Portal 2 Teaser

[JohnDieselD]

Wanna see something amazing? Pause this video at 0:00 and mute it. Then open in a new tab this video: /watch?v=OHUpQZIylVc  . Play both videos at the same time. Be amazed.

[Scabricauda]

Everytime I hear GlaDOS saying "I think we can put our differences behind us for science... you monster" it creeps me out!

[DJMarteenBrony]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC­E

[DerPatschen]

Companion Cube at 0:22 on the right side! :D :D

[AidanVsg]

i really like the music :O

[Higgy670]

0:23 on the right its the compainon cube from portal 1!!!



[DubzDHagz]

Is there a way to isolate the cry that the turret makes at 0:21? Is it in the game files?

[ryanw2ooo]

@DubzDHagz

Its in Portal 1. Well, it is for me.

[mrlice22]

Thumbs up if you think thumbs up comments are pointless.

NOWAIT

[MrWafflemanguy]

Can someone gift me Portal 2?My steam is Wafflemanguy

[CommanderCooper]

@MrWafflemanguy It's 50 bucks. Buy it yourself.

[ZackBandicoot]

@MrWafflemanguy I dont know, do you want to buy me a pool?

[12manbo]

This game is so awesome it's like getting the millions of games I have played and mashing them all together

[elijahay47]

Ok. don't get angry at me but... why is the robot saying i think we can put our differences behind us, for science, you monster.

[rainethesage]

@elijahay47 Well, it's because in the first Portal ♪SPOILER♪ Chell the main character killed GLaDOS the psychopathic robot, and now that she's back to life, GLaDOS is none too happy with Chell. Not at all.♪END SPOILER♪

[StuffnMusic]

whats the song in this add called?

[DogsPhoenix]

@StuffnMusic It's just music they used in the Portal 2 trailers, and you hear little bits of it at times in the game. I don't think it's been given a name or released in full yet.

[DogsPhoenix]

@StuffnMusic Scrap that, it's called Reconstructing Science

[JosePablo24]

uhg. i cant get pass the lvl 18.... in portal 1 xD

it sucks, i dont understand what to do at lvl 18 :/

and i need to finish portal 1 before starting portal 2 >.>

[coleypokey]

1,000th!

[somtwo]

anyone know what song this is?

[EmpireStateOfTheNear]

@somtwo

Reconstructing Science ^_^

[JKMSanimation]

who didnt see this comeing... the end of the first game she said MORE THAN ONCE "im still alive"

[Squeredead]

Thumbs up if you saw the companion cube in the incinerator room

[levezinho]

i dun get it lol

[remyjustus]

This game kicks ass!

[TheChazzyC]

That robot is creepy when she said " It's been a long time.."" and when she says after you murder me "

[Asholibus]

@TheChazzyC "That robot" HAS A NAME!!!!!!

/portal 2 fanboy

[TheChazzyC]

@Asholibus yeah its GLaDOS oh and i think this is what it stands for ; Genetic Lapacity and Directive Operating System

[Neichus]

@TheChazzyC Not sure if you were making a joke but it's actually "Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System." You know, as in the original DOS...although I guess now knowing her origins the first half makes more sense.

[roeas29]

@TheChazzyC

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System

[TheChazzyC]

@roeas29 oh..

[roeas29]

@TheChazzyC

heh sorry didn't mean to sound rude, I just copied that from google

[TheChazzyC]

@roeas29 its ok i know your not being rude

[TheOTHERChallengers]

i get goose bumps everytime she says "Its been a long time"

[TheFunky333]

ironic thing about that is if you complete portal 1 then glados remains will be on the surface, but on portal 2 glados is in the chamber.

[TheEaglechopper]

Damn! i want this game soooo badly, i loved the first one was great especially the creepy atmosphere of aperture science XD

[SakumaruEs]

It's been a long time

[linkpwns13]

@SakumaruEs How have you been? C:

[SakumaruEs]

@linkpwns13 Good, i'm was in the space :3

[ImperfectStendal]

Thumbs up if you tried to save The Companion Cube in test chamber 7 and realized you couldn't

[TroubleyDee]

@ImperfectStendal you can xD

[ImperfectStendal]

@TroubleyDee Nah, if you take it to the elevator, Glados just destroys it manually.

