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  • Try holding "J" button and press like on this post to see a cool hack..

  • good thing it was a mac

  • This is just epic!! :D

  • I'm not the only one that tried to login to his paypal am i?

    Also how u do dis

  • zoz?

  • great. great use of the key chain logger to find out the address of the current location of the computer.

  • One of the best things I've watched on YouTube! I do wonder what happened to Melvin, though.

  • This guy got extremely lucky. The concept of having a IP daemon running, and a remote access method seems smart. There are many secure options available, personally I use LogMeIn which will allow me to remotely wake the computer and connect to it regardless of router configuration. It would be interesting to see An IP daemon implemented at the BIOS level, this way theft recovery could occur even if the machine was wiped.

  • 10:28 I SAW THAT GUY EARLIER. LMFAOO

  • @snoxeri LOL!

  • TL;DW

  • @dampsandwich i had the same feeling but once he gets into the story its actually entertaining

  • @XmanUNITED4lifeX I'll give it another try

  • This is awesome. I wouldn't have been so nice as to turn the theif over to the police. Ruin life tactics FTW.

  • good job dude ;)

  • That awkward moment when you realize this isn't really "hacking". He was simply accessing a VNC server he had setup on his own machine..

  • i would scare the shit out of him with the voice thing and steal all his $ from his bank account.

  • Wow good hacking:P

  • Nice one ZOZ!

  • i wouldnt have gone to the police. i would have just let him keep the computer but cleaned out his bank account, if it had any money. if not, then i would have gone to the police.

  • @bobbintb That's called credit card fraud

  • @liljunkyard8 so? the guy robbed him. whats he gonna do? go to the police and say "this guy i stole from stole back from me"?

  • I'm scared and impressed. 

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  • this is hilarious need to learn how to protect my computer like that!

  • Dimondearingwearingdouchebags

    MAKE THAT HAPPEN!

  • he should have taken all the pics and mailed it to the thief's house before calling the cops.

  • If you do a google search for his name, the first result is this dudes facebook!

  • I think its Justice served

  • What if the computer was sold offline? People like this guy might have sold the computer personally. He might have bought it from a friend and not know it was stolen.

    Awesome video anyway :)

  • @mrpaul94 If he bought it from a friend, his friend could have given him the passwords or would have cleaned the hard drives. He must have known it was stolen.

  • Don't fuck with nerds.

  • Lesson number one: ALWAYS FORMAT STOLEN COMPUTERS!

  • Don't be black... don't be black... don't be black....

  • His facebook account is still up!

  • 5:24 "Porn?!"

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  • he likes big butts and cannot lie

    the cookie file won't deny

  • he likes big butts and he cannot lie

  • How does he not format the drives in 2 years? Da fuck...... He actually had it for 2 years and didn't install a single program?

  • Those thieves actually happened to noticed you had a mac and were tying to do you the favor of disposing it for you.

  • who the hell uses dialup anymore?? what is this '95?

  • @jonlarry0507 more like 05

  • STOP MAKING THAT FUCKING SMACKING NOISE.

  • 9:40 I AMGONAGETYOU MU THR FU CKUR

  • 5:50 MONTHS! FUCK!

  • cool 5* hacker :D

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  • Melvin Guzman is actually really on Facebook. Lol.

  • @markslo111 Melvn Guzman*

  • this post is hacked, you can like it 3 times

  • @softilol You can dislike it multiple times too!

  • oooooouuuuuyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee­aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

  • Lips smacking..

  • He gots a good accent, you MORON !

  • 10:27 "I saw that guy earlier."

  • Sounds Aussie/American to me.

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  • So it is true. Douchebags gravitate to each other.

  • GOLD - the doofus who pinched the computer using it to look at booty pics

  • The thing i love most is that when he mentions rating everything in terms of zombie defense, the audience doesn't take it as a joke line at all.

  • @inademv I only laughed because I thought I was the only one.

  • EPIC WIN!!!

  • this was fucking awsome

  • hahaha

    too bad you didnt just use him bank account to purchase a new set of computers and hard drives prior to turning his info in...

    but he'll have fun in prison with everyone's icon.

