Royal Wedding Tat Review

[PinBallReviewer]

This made me laugh a lot! ;)

Keep the videos comming. ;)

[NA3LKER]

man i wish there could be another royal wedding, then i can get another day off college.

[TedsinghAdams996]

They sell that fudge stuff every where just with different postcards on the front

[XMBarrett]

I believe that the Royal Wedding was just an excuse for people to get pissed....

[Themaniacnextdoor]

I tried to watch this in class and they blocked my internet.

[oreov12]

10:50 and now I have to clean Pepsi off of my screen.

[MissBowler1998]

They got married on my brothers birthday april 29th x

[FuriousJack20]

250,000th view :D

[nayte23]

when the royal wedding was on i was getting pissed in magaluf on rugby tour.... so i avoided that snorefest

[IpodGenius3]

If you don't know what tat means, it's basically crap

[GoNinty]

Slightly unrelated but the day of the royal wedding there was supposed to be a party in my local park but a bomb was left there and they had to get the bomb squad and a bomb robot in xD

[leejiasengthepro1]

i love your channel put alot of review thanks

[WoobooRidesAgain]

I was half expecting to see a "Mankind Retrievals William" in here, as insane as the wedding got.

[tabbyaboutroots]

@WoobooRidesAgain yo its Retieval Mankinds Batman/William - get your fatabatarang's right bro

[GamingLegendOJR]

Lol half life

[meowandmeow]

this was the first ashens video I ever watched. Been hooked ever since <3

[moonlightkisu]

lol, made by "PMS"

[moonlightkisu]

clotted cream fudge does not sound delicious.

[dingo596]

11:40 i'll never have to work a day in my life

[inuyashacoolieo]

2:35 That's What She Said

[Us47THranger]

my parents so wanted to watch the wedding and when it was on my little brother snapped the TV cabal with i don`t know a knife or something and my parents were so angry at him LOL

[FluffFaceProductions]

@Us47THranger,

send my regards to your little brother. ^.^

[Killerthewolfdog]

What about Grace van Cutsem? We need products with her face on it!

[WhatTheTuckMick]

you are the best critic ever

[DaemonTFO]

P N S -Giggles-

[MetroidFreak123]

i see you like half life 2, ashens

[ozzer1999]

the bells handle is just wrong

[quinncyquinnquinn]

@ozzer1999 thats cos the handles are bellends

[FluffFaceProductions]

So much for our great British craftsmanship...

[iammeandmeishallbe]

@FluffFaceProductions

probably actually made in china

[FluffFaceProductions]

@iammeandmeishallbe

Which is exactly my point, all this shit was made in china :D

[iammeandmeishallbe]

@FluffFaceProductions Oh I see you were either speaking retrospectfully or sarcastically. Sorry, my misunderstanding.

[MrJvo123]

Thr Royal Wedding is on the same day as my b-day. :D ?

[xxCATWALKproductions]

the royal wedding was so blooming boring :) it took them so long to walk up the friggin isle. i got bored.

[mallpunk182]

Man I'm so happy to say I'm British and didn't watch the Royal Wedding

[spongebot64]

@mallpunk182 Do you want to know what I did during the event? Went to the local swimming pool. Never gave any fucks about it.

[mallpunk182]

@spongebot64 haha good going!

[Amaranthus616]

@spongebot64 yeah i didnt care either, i just stayed home in my room. nobody in my house even watched it, nobody i know even spoke about it before or afterwards aside from the occasional "im not bothered about it"

[spongehenify]

i loved how you said "decorative bell"

[MyCoolboy17]

I remember when the roal wedding came around and I had planned to watch it because it's like a once in a lifetime thing and me living on the west coast of canada I would have watched it at 1 in the morning but instead I woke up vilontly ill and throwing up all over the place, so not how I wanted to spend that day

[darkorbitfanatic]

You've got it wrong, step 4 is ???? Step 5 is profit

[23tinkerbell101014]

My mum has got that calendar

[sirp0p0]

Broken already? Who made this?

"Made in Britain"

Aahhhhh....

[johnwx777]

An excellent wedding.

[CharmieKid]

You should have shown the Royal Condoms (Yes, they exist)

[eklipsegirl]

@CharmieKid they exist, but it doesn't mean that they are based on the Royal Wedding.