[werd225]

@ImperfectStendal You can

[roeas29]

@werd225

You can't. GLaDOS fizzles it when you reach the elevator.

[rapler1]

@ImperfectStendal Uhmm, yes you can... Its fairly easy, there is even an achivement for it...

[ImperfectStendal]

@rapler1 Try taking it to the elevator, what happens then?

[rapler1]

@ImperfectStendal Oh I thought you ment to just take it through the test chamber exit doors :)

[flyboy248]

@ImperfectStendal you can.

[ImperfectStendal]

@flyboy248 Take the companion cube to the elevator and see what happens

[flyboy248]

@ImperfectStendal i know what happens

[Bournesax]

@ImperfectStendal it was test chamber 16

[pablo89212009]

@Bournesax watch the video, the scene right after chamber 7, and look for the companion cube

[Bournesax]

@pablo89212009 hmm in this video? i still dont see it

[pablo89212009]

@Bournesax 0:22, look at the right side of the screen, over that blue thing

[feninstar]

@ImperfectStendal

Don't know which level you exactly mean but there is one level you can save your companion cube :D

[psychomantis108]

@ImperfectStendal that companion cube was an imposter! D:

[Stalidzans]

I am in space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[DarthJokerFett]

Beautiful

[Squeredead]

Thumbs up for 0:37 British Friend!

[Groudonmaster687]

...potato.

[jlink09]

at the midnight release at gamestop, i was the only one buying portal, everybody was waiting for mortal combat...awkwaaaaard.

Anyways, let me tell ya, a portal gun in the hand is worth a johnny cage and sub-zero in the bush.

[Squeredead]

When GlAdOs says "It's been a long time." She put you in a hibernation cube / something like that.

[GuyWithChainsaw]

i just finished reading about boycott of portal 2... seriously you don't have to buy DLC and it's no reason to boycott

[therunawaybrains]

I saw the walkthrough , but i dont get the storyline

[FrankWiseman]

@therunawaybrains Have you played the first one?

[Manofaction0]

@therunawaybrains

You're a test subject trying to escape the aperture science laboratories.

[maddielue28]

@therunawaybrains You should buy and play the first one, then play this one. Or at least watch the walkthroughs of the first one. You'll get the storyline alot better.

[Deadly2658]

But this time.... its CHOCOLATE FLAVORED CAKE!!!!!!!

[TheMw2hacker1]

@Deadly2658 and it has strawberrys to! =)

[CrazyEmiliano]

Glados, u mad? :>

[TheWootBear]

watching this while waiting for the install to finish makes it that much better when you start playing

[godpower123451]

who noticed the compainon cube in this trailer?

[TheChillPie]

awhhh i didn't order it til today D=

[C0reInside]

IM NOT A MONSTER D:

[MaxikingNimero]

i will play it....for sience

[conkerkillers4]

Oh YEAH! game releases tomorrow in North America!

[RoflNinja1000]

0:24 MEMORIES

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

WHEATLEY TURNS EVIL IN THE END AND HE IS SENT TO SPACE, GLADOS SAVES YOUR LIFE AND IS NICE TO YOU AND LETS YOU LEAVE THE FACILITY.

I love spoiling it for people.

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@ApotosFan No.

[AvousYelmurc]

@ApotosFan herp derp GlaDOS was never evil. she was throwing a party for you and she was congratulating you you should really watch the ending of portal 1 lol she only put you through dangerous tests for science you really ought to play to the end >.> roflmao

[Shaiking4]

I think we can put our diffrences behind us.

For Sience, you asshole.

[TheAutomanDan]

Portal 2 is awesome! And sorry to spoil, but the cake is a lie. You don't get any. I finished this game. I should know. It's awesome and I definitely think you guys should get it!

[KSAb0y]

we shall get the cake this time!!!!

