Bacon Rocket

[raysond]

got here from smosh website :P

[TheDaftpunk02]

If i built that rocket it would take 3 months and 24 packs of bacon before i would get to step two of building the rocket. Because i would eat the bacon before than

[ArjayBlogs]

No you cant make a rocket from bacon, you can wrap bacon round a rocket though.

[ok2431]

I used to make bacon rocket, then i took a rocket to the knee..

[roflmaobbqwtflol]

@ok2431 you should be shot for making rocket to the knee jokes...

[WillumRocks]

BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

[KillerLiesMotionless]

HAHAHAHAHA

[MrBananaguy123]

at the end: FAIL.

[LinkaleeLewis]

Can you imagine a world with hover bacon?

[Virtimera]

"Oh, my God!

Oh, Shit!"

Since when, those two are synonyms?

[r0cketplumber]

Who'd a thunk it?

[bazookadale]

Idiots! it wasn't the bacon that failed, it was the horizontal launch! Rockets are always launched within 30 degrees of vertical

[MrDirdal]

what a waste of good bacon :(

[TheAngelValerie1]

I cant tell if that was a fail or a win! a fail cuz you have to buy a new window, or a win because when youre buying the window and the window guy asks what happened, you will say "a bacon rocket flew through the window"... the guy's reaction would be priceless!!! making it a win.?' yeah defiantly a win!

[RythmASh]

did the bacon rocket hit your eyes??

awsome!!

[Braedi14]

I feel that song could be on Phineas and Ferb!! XD

[wowadiict]

Smosh pit brought me. Or bacon.. or maybe im high.

[hawksk8er12]

This aint rocket science. THIS IS BACON SCIENCE!

[cakemaster10]

What a waste of lovely bacon, but is still awesome!

[thenofxer]

I find this video easy to mas... aww never mind.

[IvanKesja]

Can't we all get along, by uniting over how awesome chicken is instead. like in the simpsons.. almost.

[xfactor541]

BACON ROCKET! THATS SMART!

[DJanicke]

this should b on failblog

[xXRandomestUserXx]

Smosh brought me here

[PowerTowerE]

i love the song

[xxKadexxShebyxx]

BAHA! I have bacon grease all over my ****in' iPod screen -.-

[daboy432king]

@xxKadexxShebyxx ?

[kdcomics]

where can i download the song?

[CaptHoratioPugwash]

Hehe, that is what you get when you eat the guidance chip.

[Lhowie501]

They forgot to close the window :D

[maxzmo13]

@Lhowie501 no they didn't, the rocket broke the window

[rangerdanger73]

Does anyone agree with me when i say this looks like the main characters backyard in Shawn of the dead?

[busdriver824]

all you need now is a drive up window,

or maybe NOT, it seems to fine open windows on it's owe =P

[DeathByStiel]

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[bigjfizzyo]

(I'm not trying to sound rude.) How did they think this was a good idea... lolcats.

[Minimanta2]

Oh damn that alarm scared the crap out of me XD I thought it was my own fire alarm O.O

[fuckcomments]

hmm I think bacon would be fine, you just need better engineers ;)

[Fooksalt]

I must say, this is rather good

[andy4an]

Where has this video been hiding for the last year?!

Must. Tell. Everyone.

[LeBartman]

Myth: busted.

[JayJayandF]

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING A DELICIOUS BREAKFAST! i hope your happy.

[Darkagedd]

Ingredients: bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips

[Schizophrenia222]

but will it blend?

[TheSeemenow]

duuudddeee.....u looookkk soooo highhhhh!!!.... haha

[tanabomb]

awww flying tasty!!

[azizborashed]

I have that shirt :D

[dansidan888]

hmm takes rocket and putting into oven....seams safe



[kingman1245]

Your so dead when your mom gets home she told you not to play with your food !

Also do you think eating that piece of bacon made it crash ? I DO !

[FloProproductions]

Smosh sent me here! "Shut up!"

[TheSoggyStick]

@FloProproductions Shut up is right...

[HbGdS41]

@FloProproductions me too!

[ZekeGenter]

Is it just me or does this house look a lot like the one off of Shawn of the Dead?

[thewindsrequiem]

The tastiest death.

[RuthMools]

"It is inconcievable that it could fail".

[Windclaw]

Don't give up on this! It could work! IT COULD WORK!!!

[Camplosion]

This is the most badass thing I've seen in a LOOOOOONG time.

[Lateralus03]

Waste of bacon.. tsk tsk.

[SSt4rr]

SCREW MARS, this is what NASA needs to develop

[brentstockford]

thumbs up if you saw the rubber ducky at 1:01!!

[superpie97]

when can i buy the song on itunes?

[rathergoodstuff]

@superpie97 It's on iTunes now! On the album The Ham Machine. See the link in the vid details above!

[Daniel55556]

Now thats what I call fast food.