[CharmieKid]

@eklipsegirl I remember seeing something about Royal Wedding Condoms.

[willku9000]

@CharmieKid that is HILARIOUS. XD....... and strangely awesome. :3

[MrGabrielicious]

@CharmieKid wat???!!!

[AviatorStudios]

@CharmieKid OMFG!! THEY DO!!! They're called "Crown Royals"

YUCKY.

[xxamadeus84xx]

wow who really cares about the royal wedding?

[HeavenlySword]

@xxamadeus84xx I guess not a lot of people, as it happened months ago.

[GermanShepherdsRule9]

pippa midleton had some ass in her gown :P

[Pizzaguy100TV]

royal wedding music broken lol 14:01

[Syndication]

Was that a moomintroll reference, with the antlion?

[Zangamarth]

@Syndication antlions are old, very old in fact.

[Zangamarth]

Half Life old as a matter of fact.

[tratan3]

@Zangamarth Actually antlions are even older than Half Life, they're a real creature that eats ants! I saw them in Sim Ant first, but they're probably older than humanity I'd guess.

[MFAtlas]

@tratan3 But he said "Didn't have his crowbar with him." So that was a HL2 reference.

[abbadeen]

i brought that same cup today, also i brought some boobee drinks aswell. but a boobee had an hole in it and it went all over the mug. that made me somewhat sad. :/

[unoriginalizednames]

an excellent wedding ( an excellent divorce )

[Source90000]

4:31 Catherine and William: Zombie Edition.

[KuchiboyROBLOX]

I lol'd at the fudge.

[gunsmithbasic]

you should put that stuff through a dishwasher and see how much paint stays on :)

[TheDumbassbuffet]

my wifi connection dropped. don't make me watch another ad

[whatthemeh]

What is the appeal of this? The only thing remotely entertaining about watching this guy look at tat is his voice.

[FullMetalAlcohol]

@whatthemeh Then get the fuck of his channel.

[thx134]

has any one noticed that the handle of the bell looks like a dick

[whaowman]

@thx134 yup :D 4:00 "DICKrotive bell!"

[RSJustTrees]

What the heck are you gonna use a mug that can't be microwaved for?

[louietheduke]

well think of it this way, the wedding cost england a huge price tag-maybe the crap is to help pay some of it off XD

[TomAlexWhyte4SALE]

half life !!

[TomAlexWhyte4SALE]

i eat while watching ashens

[MWRTGaming]

LOL that Fudge thing happend to me too

[ashipod13]

i love the annotation of william joining the poweer rqngers

[notuploadingman]

Fool, everyone knows step three is profit

[wierderthanwierd]

I have that same pocket knife cutter thingy!

[sporetox]

Prince William is going to Rip 64 people's throats out.

[One3teen]

If they get divorced you should make a video were you burn all this Toot. And by if, i mean when.

[SisterToSleepx]

Yo dawg, I heard you like polyester.

[Coolguyrob2006]

Those pictures of William make him look like the cockmongler

[LareBearProductions]

Four part plan is this:

1: No royalty photos

2: Sell to idiots immediately

3: Quick money for manufacturers leading directly to number

4: PROFIT, for making.

[Darcoth]

@Alexydag I find it amusing that you're trying to change something that is already a joke into a joke. :P

But I get what you mean, it does sound a bit like PNS. But then PNS sounds more like Peahness than Penis...

[Darcoth]

@Alexydag It's PMS. 

[SatelliteExile]

clotted cream fudge looks like caramel. Does it taste like caramel?

[MasterLeafVideos]

They still sell this crap at my local 99p store.

[TEOKGaming]

@r4rev Why do people keep thinking "retarded" is spelt "retarted"? I am just interested. I mean, it doesn't even sound like a "t".

[EmperorFour]

this video is the only good thing that happen in result of that wedding

[Subscriber01236]

thats what i've always wanted a plate for not eating on YAY

pathetic

[LittleMissMacintosh]

._.

[shakejuntbitches]

Thank you! wolfiewolfe!!!!!

[Wolfiewolfe]

I saw those plates in the shop, I think it's ridiculous, I slept all day when the wedding was on.