[fiveeyedbrothers1]

26 minutes left ( rumor )

[AbbeyStreetJunction]

@Darkscoper its the start of portal 2 where you are the only human left and the blue eye robot trys to get you out of your room cus thats where u have been staying wating to be tested

[JollyToaster]

#OMG i want this

[rajlle]

GIVE ME THIS GAME NOW, I'M GOING INSANE skgåspdkgåspkmaåfpakfåeojgwoin­gosödnsadnfwpegwqgwgh

[linemeks]

Turret:Hell-loollllll

[RDB1956]

I wanna know how the protagonist lived so long after the first portal. Cryogenic freezing perhaps?

[RICHmau5]

@RDB1956 Yup. :D Read the comic on the official website, it's freakin' sweet :D

[RDB1956]

@RICHmau5 I just read it. It was freakin sweet :D It also explains that house-like room in the teaser trailer.

I can't wait to play this game!!!

[RICHmau5]

@RDB1956 i know i've just finished pre-loading it. :D so excited :P

[AnxaRose]

@RDB1956 Yeah if you re-watch the ending of the first Portal a voice congratulates you for assuming the party submission position and drags you away.

[WarDog12117]

I'm still waiting for my cake...

[NekoPlusInu]

@WarDog12117 We shall all have cake once you buy 10 copies of Portal 2. GLaDOS will cry if you don't.

[NocturnaVG]

went to pornhub

couldn't get it up

went to this video

couldn't get it down

[luanswan2002]

@NocturnaVG LMAO.

[hunterslayer27]

i wonder if u kill her again and then theres a third one and u kill her agian and again and again...

[yermom57]

if there's no epic song at the end of this game i'm gonna smash my xbox.

[boomstudiosfilms]

who eles noticed the companion cube at 0:23

[ImFunSize25]

i would give ANYTHING to have that voice

[xxGermanyxxx]

"But I think we should put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

[pepisnazos]

it's been a long time =D

[Scorpio52518]

She reminds me of my ex girlfriend.

[JessKaulitzSixx]

This Looks SOOOO More Graphic! xD I'ma Be Like, :OOOOO OMGOMGOMGOMG! I GOT IT!! :DD , I'm playing the first one right now, xDDD! It's not my first time! FUNNEST Yet HARDEST Game Ever!!

[jackbolregard]

O_O GladOs? You were supposed to STAY dead, it can't be THAT hard a concept to grasp . . . you bitch

[KILAH4716]

:22 was that the curiosity emotion I fried several hundred something years ago?

[KidCoolio]

@KILAH4716 companion cube? man, it must have been 7 hundred years if you can get the name that far off

[KILAH4716]

@KidCoolio No, the companion cube is the thing that's NOT on fire. I'm talking about the orange globe thing I fried during the boss fight.

[CloudflierX]

@KILAH4716 The curiosity core and the emotion core are two different things. The curiosity core was the second one to go. The emotion core was the last one to go. *is a nerd*

[zevendeadlysinz]

is it wrong if this trailer gave me an erection?

[monty12341234]

@zevendeadlysinz not at all :D

[MisterC28630]

@zevendeadlysinz

It's okay, it's just a sort of thing that a man can do.

[ThrowVloggersInJail]

@zevendeadlysinz It didn't give you an erection. You're not funny. You're not original. You're not clever. Stop comment whoring.

[Akslol]

@zevendeadlysinz not at all

[TrialEnd]

Look at me still talking when there's science to do,

When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

[PieMoe]

I hope GLaDOS learned her lesson and just releases me...

[GODFATHER877]

@MasterFen006 FAIL gg no re

[PsFmAC10user]

@GODFATHER877 good game no rematch...? WTF?

[GODFATHER877]

@PsFmAC10user exacty

[OmegaLittleBob]

*giddy laughter*

[MrBFH100]

so GLaDOS is re-buidling aperture science around you and you need to get out and destroy her? (again)

[notsocoolguy4001]

1,575 Users are just users and 34 are just users too.

[MrBFH100]

thumbs up if when GLaDOS said "It's been a loong time." scared you. o.o

[pyro251086]

@MasterFen006 There was nothing wrong with his spelling. Trolling without a reason makes you look kind of pathetic... Just sayin'

[03lucky]

@pyro251086 "not sure if trolling or just stupid.jpg"

[shadowghost319]

There is nothing better GLaDOS could have said then "You monster..."

