Random Words Of Wisdom Paul Burrell

[newall7]

burrell u fanny

[FatCinds]

Oooh he's the double of my ex stripper husband who likes to parade around in his underwear for all the gay men I capture and bring home while he tells me I'm not fat.

[FatCinds]

Oooh that's the double of my husband. did I tell you that my husband used to be a stripper and likes to parade around in front of all the gayboys I capture and bring home to my disco kitchen? I'm not fat at all either by the way!

[wemetin2002]

what in the hell was this guy eating?? disgusting

[pinthardo]

A useless twat whose only use was pouring wine, carrying lady Di's suitcases and name dropping the words Her Majesty at every given opportunity. Oh hang on he was pretty good at taking his work home with him in black bin liners!

[dundee23]

if someone has the full clip of the trial, please put it up!!!

[mwadebb]

burrell i hope you die a slow a painfull death you piece of scum ridden shit cunt and your mum thinks your a cunt as well she told all the blokes that were taking turns to do her up the arse round the back of her local pub

[thezigzagjunglist]

@mwadebb hahahahahahahahaha

[simpson4563]

@mwadebb y wt did he do

[Torreslegend]

please some1 post both this trial and the snake 1 in full its fuckin priceless!!!

[scanlon69r]

coulds sum1 explain to me why so many on here are posting bad comments abou this guy im irish and intrested

thank you

[thezigzagjunglist]

@scanlon69r that says it all u stupid mick

[dawson668]

where the video of him going its a snake its a snake? someone post it on here then let me know

[jazzlers]

you make me want to puke as well burrell you smug, thieving cunt!

[MsBraun04]

ooooh what a cutie

[Pur11zz]

He should go and join Bin Laden in his cave and then when the USA find them they Nuke both of them at the same time!

[ripcompo]

not the first sime he's had spaff in his mouth.

What a cunt.

[ColonelRoss111]

I was suprised he diddn't say "The lies were a gift from the Princess" :P

[ward3976]

This man is scum of the earth, he should never ever come back to the UK again, as he will get lynched.

[haley1daily]

I beg him not to hang himself! It would be a waste of rope!

[folic4luv28]

lol lol lol...nw dats cruel lol....waste of rope lol

[mercdriver]

Hopefully the cunt will go out and buy a rope and hang himself!

[haley1daily]

He's (0.17s) not choking on that bloodied ring that was allegedly nicked from Diana's finger in the mortuary is he???

[fistznbootz]

HE'S FINISHED IN THE U.S.A.! A Liar! A Liar! He's been branded a liar by Great Britains highest court! What a Liar! A shameless Liar!

[gazzah54]

he would'nt be pulling a face like that if it was ant and deks cock's he'd swallow the lot the dity feltching queen

[gazzah54]

burrell you theiving bitch, fancy robbing poor old dead di of her rings. i bet you had your tail up her bottom at the time, thinking she was one of your bum chums from florida. for christ sake and all thats holy FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

[haley1daily]

Burrell is the lowest of the low!... Vile is too nice a word to describe him!... Despicable man! Let's hope the US public now see him for what he is a glorified grave robber!!!!

[Chaingunkill]

I bet he's afraid of walking outside his safeguarded areas these days for fear that a decent member of society might be inclined to cave his face in or set him on fire.

[skankinhappy]

what a twat

[TheMeeekon]

I laughed so hard that I defecated into my own underpants. Paul promised he`s gonna eat that next...

[fistznbootz]

Comes across as the type of man who would sell his own Grandmother if there was enough money or possible book deal at the end of it!!!!

[gazzah54]

burrell you will get yous

[gazzah54]

burrell you will get yours sooner than you think

[rick3693]

AGHHHHH... he makes me want to rip my arm off and throw it at himm.. wt a fukin idiot!!!

[gazzah54]

you mincing queen, crawl back under the stone you came from. you are a disgrace to all english men and your country.

[SteelyEyedKipper]

What a turd this guy is.

[Chaingunkill]

hahaha, with his recent times in the news, it looks like the media that made his real status could break him, or should I say, he is finally coming undone. First it was "my diary is private", then "I burned shit", well whoopdeefucking doo, suprise there then eh?, dont worry Burrell, we will be there to watch your slow painful demise. Like I said, rumour and scandal for a life-pay the price.

[gazzah54]

how low can this piece of shit sink

[clooneygirl07]

is the rumours true that he and princess diana had an affair but this was after the divorce of course?

[TheComplainer]

I've not heard that rumour, but Di liked a bit of rough, and Burrell appears to be as rough as John Inman.

[clooneygirl07]

who's john inman? and how could paul burrell be a celeb when his just a butler?

[TheComplainer]

Google ;-)

[simmyt64]

i would like to set this man on fire

[Chaingunkill]

this guy is the definition of scum. He has no morals and nothing to show apart from a fake fortune, he is worse than Paris Hilton for it!, he has basically cashed in on demise, rumor and scandal. He deserves to be bent over for 48 continuous hours of cake and sodomy for his sins.

[TheComplainer]

Chaingunkill - you win the comment of the year award!

Very well said!

[Pat3one6]

I'd love to see the one where he had to stick his hands/arms in to get the stars. I've never laughed so much!

Please post it.

[sickfucker08]

lol i just searched for the same thing mate!

what a wanker!!

[MrMikeHunt]

He is very close to gay...very close.

[ThankYouBakedPotato]

I just spat wine everywhere!

[buttons1958]

Write to me because I'm the real Paul Burrell. I'd love to hear what you have to say. I'm not mad at you just upset.

[buttons1958]

thank you PaulBurrellRox and I am not pitiful >:P

[TheComplainer]

I've had so many messages from people claiming to be Paul, I have no idea who to write to lol :-(

[mitchess]

You should post the one where Sophie Anderton pops a kangaroo's testicle. HAHAHA.

[PaulBurrellRox]

I Love Paul Burrell!!!! He is so not pitiful!! GRRR

[TheComplainer]

LOL

[TIGGYMONT]

brilliant lyrics.. but the stars a total wanker

[mrsbenmckenzie]

tht was THE funniest

[DaveyBabey]

LMAO!

[aoifemulhollandfan]

Awesome lmao rated.