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  • The singers kicked ass!!  They should do a Sarah Palin song next.

  • Let's get real Ivory Tower loons; Could you imagine if Al Gore had been president during 9/11 rather than George Bush? Personally, I shudder at just the thought. America would have had much worse problems that Bush's mixed up sentences, I can guarantee you that.

  • @VoiceOfModeration Squeak, There are 28 levels of security above the president, so do you think it mattered who sat on there arse as the republic let the capitalist commit there inside job ?

    Your week to block anyone who has an IQ over say 67 ?

    Why the hostility and insecurity man, consider yourself pure OWNED FannyBaws

    Do a micron of research and your whole life is blown out the pond with hypocrisy LOL

    Cheers for the block dunderheed, put lipstick on your pillow, and a condom on your thumb

  • Bush tells it like it is.

  • LOL nice song

  • thats reading ron

  • That singing group at the end had me in stitches laughing. I can understand how not everyone would get it, but for those of us with a subtle and ripe sense of humour this will really tickle a funny bone or two. A joke to be savoured, like a good meal.

  • if you don't enjoy Spring Break in Cancun, you're not human!

  • well ok they ARE funny :D but after 2:22 it's just rediculous :| is that american humour?

  • I'm not sure what that is...

  • Brian Unger is so HOT!!

  • Brilliant! Brilliant! Four Thousand hours.. I mean....

  • FREE AT LAST ! FREE AT LAST ! Thank God Almighty ( and Barack Obama) we're Free at last!

  • do those people that keep interrupting really think theyre funny

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Don't get me wrong, Bush was not the best president in the world, but c'mon people...are these guys really thinking that they are funny? Editing soundbites...pretty sophmoric humor.

    I have a new campaign for limiting socialism and communism in the US. It starts my debarking this Unger clown.

  • the first time I saw this I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. I love the bush singers at the end - somehow it just highlights the ridiculousness :>

  • HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA what an idiot.

    Like i said before... OBAMA '08!!! WOO!

  • YOU ROCK!!!!!!

  • and we got this guy runnin our country?? whoever voted for him i hope ur happy

  • i saw a woman with a "Bush - Cheney" bumper sticker yesterday and i wanted to ram her car lol but then i thought... noooo... gas prices are punishment enough.... i'll just let it slide...

  • HAHAHA LOL! You should have done it! It would have been for a good cause!

  • YES! THAT WAS AWESOME. :]

  • Hmmm, so THIS was the Republican's choice for the best represenative of American society. So telling... Mr. Obama you have my vote for sure over ANY Republicans for a LONG TIME!

  • Oh dear. You guys better vote for Obama next time otherwise we're not inviting you to the United Nations Christmas Party. Seriously, this comedy show you're calling America needs to get it's shit together and VOTE.

  • VOTE NADER 2008, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Give him cerdit for giving us many hours of laughter! - Dubya the twat!

  • it would be funny if the whole world wasn't watching and figuring he's who we voted for,

  • he would make a great stand-up comedian, not because he is has funny jokes, he just sounds like an idiot

  • wait a second the president of a country is the mirror of it's nation, by the end they voted for him no?!!!!

  • the voting system is a fraud. anything that is compiled by means of electric calculation is subject to manipulation. that means that we did not vote for him. he won because he is who they wanted. when you learn who "they" are, you will actually start to obtain knowledge, "they" run your day-to-day life, and they run your country too. WAKE UP PEOPLE. THEY WANT US TO BE STUPID!

  • Well stated! Don't forget his brother Jeb in Florida and that whole "fixed" debauchery. Then we have his promise of legalization for immigrants. How gullible this country can be. Educate yourselves...Geo. W. is just an IDIOTIC puppet who can't even read a speech.

  • Everybody everywhere knows that the voting system all over the world is a fraud. In my country even a kid knows that the ugly american movie we are watching now is directed by ''they''and Bush is only the puppet. But the question is if America is a free country where democracy is fully practised, how Americans with all my respect to them accept to remain manipulated by ''they''?

  • how do we fix it? there are about seventy percent of us who live here in the "free world" who want our country back. we want real elections with real choices. we are sick of picking the least stinky piece of shit, then putting them in the drivers' seat. believe me. oh, yeah... this thing is not just in the US, its global. the "they" are global. wish i was wealthy, then i could at least do something.

  • yep! it's all about wealthy lobbies.. unfortunately in the "free world" you live in the only thing you are free to do or let me correct myself "they" let you do; is eat have sex and watch TV and God bless America!

  • hello sorayaadib,

    actually, the 2000 election was so rife with questions, so disputed and contested, that it took a Supreme Court decision to stop the recount of votes, and hand the election to Bush.