[Promptard]

"Would you like some fudge with your box full of air, sir"

ROFL

[AREASHIFTYONE]

i've got some of the fudge. its tattastic.

[Machdude]

At least the postcard and the clotted cream fudge are actual items, albeit a cheap cash in. The rest were, laughable at best.

[BruckLeee]

What is it with all these powerade ads!?

[marioman3424]

@BruckLeee Get AddBlock Plus for Firefox.

[TheDMCDante13]

@BruckLeee mine is petmeds lol. :3

[RunAndCoke]

@BruckLeee get adblock man

[Pichu441]

@BruckLeee Just get adblock. Makes life much easier.

[KantorekBaumerB14]

growths on your bellend huh?

[Dudikofflpcfleming]

Please make a video smashing all the tat

[v1vd2d]

Are you going to make a video where you destroy all the crap you have bought?

[matthewrobinsonsz]

@v1vd2d propbally at bonfire night

[Ninecoder9]

After seeing this video, I wanted to punch that ho and ugly mug ( Joke not intended )

[de132]

Kinda sad that the US aired more coverage of the wedding than the UK. Anyway, good video.

[TheSPARTANJ13]

The half life reference was awesome

[TheHyperMango]

I beat you! haha I went to France to get away from it all

[NeoTStyle]

"It's the obligatory mug! Not just me for buying it but yeah..."

lol :3

[PerianArdocyl]

7:38 How odd, I was just thinking that. o_o

[sporetox]

Thumbs up is you hovered your mouse over the spot on the plate waiting for him to poin it out.

[OCDLibrarian]

what does Tat mean?

[netcvb]

@OCDLibrarian It means it's a crappy product.

[SakuraAvalon]

@OCDLibrarian Cheap rubbish, I assume. 

[XtremeGoose]

Did anyone else notice the shape and the line at the top of the bell, and how it reminded me of something...

[sikvenum82]

wtf is clotted cream and what does it taste like?

[furiousajp]

@sikvenum82 Clotted cream is cream that has clotted and it tasted as you would expect a clotted dairy product to taste.

[sikvenum82]

@furiousajp gee that helps A LOT.........(sarcasm) We don't have clotted cream in America(its not very common at least) and I've never tasted it or any other clotted dairy product because we don't clot our dairy products. Can you maybe get a little more specific??

[furiousajp]

@sikvenum82 First of all, I'm from America and I know that "clot" is a VERY common word. the fact that you don't know what It means is shocking. Second, you obviously don't understand sarcasm. I gave a ridiculously wrong answer to a ridiculously blunt question because it's something you could have easily looked up yourself.

[sikvenum82]

@furiousajp I know what clotting is. I've just never heard of clotted cream before. I live on the western seaboard and I've never seen any fudge flavour like clotted cream. I looked it up smart one. There is no description of taste.

[furiousajp]

@sikvenum82 *sigh* CREAM. It tastes like cream! If you really knew what "clotted" meant you would know that it was not a flavor! You're question has the most obvious answer and you still just don't get it. Clotted cream tastes like CLOTTED CREAM! Oh and by the way, there is a description on taste if you LOOK UP A DESCRIPTION ON TASTE. or perhaps even wikipedia which describes clotted cream as having a "nutty cooked milk flavor". In other words, MOST THICK CREAM SOLD IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW.

[Tayg0]

@furiousajp You're quite the smart-ass aren't you? Telling him "It tastes like most think cream sold in America" would have been fine.

[Freekour8]

Hmmmm. Ive noticed that unlike everyone else here that the tip of the bell at 4:47 okks quite a bit like a penis. Is something wrong with me?

[Darkath800]

They got married on my birthday :(

[MrCoolSponge]

there a comic of the Royal Wedding

[Landmark356]

@MrCoolSponge Not sure if want... : /

[2BunnyReturns]

Do you have a massive dumpster full of stuff you've reviewed? If you do, I'd like to see a video of that.

[No32ElrProductions]

They are still selling this tat in my local 99p store -_-

[Kioikio]

After seeing the quality of this stuff i realized i could make better stuff

and i have no experience and training in anything

[cartmanschili]

At 6:17 on, he Enjoyed the shit out of that fudge. i would know I'm stoned.