  • @MavaDnb >>>"REAL hacks are performed on linux "

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    So, so wrong. Some of the best hackers started on 8 bit machines like Ataris, Commodores (or 16 bit Amigas)

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    Unix didn't really become popular with hackers until later (90s). Try to expand your historical knowledge beyond just the last 1 or 2 decades

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  • "I was slurping gigabytes of my data from his dialup"

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    Uh. No. A 33k dialup connection can only upload 14 megabytes per hour, and that would slow the connection, and make the guy notice

    .

  • @harleykman From what I notice about the guy that stole the computer  he wouldn't notice some shit like that. I'm surprised he found the power button.

  • accent is like half american half australian wtf :/

  • Now he can make duckface in prison :V

  • @ZaynahZihoa he isnt. lol.

  • @ZaynahZihoa haha

  • You should have brought the computer on stage. =)

  • @litchtarbeiter that is not his facebook link. Lmao

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  • Smart hacker or dumb crook? Anyone with half a brain cell would know to get rid of the hard drive!!!!

  • so fucking AWESOME!!!!!

  • Hacking Skills: Awesome. Power Point Skills: Lame.

  • @Eihort thats not hacking.... -_-

  • what a stupid NIGGGER!! haha

  • @ManvsMachine7 Bitch ass, fuck yo shit. we gon find you, we gon find you. so you can run and tell that, homeboy.

  • How can he have "gone too far"? Remember this is his OWN computer, no matter who is in illegal possession of it- it's his property. There's no law against hacking your own computer. And just look at the photos . . . this guy is a king douchebag no matter if he is the original thief or not.

  • @InkCityFilms He really shouldn't of put the naked pictures of woman who had nothing to do with this into the slide show. No problem with him doing anything else he did.

  • @Tapey01 What are you 12

  • Fail. One massive assumption here was that the guy in possession of the Mac is the same guy who broke in and stole it two years earlier. Thieves typically don't keep the things they steal. In two years, this is probably the fifth person in possession of this machine. And now his docs are posted when he could be completely innocent.

  • @diggingforgold

    if you buy stolen goods, you are in possession. therefore you are an accessory in crime. He is therefore he is not innocent. Go back to school and take some law classes.

  • @diggingforgold So you mean you wouldent be worried if u bought that computer from someone leagally. That is completly locked, You cant install anything and dont find that weird?

  • @diggingforgold lol dude... Buying stolen property aint that innocent is it?

  • @diggingforgold If not the thief, he's at least guilty of buying or receiving, keeping and using stolen goods. He had no paperwork for the hardware and no passwords etc. It was obviously a previously owned machine but the seller would not have been able to give him the info the owner would know.

  • @diggingforgold are you serious? for fuck's sake....

  • has a very strange accent

  • @Nebelwerfer89 Australian

  • He sounds exactly like Barry Kripke from "The Big Bang Theory" xD

  • The dude's a douchebag, but he's probably not the one who stole it. Thieves don't break into houses in Boston and then run away to Vegas. They fence the things they steal. That computer probably changed hands five or six times over the course of those two years before ending up in some random guy's hands in Vegas.

  • I do agree how the guy FOUND the computer and MOST of the info he got. But when he put the keylogger on it he may have crossed the line from investigation to hacking. As for the accent, it sounds like an Oz accent heavily influenced by Boston. (Or as I like to say, "Bahhstin"!)

  • @azsteviegee Well, he bought the computer didn't he? It was his, no? How is it crossing the line to install a keylogger on your own computer? Maybe he had it installed before it was stolen . . .

  • Big surprise, some thieving piece of shit degenerate ape is too retarded to format the PC he just stole.

    Lol at all the assholes who say this guy went too far. I wish we had arab laws for thieves so we could chop the thieving shitheads hands off so he can never steal again.

  • @Solidus1086 It would be a double whammie. Not only would he be handless, but all those big booties would be covered by the burkas.

  • That went way too far imo. He may be a thief but it's not like the guy killed somebody.

  • This is cool and all, but what if that wasn't the guy that stole it? And then he showed that pic of the girl who did nothing.

  • Yeah, very nice of you showing the whole world the face of that girl whose only mistake was to chat with the wrong guy. I hope she'll sue your ass as soon as she knows about this video, and you can bet your nerd ass she will...

    What a jerk!

  • @MrRefurbishedBrain if you are stupid enough to send nude pics to complete strangers over some hookup site you deserve what you get.