    Basically, they stole it.

  • Id like Bush if he wasnt president! Hes just too damn funny!!

  • totally agree

  • same here

  • 4000 hours LMAO!!

  • I'm a little embarassed that he's the president of the United States. Anyone agree?

  • Yeah

  • absolutley

  • just a tiny bit

  • more than a little

  • I need the words to that song! LOL!

  • uhh....since when was Africa a nation??

  • I think it's one of the few words he has memorized. He uses "nation" a lot. LOL

  • Good video but needs more volume--I can barely hear it.

  • Maybe, we're in trouble here! What you think, eh?

  • hip hip hooray for the folks that voted for W

  • How on earth does he keep getting re-elected

  • Because he is a brilliant political mind, not to mention articulate! Duh! Aren't you listening?

  • no, actually these are all original, unedited clips.

  • I wonder what he said after " I Have No doubt, there is NO DOUBT in my Mind that we will fail."

  • bush is a great representation of the American people. hats off to him... who is the bigger fool. the fool, or the people that follow him??

  • I cant belive poeople are disagreeing FOOLS

  • R+O+T+F

  • "war is a dangerous place"

  • "There's no doubt in my mind-that we will fail" What a dick.  I could swear i could hear the head smacking of the entire republican party all the way in California

  • idiot

  • that was great!

  • Awesome *****

  • Mission accomplished Dubya, we did restore chaos. In fact, I think we shot it up with steroids and had it snort some cocaine and drop acid.

  • If I had this person as my leader, boss or even co-worker, I would change jobs. It feels so unreal, that Bush is in power. How is it possible for a people to be lead by this person? Even if it is only a speech impediment or something, you don't want such a person to say anything on behalf of you, or?

  • Worst president ever. And the fact he got re-elected, regardless of what how dodgy americans claim it to be, just goes to show just how stupid americans really are. You can claim that he rigged both elections all you want, but a lot of people still voted for him. You only have yourselves to blame, and the world blames you.

  • Pretty accurate there mate. But then again, my frisky dingo, you did elect John Howard, who blindly followed our idiot. The fool or the fool who follows? hmm

    At least you didn't re-elect him.

    Whoopsy daisy!

    "Howard was...subsequently re-elected at elections in 1998, 2001 and 2004". Cranky! I guess you elected him 4 times. Wow. I'll get that MENSA fridge magnet right on to ya.

  • hehehehehe..that was funny hummmmm;-o

  • Wow, that's clever. I don't agree with Australia following America, and I don't agree with the war. But I can see why we did follow Bush, it's gets us a powerful ally, and a ticket to the world's oil. And I did vote for little Johnny, only because he was the lesser of two evils. Little Johnny has done some questionable things... mistreated refugees, introduced individual workplace agreements, sensationalized the war on terror. But he can also speak in complete sentences.

  • And while John Howard is questionable, here's some things he hasn't done... Illegal wiretaps, torture and hold enemy combatants without trial, commuted punishments for criminal 'friends' and ignored natural disasters at home. Bill Clinton was impeached for getting a blowjob, yet Bush has done so much more and he's still in charge. Yes, that's right, I do blame america for Bush, the world does.

  • I do to. I didn't vote for either time, however he regrettably is the president of my country. So your asshat is marginably less worse than our asshat. Oh and yeah Bush made is harder for guys kissin in Alabama. Or something.

    And they twin towers have NOT been blown up again. Must be doin' something right.

    Score!

  • So though neither lil Johnny nor stutter George have few if any accomplishments for the people, and both have shown overt disregard for the will of the people, yet despite these similarities, you conclude all Americans because of our re-electing him once shows not only that were stupid, but HOW stupid. Imagine then HOW really stupid we must be if we re-elect him THREE times? I don't know because of HOW stupid I am!

  • The only thing more stupid than 3 times that stupid would be the person that didn't know they were 3 times as stupid as I am. And then takes a specious moral high ground because well that's why its specious.  Man now that person would be really stupid or lacking some moral fibre. Maybe both.

  • excellent video...must be made with a mac

  • Great! The stupidity and ignorance of dubya have LIMITLESS DEPTHS.

    I look forward to the sprouting of new academic departments across America to document and study this unprecendented phenomenon.

  • I wonder if it would be ruled unconstitutional to make everyone who voted for Bush wear some kind of...pin, or special aluminum foil hat.

  • at least Bush didn't do like Clinton and desecrate the ovarian office

  • Well at least Clinton gets laid... and was more popular and wiser than Bush who has earned the image of an idiot... the world, even his allies don't like him!!

