Now now, there's no "scientific" evidence put forth from the FDA on microwaves, therefore we must follow blindly that they are completely safe. Don't be a conspiracy theorist now, don't ask questions or you will be asked if you wear a tin foil hat year round
I am sure these same people are suggesting you get vaccines too. Microwaves are actually banned in many countries! It changes the cellular structure of the food which also effects your cellular structure when you eat the food. Wake the fuck up America, no wonder we are dying of every possible disease compared to other open minded countries without a Pharmaceutical Agenda to hook us. Increase your Vit D3 levels too people to 1,000i.u. a day, don't listen to the FDA either!
I cook my turkey by friction burns
Tuskeh 2 years ago
that turkey looks like it has the flu
boorbaga 2 years ago
Dear Flavor,
See ya!
Paitsch 2 years ago
What I do is buy a turkey in January, then keep breathing hot air on it for about 4 hours every day. By Thanksgiving it's ready and juicy as hell.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 2 years ago
lol
boorbaga 2 years ago
microwave makes toxins happy yeah!!!
kamikaziking 2 years ago
Who knew you can be that stupid?
Douken 2 years ago
propaganda, propaganda and more propaganda...
loymonteiro 2 years ago
NEVER USE A MICROWAVE! Throw your microwave oven in the trash!!
Google "Microwave Hazards"
MrDeppness 2 years ago
Now now, there's no "scientific" evidence put forth from the FDA on microwaves, therefore we must follow blindly that they are completely safe. Don't be a conspiracy theorist now, don't ask questions or you will be asked if you wear a tin foil hat year round
cmcil 2 years ago
Hahaha... Exactly. If the govt says the earth is flat or 2+2=5 we must agree or we're with the terrorists!!!
MrDeppness 2 years ago
I am sure these same people are suggesting you get vaccines too. Microwaves are actually banned in many countries! It changes the cellular structure of the food which also effects your cellular structure when you eat the food. Wake the fuck up America, no wonder we are dying of every possible disease compared to other open minded countries without a Pharmaceutical Agenda to hook us. Increase your Vit D3 levels too people to 1,000i.u. a day, don't listen to the FDA either!
cmcil 2 years ago
Just curious, what's your annual tinfoil budget?...
Eyedunno 2 years ago
Haha, that's pretty funny
cmcil 2 years ago
doesnt look appealing
pubtor 2 years ago
That microwave turkey must be rubbery as all hell.
elspoko 2 years ago