how a jew spends christmas (a rant)

[janathelamb3]

Jw has anyone ever given you a christmas present because they didn't know?

[xyummixcakex]

WAWA RUN SAAN!!! -3

[chocolateyum678]

last year we received a christmas tree as a gift so my parents couldn't refuse it haha my home never looked so cozy !

[cheer56781]

Lol Jesus was actually born in March, not December...

[xoRachelandhearts]

STORY OF MY LIFE

[DeeMinion]

I fell off my chair I was laughing so much <3

[BeccaHennessy]

i'm like one of four jews in my whole highschool of like 2648726347548 fucking kids. i walk in on 20 december and everyone goes "happy hannukah rebecca!!" every single class. like leave me the fuck alone.

[SonicHairedMadness]

MERRY CHRISTMAS RACHEL! Bitch, I don't celebrate Christmas! Ohmygod, haha :p

[kellargrg12]

I have never heard of Wawa, I thought you were trying to say a cute version of Wal-Mart. I had to look it up. hahaha.

[cannavaroISlove]

lmaoooo i love youuuuu!

[JackariousLights]

Haha I love this

[thinislove92]

Just to add insult to injury, Jesus wasn't even born on the 25th of December. He was born in March.

[surferbabe441]

@thinislove92 I'm a Christian and I knew that. Most Christians should know, and the Christians didn't even make Christmas. The cathloics did! People should know this!

[thinislove92]

@surferbabe441 Haha, I actually found it out after watching an episode of Bones where one of the interns, who knows close to everything, mentioned it when she was asked why she doesn't celebrate Christmas.

[Jakeee81]

"have you ever been to a Chinese shop on christmas? its their biggest fucking day. its a bunch of jews. and we walk in and theirs a fucking line out the door. and all i want is a wan tan, and their all like "oh lol its gonna be 20 mins" so i go to wawa, since starbucks is closed from the jesus whatever, as im walking out this jew brod comes at me like "OH HONEY ITZ GONNA BE AN HOUR" and i was just like "LISTEN BITCH, GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MINE"

[destrodisk]

What is this about

[urpuncked]

not a jew but the shit's so fucking true

[weesophz93]

you look like lily from how i met your mother in this one..

[xelleybelly]

Mr. Scheffield is somewhere else hahahahahhahahahah

[GGCosmetics]

why the quotations around Jewish?

be proud girl!

[MeAmoIvansanderson]

BIG UP THE JEWS!

[ccourtneyyxox]

WAWA IS THE GREATEST THING ON THE PLANET

[irishmusico]

Brilliant! I am still laughing.Chinese restaurant is full of Jews on Christmas day.Keep this up and they will have a national holiday in honour of you,and 2000 years from now,on the other side of the galaxy,some blogger will be fuming over their lost latte,because the Ambrosians were celebrating your birthday.

[misskatex27]

"like, how am i supposed to get my damn latte just because jesus decides to be born this day?"

[kla14541]

@jacqcialdella Too bad this video went viral before any of Jenna Marbles' videos did.

[Twilight17MissCullen]

@jacqcialdella if you dont like it, dont watch it. why even bother to comment?

[climaeo]

@jacqcialdella funny because she hates jenna marbles.

[Kstepballa]

funny video except when you said about the birthday party. try to be more respectful next time if you don't mind.

[joncastro5]

...  So... I'm gonna watch Jenna Marbles now.

[borialc96]

Your hilarious <3 i love you!

[TrackAttack07]

i love you and all, but calling jesus a mother fucker is a little too much..

but hey, youre amazing though :D

[juantawnsoup]

watching part 1 again after part 2 :)

[ThinkFastBoom93]

you know I went to Starbucks 2 christmas ago with my friend because every other store was closed LOL i'm not sure what's up with your starbucks.

[ThinkFastBoom93]

LOLOL omggg

[ohaixnikay]

It's not chritmas eve without this...

[GlitterBaby96x]

One of the best Christmas rants I've seen. (:

[meh62595]

omg you're so pretty! you look like buffy's friend (willow) and you just sound like her<3 from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer! ..

[kellann55]

That was AWESOME!!!

[OmgImYour1Fan]

Fuck Santa. Fuck Jesus. Fuck Christmas. 

[PDZkrew]

@OmgImYour1Fan i like this game! fuck you :D did i do good?!

[Toothpiic]

I watched this last Christmas, and I am watching it now, and I plan on watching it again this Christmas. How does a bored fucking Christian spend her Christmas? Fucking watching Rachel rant about mother fucking Christmas. Christmas is fucking great but fucking eh.