  • Our president may be an idiot but what does that say of the people who actually voted for him?? Not just once but twice!!! Fool me once shame on you.. Fool me twice shame on me!!

  • WHy GOD WHY??????????

  • amusing

  • ...History's worst tyrants...' Yep, and you're looking at one of 'em right now, folks!

  • I'm really sorry american people, you have the most stupid president in the world. I can forgive you for electing this moron once, but twice, I DON'T THINK SO!!!

  • dont look at me.......i voted for al gore and john kerry instead of this dickface

  • ditto...im canadian from now on

  • I agree with you 100%!!lol

  • this guy was supposed to be a comedian in hollywood!!! I cant believe you americans wanted this guy to be your president!! Twice!! this is embarrasing!

  • Yes, because "ALL" Americans voted for that circus monkey. Honestly, do foreigners even know how the United States Electoral College works? Brush up on Article Two of the U.S Constitution before criticizing my country's incompetent people and leader, because not every American voted for him, and you look like a bigger fool then bush for thinking so.

  • enough americans voted for this guy to create enough confusion for him to be president... Yes America voted for him... I wonder if the Iraqi's and Soldiers are enjoying the Depleted Uranium munitions when they come back deformed and full of cancer...

  • Hmm, I didn't know you had factual proof to determine "enough americans voted for this guy to create enough confusion for him to be president...". Jesus, you make Tin-foil wearing conspiracy nuts look like decorated theorists. Once again proving foreigners know nothing about the united states and would rather look at TV and give arm chair criticisms then using first hand knowledge.

  • Also, for that nice little last comment; I guess Prime Minister John Howard sending over 2000 soldiers to Iraq in 2003 to also enjoy " Depleted Uranium munitions when they come back deformed and full of cancer.." must not bother you much, huh? Don't get personal please.

  • Dam this is so funny. Thanks and keep up the good work.

  • hehe...he's totaly unbelievable... oh my God!!!!!

  • loved the band lol

  • first quote. they didn't really touch on the fact that africa isn't a nation.

  • wait, duh.

  • Somwhere in texas, a village is missing its idiot :(

  • Adrianos:

    I can't really say were MISSING him per se. I heard Rove's gone! And the next thing I heard is he may run for governor of...

    TEXAS!

    The sun always smiles on Texas. And our apparant despot farming industry. According to schedule we'll share Rove with the nation January 2013. You lucky ducks.

  • whoever made this has way too much time on their hands

  • Ron Paul 2008

  • george w. bush can speak. HE'S JUST A RETARD.

  • fkin tool

  • "I asked americans to give 4000 years of cummunuty serivice."

  • omg... the osama bin laden enjoying hanukah line... so funnny...

  • Oh my.

  • Yeah... He's a republican...

  • oh my god this is so good

  • **Dies laughing** Bush is such a maroon.

  • I hope the people who voted for him feel really stupid and ashamed of themselves for the rest of their lives...

  • The funny thing about americans is that they accually voted him back in...ROFL!!!

  • Trust me...I don't even think AMERICANS understand why he's back in office...I sure don't

  • Fox news(Which is obviously corupted), in 2000, announced Bush the winner of Florida, even though everyother station said it was Gore. Because one station said the outcome differnetly, we had to recount ballads, and I'm pretty sure, Bush didn't win. It was planned and somehow acheived. In 2004, he was elected back in out of ignorance.

  • That's the best video i've seen on here, for all time. Thanks for sharing it.

  • haha 4000 years and 4000 hours of the rest of your life. Vary funny.

  • RETARD!!! Africa is a continent not a nation! You demented SOB! The man should not speak without strict supervision!

  • If you support Bush an Cheney, then you support the torture of other human beings. If you support Bush an Cheney, then you support corruption, lies and a dictatorship! If you support Bush an Cheney you too have the blood of our American kids who are fighting in Iraq on your hands! If you support Bush/Cheney you agree with what they did to the Tillman family!

    April 28th find a march in your town impeach07 then a dot and org! March today!

  • Wiskawind, I could care less if terrorists are tortured. Most people dont care and I'm one of them. Btw, the socialists (democrats incl) have in history tortured and killed far more people than conservatives ever will. You need a history lesson bud, youre in way over your head.

  • Teel, One, I am not your "bud" nor am I a man! Support this lieing jackle if you choose to, support torture of other human beings too! You sir are no better than the terrorist you rage against!

  • Also, in the Bible, God kills millions of people. The devil only two! Look it up.

