Numberwang Board Game

[FretLegendSmithy]

thumbs up if you read the small print underneath the dice

[JDrakeify]

and that is why we use a 400 sided dice

[collegeman1988]

Great! Now if only the Star Trek people would allow the rights for the board game "Fizzbin" to be made available to the public.

[SIngli6]

8 people wanted to play cucumberwang.

[Elastane]

those dice are golfballs! :D

[samisgreatish]

@Elastane Lies!!! It says clear to see the the dice are invisble to the human eye.

Although I believe golfballs is Wordwang!!!

[2107ah]

"How about we play cucumberwang?" "No Timmy because that would be shit."

[MegaLolburger]

No timmy, because that would be shit.

[PhnixHAMsta]

Three? Nup.

[Spiz44]

TAKE ALL MY MONEY I WANT THIS BOARD GAME

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

2:08 Hay, he got the price wrong. Thats not numberwang. :(

[racso20000]

HOORAYWANG!



[demonliberal]

What? That makes absolutely no sense!

Three actually was numberwang.

[extracrispybacon]

8 dislikes: THATS NUMBERWANG!



[GeoTown123]

240p? Arg!

[Kezzluvsthewantedx]

dice not to scale actual size invisible to the human eye! LOL!

[JoshGrovesxD]

no timmy, because that would be SHIT

[Joooliuss]

DONT GIVE AWAY THE FUNNIEST BIT IN THE TOP COMMENTS!

[MrObscureReference]

Phenomenal. The funniest line in the sketch is in the two highest voted comments. And both of them have so many upvotes they'll never be dethroned. Nice work youtube viewers.

[2Koranteng]

I might even stop my affair - lmaoo

[00die00991]

all 37 volumes of the rules

[Wolstenholmie]

This is so indescribably silly xD

[mrmemanme]

lol, the dice are invisible to the human eye

[Sn33kyPanda]

8 people didnt stop their affair

[xGamermonkeyx]

Let's rotate the board!

What's on the other side?

It's an apple!

*cue evil laughter*

[whade62000]

I think they have been cheating, those are simple 200 sided dice with an extra 200 numbers written on them.

[tommydaone]

3, is that numberwang? let's see..

no!

[Gellis2009]

some times if you lose you go to jail, so its not totally without that risk

[MrBuch169169]

David Mitchell is so careful when he very, very gently shoves a paper bag on that actress' head! Bless him.

[XxsgtTeasp00nxX]

(Warning: dice not to scale, actual dice are invisible to the human eye)

[SuperHyperMegaMouse]

'I might even stop my affair!'

[gbnnn]

How about playing Bieberwang? No Timmy, because that would be SHIT.

[gomptwoky]

go to jail for playing numberwang at home? not the most bizarre law i've ever heard...

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

HOORAYWANG!!!

[DrSoley]

I hate it when I loose my pair of 400 sided dice... :/

[ejev33]

I want that game

[Mygoddoesnotexist]

Wheres Wangernumb? They forgot the most intense part of Numberwang!

[tml4873]

I like how the price is says is different than the price shown on the screen at the exact same time.

[eatysoony]

It's got two four-hundred-sided dice!

[LastNetwork2]

Yes! That is a Number!

[LuigiSkyskip]

I love the way David Mitchell says "NO" after the Girl asks whether 3 is Numberwang.

[yoshinibble123]

I would buy this...

[VanishingWish]

@garethac81 Stupid fucking mongoloid.

[Lorcanproductions]

"numberwang is for the television only, playing numberwang would infringe copyright law thus depriving people of legitimate royalties and jeopardising future game show production. and could result in a prison sentence of upto 20 years under the game show criminality act of 1998"

[MacRedbaron]

@Lorcanproductions SO ORIGINAL, YOU SHOULD WRITE SHOWS...

[papalolita]

I bet many lonely women play cucumber wang. ;)

[VicTheMouth3612]

The apple is numberwang

[MrLW25]

Hooraywang!!! I might even stop my affair

[doorwindow7]

does anyone think that those 400 sided dice look like golf balls?

[TheGrindcore1]

Not Timmy cause that would be shit

[zeeslag123]

I love how the price in the screen isn't even close to what he says. I suppose that's numberwang...

[008xtreme]

See if I can play the game here as well... uhmm...

3.5?

[RaceBandit]

@008xtreme 1337001337. CRAP no wait, that's not it either.

[JohnEatsAirplane]

i liked that part where he said numberwang

[litlemadguitarist]

Did anyone see what was written underneath when they were showing the "400 sided dice"??

[KCtheGreater]

@litlemadguitarist 'Dice not to scale, actual size invisible to the human Eye'

[adster700]

That's numberwang!

Mitchell and Webb are amazing

[FrederickThePie]

HURRAYWANG!! :D

[miletteriis]

'Dice Not To Scale: Actual Size Invisible To Human Eye' hahaha

[mortuus8]

is 238.91 numberwang?

