Walk Hard Beatles ALTERNATE Scene

[206judgementday206]

"The quiet one, the funny one, the dark one, the cunt." XD

[loser617]

Lol well, this basically sums up the Beatles life story almost.

[Crimsonfirebob73]

I cannot stop laughing at this I didn't hear the everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey the first time XD

[helenadagreat]

my favorite part is when john mentions bob dylan

lol

[videogamenostalgia]

'Of course I'm not dead....Or am I?'

[ToxicPlaygroundMusic]

2:02 "haha, drumma joke"

[SpaceOrangeProd]

"of course i do, im not dead..**looks at screen**...or am i." hahahahaha thats fuckin funny.

[jamarco31]

Justin Long nailed it.

[drumdust]

LSD.

Vitamins for the soul lol!

[TheRiotInValdosta]

"Ahh, there is no God, I'm a feckin asshole."

[callycap3]

jack blacks accent is all over the place

keep hearing snatches of scottish, leeds, london accents

never liverpool though

[meanmachine210]

george the quite one

ringo the funny one

john the dark one

paul the cunt

i love the beatles more then any other band but this is hilarious

[AlecMejiaShow]

poor ringo :(

[pepperminto6]

the cool, reserved drug-addict.

and jack black as paul mccartney...spot on lol

[blitzspeer]

No!no you're not I told you I have dib's on that one hahaha.

[chrono4203]

"Its so dark in this tent, smells like lunch meat." LOL

[StewieGriffin44]

"Except for me and my monkey."

[xheybethanyx]

Justin Long cracks me up every time.

"I just sit here while my guitar..... not loudly... gets tearful..."

[bennnybooy]

Paul Rudd almost loses it at 4:00. It gets me every time.

[CLOVERFEILD1234]

lol im not dead or am i

[HappilyWithMonotony]

"I'm not dead...or am I?"

Amazing.

[cha2kat12]

Of course, I'm not dead. . . . . .or am I??

[ClasicRko]

the quiet one, the funny one, the dark one, the cunt...

[XBlindDeafMuteX]

Let's get a comment that not a line in the movie.

[bosoxboy1468927]

keep in mind i wrote taxman

[Crimsonfirebob73]

@lomergan34 Me, too! I'm just disappointed that they made a reference to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds when they were talking about LSD.

[NGPMusic]

This IS funny but not as good as the original.

[t0psecretshit]

while my guitar...not loudly gets tearful. ha!

[matthewshelvey]

jack black could play jerry with a beard

[tribbleq]

"He writes Sussudio"? :P

[McCartneyfangirl]

" so dark in this tent, smells like lunch meat..."

[TheAwesomeBomb]

"All the good ones are mine. He does the ones that are shit."

[DarkNaomi]

The alternate scene is so funny :D.

[DulBeat]

"Hmmmm Poul McCahtney can suuk me bolls."

[mrfreakyinastar]

the quiet one the funny one the dark one and the cunt :P

[dalloway89]

both the alternate and original would have been soo much funnier if they would stop saying they're the beatles..we all get it

this movie was well researched..i cant believe they lapsed and referenced lucy in the sky with diamonds.

for those who dont know that song was NOT written about LSD, it was written after lennon's son drew a picture of his friend and said "look dad, its lucy in the sky..with diamonds!"

[nattylovesrichie09]

@dalloway89

yo relax this was a comedy movie i dont think it was meant to be taken so seriously

[videogamenostalgia]

'uhuh yesterday...huihuihuihuihuidui­tui'

'uhuhu there's no God I'm a fecking ursehole'

[justintierno]

while my guitar... not loudly gets tearfull i love it

[TheAwesomeBomb]

-everybody's got something to hide

-ah!

-Yes, except for me and my monkey

[mcgeehan34]

Haha, I write the ones that are beautiful and great and then he will jump in with a ya ya ya

[ThatGuyThatUdontKnow]

LOL best part. when lennon asks for pot and ringo does a drum roll hahaha 0:51

[mikerebel]

George: remember Paul

Paul: Of course i remember, im not dead, or am i??'