[JennieLynnHolder]

Girl, get a tree, decorate that sh*t. Wake up at noon, open some presents, and call it MerryF***ingWhatever. No sense on you missing out on the fun! But don't be hatin'. Us Jesus-lovers can't help ourselves...we see a nativity scene and we go a little nuts. Join us, if only in the festivities. We get liquored up and drag up old family bullshit. It's Frigging bomb.

[veravida24]

@JennieLynnHolder you killed!

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL......­...! Merry Christmas- we are the bomb!

[DennysIsABeast]

I'm not Jew, but I feel you on all this. Since it's just my mom and I, we don't go all out and I don't get presents nor decorate, it's just horrible seeing everyone happy and everything closed so I just stay home, bored.

[lesCorpsCelestes]

where did you get your sweater it is heavenly oh my god

[marvinrox97]

This actually explained my jew life last christmas. Not even kidding you. <3 You actually brighten my day I swear your the only one who can make me laugh.

[cazepedaa]

This video is the best! motherfucking hilarious

[86dayswithoutyou]

I can't handle how the words don't match your mouth.

[The123JMD]

This is hilarious :D I can`t understand the euphoria either sometimes.. Great Job :D

PS: This is the video with like thousands of "fu******" in it and I f****** loved it ;)

[valeria2008hp]

OMG!!! THIS IS ME!

[bubbleteas09]

you know you're watching this. AGAIN. :)

[PeaceMilly04]

I love you :D

[melvf6]

LISTEN BITCH HHAHAHA I BURST OUT LAUGHING.

[hop208]

My family is Catholic, I'm not really anything. I grew up in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood in Suburban Philadelphia and most of my friends growing up were Jewish. They would pretty much celebrate it anyway. All of them had "Chanukah Bushes" which apparently are the same shape as pine trees and decorated their houses in blue and white lights. Hey, why deny yourself a party? Almost all the customs are appropriated Pagan European Winter Solstice customs anyway.

[jmacluver121]

HAHAHHAHAAHAHH!!! I LOVE YOU!

[sambra1979]

Its funny how many people pretend there a Christian one day of the year.

[missDiamondgirl55]

Hahah I'm not jewish but I feel so bad for my Jew friends on Christmas my friend woke up at 3 and played xbox all day I felt so bad but yeah i do t really believe in god but my parents do so I get presents:)

[ROCKERGURL112]

Haha im a bad jew i celebrate christmas

[pinkfairykid]

i agree being jewish is shit i want to have christmas too!!!!!!

[makeupandmarilyn]

you're funny as fuck and i love this cause I'm jewish too hahaha

[fireandthud]

what about chrismukkah?

[PokeyGreen]

Hey, you're funny! Sarah Silverman, Rita Rudner, Fran Drescher, watch out--this kid is gonna give you a run for your money!

How come in your Jew-on-Christmas rant, your words are 5 seconds behind the pictures. That deserves a rant in itself! Santa should bring you a bottle of vodka this coming Christmas...and maybe an egg roll?

[MsSammyJM11]

Omg hahahahahahaha

[offwithurhead]

Don't jews celebrate hanukkah?

I don't believe in all that jesus stuff but celebrating the holidays with my family and gift giving and all that jolly fun is awesome.

[jazzsnazz]

Jew whore

[WakingMajority]

I searched "ugly jew" and this was a top hit

[girlabouttowne]

I'm sorry that you're jewish :)

this is pretty damn amazing

[gangstergirlxxx]

@girlabouttowne Fuck you?

[baimadblank]

Christmas is my favorite time of year, and I laughed so freaking hard at this.

[ccdirtydoublesix24]

This is funnier than watching fat kids at the mall try to sit on Santa's lap :D (and that's pretty fucking funny)

[offwithurhead]

@ccdirtydoublesix24 Awww...:D

[graced798]

I like what your wearing in this video x

[WitchyFeatherDreams]

BITCH! i don't celebrate that shit!

[kellargrg12]

rofl, I'm a Christian and this was soooooo funny! I love this girl :0)

[pawpepper]

This is also my life as a Jew.

[cdanorexicr]

omg I love burning bushes!

[tuwbrjj]

lmao i'm jewish and i still put up a christmas tree xD

[xxDecodingDreamsxx]

"Oh honey its gonna be an hour!" died. xD

[TheOneforbrian]

LISTEN BITCH

[snowflake12387]

lmaooo i love this even though i celebrate xmas i was laughing my fucking ass off. and i love "The Nanny" cuz theyre stupid ass shit and when you started going "FUCKING FRAN DRESHER OR SOME SHIT POPS OUT OF A FUCKING HOLE IN THE GROUND and is like 'OH HONEY ITS GUNNA BE AN HOUR' and i was just like 'LISTEN BETCH i know get your fucking franny fine outta my damn face you can jut go talk to mr shefield somewhere else because youre just too jewish for me!" i cracked upp so damn hard.

