Harriet Tubman: The Sexiest Abolitionist

[teddy5615]

shes a stupid betch!

[marchgirl3000]

Let's switch back now

F you.

dry.

[bobthefreak09]

This Situation could've been avoided if she had a Sassy Gay Friend...

[delusionalvampire]

wow I really thought that was David Bowie...I'm still not entirely sure;)

[japachese]

Harriet Tubman has a dirty mouth

[iShank2Win]

Lmao who ever has seen the real Harriet (Tub-man) will agree with me when i say that she was the ugliest thing in history

[AraigneeWolf]

lmao

[deltaanic]

at first i thought it said, 'sexist abortionist'. then i read sexist abolitionist, finally sexiest abolitionist!? mind was blown multiple times

[bahdumtsh]

@deltaanic Tell me about it, lmao. I read it wrong a couple times, too.

[BionicTurtleWizard]

Love her facial expressions! :D

[targetpractice101]

Whoh watch out! Harriet Tubman is bad ass!

[Scanlon24]

That guy reminds me of Ed Helms.

[ThePeterdrip]

was it just me or did that "fuck you" in the ending make it a little awkward?

[ChrisChiMusic]

DerrickComedy!

[TheXimenable]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHED FOR A COMPLETE MINUIT AT THIS

[annalisa728]

One of the best videos on YouTube.

[theAmandaBean]

Whoever makes this into a full length musical is my hero :)

[talkindurinthemovie]

sometimes I randoml sing this.....

[6fanboy1]

lol, love me all, not 3/5?

did any1 pick that up?

[cerulean1811]

@6fanboy1 I think it's referring to the 3/5 compromise; it counted slaves as 3/5 of a person for voting matters.

[6fanboy1]

@cerulean1811 yes it is, thank goodness, i thought i was the biggest nerd here

[MizzBrina08]

lmfao "let's switch back now" "Fuck you"

[OwlCitizen14]

best video ever



[futurestarish]

Now where's the rest of this musical? SecondCityNetwork, your mission is clear.

[TheFenianWarrior]

uuuuugggghhhhh......right.

[DeathBroken]

Even when he plays a straight man he STILL looks gay. Stay sassy sassy gay friend!!! :D

[gaiaonlineisthebest]

WAS THAT GUY DONAL GLOVER?

[prolefeedprocessor]

@gaiaonlineisthebest I thought the same thing!

[Doperwtje81]

well, at least it had no Mio-reference.

[DarkRubberDucky]

"Ah shit..." LOL! I love this.

[theUltimateBadass146]

what the hell?

[MrTrwilliger]

Maybe Harriet would free him if she had a tall glass of refreshing MIO!......

[shootingstar022]

0:51

That little clap is gold.

[rock1800]

man this is crazy...lol

[fishdude77]

that punch line was so worth it.

[LPSStoneProductions]

"I don't know where to start"

"What the hell?!"

"You stole my slaves, now my heart"

"Oh shit"

[rosepetal29]

"Lets switch back now."

"Fuck you."

[kodielise]

This is one of the best!!

[madamblade]

WTF?!?!?!?! LOL

[meredit77]

Now whip him he's been a bad boy...come on yall!

[johnisanidiot]

My ancestors must be mad at me, ahaha~

[hislilpanda89]

Love me all not 3/5ths lmao!!!

[tanyagrzez]

"Let's switch back, now."

"Fuck you."

Lovely dialogue.

[Brenduhhhification]

hahahahhahahahahahha



[futurestarish]

"Ah shit."

You can tell she knows she's stumbled into a musical.

[princesspinkie1000]

NICE!!!!

[LittleSmity417]

Bondage freak!! Boo-yahh!!!! XD

[sexyprincessforever1]

That clap was so gay but hilarious @:52

[rammsteinozzfan88]

His clap sounds like a bubble popping. @0:52 

[zomgseriosuly]

I love Randall's hat lmao

[zomgseriosuly]

Of course he's got a problem with it Harriet. What else?

[xtremecher1]

HE'S A STUPID BITCH! :)

[maddievic2]

"I don't knowww where to startttt....."

"...What the hell?"

[irvykinneas]

i thought that was troy from community

[violenthues]

"now pick cotton you bitch."

i'mma say that to the next white boyfriend i get

[lendial]

AW HELL NO

[RandomCommenter707]

0:37

"But I'm just a hairy ass man"

That's what I thought he was going to say....

[weneedtodosomething]

@RandomCommenter707 that would have been better

its also what I thought he would say

[demonicxdj]

ok lets switch back now. fuck you!