[StinkeeCheese]

I like how the price is different from what he says lol

[888dale888]

0:27 #LOL

[tillimion]

Why don't we play cucumber wang?

No timmy, because that would be shit XD

Love it!!!!!

[godgundam10]

Man, I love the Numberwang theme song. I wonder if there's a clean copy of it?

[godgundam10]

I wonder what would happen if there was an American version of Numberwang?

[asteroixiii]

@godgundam10 I imagine it would be quite like CucumberWang.

[godgundam10]

@asteroixiii

You're probably right. Considering I live in the USA, it probably would be like Cucumberwang. Hell, it'll be a worse idea than The Jay Leno Show.

[bentheoverlord]

@godgundam10 watch the history of numberwang video and you see the american version, its very funny

[Factuallyright]

@godgundam10 has already happened- search History of Numberwang.

[godgundam10]

@Factuallyright

I did see it. And it's worse than The Jay Leno Show.

[64shorty64]

fucking cunts this is soooooo shit. fuck off you bloody muppets

[XLr8oR2020]

i would buy thatwang.

it'd actually be awesomewang.

and yh i agree the rules would be better for a computerwang.

the german version is funny too.

WANG!

[Factuallyright]

LOVE 0:26!

[Hoot99uk]

"No Timmy, cos that would be shit!" LMAO

[nawitus]

No, that would be shit!

[LatestUFOSightings]

HURRAYWANG

[plopk95]

he NO timmy because that would be SHIT! the best line of this video

[uktvfan01]

I think the Ruleswang would be better suited to a computer program.

*Then* you would be able to say "That's Numberwang!" with confidence.

[b1gcal]

no uktvfan01, Because that would be shit

[uktvfan01]

Shutupwang

[KanadianKyuubi]

well, the "history" sketch suggests its handled by a robot. Could use cloud computing.

[GlaringDeficincies]

"Dice not to scale. Actual Size Invisible To Human Eye."

[deadeaded]

wow... wow.......

[SillyScotsman123]

lol - 4 is always numberwang!!!

[TheTylernator]

HOW ABOUT WE PLAY CUCUMBERWANG. NO TIMMY THAT WOULD BE SHIT.

Lol

[welshleprechaun]

@TheTylernator I've played cucumber wang. It hurts.

[tfavors28]

No less complicated than monopoly. How the hell do you buy houses anyways?

[Aerandir009]

what/ the fugg; love it, though. breaks up the mundane.

[WKaliberr]

45.547654

is that Numberwang?

[cubesicletk]

no, are you even trying?

[uktvfan01]

Four. ¬_¬

[Halobenzene]

NINE!

[573W1E6R1FF1N]

"*Upbeat* I know, lets play Cucumberwang!"

"No, Timmy, because that would be SHIT"

"*Downhearted* Oh"

[Applemask]

HAPPY APPLE DAY

[lilyandoscar7824]

lets rotate the board!

whats on the other side kids?

its an apple!

XD

[blueeyedwhatsit]

I might even stop my affair...

[ecosnipers]

600 sided dice lol, now that is genius LOL

[RyanOldham1]

400 sided*

[ecosnipers]

sorry my bad lol, i got excited lol !

[pinball2k6]

no timmy, because that would be SHIT

[supermonkey16]

That's Numberwang!

[LoonyLooners]

"Comes with two 400-sided dice"

I'd get it for those

[RockyBiscuits]

Except their invisible to the naked eye xD

[sharpey123]

ah right cheers, thought i saw her on mock the week once; love the cucumber wang bit btw :)

[sharpey123]

whats the name of the wife in this? i recognise her off something else

[FrozenCones]

Olivia Colman. She is in Peep Show with Mitchell and Webb and also the movie Hot Fuzz among other things.

[pinball2k6]

Olivia Colman, I know shes in hot fuzz but i aint seen her in anything else

[Shadowvex101]

the rotating board was dissapointing, only an apple :( I wanted to see two guys playing Russian Roulette

[UnidentifiedFemale]

David Mitchell is my celebrity crush... That really says a lot about me ^^;

[LostFanFiction]

You have good taste?

[lilacbird]

I thought so too! Though many would seem to disagree, judging from the fact that I've been given some minus' for my comment! ;D

But seriously, girls my age are supposed to like film stars and guys in pop- sorry, rock- bands, apparently. Damn them, I say!

[RockyBiscuits]

Same Im 13 and I hate all that sort of stuff! But I do love proper rock and indie music.

[Jabbasaur]

Lesbian?

[lilacbird]

Hahahah, 'fraid not, my friend! Sorry to disappoint.

[tommotb1]

"Maybe we could play cucumberwang?"

"No Timmy, coz that would be shit!"

LOL

[RockyBiscuits]

For everyone aged 8 to 88

Sorry Nan xD

[HtimsdrofA7X]

i love it when hes looking through the rules, the little girl's got a big smile on her face full of anticipation then he just goes NO! craks me up every time

[FerrariGood]

Lol! I looked in Toys R Us but they didn't have it. Gutted. =( Lol.

