2011-08-17 'Anderson Cooper 360, The Ridiculist: Gérard Depardieu'

[StanStickman]

See now, what makes this funny is that he thinks his puns need cliff notes.

[11fkc]

i wish he was straight

[heatherlynnbage]

anytime I see a grown man giggle uncontrollably, I have to join in, I think there may be too many people out there who take humour too seriously..... if you can't laugh at a shart, a drunk man peeing himself in public or a reporter who is just having a little too much fun....

[MrAgaguk]

You are not funny and you indeed look like a wood elf

[lowproductions92]

That was beautiful.

[here27]

so. cute.

[Son0fHobs]

Wow, cooper's laugh! So antithetical to his personality.

But the writing was way too ridiculous, so I can't blame him.

[1ucantmesswith]

He's so damn cute.

[msaoichan]

Ah, so much pun!

[pmunkyandpals11]

These are so PUNNY XD

[Gimpyman13]

he is such a faggot....what a fuckin fruit

[unanimous300]

@Gimpyman13 - I got your "Fruit" between my legs, Bitch.

[QueenBeautyForever]

Hahaahhaa

[Monehan]

lolololololol

[Monehan]

GAY

[TheSimpleSuperior1]

tee hee

[fionaseidrkona]

This is so funny, mr.Depardieu is reported as saying he is 'not a monster,but an elephant'. actually as me and my partner walked home yesterday we spotted what looked like a half bottle of brandy,on closer inspection although it was the right colour it was suspiciously frothy, at which Dirk commented that it was probably 'chateaux de Depardieu' !!!!

[darkskiesteamz]

Anderson is on U tube now lol

[MegaBigbonus]

ATT at your mkup and Mascara Anderson

[UltraTwinAndBFF]

@CarandArt Thats because he is gay lol

[zzzut]

Watch Anderson Cooper 360, urine for a good laugh!

[norcal1211]

He's so adorable- I think I just fell in love with him! Anderson Cooper, I want to have your babies!

[SupieFly]

hehehe

[decepticonsforever]

the irony is anderson probably pissed himself laughing

[frufruJ]

I love him, but I hate how he ruins every second joke with "you get it? Incontinental... Anyway..." Doesn't look smart. Anyhow, the laughter makes me break my diaphragm every time xD

[innismor11]

The piece was really well written, but he pretty much ruined it. Still it does not near approach his lowest career moment, cowering in his hotel room in Cairo last year amidst the goings on claiming they were in grave danger. Note to AC: your to deliver the news, not become the news.

[frufruJ]

@innismor11 No, YOUR to deliver news!!!

[kobykoby22]

What a douchetard, watch the Colbert retaliation

[Grasshoppers]

Never stop being adorable, Mr. Cooper. :3

[mbonifield05]

funniest shit I've heard in a while....Good on you Anderson Cooper. You were by far funnier than John Stewart and Steven Colbert combined lol

[bragladish]

is this tool trying to be John Stewart? What the fuck has happened to the news?

[Zodi77]

I didn't get the joke about In Continental. Anyone care to explain?

[enjoyyourburrito]

@Zodi77 Whenever someone is incontinent, they are unable to control their bowels. So yeah. =]

[decepticonsforever]

@Zodi77 the joke was " flies in continental" as in "incontinence"; the inability to control when you release waste.

[DCJerseygrl]

i LUV Anderson even more!!!!!

[prettitya]

@DCJerseygrl Right he is the best!

[jegki0]

his laugh makes him even more charming

[AlyiB]

he laughs like a fegget :))

[chaoticcranium]

My biggest problem with this is not the minute of childish giggling or the incredibly obtuse and corny puns. . .but the fact that he took the time to explain his puns to us like children. Puns aren't the lowest form of comedy. Explained puns are.

[msridgewyk]

I LOVE Anderson ! So cute and so funny!

[Raquethands]

Best giggle EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[minakichan]

The jokes are corny but watching Anderson Cooper crack up is what's hysterical. Is it terrible that I think he's insanely cute doing that? Haha, I feel a little weird thinking that about a journalist.

[dropme40]

Funny....I started giggling....!

[NunaLivhaber]

@dropme40 me toooo !