[CaptainKqus]

@Daniel55556 YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

[johnnyKillmore]

Fantastic. One less thing I have to do myself, since I can always refer to this video instead of smashing out my own house windows.

Bonus points for the theme song; really tied the experiment together.

[pugsandkittehs]

Nice theme song for the bacon rocket

[MrIcecreamStick]

why didn't they just eat the beacon?

[7222Brit]

lol at viking helmet

[drplbiftin]

you're the greatest person ever 

[DRTMaverick]

You should use harder crackers for the fins instead of flimsy toast.

[coolchu7]

R u all just sciencey geeky awesome people who post random stuff 2 youtube???

[stelth96]

Launch it at Iraq and Afghanistan and whatch all of the muslims cower in terror!!!!

[HelpfulLawrence]

i thought i bacon rocket was when you use bacon grease to jerk off , Jason "Bacon" Baker style..

[SickOfThisCrap1]

They should fire bacon rockets at the taliban...they would soon run for the hills!

[TalksWithDirt]

@SickOfThisCrap1 D00d, that's a great idea. We could make the MOABB. The Mother of All Bacon Bomb. Not only does it kill you, but your body parts get covered in bacon. No entry to paradise, great smell after a bombing raid, and the price of pork bellies will shoot through the roof.

[myhotzone]

Damn you burnt swine enthusiasts. I was doing something really complicated and serious when I came across this video. Now all I can think about is bacon and rocketry. And somehow I can smell bacon. I also demand an extended version of your theme tune. :D

[kittyzilla90]

Too much time on your hands

[crazyyella]

@kittyzilla90 I love the "too much time on your hands" remarks. You were on YouTube for a reason. Merely viewing a video on YouTube is grounds to receive the "too much time on your hands" remark. We are all guilty.

[TalksWithDirt]

Guys, that song is great! If I make a rocket engine that really burns bacon as a fuel, can I use your song in my video?

[KeyOfEthios]

I demand an extended version of the song.

[BOROLAD345]

the bacons burnt :/

[ScORCHo]

that looks like shaun's house from "Shaun of the Dead".

[ReplicA63]

I would really like to eat the bacon rocket. I think I love bacon rocket

[Lortagreb]

haha broke the window and the fire alarm went off

[deej7]

How can this possibly be disliked...it has bacon and explosions.  Fucking philistines.

[Pighood]

Jacqs is not pleased.

[JayzaJedi]

This is literally THE BEST thing my eyes have ever witnessed!!!!

[420BCBIGBUD]

so good i had to subscribe

[Zorro12373]

Joel Veitch, you are a genius!

[RockinHeliboy]

how dare you waste bacon

[nattydread]

holy fucking shit. this is awesome in more ways than I can conceive.

[RedneckSpaceMan]

Joel, don't give up! Next time, make absolutely sure your guide-line is much more securely anchored at each end. Looks to me like it may have failed at the far end. Also, maybe a heavier line. 25-pound-test might suffice. You might also want to consider a different location. Testing bacon-rockets next to the house is not a good idea!

v/r

-RSM

[puresurplus]

yum. bacon rocket. nuff said.

[CrowValen]

Waste of perfectly good bacon.

[thecurtle]

Straight for the window lol, that rocket was an asshole

[imnotstpid]

"oh my god!"

"shit"

i loled

[mathias921]

You are one greedy son of a bitch!

[hexcrackerjtj]

ROFL fail bacon rokit

[Achronos14]

Thats what you get for wasting heavenly bacon!

[T1000HD]

HAIRY WILL SAVE THE DAY!!!

[felisd]

I'd say it's less that bacon doesn't make a good rocket material, and more that toast makes lousy rocket fins. :)

[xtinmancamx]

Their house reminds me of Shaun of the Dead.

[katakis1]

Did you eat it?

[fury2112]

Ummm...maybe you should've launched it someplace that wasn't, you know, right next to a goddamn window.

[DeASplode]

Found it funny, but now I want Bacon...

[CainmosniMirrored]

You guys are a bunch of idiots. Why didn't you go vertical?

[fartohard]

Love you guys, (in a manly way) been a fan for years and stuff like this is why

[Pogglefish]

Is that Viking a permanent feature of your garden now?

[MrMoaningLisa]

It's inconceivable that it could fail.

[mememehehee]

Can I hav 1

I hav the most anoyin neighbour in the entire universe lol

[Zaberath]

SUCCESS!!!!

[0XZeroEx]

??????? It was funny that a rocket made of BACON managed to break a large hole in a window!!!

[sp00nf33d]

@0XZeroEx Cpt. Obvious strikes again.

[whitesideskill]

lulz

[tomfaulkner1]

lol

that song is awesome

[kieetnfuud]

I loves ya Joel - sorry about the window...and the house...! My family have been your fans since 2001!

[ANDTORR]

You better have eaten that bacon after you were done with your experiment. The interwebs has a zero tolerance policy for bacon wasteage.