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

Sassy gay friend?

[TheBunnyGeek]

OH MAN THAT MUSIC.

[alg1234567890]

I thought he was gay :I

[BadmintonBabe17]

@alg1234567890 he is, haha, but he's also an actor

[famous1779]

LMAO. '' WAT THE HELL''

[SlamBang]

hahaha

[GreyB94]

go figure sassy gay friend can sing.

[Kansutachi]

oh my god.. lol why are talented people like this wasting time on youtube this is comedy gold and they could be making millions

[SoAfflicted]

I don't what the fuck this is or how I found it but I love it.

[ChristewieTV]

40 people switched back with the master and never got away

[guiltyypleasure]

Every time I read the title I think it says "Harriet Tubman: The Sexist Abolitionist"

[aestar2012]

If I was Harriet, I'd run.

[alliecatashes]

OMG IM DYING!!!!

[love2dream17]

Ahh shit! hes a stupid bitch! ;)

[ariamorte]

"Ok, let's SWITCH!"

"Go pick cot-ton you BITCH!"

[UTfeenyks]

I always misread this as "Harriet Tubman: The Sexist Abolitionist" and get confused when he breaks out in song.

[alliecatashes]

OMG! im dying of laughter!!!!!!!

[KittyxKaz]

What the hell? lol

[marianware]

"I'm a Harriet Tubman man" "Oh, shit!"

[Vaati135]

I thought sassy gay friend was gay!

[Naruhinaluver15]

@Vaati135 he is he's also an actor

[sshhiiitttson1229]

im a harriet tubman man (: haha!

[apriltheghost2009]

to funny

[fraco180]

this is sassy gay freind, he is about to fall in love with one of his slaves.

this fate could have been avoided, if he had a sassy gay friend.

[DeadWiegraf]

I love how sassy gay friend is always a racist when he isnt sassy gay friend.

[BuddhaBot]

"Harriet Tubman, you've stealin' my slaves again!?"

"Maybe? You got a problem with that?"

"Yeah. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

[therealonethistime]

@BuddhaBot Oh my God, that made me laugh so much. xD

[marinlabyrinth]

and thus...KFC was born

[BRexxors]

Hah! This is the second video starring the two of them ending in her saying "fuck you." I love this.

[GaryAnyanka]

*can't stop laughing* Ok, now where's the rest of the musical?!

[iemusiclover]

That was incredible.

[icedchaiteeeee]

i guess harriet is NOT a stupid bitch!

[mrstephaniewilcox197]

crazy lol

[TheBluebird12]

Am I the only black person who found this funny?!?! Lmao

[cafedeireland]

"Aw, shit"

YES.

[howdoiyootube]

Way to keep up the gay stereotype.. but seriously. funny stuff.

[BananaButterPickles]

@howdoiyootube Uh. Yeah this has nothing to do with gays.

It's just for fun anyway. :D

[SpiderXxPirate]

@howdoiyootube Huh? How so???

[REALALYNICOLECYRUS]

HA HA I SHOULD SHOW IT TO MY TEACHER... SHE WILL LAUGH

BTW WEAR LEARNING ABOUT HER NOW IN HISTORY!

[MTUboi86]

@REALALYNICOLECYRUS *We're. And, please don't type in all caps. That is considered YELLING on the internet, and it is also very difficult to read. Thanks.

[00Delta]

The top rated comments are exactly the same.

[eugine263517]

Hell!!!

great distraction go tubman

[bracefacenetwork]

This is Harriet Tubman from reality she is about to give her heart away to a slave owner this could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend

wait nevermind the slave owner is the sassy gay friend....change of plans

[cheriejett]

Slave owner.....This could have been avoided if you had a sassy gay friend....

[WesternWinds0]

The clap is hilarious.

[sarahmaeis]

That was quite bizarre. I approve.

[JuliaLorene]

None of my black friends think this is funny. Is it too soon to joke about racism? I LOVE IT!

[marianware]

OMG! I'm seriously lMAO!!

[MsBubbly13]

..But he's gay?? Ohh well, guess he found a sexy closet to tiptoe back into too

[lexisgraham]

Sassy Gay Friend as a slavemaster = $23.95

Their singing/lyrics=34.50

That ending..=priceless

[paulfrank167]

sing-a-long sassy gay friend?

[princess8257]

He still looks sassy and gay to me.

[TobiShinobii]

XD! that was AMAZING!!!

[Moon009]

Wtf?

[angerock49]

"What the hell ?"

[UNbowed62]

Really LMAO! That was fantastic~Thanks for posting!

