood ;)

[hardluck2you]

wow jess you look alot younger what's your secret :)

[azeez1202]

most common comment:

"she gives me my weekly wood"

[GewoneSjla]

fuck that max payne movie, first game was the best

[canadianeh24]

@GewoneSjla ever try the matrix mod for the first game? that shit was good. and i agree with the movie. i was stoked and saw it in theaters and was supremely disappointed

oh and i liked the seconds game as well, mostly just for the ragdoll physics in slomo

[ganonpr]

The Eworks changes, ok, Vader changes, fail.

[lordmetal2]

''weekly'' wood? Fuck i get wood every morning.

[RORYgaff]

That was such a bad NOOO by vader! RUINED!!!

[kevln156]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[TheEmpireOfJarvis]

@Faentaass You'd do her.

[marco39120]

The chances of me going to see Shark Night 3D are about as good and me getting with Jessica Chobot...ani't no way in hell it's ever gonna happen

[bastyo]

hi

[sugreev2001]

That Max Payne director is fucking crap,why the fuck would they give a critically derided directed the reins to Die Hard 5.

[orkie55]

jess got snail eyes?

[GIJoint]

I'd just wait for the quick time events to pop up. But if I miss one is that a gameover?

[PhunkieProdiG]

So why the fuck is DC rebooting? Did they fuck everything up during the Green lantern whatever main series was going on.... DC's so weird and hard to understand specially when you drop in drop out of the series

[luser279]

hey mr lucas I just downloaded all 6 movies without paying you shit, so you can change what ever you want now you money grubbing shit eater

[littlespellmaker]

how would my gaming ability save me from the horrors of Shark Night 3D. Well for one I would never go someplace I did not know about. And second I would never be dumb enough to get into the water where sharks are even thought to be remotlely

[Valinorzx]

hehe, wood.

[Re4ChMoDz]

i cant wait to see apollo 18 :D

[badboybitch69]

How to survive a shark attack with game expertise 101; kill 9 clownfishes and call in your chopper gunner to blast the sharks from above..

[JackGulliford]

*sexual joke about woman and wood" 

[4llvar]

@Vik13vik Not that original though :P

[Vvewa]

max payne what a dissapointment

[SharpFPShooter]

How to survive a shark attack: Bring Rebecca Black with you as a sacrifice...

[tryintokill]

@SharpFPShooter even the shark wouldnt fucking touch her

[SharpFPShooter]

Shark night looks like an asylum rip-off of pirahna...

[SuperBob909]

Noooooooooooooooooo Lucas!

[fanta832]

Co za asy........

[iHuNt3RxD]

i know how to survive a shark attack just dont go near any water and stay in a city simples

[skyonaraproductions]

@iHuNt3RxD but if they have legs?!?!?!?!? D:

[MrCanav]

fuck DC..

[GOD]

Die Hard 5? Bruce Willis is 56! He'll prob DIR HARD while making the movie!

p.s. I myself am a Die Hard fan 2!

[BLOODBATHDAVID]

survive a shark atack: get the fuck out of the water, if someone got caught leave them, and run to land

[2773princeofpersia]

how to survive a shark attack with gamer skills think its a game you got nothing to lose and somehow kill the shark

[Huumu1000]

Jess , you're so much professional than Naomi !! come back to daily fix , you are so believable , I don't believe that a girl like I Moan knows shit about star wars :(

[IronGerkin]

I wish comic's were more popular in the UK. Or at least my part of the UK =P

[szaszkvacss]

Jess <3

[187nags]

comics are boring

[Ioanides001]

blablablablablablabla boringboringboringboring

she's so sexy though...

[Eljosberto2]

So many thing i would do to jessica if i was her co-worker (y)

[THGHOST2010]

@Eljosberto2 I guess you wouldn't be her co-worker for very long then :P

[Janoian]

@Eljosberto2 No you wouldn't.

[Eljosberto2]

@Janoian And there goes the troll.