DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS .NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Hey Drunk Lady, there's a drunk lady in my town that gives blow jobs! I think there is alot of money in that business! She must be doing pretty good because she's always at the local bar spending a big wad of money on drinks! If you want, I'll ask if she can give you one of those Blow Jobs!
Aha!! I have the perfect idea. Look around for a job as an ottoman. It doesn't always pay well, but it's easy work, it's hard to fall down, and when your employers are in bed you can steal their liquor.
Ottoman......everybody knows that would be impossable...because the Ottoman empire collapsed about a hundred years ago...Besides can't you see that the drunk lady is a blond...Drunk lady would not fit in with the other out of date, Ottoman
I know! I know! You could get a job training Saint Bernard dogs. They carry those little kegs of booze around their necks, so you'd never have to worry about where to get your next drink. Lolololol. hiccup! Loved this! :-)
You Are To Funny LISA Thank You For The SmiLes I JusT Love You So Much I Am Trieng To Think OF A Good Job For You I WiLL Be Back After My Drink LOL BIG HUGS To You ***** AngeL *****
I'm gonna just go ahead and suggest what *I* think would be a nearly perfect job for you.... You could be platform safety lady maybe...being that you know now not to stand so close to the edge. You could stand there like a crossing guard and protect people from falling!
If that fails, maybe you could apply for a job at a brewery.
You could always apply for YouTube whore position. Applications being taken M - F at Google (dot) com. Play spin the bottle while waiting for application to be processed.
You kill me.. oh my god.. HAHAHAHAA>.. way to awesome.. The job at the liquor store.. oh crap... The dancer thing just to much... I think you would do great a the DMV.. plenty of time for drinking and you don't have to give customer service.. Oh yeah.. YOU ROCK THE DOC...
I didn't see the drunk lady mug before...I love it!!! A job at the liquor store and drunk lady = trouble, lol. Geez, I've seen people like this who make excuses and say they can't do anything, but they drink way too damn much. Great video, lol
Oh Not again!!! ...my finger slip on the same shit... or what? D:>
TheEDWINRH 4 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS .NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
mzharlem14 5 months ago
This man eats shit
thesoundoffear1 1 year ago
show me your titssss!!!
1acroyear1 1 year ago
u should work at a bar
Ulie101 1 year ago
fac greceee MAKEDONIJA
zlateful 1 year ago
Your house looks pretty cool :)
Gemmalouiselea 1 year ago
you should as a tharipist
fc2142 2 years ago
I think you should apply for the job as Lindsey Lohan's stunt double.
You could pose as her at all the red carpet events when she's too drugged & intoxicated to make it.
I mean, you got that drunken sloshed look down perfectly.
DelisaProductions 2 years ago
....Truck driving..you need to get a commercial drivers liscence..The goverment might pay for your schooling...
I think you could do truck driving in ...Ohio
DorothyDandrich 2 years ago
You need to do a Fat Wagar in a little coat skit!
R.I.P. Chris Farley.
WatchVenusSpa 2 years ago
You'd be a good sex therapist lol
DownHomeWithMyrtle 2 years ago
Yu should b a comadian
Daniebear74 2 years ago 3
Go on YouTube and start posting drunk videos. That should keep the audience interested. LOL
yuuichikamikaze 2 years ago 4
Hey Drunk Lady, there's a drunk lady in my town that gives blow jobs! I think there is alot of money in that business! She must be doing pretty good because she's always at the local bar spending a big wad of money on drinks! If you want, I'll ask if she can give you one of those Blow Jobs!
GoryStories 2 years ago 4
You are AWESOME! :D I wanna be you when I grow up :D I think you should try getting a job in a hair salon :P Awesome style!
hellomrpoor 2 years ago 3
oh gosh!! the drunk lady mug!! hahahah. this is funny stuff, Lisa!