[ayn33]

The giggle is super adorable! As for Depardieu, he looks like he has been enjoying lots of fine french wine and cheese! Put the baguette down Gerard!

[zizzytuts]

this is hilariously cute ... but the comments are ridiculous. yes he is gay. and so what? he's done so much more than say 90-100% of the people who are commenting on his sexuality. grow up.

[kiabadie]

embarrassing..

[IWillDrumForFood]

Everyone, HE'S HIGH. Believe me, we can smell our own. Stop attributing this incident to homosexuality or a lack of humor, although I'm not denying either of these claims. Just enjoy the giggle, it's quite infectious if you get past the bigotry.

[DennisJR38]

Nice laugh. What a fag. The poor man has a prostate problem. Sounds like something his mom wrote for him.

[eatm0rewaffles]

This is why we have John Stewart delivering the puns....

[sgtNACHO]

Gayest laugh by a grown man I've EVER heard!

[MagicCrackhead23]

Nice sense of humor, Cooper. You act like you've never even heard a 7 year old tell a joke, let alone experience something truly funny.

[DAXDEXICO]

for anyone still wondering if Anderson is not a heterosexual, play from the 3:14 mark. I hate to stereotype, but his voice...that's certainly not the voice you hear on the news lol. Don't accuse me of discrimination, I'm bisexual

[schmit94]

HE'S SO CUTE.

[EthanNin0]

Pun overload!

[NatCOLE2010]

did he just say Uri-nation!! lol he is soo corny!! lol

[immehgen]

what he is saying isn't actually so funny. I'm laughing more at his giggles hahaha

[LNN84]

U got it! We're watching you on Youtube! Very cute, he's so HOT!!! I never knew he was gay until recently, but his laugh def gives it away for SURE here!! Still doesn't take away from his HOT NESS!

[violetphoenix13]

The giggle, it's adorable! And was somewhat funnier than the rest of the story...

:D

[LastlyMore]

Man they should of just gave him a big jug to pee in.

[TheBroadMinded]

Part 1 - Pee

Part 2 - Shit

Depardieu = De Part Two (Say it with a French accent)

[aerosmith981]

saw this on The Soup!!!

[skinwalkerxxx]

How is this news? I've seen people do a whole lot more on planes

[30kendra]

Ha Ha! There is absolutely noooo way I would've been able to keep a straight face with the crew around me, giggling their butts off!! Good on you Anderson......very endearing!!! I totally love your giggle!!!

[LissomeChild]

He is openly gay! You dont even know so why comment? it makes you look like a dumbass.

[skkeeper]

The cuttest giggle in the story of Television! I <3 Anderson Cooper now :)

[xardas411]

This guy just came out of the closet.. only faggots laugh like that

[xardas411]

What a faggot giggle, damn,....come out of the lcoset

[TheSchiesskopf]

@xardas411 He is out, do your research, smart one.

[brewerschick08]

@xardas411 Uhh, yeah, everyone knows he's gay... he's openly gay... idiot.

[brewerschick08]

@xardas411 Oh, and great word choice by the way. (Note the sarcasm)

[Deweydepp]

Such a giggle!

[benbagheri]

Priceless!

[TheCelebritoons]

Watch Depardieu make oui oui at my channel.

[ac1dchr15t]

somebody slipped some acid in his water that day.

[BNRmatt]

9 people couldn't hold it in.

[Rachulie]

his laugh sounds like a 2 yr old. its hilarious! XD

anyone doubts he's gay? come on lol

[MehrHeyd]

@Rachulie He has already announced that he is gay

[Rachulie]

@MehrHeyd omg when?

[teenlovesdrama]

Cooper is soooooo hot!

[madsteeez]

depardieu has serious health issues (incontinence). he did try to piss in a bottle, but the volume was insufficient. so he didn't plan to piss on the carpet. he is extremely emberrassed about the whole incident. he is a man of dignity

[lovejonas95]

Hahah that's so adorable

[bbwswan]

I love his giggle... so adorable LOL

[nikeafs91]

hehehehehehehheehehee..Ron Paul 2012

[wardropper]

He was fine once he stopped talking...