[ephemeralprotagonist]

I'm interested to know what kind of person buys this kind of tat? Who wakes up in the morning and seriously thinks: "I want to buy a crappy plate with an awfully rendered image of William and Kate and stick it up on my mantel piece?"

Probably the same council-house scum you see featured on Jeremy Kyle?

[BowserKoopaFTW]

@ipodtouchhugger [replies] no. no you're not :)

[techDIGGER]

-nyancat-

[MrCadefulp]

The fact that i'm Canadian and that i have to listen to people talk about them on the news everyday fucking gets me so enraged. SO ENRAGED. Nobody in my family likes the British monarchy, and thats beceause our fucking tax money goes straight to them, we also had to pay 1.5 Million dollars for these bastards to come over here.

[calum341]

@MrCadefulp Hey, i really hate the whole "King and Queen" thing, the amount you payed for them to go to canada was repayed at least 10 times over in tourism money etc..

[MrCadefulp]

@calum341 The thing is, i'm still pissed that my tax money goes to them.

[theravendemon]

I just noticed on the drink serving tray they actually covered part of William's name up with the "drink serving tray" sticker.

[qwex11]

I seriosly thought you would get the fish looking packaging opener thing to open the calendar

[laharlxyz]

The prince will have your head on a pike after he sees this!!!

[MADNIKstudios]

NEW FROM ASHENS:CLOTTED CREAM FUDGE WATCH!

TOP GEAR ON BBC 2,EIGHT O' CLOCK ,BBC 2 FOR TOP GEAR

[One3teen]

"WOOO get in there!" Ok, now THAT is definitly what she said.

[UggmunsStudios]

I always knew Prince William was actually Gordon Freeman in disguise.

[ThisisNik1]

the top of the bell looks like a penis

not that explains the May photo

[Stealth995]

I thought he was reviewing a Tatoo

[000Mazno000]

Was that a Half-Life reference?

[wierderthanwierd]

HALF LIFE REFERENCE 

[MrThestig8]

@ipodtouchhugger Nope! You're not alone!

[kibiki2]

3:10 I keep seeing Ozzy Osborn

[DemonKid1996]

Look at the top half of the bell at 4:47 ....do you see it?

God I'm mature!

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

@DemonKid1996 yeah your craving some of tht alright

[nerfman2227]

point point point

[Hazy992]

nice clender! :P

[Ninjazap1]

Aren't those months in the wrong order?

[SUP3Rtoastr]

What has the Gays.com advert next to the video got to do with the video?

[NA3LKER]

i saw one of those royal wedding pillows in the back of a car a few days ago

[freakunique]

When you said that the fudge was hard I was screaming "fudge is meant to be soft!" Because toffee is meant to be hard (the fact that many toffee blocks included their own hammer is a dead give-away) whereas fudge is meant to be softer.

I'm surprised my folks didn't start wondering what I was screaming at.

[AZNFlipy12]

YEY ANTLION!

[AJFedora]

You'll never guess what i found at my local tat store! ''Knit your own royal wedding''

I'm dead serious!

[drago433]

lol freeest...

[drago433]

lazy arse wont even make a royal intro.... shame on you.

[roboraptor10]

"Didn't have his crowbar with him to fend it off"

Half-Life 2 Reference, never thought I'd find one of them in an Ashen video. :D

[TheVeisonchen]

thumps up for 256 color On the plate picture LMAO

[jojococoa]

full of lead.

[FlamingIceRock]

ashens should review guns and other dangerous tat

[zanuha]

@FlamingIceRock

You think he can get a gun in the UK?

Also, guns aren't dangerous.

[FlamingIceRock]

@zanuha i dont see why not. and it depends on what gun and if you know what your doing

[codemaster667]

@zanuha Indeed guns aren't all that dangerous, it's the bloke holding the gun who's dangerous...

[ClubbySuperCharged]

What if you dropped the cup on the floor :P

[dannyhalofan]

i was supried that the cardboard was not the display stand 21 months because that is how long there merrage is going to last.

[dannyhalofan]

i was supried that the cardboard was not the display stand.

[RL968]

awww man i was eating >.<