PantyMython 2 years ago 3
Aha!! I have the perfect idea. Look around for a job as an ottoman. It doesn't always pay well, but it's easy work, it's hard to fall down, and when your employers are in bed you can steal their liquor.
anmoose 2 years ago 3
Ottoman......everybody knows that would be impossable...because the Ottoman empire collapsed about a hundred years ago...Besides can't you see that the drunk lady is a blond...Drunk lady would not fit in with the other out of date, Ottoman
DorothyDandrich 2 years ago
oups...non sequitor....it does not follow
he he he
DorothyDandrich 2 years ago
I know! I know! You could get a job training Saint Bernard dogs. They carry those little kegs of booze around their necks, so you'd never have to worry about where to get your next drink. Lolololol. hiccup! Loved this! :-)
Neferkit 2 years ago 2
You could be a stand in for Lindsay Lohan
WhyDidYouGoAndDoThat 2 years ago 2
You Are To Funny LISA Thank You For The SmiLes I JusT Love You So Much I Am Trieng To Think OF A Good Job For You I WiLL Be Back After My Drink LOL BIG HUGS To You ***** AngeL *****
b1mgqn56 2 years ago 3
Lol......You are hilarious! ;)
KarenEng 2 years ago 4
LOLS LOLS
But it looks like a bullet hole in your desk just above your hear in this video... LOLS
AxeMoose 2 years ago 2
Oh boy... :P
canadianstudmuffin 2 years ago 2
maybe you could be a movie critic or a writer. Yeah, a writer. You almost HAVE to drink to be a writer. Right?
audionautix 2 years ago 2
Drunk lady could be in "Foreign Relations".
hknypaul 2 years ago 2
I'm gonna just go ahead and suggest what *I* think would be a nearly perfect job for you.... You could be platform safety lady maybe...being that you know now not to stand so close to the edge. You could stand there like a crossing guard and protect people from falling!
If that fails, maybe you could apply for a job at a brewery.
Clarachk 2 years ago 2
good idears!!
FatRants 2 years ago
You could always apply for YouTube whore position. Applications being taken M - F at Google (dot) com. Play spin the bottle while waiting for application to be processed.
3slimdog 2 years ago
haha. thank you for always being a strong, cool lady! and brightening my day. you just rock
SupHobagg 2 years ago 2
you could get a job selling guns .. lol at a sporting goods store or maybe work at a pawn shop
TheWellofMimir 2 years ago
ohhh I like that!!
FatWagar 2 years ago
Where can i get that mug?
Hmm... maybe a job as a nurse at a rehab center for alcoholics, that would be ironic...
TheDrunkWalrus 2 years ago
you likey drunkards mug, huh??
FatWagar 2 years ago
Start a dog walking service.
USoSilly2Me 2 years ago
oh hell now that would be funny!!
FatWagar 2 years ago
lol are you really drunk?
HelmetBoyAndFriends 2 years ago
LMAO...no
FatWagar 2 years ago
Get a job tending bar. It's right up your alley.
Get a job watching little kids. You can nap when they do.
Luv, kisses, hugs and pisses,
Mooz
moomay11649 2 years ago
You kill me.. oh my god.. HAHAHAHAA>.. way to awesome.. The job at the liquor store.. oh crap... The dancer thing just to much... I think you would do great a the DMV.. plenty of time for drinking and you don't have to give customer service.. Oh yeah.. YOU ROCK THE DOC...
FeelTheDoctor 2 years ago
thanks Doc..back at ya!
FatWagar 2 years ago
HA HA very cool *****stars; )
Kabuki0009 2 years ago
I didn't see the drunk lady mug before...I love it!!! A job at the liquor store and drunk lady = trouble, lol. Geez, I've seen people like this who make excuses and say they can't do anything, but they drink way too damn much. Great video, lol
SerinaJK 2 years ago
I got that mug for Xmas!!
FatWagar 2 years ago
It's the best, I want one, LOL
SerinaJK 2 years ago 2
yooooo
FatRants 2 years ago
you make me smile!
xoexo
edenbainbridge 2 years ago
DITTO
FatWagar 2 years ago
oh my cheese...I can't stop laughing...:3
you're too awesome!
~ambs
SupHobagg 2 years ago
thank you for watchin my lunacy!!
FatWagar 2 years ago
Drunk Lady should pole dance
livelifealwaystoo 2 years ago
I had a great idea...but, that was before I had the beers.
hallbe 2 years ago
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hallbe 2 years ago
She could work at a bar making mix-drinks. :-)
colorina1980 2 years ago
you should stick to what your good at...... maybe a social worker in an addiction program? just saying!
halfpastprime 2 years ago
i love the drunk lady ;)
falloutgurl247 2 years ago
no...she loves you!! :)
FatWagar 2 years ago