Dilbert - The Merger

[KHBurnz]

It was always freezes after 30 seconds i dont know why, then wont load the rest of it.

[BobsaysPWNAGE]

Dilbert=The Office except better

[bubblebathy]

screw sol beer!

[hitlersucks101]

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[jono8198]

I like how when anybody says synergy around Alice, she screams.

[xmitch00ukx]

dilbert is under rated, sud b still running, its deff one of the better cartoons, deff in its day it woz best

[irish4272]

lol i love loud howard!!!

[VictoryFire88]

this episode makes merging seem homosexual. Me Gusta! lol

[SimonGuy10]

FUCCCKKINGGG ADDDDVEEERRTTSS!!!

[RPShredow]

take a tip from female dating practices, the old bait and switch lol.

dogbert says something clever and hilarious every episode.

[RemonKiiro]

Wally is always like o3o.

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

The bar scene is hilarious.

"Take me! Dear God, merge with me now."

"You little corporate tease."

[FluffyJay1]

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[badluckshadow13]

I could handle the occasional ads between stretches of the show, but when I, even between those yellow commercial dots, try to go ahead or backwards to see something I've missed, it cuts to another damn commercial!

Argh, it's almost like tv before dvr, I can't rewind or fastforward, it's infuriating!

[Natedawg422]

Download the free Mozilla Firefox web surfer thing to stop seeing youtube commercials and those pesky flashing banners. it comes with an adblocker that regularly updates itself to keep new and old commercials from popping up. I downloaded it a few weeks ago and haven't seen any commercials since then. But keep in mind this doesn't work on all websites like hulu.

Also: GO DOGBERT!

[crazymcfobo]

I like the bosses cologne "MANure"

[survivaldrone01]

He who laughs last makes waste!

[krisfrosz133]

Wow, everyone in Dilbert's world is dumb except for Dilbert himself. He's the only one who makes sense during conversations.

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

@krisfrosz133 Except for that stuff about collecting methane gas.

[WorldCollabs]

Yes life is too short thats why you need ABP :D

[wondermega4ever]

Blue ducks rock.

[CommanderCooper]

Firefox. Adblock. It's available for a reason.

[SexVoltage420]

Blue duck lamp! BLUE DUCK LAMP!!!

[doggydogg10]

00:01

[doggydogg10]

00:00



[The9874563210]

if u r gonna put so many moronic commercials, u may as well just not produce any videos and make crackle a commercial channel

[ottselguy]

"for reasons I cant begin to fathom, consumers still keep buying our products."

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

Really?! The same fucking commercial over and over and over?  I wouldn't mind too much if there were some variety but this sucks! I have now seen the trailer for "Death at a Funeral" roughly 88 times. And it STILL isn't funny and I STILL DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE! These adverts are actually having the opposite effect of their intended purpose. How about some previews for the other stellar content Crackle provides or, shit, the International House of Pancakes...............fuck.

[pratt123]

@OtterpopSlaughterMop Adblock with Firefox really works well in blocking these ads.

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

@pratt123 Why thank you stranger. It does work pretty well.

[scompieie]

did you see dilmom was making a three sleeved shirt

[jasonmeto]

quick to dilmobile!

[stollensecret]

omg i hate the hot pocket advertisments! there so stupid!

[ETIxMOPHEAD]

Wally has the most stupidest arguements!!!! And Dogbert always argues and has the upper hand! lol

[Nukepositive]

The TD Ameritrade commerical is like another level of irony heaped up on top of the show.

[SoveriegnLeviathan]

2012 = Day After Tomorrow

[AirStyle120]

GigaystheManly, you didn't get that. Dilbert is a farce of big corporations. They were trying to show how merging is like starting a relationship. They just exaggerated that idea. That doesn't make the boss gay. He's still stupid, but he's not gay.

[ETIxMOPHEAD]

that part of the episode was sooooooooo hilarious!! I didnt know that merging was like starting a homosexual relationship! lol

[GigaysTheManly]

10:35 - 10:57

Dilbert's boss is gay

[truefun87]

how does dogbert get all of the money to get the office and stuff...

[PopeKurt]

Dogbert always has a way; how have you not understood that this far into the show lol?

[mundotaku]

Stock trading. XD

[TearisShatteredMoon]

Pointy Haired Boss has brains sucked out Makes perfect sense!

[ryannofzinger]

sigh, seen this before

[buttcheeklarry]

after the first ad fast fwd. to the end and then go back to the beginning and u can watch without interuptions

[MTs0ul]

Anybody ever worked for a company or boss like Dilbert's? I have, and it's amazing how accurately he (Scott) portrays corporate american in his humor. Anybody else see the same mind-set in their workplace?

[Bassbait]

Well, unless school is run by leaders who think they are in touch with the crowd and make idiotic decisions that benefit no one.

Wait...

[delta9tetrahydroca]

every time when i get interrupted by commercials, i feel angry and the impulse to set my computer screen on fire .....

is this normal?

[enimuetheanimator]

yeah

[Eirthbndr2]

Yes. Yes it is very normal.

[ROCKERBOY414]

its totally normal. im the same way

[truefun87]

its only normal if you actually do it :)

[HerrBismarck]

I actually went (just because of the commercial) and tried the Quesadillas.

A-They are small!!!!!!

B-They are not that great

C-The fries are pretty bad too

[delta9tetrahydroca]

if you tired Taco bell, you've tried them all, all the mexican food

[metalhellspawn]

Never have i gotten so sick of good looking food.

[phantomspellchecker]

I'm never eating chili's

[tyotyo8809]

the sweater that she is kniting has three sleaves.

[scraster911]

Actualy I did notice the blue duck lamp... was it there before the art episode?

[austinboyer5589]

no its not

[tjrieves]

Anyone else notice that Dilmom has a blue duck lamp?

[nightofraven]

i like end lol 4 out 5

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

Oh wow. I didn't know that Boss Pointy Hair was gay. One guy went up to him and made a sound of a tiger.

[T3hGrun7]

10% of 15 billion is...

14 billion.

Exactly!

[mrhahaproductions]

i hate that stupid commercial thats in all of the videos.

[VeeRozy88]

Wait, wait...isn't the voice of Dogbert REALLY close to the voice of the narrator of Zeitgeist?

[nightlink25]

pwnd

[benyg64]

i luv dilmom

[benyg64]

lifes too short for retarded commercials!!!!!!!!!!

[pinkwarproductions]

i was thinking the same thing lol

[Serp1313]

@benyg64

Then block them.

[450Beatle]

@benyg64 You know we would have to pay if youtube didn't have Commercials. I mean if you want to pay for youtube, thats your problem

[relcluse]

@benyg64 three seconds long...tough shit.

[mitchqqqqqq]

dilmom

[nightlink25]

336 hahahahaha eat it337 h 100000000000000000000000000000­000

[JackSpicersBro]

Wow, first of all, I liked this episode, second of all, lol at the thumbs down.

[NationalAssimilation]

it sounds like "Rush" did the theme music. lol