I only wonder what hell she has for us.

[Dagga423]

I think we can put our differences behind us, for science..... you monster.....

GLaDOS is a huge-ass hypocrite

[SirChildrenEater]

@Darkcloud2Forever dude, it didn't go to 105329 idiot

its the likes lol

[SugarCoatedMemories]

personally i prefer this trailer over the tv commercial add...this looks cool but the other one looks to childish

[martinsa0182]

i'm on tenterhooks! cannot wait.. getting it for my birthday!

[mcgeeee]

I will cry tears when I hold this in my hands on release day

[linkypoo1234]

@mcgeeee I will cry monkeys

[dottorrent]

@mcgeeee

i'd cry if there isnt a demo coming

[Lifeson0]

@mcgeeee If we got physical copies of the game from steam, I would be right there with you.

[HypotheticalMuffins]

@mcgeeee

I think that's the main reason I decided to preorder a physical copy instead of through Steam. I will be able not only to play it...but to hold it...it will be glorious.

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@mcgeeee That's just sad. (Pathetic)

[tiberisa]

@mcgeeee THEN CRY!



[erikatvdriver]

@mcgeeee you crying??

[Max4T3hW1n]

@mcgeeee KRAAAAAAAI SOME MOAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

[yummyyummykake]

@mcgeeee its out now!

[KanonenMike257]

@mcgeeee i really must say:

i've cried tears after i finished the game....

[UncleFexxer]

That closing line still makes the hairs on my arms stand up... every single time.

[Wiilovewii]

@UncleFexxer same here!!

[YouTub3ro]

Can't Wait D:

[Japoy39]

Hey, Hey! On Portal She said on the song in Still Alive "And when your Dead i will be STILL ALIVE" well its True she is still alive o_o'' Scarry much

[Left4Dead2ThePassing]

@Japoy39 just figured dat out? (not trying to be a jerk)

[SHANYBOY91]

God, I just started playing Portal yesterday, downloaded it off of the 360 marketplace... I love it and really kick myself for not trying it YEARS ago! This game is gonna kick ass!

...just like i did to GLaDOS...

[holyhandgrenade999]

If it weren't for the delay, Portal 2 would be released this Wednesday. :(

[MultiUsermane]

@holyhandgrenade999 r u serious? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO

[Scarlette2358]

Come on now...we all know the cake was a lie...

[Blobking11]

OMG

new hug button in game

[Spire208]

If there is no cake this time I will turn on NERD RAGE MODE!

[QBStudios]

@Spire208

VALVe already said, no Companion Cube or cake. They don't want to bring back old memes.

[eitkoml]

I hope this game is at least 10 times longer than the first one.

[xevoz628]

FOR COMPANION CUBE!

[MorganCupkakke]

@xevoz628 his death is lie watch the trailer veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery closely...

[pkinzel1]

@xevoz628 exactly.

[GhillieMan482]

.... is there still gonna be cake? D:>

[astralmagickcraft]

@Mario200Fan

.......companian cube :'(

[ShadowRSonic]

Portal 2 better have some awesome credits music like portal did :D

[Diqqels]

0:37 The Turrets are so Cute :DDDDD /watch?v=Fz2_NkyTv8E&feature=r­elated

[alishashaan]

It turns out, their actually WAS cake, and they DID pretend to murder you.... so actually chell is technically the badguy...

[tiagoversalike]

She's rebuilding everything! Everything!

[Wiilovewii]

@tiagoversalike and then some!

[PresidentBrittany]

Open Firefox, paste "It's been a long time... how have you been?" into the URL. Only works in Firefox. I thought it was cool.

[Luigi2446]

@PresidentBrittany what does it do?

[muixc]

I like GLaDOS. She so nice! You know, except for she never gave me my cake or grief counseling, she almost always lied to me, oh! and she tried to kill me. Other than that she's pretty nice

....

Wait a minute. >_>

[TheJayLeHol]

Hang on, you know that the song 'Still Alive' was a kind of story being told after the events of Portal right? So therefore we knew from the end the GLaDOS never died.

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

What will it take-TO KILL THAT MONSTROUS BITCH!!!