  • @KeithCHoffman and that's where a lawyer would disagree. We'll see who's the idiot.

  • Guzman has an android phone. I wonder if he bought it....

  • Classic....and VERY Scary...GJ dude, got that fuckin scum REAL NICE.

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  • his moron hair cut tells everything...

  • lol what if guzman legitimately bought the mac off the actual theif. thatd be sad

  • well you re lucky that he didn't stick your mac in your ass.Its more difficult to find it there.

  • Judging by accents and what he says, he's an Australian/Boston mutt.

  • 85' my birthyear too!

  • in the words of peter griffin... NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR­RRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @6buster American and australian

  • And America wants to piss off hackers like this guy off by taking away the internet.

  • His accents a cross breed between dutch/american

  • not sure if australian or american.

  • @yankolvich sounds irish, australian and new yorkian

  • @yankolvich Left australia when very young perhaps? :S

  • HAHAHAA check this guy out trying to get laid

    Oh wait we can't even do THAT!

  • CHOOSE YOUR ACCENT!

  • his accent is messing with me

  • this was awesome

  • This was entertaining up until the point he outed the girl who was posing naked. What did she do to him? And I really hope the guy who had the computer in his possession was in fact the guy who stole it.

  • Why the fuck would this be the guy that stole the computer? Its probably just some random guy that brought it..

  • I really want to get a cheap laptop just to do something like this.

  • what kind of hacker does not backup his data? n00b.

  • @jayc5413 He did back it up. Twice. Both of his hard drives got stolen as well.

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  • NOT SURE IF ITS BEEN POSTED BUT HERE THE GUYS FACEBOOK. HE HAS ALL OF 42 FRIENDS.

    It won't let me post the full thing so I'm sure you can figure out where to put this.

    php?id=100002104764217

  • @2low2rl - Anybody with any sense of computer security wouldn't even have a facebook account, far less have an account full of "friends".

  • @facepalmization Thats the facebook of the guy who stole it. and clearly he doesnt have any sense of computer security.

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  • I love this video and don't fuck with a hacker machine :)

  • he looks fresh out of the 90s

  • This is just... amazing...

  • hahaha

  • "Less competent than a type writing chimp!" Fucking awesome!

  • I assume that the guy giving this talk got sued hard by that girl (who didn't do *anything* wrong, let alone illegal) for invasion of privacy, and probably spent more time in prison than the guy who bought a secondhand machine in good faith that turned out to be stolen. And rightly so.

    With a bit of luck she was under 18 and the author could go to jail for pedophilia. Wouldn't that be fun.

  • @JRJ1979 No it wouldn't -_-

    Anyway did you watch it right? We only saw a picture of a (probably fake) girl.

  • pwned by the owner :)

  • Guzman's Facebook: facebook(dot)com/devinizmg

  • @lichtarbeiter Oh please, someone hack this guy!

  • FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • How did he managed to ssh through the router's NATing? Unless the thief configured his router to forward port 22, I don't understand how this is supposed to work.

  • @ross817 Because you always use a router using NAT when using dial up?.....

  • @ChrisUKFF I didn't realize you didn't. I was born in 1998, so I wouldn't know,

  • @ross817 Home routers are actually a fairly recent thing technologically speaking. Before then, your computer would have a modem installed and you'd connect the modem to the telephone line, and the computer would be doing the work of connecting to the Internet itself, and the outside world had full access. That's how the person with the laptop was able to get online even though the IP settings were locked; the IP settings were for the network connection, but this was using a modem.

  • lol spics

  • @xXSgtWolfXx look at congress commiting crimes everyday stfu

  • Haha, amazing... xD He got the wrong PC man! xD

  • @miragef19 LOL nice find

  • King!

  • He has the same exact backround as me!

  • So I searched eBay... and Craigslist... for months... and I didn't find it... Fuck!

  • OWNED you fucking half witted twat!!!!

  • Hackers using Macs what the fuck is going on?

  • @GruesomeGertie i am going to get you, mother fucker! i have linux and im going to learn how to do that in linux, and FUCK WITH EVERYONE!

  • @GruesomeGertie One word: UNIX.

  • @GruesomeGertie Macs are reliable, but expensive. If you have the money, Macs are a much better thing to use than a PC.

  • @bleachzeldakid bullshit