[dxanatos2]

Well of course they don't have it. They wouldn't be able to sell any of their other board games if they had Numberwang - The board game (TM)

[Haydinnio]

i absolutely LOVE 0:58 then everyone just looks at her, i wont say the quote cos itll spoil it lols

[TheHairofTime]

00:30 fuckin cracked me up!

[fenn23x]

lol at 0:26

[MagnusBruce]

26 - That's Numberwang!

[DaBigCheeseLuigi]

I love the way that the boy says

"Let's play Cucumberwang!"

and then with a perfect smile on his face, the dad says

"No Timmy, because that would be shit!" :)

[ShelledyJ]

"How about we play cucumber wang?"

"No Timmy, because that would be shit."

LOL

[HeartPlant]

it is commonly known as a ...golf ball.

[forgetmynametrustme]

Let's rotate the board

lol

i say that all the time and none of my friends get it

[Shadowvex101]

no timmy, because that ould be shit!

[ApuDaleyS14]

Does this game contain no aspainal!

(Shit wrong show!)

[Sessioner11]

*Insert Quote From Sketch Here*

Wait for thumbs up

[willsoe]

hehe, that's why you mark quotes as spam, because it really is unnecessary. We do not need a written copy of what was just said, thank you very much.

[garethac81]

@Sessioner11

Oops...I hit thumbs down on your comment. Sorry about that...actually, I'm no I'm not. You're a smart alec git. "Insert quote from sketch here"? GET OVER YOURSELF.

[garethac81]

@garethac81

* no I'm not. Shit...don't you hate it when you try to tell someone off and make a stupid typo? Ah well..."Insert Embarrassed Look Here"!

[Sessioner11]

@garethac81 47 people seem to disagree.

[ToxicPunkRules]

@garethac81 ..calm down love

[pseudohippie55]

*dice not to scale. Actual sie invisible to the human eye* LMAO

that's awesome

[derangedband]

hahah! i had that line in my mind (not wanting to curse but...)

"no...that would be sh1t!"

haha! so funny! XD

[mikiep09]

(Dice not to size, actuall size invisible to human eye!)

[blocparty4eva1]

I know! we can play cucumberwang!

No timmy coz that would be shit

[13soccer10]

"I know! We can play Cucumberwang!!"

Well yes, but it would be sorta wrong to make that a family game.

[FollowThatCamel]

this is so funny!!!

[fenn23x]

Hey Kids 'n' Mum 'n' Dad Lol!

[Threxd]

I love how he smiles when he says NO! :D

[RequiemOfTheEmpath]

EPIC.

[Bubble734]

It says below the dice not to scale, actual size invisible to human eye

lol

[constablebignitesnak]

hurraywang

[Trippedfellanddied]

IT'S AN APPLE! :O

[nintendocrew]

no timmy, cause that would be shit. :D lmao

[AliDoolaly]

i love that bit so much lol

[alexlnufc]

roflroflrofl

[tomn0079]

that is like the funniest thing ive seen in agess

[iamthestig1]

i love that bit too.

and

3. is that numberwang?

(checks the rules)

No.

[AwesomeussRex]

Sorry nan...

[DaNcAgIrL95]

Dice Not To Scale. Actual Size Invisible To Human Eye

[ThePsychicMantis]

THIS is definatly how Marks life from "Peep Show" is going to be like. Two kids whitch he neglects, a cheating wife, and himself looking like a tit....

[Pokyjunk]

No timmy, coz that would be shit.

[alexlnufc]

rofl

[Excalipoverty]

The cucumber line just makes it.

[Mayfan777]

lolz i luv this

'I no, lets play cucumberwang!'

'No timmy coz that wud be shit!'

[VaD3rTM]

Rofl 400 sided dice, that'd be hilarious xD 5/5

[mysteriousgoo]

....its an apple!

LOL!

[ElTedward]

0:26

THE BEST TWO LINES EVER!!!!!  XD

[emlynpaul]

"I might even stop my affair"

XD

[stdomingo65]

we could play cucumberwang no timmy coz that would sh*t lol

[hazahaxa]

Sorry Nan!

[walonsubi]

Lord I want this game =D

[shadowcello]

I would love to get my hands on that 400ish sided die.

[ThatRandomThing]

It's a golf ball xD

[MrMaggoo24]

I love the way David Mitchell says "No!" at 1:43

[C3lticlord]

"No Timmy. Because that would be shit" XD!

[comedydrink]

no timmy...cos that would be shittt

[TeamFortressHeavy]

cucumberwang really does sound shit.

[cannonfodder9]

God i want this game.

[ttgames1]

This should be linked to every 'serious' games designer forum!

[jackchiz94]

"No Timmy. Because that would be shit"

LOL!!!