[straussk]

A man that giggles like that......... it is beyond charming..

[unknown10398]

WOOOOoOOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOOOOW!!!!­!!! how interesting

[SelfImmolator]

almost zaltzmanesque

[SelfImmolator]

depar-doo?

[kishorimohan]

LOVE THIS!!!

[chikitsune]

I'd marry him if just to hear that giggle every morning. :))

[strawberrypups123]

Hahaha, I love this (:

[fr33voic3]

did I hear my pet mouse laughing?....

[AcquiesceNothing]

This is the SECOND time he's cried on live television.

[PortugesePrincesss]

@AcquiesceNothing when was the first?

[AcquiesceNothing]

@PortugesePrincesss When he reported on hurricane katrina?

[BloodofPatriots]

He's out of the closet now. That giggle is absolutely homosexual. About time he comes out of the closet and represents Fox's neglected demographic of Log Cabin Republicans.

[kirfaulder]

he's adorable

[LayLake1]

Adorable! And BTW, I also am educated and can't properly pronounce many French words! That's part of why it's FUNNY, silly!

[sweetgreggo]

"no description available"

That's because Cooper's giggle fit is indescribable. XD

He should just come out and make it official. C'mon Anderson, Lemon did it and we all still love him. You can do it do. Don't be embarrassed about who you are.

[badbob396]

Found absolutely ridiculous. The commentator must have been VERY tired or someone was making faces at him.

When you have to explain or illustrate your jokes ,there is no punch left.

[RoyBatty42]

Just how stupid does Cooper assume his audience is? Over and over he feels the need to explain his puns, as if most of us aren't getting references to Piaf and the like.

[millerkid19]

Wasn't aware that they could say "piss" and stuff on air... So slack! LOVE IT!

[graciethegoalie]

he is like...crying :)

[HisShadow]

Him trying to talk about Youtube is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[n3lbert]

you ya ape , answer your sms ! wanna Gt later ?

[UncleCharlieOakley]

This guy was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, brought up in the lap of luxury, highly educated and yet he can't pronounce French names or words even remotely correctly?

[hanseulyi]

it was on purpose, moron

[philipc67]

@UncleCharlieOakley I agree, thank you, he cannot even pronounce Depardieu. Didn't he learn any French in all the fancy schools he went to? This is such a stupid non-story and all that girlish giggling of his is embarrssing to say the least. If I ran CNN I would have fired his ooh so cute lil' ass for ridiculous stupid behavior. Is it true he has come out of the closet? Any relevant clips?

[LaughAngelsGibberish]

Heh I’m familiar with laughing till you cry. Anyone else thinks he laughs like a keebler elf? :D

[LeeChavezMusic]

I'm sure this pisses the actor off.

[RamenoodIes]

you people need to get a sense of humor, seriously. the puns are suppose to be corny, they're suppose to be so stupid that it's slightly funny. :l

[foxymm]

He's such a dick, AC that is!!!

[Xgirl9111]

lmao u can hear them laughing in the background even XD!!

[sweetwilliam1928]

My giggle for the day. Sure beats talk about rape, murder, child molestation & war. REFRESHING.

[xxpolyamorousgirlxx]

i love anderson! too adorable

[sirbla94]

Press 7. Too cute haha

[HollywoodCreeper]

I feel bad he couldn't just keep on giggling. Like why not? It's better than anything else he was going to say and more fun, and it's his show.

[tortega888]

He's crying from laughing so hard.....that's funny.

[liza617]

tehehhheeehahahahahaa!!!!!! :)))

[ZeRage]

i had no idea that one could fit so many bad jokes into 4 minutes.

Thanks CNN. You learn something new everyday.

[lumukanda77]

not that i give shit a this french actor but im just amazed that this clown is paid to report this kina stuff, and that they briadcast this shit. a true new low. sure these reports are funny if your 12

[MrCorkythemaddog]

@lumukanda77 You'd think you were 12 with that atrocious spelling you've got going on there...

[textureweb]

too much. funny ac

[TwinkieStew]

Coop is such a hunkasaurus !!

[Hunkola]

Sorry ---- but he sounds rather faggish with that laugh ---- is he gay?