[FramedGraffiti]

omg I have no idea how he did that skit with a straight face. I mean come on :51

[kindofcrazy112]

"love me all, not three fifths" xD

[TuriGuiliano100]

my "APUSH" teacher showed us this in class

[ddmnlm0]

lol i keep singing "now whip me, ive been a bad boyyyyy!" and i get really weird looks

[BooMm1231]

this may have been worth waiting to watch ads

[cluedoking123]

"o.k. let's switch! go pick cotton you bitch!"

[cabreraluis2012]

@cluedoking123 thank you

[PattMyCat]

LOL. That was the best ever.

[MissKika26]

What does she say? "if you become less rascist, love me all- something, something..."

I can't hear her that well... xO

[weirdmizukiiXD]

@MissKika26 love me all not 3/5ths

[cheerleader1o4]

I LOVE THIS HAHAAHH

[brnsktingdieskting18]

yeh, i'd tap it!!! XD LOLOLL

[charbarly]

Great delivery on these lines! Solid acting really made a difference here in my opinion.

[circethesorceress]

has anyone noticed that this is the second time that she's said "fuck you" to end a video, with that same actor? i see a pattern here...

[poodlepoodle777]

LOL! He starts singing... Her: "Ah, shit..."

[zesexyone]

lmao

[ddmnlm0]

i love the little clap at :52 hahaha this makes me laugh every time xD

[maxjosh12]

hahahahah love me all not 3/5s lolool

[ctkrumba310]

but i'm a harriet tubman...man

[thewazupgirl102]

what the hell?!? lol

[shootingstar022]

yay two of my favorite second city network actors in one clip :D

[tarantulady]

I would say, "Let's switch back now" ... "Fuck you"

but I'm afraid of all the thumbs-ups : /

[Senasame]

this event could have been avoided if he had a sassy lesbian friend

[thewazupgirl102]

@Senasame no if he had a sassy gay friend he'ed be all lik what r u doin what what r u doing lol

[PimpMyParadigm]

FUCK U hahahah

[MAGSANDGEORGEWEASLEY]

"I'm the master, you're the slave, but we can roleplay." HAHAHA

[TNTIV]

WIN!!

[lynzzzify]

he's so tall!

*winks*

[funlovenboy]

that brian gallivan seems like such a cool guy. he must be drowning in pussy.

[pastafarian37]

@funlovenboy, he's gay :)

[funlovenboy]

@pastafarian37 i know it was a joke.

[vixen2011]

@funlovenboy he's gay :-)

[funlovenboy]

@vixen2011 like i told pastfarian37 i know it was a joke.

[djbandages83]

that was funny

[kmbutler34]

Sassy gay friend...I need you now--more than ever!! Lol

[Rocflanagan]

ok, that's just wrong... and funny!!!!

[TheRandomJenShow]

28 people are not Harriet Tubman Men.

[guitarkilla]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[3070723b]

0:32 lol. "ah shit!"

[stormyquin]

Those two are always so funny when they do skits together

[mewmewlova]

"alright, let's switch back now"

"fuck you"

LOL XD

[mallybee1]

Sassy gay friend looks a bit like David Bowie! :D

[EmpressCheesecake]

@mallybee1 Which is exactly why I want a Sassy Gay Friend! :D

[mrsjamespotter210]

hes so skinny!

[Coopmueller]

If you love me not just 3-5ths this rial road might give you a ride. best line

[videocritic4u]

omg this is sooooooooooooo funny! XD

[dancemonkeyz7]

hahhahaha "okay now let's switch, go pick cotton you bitch"

[MissLucyBoomer]

Amazing! XD

[TheRandomJenShow]

28 people are not Harriet Tubman men.

[Tbag3O]

eh the only part i thought was funny was when the guy said "HARRIET TUB YOU STEALIN MY SLAVES AGAIN?!?!?!?"

[Rudiger1981]

LOL that was so funny I can barely breathe!!

[DigitalBabe321]

"Let's switch back now"

"F*ck you"

[GlassRose67]

Harriet Tubman you silly birch!! xD

[LynchMobster47]

BTW Does anyone know if you can get sheet music to this song?

[LynchMobster47]

Now whip me I've been a bad boooooooooyyyyyy!!!!!

[omgrobbiee]

LMFAO "Fuck you"

[cyn19love]

I loved it!!

[madampeach]

oh man I really like her voice!

[mikethestrange]

bahahahhahahah!!! "ah shit" hahahahaha!

[jacobsbella]

lol wtf was that