  • What about "suspected terrorists"? Is it ok to torture them? What about their kids? Is it ok to torture them? What about AWOL soldiers? What about jaywalkers? What about your lying president? Ok to torture them? You are as bad as Bush and Cheney and Gonzales and the rest if you support them. This is not time for "history" lessons. This is NOW you jackass! BTW...BushCo is anything but conservative. YOU need a CIVICS lesson.

  • Check out the Directive 51 Bush issued on May 9th 2007; he so much as made himself King George the IIII! Soon he will call marshal law and suspend the elections; I wonder how his supporters will react then?

  • Sadly, a great many of the people will not even notice. So long as they can have all their "stuff", they won't argue much. Americans have become numb from the constant barrage of disinformation.

  • It's actually "I couldn't care less"

    Sorry I couldn't help myself

  • teel.... I hate to hve to tell you like this, but your mom likes it up the ass.

  • Hey that one blond Bush singer is pretty hot!

  • Oh god, ROTFLOL! If he were not so evil I would want to keep him there just for the laughs!>D

  • who is the comic doing the running commentary, he is good?

  • George W. Bush... Brought to you by the REPUBLICAN party and christian religious fanatics that are only outdone by the religious fanatics in the Middle East.

  • the george w bush singers are the best,very creative good work!

  • This video would be okay if it wasn't for the idiot with a lisp. "Yeah, I think it might have been better to thay that there are a lot of people in Africa who thuffer from terrible ditheatheth ath oppothed to making it thound like the whole continent should be cut off and thunk."

    Honestly, the lisper was more entertaining than Bush.

  • oh man....i just want to slaughter him

  • you are a complete idiot because the govt. will see this post and find out who you are.

    im just sayin... in the future, be careful what you say.

  • american government, i have no intention of harming george bush. :)

  • considering the current Admin. and complete fuckups at the CIA... I don't think you have anything to worry about.

  • its not right to make fun of a Retard.

  • In the DVD the George W. Bush singers have a couple of really good songs. Unfortunately, this isn't one of 'em.

  • Another thing about Africa is that it's not a nation at all, it's more like 3000 nations

  • AFrica is a continent consisting of at least 62 countries if I'm correct. What the hell are you talking about??

  • If you don't mind, I think I will quote wikipedia.

    Africa:

    With more than 900,000,000 people (as of 2005)[2] in 61 territories, it accounts for about 14% of the world's human population.

    There are 46 countries including Madagascar, and 53 including all the island groups.

  • That means, if wikipedia is correct, that both of you are incorrect and hulthekore should mind his own business.

  • Also, I would like to remind hulthekore that he does not really have to go around insulting everyone's comments, and that everyone is entitled to freedom of speech. So, yes, he can go around insulting everyone, but eventually he will come across someone ruder than myself and will probably be cursed at.

    I just thought I should warn him, and let him know that I'm not trying to be rude myself. :)

  • HUH, WHAT???? lol rude? Where did you get that from, space?? Look, save your emotional distress for your psycologist ok, this is youtube, just because you're top of your class also doesn't mean that you're smart, I was getting good grade when I was at your level, but I wouldn't put myself above anyone, you should have the same mind frame, and just accept it when you don't understand someone that's all I'm sayin'.

  • actually you are right. But this is YOUTUBE brainy, this was created for us to be nosy people, how do you want me to mind my business when you just intervened, hello!!!!!! practice what you preech! isn't that what were were talking about originally???? BUSH NOT KEEPIN' his word and not speaking correctly? KIDS THESE DAYZ? and yes, "kidz" is spelled with an S, damn, I hate talking to Bush daugtherz.

  • AND yes, I started the sentenSe with the word "and" and spelled Saying without the G with an apostrophe, who cares about that on youtube? Just make yourself understood when you write that's all I'm asking you. Damn, hate me already would ya? lol

  • I don't hate you.

    I don't put myself above others.

    I think you should practice what YOU preech.

    I hate Bush more than you do.

    I actually agree with you point of view about how bad Bush is. I think you should stop being a jerk when most of this is you thinking that I'm trying to be sarcastic.

  • Also, I meant to say preach.

  • I'm officially done with this stupid argument, it's almost as dumb as Bush is.

  • This has never been an arguement nor a debate sweetheart, nobody is a winner here, that's all I want you to understand, the more you strike the more I can do the same, but it is useless, we both agreed that Bush is an asshole and that's that.

  • ok fine, I'm sorry for coming at you that way, but you attacked me first by trying to make sense out of non-sense, so I had to put you in your place. Overall, I think you're a smart person but you have to try to understand other people rather than judge them.

  • "Overall, I think you're a smart person but you have to try to understand other people rather than judge them."

    Right back to you.