[JCTFilmsII]

theres fun in this because i can do an impression of john lennon too

[TenaciousNIKA]

while my guitar..not loudly...gets tearful, lol, hilarious

[xXTrashManXx]

hahahahahaha

[Lonergan34]

I get every Beatle joke and reference in this after this i can be certain that i am a True Beatles Fan

[teamnascar88v3]

@Lonergan34 same with me

[EmmCeeShushie]

i got a song about an octopus BAHAHAHAHHAA

i love the octopusses garden :)

[khazal12]

lol i agree with lennon, 'yesterday vs i am the walrus'. you gotta go with acid-head lennon :P

[MsMoonTheLoon]

"really? no-one says me a thing" :D:D:D:D

[loser617]

paul: lucy in the sky with diamonds i'd like to say....

john: i wrote that one

paul: co-wrote!!

[friendofidiocy]

The jokes are way funnier in this one... less obvious

[YouNeverMind00]

No. 9 really great

[EPIK9910]

....except for me and my moneky, i know.

[kissmyARToxo]

we the beatles

lol

[thevoid99]

oh, that's hilarious. i think these guys do great impression on the beatles.

[L0932]

haha i like how every1 of them looks like the beatles except for jack black XD

[sregor913]

they were meant to be bad imitations. for the sake of comedy....

[Teixeirapictures]

"Of course I do. I'm not dead... or am I"

LOL!

[jackattack74]

jack black sounds totally scottish ahahaha

and justin long's george harrison is almost exactly like his matthew mcconaughey ahahaha

[Hoodfella881]

"I Just Sit Here While Me Guitar... Not Loudly.. Gets Tearful. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[21after2]

My favorite line, lol.

[TheAwesomeBomb]

"Of course I remember, I'm not dead. Or am I?"

I GET IT!

[iShouldBeAHippie]

it wasnt that good until 3:42

[MilesStone92]

except for me and my monkey!!!!!!!!!hahahahahah

[Bobotah]

love that movie :) !!!

[The6thSimpson]

hahahahahahahahahaha XD

I wonder how many alternate versions of this scene there are.

[JetConvoy]

Like a CAVERN that CLUB. ROFLMFA

[kakapomax]

i love how jack black calls him a commy hahaha

[oscarinzidane]

hes the quiet one,,hes the funny one,,im the dark one and hes the cunt hahaha

[SamuBolado]

the dark one, the cunt...

[kride22]

they should really do a beatles movie with these four, it would be hilarious

[EnigmaticOranmentV6]

@kride22

Omg, yes!

[OnefootinBrooklyn]

that may be the best idea ive ever heard in my life

[RANDOMvideosbyME]

OMG Paul Rudd is John Lennon and Justin Long is George Harrison!!!! they're spot on.... i couldnt even tell it was Paul Rudd LOL

[Kimcee4younme]

It's a shame they had to take these out.

[Rogy8]

does jack black sound like hes from yorkshire at 1:46 lol

[ViaCydonia]

1:47 Wasnt Back in the USSR by Paul?

[VladGLX]

yeh....whats your point?

[bauer3924]

all the good ones are mine. he does the ones that are shit

[MrsMadden8]

john: "we got the quiet one, the funny one, the dark one and the cunt."

[brandnewwine]

yeah jack black kinda failed at paul....but justin long and paul rudd are awesome. i dont know much about ringo so idk how jasons doing lol

[ANIKANSKYWALKERG]

mmmm paul mccartney is a smelly little poof mmmm paul mccartney can suck me balls

[jamarco31]

justin long and paul rudd were spot on.

[bosoxboy1468927]

while my guitar...not loudly gets tearful

[bosoxboy1468927]

communism is the best im a commie

[ANIKANSKYWALKERG]

thts his song nods to john

[vulcanicspice]

LOL, I love this XD

"The quiet one, the funny one, the dark one...and the cunt."

I love all of their banter about the songwriting too:

"All the good ones are mine. He does the ones that are shit."

XDXDXDXD

[myg0tpurepunk]

This version is better because I love J.L and I love the "Theres no god im an asshole" bit :)

[zinlose5]

mmmmm pauls a big fat cunt lol lol lol !!!

[RockinEd]

it's koont

[MarcoMin16]

Of course I remeber Im not dead! or am I?

HAHAHA

[CbizzleForizzle]

I think this was entirely improvised, then they looked at it, took out the non-funny parts and mistakes, and then improved it, its what they call the editing process.

[3pairsofunderwear]

lol are they improvising?

[Theburn77]

smells like lunchmeat...

