Spike Milligan - PC Sermon

[ArthurGoodlad]

Genius!

[acrovader]

I can see where the Monty Python gang got their inspiration... great stuff.

[missgreasedlightning]

Spike at his best ! Very few comedians can make me laugh till the tears run down my legs - but Spike was definately one of them..... I'm sorry I'll say that again ! Heehee

[aussiepete56]

Brilliant !

[kenfig]

This is MENTAL....thank goodness !!

[billyconnearly]

This is what I want to be shown at my funeral!!! Spike at his most irreverant!

[billyconnearly]

I want this to be shown at my Funeral!! SPIKE MILLIGNA - well-known spelling mistake Genius of this parish!

[oojarjar]

The man was a warped genius. Sadly missed, never recreated. The Father of ALL British comedy birthed in the last 60 years. Without Spike's influence we would have had no Carry On films, no Monty Python, no Benny Hill bawdy sketches, no "Alternative Comedy" in the 80's etc., etc., etc. He spawned it all. God Bless ya Terrence Alan Milligan.

[billyconnearly]

I have made this a stipulation of my Last Will and Testament - this will be shown at my Funeral! Life is Fuck All but a Laugh!

[billyconnearly]

These Tags on Spike's uniform were ident tags from the BBC's props department - Spike thought they should be left on for effect!! Stupid or Genius?? - you decide!

[billyconnearly]

IN The Right Honourable SPIKE'S memory I would like to say only one thing Tits...and big ones at that!!!

If we had elected him RULER after WW II the world would now be bathing in the sunlit uplands which Winston Spencer Churchill prophesied!

[billyconnearly]

Spike Milligna - the well known spelling mistake was tonight reported to be alive and well and living in a guest house in Catford, London. He faked his own death a few years ago to escape the attentions of the rabid dogs of the press, who were obsessed with Spike's obsession with the female anatomy - in particular ...wait for it....steady there.....by the left......

Big Tits!

[Notanotherspambot]

I love how he couldn't quite keep the smirk off his face.

[bermudarailway]

I realise now that Spike was totally sane it's the rest of us that are mad!

[haldenver]

Forget Picasso et al, Spike M was the man....his genius has cteated so much laughter.....

[wareidav]

Yey verely...My tears are of joy.

Spike can do no wrong.

I do hope god has your sense if humour !

Spike you will always be a genius.

[Prubbleoflakes]

And I sayeth unto you, this is sheer genious!

[kenfig]

Fantastic - the buisness !

[BusterDwarf]

Evening all.

[ROCKYROSIE2]

FECKIN' GOLDEN.*****

[55offer]

Pls does anyone have a transcript of this sermon?

i'd Love to have it in text form, but i'm not a englishman so i can't hear it properly..

can some help pls?

[gd070510]

This isnt an official script, some bits could be wrong but its what it sounds like to me.

Priest: This Sunday, the 3rd after Pontefract, parable of the Good Samaritan will be read by Police Constable Sergeant

Policeman: And I say it unto you, evening all. And it come to pass that a man, Jewish 5 foot 3, he was preceding along the Jerusalem Jericho highway, but he exceeded not the speed limit, then he pulled up for he had need of a bush, an offence that can bring a fine and 30 days.

[gd070510]

Then the Samaritan set upon him his own ass, registration R U 1 2, and taketh him to an inn where they had a good night. On the morrow he giveth the inn keeper tupence, which was later brought up in evidence against him. Evening all.

[concretepaddynavvy]

theres only one Spike Milligan. Vic Reeves comes a close second

[fritzfritz18]

if you google 'q6 milligan', you will find the Qseries tribute site with lots of scripts and pics and vids from Spike Milligan's finest TV hour. And a DVD petition to sign!

[jamestbl]

Doesnt this just show Little Britain as the piece of crap that it is? The only people that get near Spike are the Pythons and they lifted most of thier stuff from him!!

[drewid88]

"Verily by morning thou could strike matches on them". God Spike, I miss you.

[KookyMiss2]

Love it! Check out "aliendingo" for a more american kind of message.... Peace.

[majesticlarge]

the vicar pegging out at the bigging is class.

this was british comedy at its best..

[bunnysss]

He is a God.... All hail!

[karita1982]

Miss you Spike, one of the greats of British comedy