[ChibiNinjaStudios]

Your results proved negative... I'm trying this anyway.

[demon80]

great...is 4 am here and Im thinking in bacon,, but already eat all the bacon....cant wait!!!!!!

[apolloblaze1814]

awesome!

[ricaroo94]

HAHAHAAHAA

[TomLad]

fucking quality!!!!!!!!!!

[spartanses]

pause at 1:03

its the garden from Shaun of the Dead ! :o

[OmegaDust]

please waste more food

[blobloblo6]

@OmegaDust please stop kissing ass

[2naruto1]

what about useing bacon as a rocket fuel ?

[Kippyan]

OSHI-

[MQnoob]

I propose that we make a rocket out of bacon and use it to fly to mars!

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

Explain that one to the insurance company:

"How did your home catch on fire?"

"Bacon Rocket."

[HeartlessOcean9]

@eight6sevenfive3oh9 LOLOL

[ItsBenHarden]

The "bacon rocket" song makes the video like 4x better lol.

[bennyboy613]

HAHA I thought that was my smoke alarm @ 1:32 XD

[MelvinMelvin321]

Gold! ;)

[dannyrempel]

OH GOD, THAT WAS AMAZING!



[muffintoo1]

lmao

[harrypmgs]

ahahahaahahaha

[albygonzo]

I laughed convulsively.

[chickenmobile]

LOL it went through the window. I did see it go inside on the first go, but I thought the window was open.

[SHOTGUNSRULE]

OH SHIT IT WENT IN THE HOUSE XD

[fr0stb1t39054]

Holy that would suck try and fix the window with bacon!

[dmldt1]

whats the name of the cool guy!!!

[rathergoodstuff]

@dmldt1 Which one do you mean? We are all very cool.

[dmldt1]

@rathergoodstuff  that's true...

[RedneckSpaceMan]

@dmldt1: His name is Joel Veitch. He's quite possibly the greatest scientific mind of all time! He recently blew the lid off the whole internet coverup! The internet has been revealed to be made of cats!

[dmldt1]

@RedneckSpaceMan OH my god!!! now he's my only inspiration in life...

[dmldt1]

@dmldt1 I ♥♥♥ JOEL VEITCH

[tooninoz1]

@dmldt1 Sid.

[Fireflylegend]

i laughed histaricaly with that one XD

[OckhamDeRazor]

Do the numbers count down? Warning, this is just a comment test.

[brickbat44]

Fucking class and is that DCI gene hunts grand kid?

LMAO

[Aleowiciuos]

Interesting faucet over the sink and very nice house. Do ya'll make a lot of money making Bacon Rockets and Spam Daggers and Luncheon Meat Truncheons? You must to have such a nice house. Where can I sign up for this job?

[icelez]

@super @funny @straight @into @the @house

[kynoceph]

brilliant genius godlike (well sort of) I laughed till ectoplasm came out of my juicebox if you know what I mean

[carbonrocket]

Now thats good use of U tube, scientific and informative. I myself will not be making a bacon rocket!

Thanks for bringing this to the public so we dont make similar mistakes

[THeAAPPLEFreak]

One of the best videos that I've seen in a while.

"CONCLUSION: BACON IS NOT A SUITABLE MATERIAL FOR BUILDING ROCKETS."

[FalowaneMusic]

:D British people have the greatest ideas.

[Trevosamo]

lmao, epic dudes.

And I want that shirt

[tux937534]

lucky nothing caught fire in your house, it could have gone much worse than that!

[Kom3tBrawl]

Song must go on iTunes.

[migduh]

Sound like Blur

[nawn23]

HHahahaaaaa EPIC

[MrApophis]

Ha shirt

[voicetube]

OMG.. you guys are beyond genius!!  Wow. 10 stars.

[NORW00D]

I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so much at one video, and I've seen some good ones.

[suckithardnfast]

"The pinnacle of human achievement"

Haha oh wow. Also I was about to say "You should have closed your window" but then I saw it broke through it!

[GModPlaya]

i wonder how you explain that to the fire dept...

[boinky333]

NICE SHIRT!

[MrTaullie]

It went through the window with such ease

[goatwithgonorrhea]

Joel Veitch is the best thing since sliced jesus

[LynnTerraFurry]

That was epic and awesome. Bacon FTW!

[Farcry437]

damn, that was great, I love our unique creativity

[9isaac9]

awesome

[the88thcrazy]

Fun stuff.

[sersoft2]

rofl he broke the window

[nephersir7]

Thanks for extending the awareness of that fact to people who are already watching the video. Via this insightful comment, you provided a very worthy service to the youtube community and deserve to be thanked!

Thank you for your insightful comment, sersoft2!!!

[CobaltRebellion]

LMAO!!!

[lootplx]

hahaha

[Andreask93]

this is......AWESOME!!

[SandersonCallum]

0nwed