[FandPrulethesky]

so amazingly funny.

[audreey23]

3:37? what does "george" say?

[harrelsoni]

"Everybody got something to hide.. except me and my monkey, I know."

I love Justin Long's performance, just great!

[audreey23]

i don't get that.

[vertigobates]

I know I'm replying to a 3 month old comment, but incase you still don't 'get it', "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey" is a song written by Lennon that appears on The Beatles (White Album).

[Furychick83]

@vertigobates It's one of the longest song titles in history and "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" is one of the longest album titles in history.

[ConstantMnemonic]

"Except for me and my monkey, I know"

In response to "Everybody's got something to hide"

[babybenz230]

I just sit here while my guitar not loudly gets tearful...

hahahhahahahaha

[ConstantMnemonic]

Communism is the best, I'm a commie~

XD

[LoveShiaGDSN]

Ofcourse I do, I'm not dead....or am I? xD

that is one of the stupidest rumors I've ever heard. funny that they mentioned it though...lol.

this one is hilarious!

IMO, Jack as Paul McCartney is funnier in this version, and Paul Rudd as John Lennon is funnier in the other version.

thanks for posting this :)

[RomanBellic12345]

"I'm the dark one and he's the cunt" HAHA

[ConkyCE]

I wonder how many takes it took to get this without everybody cracking up, I know I couldn't keep a straight face!

[VtheXenomorphQueen]

Jack Black as Paul McCartney= *THE* FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[moviebuzzrocks]

I'm not dead ... or am I???

[ludwigvanzeppelin09]

why didn't they use this version? it's way better lol

[Beledal]

If they were to combine the two and edit some stuff out, this clearly would have been the funniest part of the movie... if it isn't already.

[ashandil]

The one in the movie had funnier punchlines:

-"Will you songs still be shit 'When I'm sixty-four'"

-"Im sick of you being so dark when I'm impish and whimsical...im sick of it"

-"the beat-les....from liver-pull"

The imagine joke was kinda lame...

[budahman36]

this is good. i remember seeing jason shwartsmen in spun witch was good but fuckin weird

[EveBenbecula]

Hoshit, it IS funnier than the one in the movie! Thanks for uploading.

[middleclasssam1]

Haha no problem! This needed to be shared with the world!

[bigbradg]

lol he writes the ones their is no god im a fuckin asshole lol

[hungvarylow]

mm mmmmm Im Paul McCartney im a smelly little poof LO Fucking L

[arizonabay1970]

version they used was funnier - "will your songs still be shit when I'm 64?"

[ViaCydonia]

john and paul arguing XD

[Victorian9322]

co-wrote.....lol

[audreey23]

"while my guitar....not loudly..get's tearful." :D no doubt this entire effing thing was improvised.

"really? no one says anything..." :D

[JJay0626]

Him talking slowly at that part was planned because he's coming up with the name for the song While my Guitar Gently Weeps.

[audreey23]

oh, i thought he was just thinking of different ways to say that title. like, in the real version :D "while my guitar quietly wimpers." :D

[TheBeatlessssss]

I love the Beatles(as you can see by my name), but this is too hilarious not to like. They all kind of sound like the real Beatles.

[blitzspeer]

guru you're the least famous

[blitzspeer]

called dibs on sexy,wow thats absurd hahaha,one thing john c. riley could never claim is sexy!ha

[jamarco31]

justin long nailed his george harrison and paul rudd was a pretty awesome lennon.

[vanderdot93]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aerozeppelin75]

who plays ringo'

[ileaveracistcomments]

Jason Schwartzman

[ANIKANSKYWALKERG]

of corse i remember im not dead..or am i

[aerozeppelin75]

hey everyone ive got a new chanting mmmmh paul can suck me balls.................im paul mcartney ima silly little poof

[jubbles23]

Mantra.

[EricN1995]

they got jac black 2 play paul mccartney?

[ileaveracistcomments]

Yes because Jack Black is jesus, and paul mccartney is god

[noogies]

Everyone's got something to hide

sigh

except me and my monkey

[Iagreetothethermsof]

"I'm not dead......Or am I"

[Gamer55556]

"Course I remember I'm not dead" I remember "Paul is Dead" theories.

[BeatlesFan6270]

I love Paul, but this is hilarious! (ie. including 'John' putting him down.) I haven't seen the film, but as a Beatle fanatic, I had to watch this clip. The actors playing George, John and Ringo sound very like the original guys, but unfortunately, Jack Black didn't quite manage it.

[ExtreamElliot]

I know, right? It took me forever to figure out who was playin' John. But yeah, I love this scene, too. I like all the references to the songs

[ZeropointZero70]

well, you have to take a bit of artistic license. I mean, when was Paul McCartney ever fat? The guy playing George wasn't exactly spot on either. But John and Ringo were fucking great! A funny scene nonetheless.

[BeatlesFan6270]

yeah I know, I thought George was pretty good actually. John was probably the best.

[ZeropointZero70]

Nah ,man. Ringo was the best in this. He wrote a song about an octopus! LOL!

[BeatlesFan6270]

I did like that line :D

[ZeropointZero70]

but the best one was : I write songs about peace and love, he writes Sussudio! LOL! "communism is the best- I'm a commie! Unbelievable, Paul McCartney of the Beatles!

[Alferini]

Totaly agree!! Hahaha

[blackdove61]

"yesterday hoihoihoihoitedoy"

"he writes the ones oh theres no god im a fucking asshole and i write the ones that are beautiful and great.......and he jumps in with the yeah yeah yeah prrrrrrrrrrr" "may i remind i wrote taxman"

"i wrote a song about an octopus"

"jam it up your ass your lucky we still let you ppplay ddrums"

i love the beatles and the are some of my favorite parts! lmao

[fletch2240]

dont get me wrong here... I love the beatles and I think that paul is the greatest song writer that ever walked the earth, buta drummer makes or breaks a band.....Im not saying ringo was the best at it, but if it werent for him, the whole Beatle thing never would have happenend.

[dixon0109]

the quiet one the funny one the dark one and the cunt lmfao that is what the beatles should have called themselves

[hotshotalex87]

"He writes the one's that are ohh there's no God i'm a fucking ass hole and i write the one's that are beutiful and great"

lmao

[steventhemaster]

ringo starr: i got a song about an octopus

john lennon: jam it up your ass you're lucky we still let you play the drums

[chocolatethief17]

funny, but i like the one from the movie more

[Massiveman23]

Paul Rudd is a great John Lennon

[CheckaFlicka2]

"Ooh, yesterday... hoihehoidedoididoi..."

I cracked up so hard at that XD

[MrsPaulMcCartney12]

i am a die hard beatles fan but this was probably the funiest thing i have ver seen

[whereisgelodawg]

hahahhaha mee too

[ptolemy1989]

the writers of this really don't like Paul and Ringo

[felo2107]

hahahah, does anyone? .. just kiddin

[andabottleofbread]

I do :)

[fancyLuna]

interesting that they are the ones still living.

maybe the writers felt it was ok to put down the living, but not a good idea to insult the dead

for the record i like them all, but i also found this funny

[laydeezman217]

that was friggin transcendental fancyLuna

[trumpetplaya08]

actually what actually got in the movie somewhat similar to the actual relationship between the Beatles band members. no body really liked Ringo and john and Paul always got into it closer to the demise of the Beatles and their separation.

[VtheXenomorphQueen]

Holy crap, this was my favorite scene from this movie even before I became a Beatles fan.

But what happened to the bit where during "Paul" and "John's" bickering "George" goes "You know I'm just the quiet one I sit here and play me guitar" and John goes "If you're the quiet one then why don't you shut the fuck up!" That part always gave me a laugh.

[soMa3889]

"mmmmmm mmmmmmm paul mccartney can suck me balls.."

[shikamaru412]

"Everybody's got something to hide... except for me and my monkey, I know."

Oh, and Revolution 9 was conceived after they got back from India lol

[hosway1992]

bahahahaha I love jason schwartzman as ringo. looks just like him xD

[Beatles4ever63]

George: "if you don't mind i wrote taxman."

[DinoDude65]

I love when Justin Long says "I dunno, I just sit here while my guitar... not loudly gets tearful" LOL!! I love this scene.

[skerpskero]

i call dibs on sexxy

[gooldude3]

That was funnier than the actual scene, lol!

[middleclasssam1]

Boooooo

[EdMarcus]

1:30 - it's POPEYE!

[floggingmolly265]

Do you remember Paul?

Of course I do, I'm not dead! Or am I?