  • einarinn3e, You should look at it this way, if we were in an english class and this was a spelling test, I would have received a higher grade than yours. This is youTube and no, we do not aim for perfect grammar, but DAMN! can we at least make a little more sense? By the way that is another question. What are you going to correct next, the word "MISTAKE" being used without the "S" because it's in plural. Duh, we know that. lol go shoot yourself or something.

  • priceless! LOL

  • Um, hulthekore? I hate to say it, but why are you correcting someone else's grammar and spelling? Worse is actually a word, I doubt YOU read the dictionary so please do not demand others do, whoever you were talking about should have expressed themself correctLY not 'correct,' opposite is not spelled oposite, and question marks go at the end of questions. I'm just saying that if you are going to be so judgmental about other people's writing, please take the extra second to look at your own.

  • Yes, the words Correctly and opposite were not spelled correctly but they were understood. By the way, UM, hulthekore? is not a complete question neither, what's your point? That's a question.

  • Yes it is a question if you are seeing if the person is online. It would be "is not a complete question EITHER" stop using double negatives.

  • Plus it would be " By the way; UM,Hulthekore."

  • UM, WHAT?? lol so easy even a caveman could write huh? come on old fart get books out your ass and focus on the topic here.. HOlla back

  • Ok graduate, what's your point, I can see that you're missing mines here?

  • and yes, I know, the question mark goes after the word point and not before the word "here" in my sentense right proffessor??? I fail again damn, I guess I'm not going to graduate. You're too technical with this homeboy, relax. Pay more attention to what's being said, not how its been written. DID You even get laid in college?? lol

  • The word is spelled sentence, not sentense, and if you curse that much and don't edit your work you will not graduate. Second of all, I am a girl, and how can I graduate college if I'm 13 years old, huh? Finally, I am top in my class so don't complain to much about being beaten by a "little" girl. :)

  • sweetheart, again, you're missin' the point,(from now on, I will mis-spelled on purpose again) to make it clear to you ok, here we go. We R talkin' about Bush here not how a word is being spelled, I've been tryin' to make you understand that from the beginin'. And this isn't a competition, where did you get beatin' me from, oh I get it, lol, you didn't were top of your class, but didn't have enough class to make it to the spelling be huh? Is that what you're tryin' to prove.

  • since we're correcting grammar and spelling here, shouldn't have you written "Finally, I am top in my class, so don't complain TOO much about being beaten by a "little" girl??

    That's what you are exactly "a little girl, get off the computer and go do your homework". Is it time for you to sleep yet???

  • Also, you can't start sentences with the word "and". In addition to this, you should have said "being written" instead of "been written". :)

  • and yes, sentense is spelled sentence, lol after junior and high school trust me, no-one cares anymore. I hope that's not what you're parents told you. I don't want to teach you the wrong things but it's the truth sweetheart, you're smart, I mean BUSH the president of the U.S. lol no wonder why you couldn't get what I was tryin' to tell you, YOU're 13yrs old. Ok, Ok, you win happy now!!! lol

  • Alright, first of all, I know about polotics more than most adults, so don't be such a jerk about my age. Secondly, I do partly agree with you, president Bush is a total idiot. Finally, I do live in the U.S. and I know more about what it's like to live with an idiotic president than most people here.

  • I have friends who are super rich and friends that are dirt poor and have AIDS, so I know how badly this stipid man's term in office has affected most people. I was simply trying to point out that you shouldn't insult people for things you do yourself, such as misspelling words. I do actually agree with your point that Bush is an idiot and people need to keep their facts straight, and I was not trying to get into a fight about this.

  • Also, I meant stupid, not stipid. My laptop has a terrible keyboard, so it often uses letters I didn't even press. Sorry.

  • get a mac

  • By the way, Polotics is spelled Politics. Now, you see what I mean. It is not how you write it, it is what you saying in the writing, again that's my whole point.

  • I said I agreed with you, but I also said my computer has a terrible keyboard. I do know how to spell politics.

  • Look at my next few messages.

  • it's obviously a mistype get over it instead of the middle finger she/he used the ring finger and pushed 'o' now shut up

  • eat yourself

  • that didn't even make sense lol! How is that an insult? I mean come on..eat yourself, that's like saying "grab something".

  • I owe you a thank you nozgrd74.

  • Plus, I should get a mac with a better keyboard, shouldn't I.....

  • Um, hulthekore? Why are you correcting someone else's grammar and spelling? Worse is actually a word, I doubt YOU read the dictionary so please do not demand others do, whoever you were talking about should have expressed themself correctLY not 'correct,' opposite is not spelled oposite, and question marks go at the end of questions. I'm just saying that if you are going to be so judgmental about other people's writing, please take the extra second to look at your own.