[KaiserMachead]

@Hunkola Don't be an idiot. Oh, wait, this is Youtube.

Carry on.

[megabigblur]

Does Cooper write his own scripts for this bit? I got the impression he was being confronted by this string of horrible puns that he wasn't prepared for on a teleprompter.

[masos69]

at least he knows where his going to be famous :)

[TheCelebritoons]

You can see Depardieu in Peeing action on my channel

[laurasa100]

He says that this is the sort of thing you would expect to watch on YouTube not national television. LOL ;P

[AIDYsPoetry]

Anderson is so adorable.

[nitpicker42]

You all laugh now, but keep in mind these wise words I once heard from a respected, giggling news anchor: "You see this sort of thing on YouTube, and you don't think it'll actually happen to you."

[laalki80]

This proves it. Toilet humor is the funniest kind.

[FlowersForFirth]

Gay or straight ? Doesn't matter to me. I'll still love Anderson Cooper.

[dweeper1020]

Reason #47 to watch PBS.

[miltsar]

@phillipc67 wow ! you have a problem...you're obviously homophobic and yet you would like to watch Anderson Cooper having sex with another man ?  Whats up with that ?

[miltsar]

that was hilarous ! i love anderson !

[LibertyDownUnder]

De-Par-Two as in number 2. As in doing a shit.

I thought I missed something, but no, that's all it was.

[amfxr0]

@LibertyDownUnder "De-Par-Two" (in french "De partout") means also "everywhere" !

[kim66s]

@philipc67 Whatever floats your boat.......grow up then man is having fun, or are you more interested in his sexual orientation, if that's the case that makes you silly and ridiculous!!!!!

[philipc67]

@kim66s I can be interested in whatever I choose, baby. And yes, this is ridiculous and embarrassing. If I ran CNN and had a news anchor (or however you describe him) act up like that, no matter how stupid the story, or how cute/star quality the presenter, I would have fired him.

[laylalovesmichael]

Hilarious!

[screeningmimi]

Can't wait for AC's new afternoon show. He HAS the most contagious and irresistible laugh!

[springvondoom]

Funniest bit at 2:57!!!!

[springvondoom]

How does this not have more views??!!! hahahaha sooo funny!! infectious laugh!

[cephaluispod]

That queerio--

Can you imagine how he'd whimper in bed? Kinky!

*whips*

[h89J77Zknl]

Laughs like a little girl! Depar-two!

[AR333]

LOL OF THE YEAR

[RedThebigOne]

"He created his own Jet Stream?" BaHaHaHaHa "Thats Gold Jerry,Gold Jerry!

[cfamcny939]

It's official: AC-180 is more gay than a stingray.

[anotherpunkrocker]

I've never watched him before. Daaang, where have I been? He's pretty great, and that laugh of his... Oh my gosh, that just absolutely made my week! So adorable!

[EmmaRose473]

I love how he says he "usually sees these sort of things on youtube"...I hope he's not gay because I'm heterosexual and I LOVE HIM---If he is homosexual, then I wish him the best and his partner is a lucky guy...HE is ADORABLE!!

[whyohwhy999]

@EmmaRose473

Yes he is out.

[cliffbunsam]

@EmmaRose473 Nope, not gay....just a happy guy living with a muscular roombuddy.

[VinnyLog]

@EmmaRose473 Homosexual loving heterosexuals need therapy!!!

[EmmaRose473]

@VinnyLog yeah, and you're an IDIOT...can your therapist cure you of that?!

[RamenoodIes]

it's suppose to be corny... i don't understand why you people are complaining about the stupid puns..

[ctwoscan]

Cooper goes for the slam dunk, hits the rim, rebounds, comes up from under the basket in heavy traffic and WHOOSH!-2 points.

[greenstarlite]

I love his giggle!

[xCaptxCrunchx]

Wow, he "Re-Cooped" really quick from the laugh.... ha! get  it? !

[anotherpunkrocker]

@xCaptxCrunchx

heehee

[copotdnieve]

why is this even on the news? I wonder..

[ltsaint911]

Mr. Cooper, I think urine deep shit after that. The producers are going to be PISSED off.