[809Genny]

"OH HONEY ITS GONNA BE AN HOUR!'

[jimmyjonbrownkid]

So, I'm a jew and it totally reminds me of my family. Except I go to cheap ass chinese takeout places and randomly go to my friend's houses cuz I don't give a shit it's christmas.

[christinebu34]

the fran dressler (spelling i know) imatation just killed me... hilarious

[anvita99]

@jetsetjoey Who lit your tampon on fire?

[1011340]

cru to your grandmother

[K5omey]

Your funny. Good shit.

[LandOfTheUnicorns]

i have that shit too, awesome

[sydperez]

You remind me of my Aunt. I love my Aunt.

[LameJanee]

@sydperez LOL SYD

[thevilfgirls]

This was the funniest fucking thing I've watched in a long time. I laughed out loud at a couple of parts.

[talktoleo]

You're so cool :D

[Sexandrugful]

She so kewl lol



[tatyness]

MY LIFE. Except I'm not jewish.

[0Xx0GaBbY0xX0]

Lol you're hilarious I like you

[lmcandycornlover]

i seriously think i love you

[alexxj220]

Jesus your hot. :')

[XxMailonSundayxX]

Omg i think im going to die this is sooo fucking funny!!! I LOVE YOU!!

[XxMailonSundayxX]

Omg i think im going to die this is sooo fucking funny!!! I LOVE YOU!!

[1011340]

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[icallitambrosia]

@1011340

oh my god that's so cool

[1011340]

@icallitambrosia No its not so cool its more cooler than EVER!!!!!!!

[thedarkenclan]

Cool story bro.

[TwisteDisasterxx]

I feel the same fucking way(:

[therealimlikewoa]

lmaao LOVE THIS

[DannehsMusic]

You're the hottest jew I've ever seen. lol

[RuthW1000]

Christmas isn't Jesus' birthday is it? :S Still funny vid, saw it on Tumblr yesterday and almost pee'd. xD

[askingsophie]

I think I love you...

[dyllieano]

ily ..

[Renata910]

I love how it took me forever to try to find a way to download videos from Tumblr, and today I discover you have a YouTube account and you posted this video. Marvelous. (:

[Mai1239]

I'm a Christian and this is just so freaking full of win. I'm laughing my ass off at this. Btw, go get a Christmas tree if you want :)

[dmpilger]

okay,,, i'm a christian... and this is fucking hilarious. i laughed the entire way through. other christians need to learn to fucking laugh at themselves, obviously she's annoyed about christmas... you're not annoyed about something other people find sacred? again, lmfao.

[SUPERMARKYSHARKY]

FUCKING FRAN DRESCHER OR SOME SHIT POPS UP FROM A FUCKING HOLE AND SAYS "OH HONEY IT'S GUNNA BE AN HOUR"

pure genius!

[aruytpadyugf]

I love this! To all the gooddamn Christians that are making a rant about this video.....SUCK IT! Because everyone else in this world that isn't a Christian has to suck it up every fucking December

[DoormatNatz]

gosh i love this

[michaeljjlove]

Ew bitter much? Not cute at all.

[icallitambrosia]

@michaeljjlove

;)

[michaeljjlove]

@icallitambrosia Nice cheap dye job. Watch your mouth little girl & go work out.

[Jerv23325]

@michaeljjlove Wow. You're lame. Get a sense of humor, they're nice. Ick.

[tatyness]

@michaeljjlove Shut up.

[randomrocka]

nice rant there. I'm not christian and i celebrate christmas. Just a good excuse to drink to much and eat to much. and give and receive presents. Rather than staying at home and ranting about it why dont you (next year) buy a few of your mates some nice little prezzies and have a few drinks with them. You don't have to be christian to give someone some presents and get a little bit wasted with them XD. and by the way why didn't you just make yourself a coffee?

[lovelovelove013]

this video is my life.

[AbbeyTheCoolest]

LMFAO

[omon91]

ahh... aint nothing like hearing a hot chick rant haha

[HELLAMAS]

Love you! Just read on tumblr you post it in here, bump up the views. AWESOME!

[Val224]

lol! I WAS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT TADAY. ahahahaha



[briannaxamazing]

aw the KOALA TEA IS BAD. D: