I grew up as a Southern Baptist and it was exactly like this, except every bloody week. Sad part is that I was either a Deist or an Atheist (when I was around 11, I became essentially a Deist and by 16 or so I had abandoned the notion of a creator all together) the whole time I was a teen, but my mother is ultra conservative, so I went anyways, but luckily another friend I had at church was agnostic himself.
"To put Jesus in a cataeogry all of his own..." perhaps sums up all of religious discourse - I would call that category "immune to analysis and criticism", however.
I might find myself saying this for all parts of your video, but huge props for sitting through that - I'd have had my head in my hands.
Your videos remind me of where I de-converted. It was at a Christian college! lol At the time I genuinely thought Christianity was true, therefore it was of the utmost importance to me. So I went to the college only to find a bunch of loons. Further I began question the religion itself and found a lot of crazy. The funny thing was I de-converted within a month of being there, but to keep my scholarship I had to finish the year. A whole year of being an undercover non-believer REALLY sucks!
There's a word for people who are indoctrinated and NEVER question it and just go with it......CrAzY!!!1!11!!!11!one!1!! I hate it for you man. I know your fucking ears had to be bleeding by the time you left that hell hole. America has big time football, Canada has big time hockey, but these two countries come together at one point...fucking mindless sheep who worship an invisible man. Sad.
this looked like a horrible ordeal, at least when I went to a sort of "Jesus Camp"(when I was just becoming very skeptical), we went to Six flags and a water park, I even got drunk on the trip(unbeknownst to the group), it was fun as hell.
I became a hardcore atheist not long after that trip though, and I actually miss the friends I made at that church they were actually really good caring people, it makes me sad but that's how shit goes y'know...
how scary is the end of this vid?!! im freaked out just watching, bet it was intense actually being there!! i couldnt feel safe surrounded by such nutters, i was made to go church when i was young but if i had seen anything like this id have been terrified, not of a god but of the people around me, including my parents.
The constantly-BSing-Guy gave me a headache, and I couldn't help but skip lots of parts. But don't worry, I still got the point that this guy is a indoctrinating, BS out his mouth, mentally retarded idiot.
Good lord, how many hours each day did you have to sit through this verbal assault? And...how many days did the camp last? This makes me think of the movie "A Clock Work Orange", where the violent criminal is desensitized to commiting acts of crimes by being forced to watch films of brutality (his eyes were pryed open with a type of vice and he was strapped to a chair). This psychologically similar. The speaker sure likes the sound of his own voice.
These videos bring back memories for me...all that fun brainwashing as a kid...gah...wish I had a video camera able to fit in the palm of my hand back then...
Thanks for posting these! I wish you good luck in life. You caught on a few years quicker than I did.
I find it incomprehensibly baffling, that I cannot relate in any way to what the guy says. Never having been brought into religion ever, it is completely alien to me. I still find it quite satisfying though to have been spared this.
How can people actually enjoy going to such speeches...
Fun fact : the guy doesn't believe in jesus himself. He is a good actor though and might have a degree in psychology. People can be manipulated so easily, i don't know whether i should laugh or cry
" to be the one in charge, to be the one who's COMPLETELY IN CONTROL OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE" <<< no thank you, we've had people like that in charge and it never seemed to work out
@KakuPL It's like Here have free will, now let me control your life of BURN FOREVER! But it's your choice, you have free will after all. Yup that sounds like a person I'd accept as my lord. He is truly a magnificant forgiving person worthy of my worship, even though I am not of his attention, I am sinful and worthless afterall.
I've never been in an environment where a camp like this of this would be thought of as normal, guess I just got lucky.
I love how religious people like that guy on stage shout and yell and try to make religion seem important and essential by adding such emotion. It's very funny how they talk the way they do. I wonder what would happen if all scientist spoke like that... If I was you Shwa I would have felt like such a ninja. Being somewhat stealthy with the camera at times and trying to appear as if religion is your whole life. Very strange how religious people think...if at all. You're an awesome spy man. :D
@thousandlegger ........That's God's love right there in your words, right retard?
"God is GOOD to his people! all you haters can fuck off and rot in HELL!!!!1"
Does that sound Christian to you? If a person doesn't agree with your religious convictions, you want that person to go to "imaginary" Hell. Shame on you! What did Jesus teach about judging others? Allegedly Jesus hung out with "sinners"
@bigboy45454545 you are taking that out of context you hypocrite. you must believe the Truth of His Holy Word in order to enter the kingdom of Heaven. how dare you judge me? you will rot with hitler and darwin all the other athiests in eternal torment as we laugh on streets of gold.
@bigboy45454545 only a fool like you would use the word "retard". don't you know that that is offensive? in God's eyes you are worthless because only He is Holy. you should Pray to Him and ask that you be forgiven for saying "retard". please, for your own sake...repent.
@thousandlegger.......Why is the word retard offensive? Are there not intellectually stunted people in the world? Many of these people are Christians and in your view "God" made these people this way, did he not? If you say no, then you don't believe God created us, therefore God has "no power" and isn't a real God. If sin or the Devil created retards, then God created sin and the Devil. So which is it? Is God evil or does God have no power, or does God not exist? All Christians are retards.
@bigboy45454545 you're just taking what i said out of context. and you shall not challenge the Lord Your God. he doesn't go by your rules. if He wants to make "retards" as you call them he will. and if He wants to Kill everyone on the planet, He WILL. and you will be burned forever and ever when he does.
@thousandlegger .......A nonexistent God won't do anything of the sort, Retard. You're trapped in your delusions of a God doing something, when "Gods" haven't been observed doing anything, ever. Because your God isn't real. Gods live only in your mind. The world around you is a natural system. Supernatural Gods don't exist. Christians have child-like minds and active imaginations.
@bigboy45454545 WOW major props "i guess that makes sense. maybe you're right" i dont think i have ever seen a christian admit that an athiest might be correct on youtube before, damn... well done dude. one less deluded person right there.
@thousandlegger i can see a retard rambling on about somthing that is not real and is a figment of his imagination... and i can see how powerfull his retardation is yes...
This guy sounds like he has problems of his own. I became an atheist about the same way btw. Except i came to Youtube a little more open minded because my mom is an atheist and im not really sure what my dad believes, but I hope you don't have a problem with your parents when they find out you are an atheist. Good luck
I spent most of my life being dragged to church, Bible camps, Sunday school, etc. so I feel your pain. Sitting through these kinds of sermons was the most excruciating experience ever. I rather be visiting the dentist...
What I find especially scarring about these chruches and youth groups is even when you accept what they say you are never good enough you are never godly enough and you have never given enough money . There is never a hey nice job guys sermon because guilt is their primary motivator. Its like an abusive relationship where the partner tells you that the beatings are deserved due to your short comings.
Hear the way he speaks? The upitched monotone, speeding up when he makes a certain point, slowing down to convince, pausing to poress home. Carrying on that high pitched monotone, slow moving, hand moving side to side, snap fingers, repetition and suggestion to let go. It's called mesmerism in psychology.
"Oh god, we want you so...... Desperately! Please god, please! Please put it in my ass! Oh god, shoot the semen into my anus. Shoot it into my ass. Shamalla shamalla bam!"
"I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. gOD WANTS TO MEET WITH YOU, JESUS SAID."
Oh, I see. Your god was too weak to tell us that itself.
I do NOT capitalize the "g" in "g money god", ever. Not even when I have written in all caps or when the word "god" comes at the beginning of a sentence. Fuck that shit.
As North American christians, apparently we want some casual ass shit.
This is the best mix of psychosis, brainwash, sickeness and ... corruption I have ever seen. In Europe we have institutions to treat such people: mental hospitals. No escape possible.
@josca2 you seem surprised...you aint seen NOTHING man...I used to be forced to go to church every Sunday, you talk about hell. I went to a BLACK church where people run around and act a damn fool speaking in tongues and all that shit
I wasn't born a Christian (born into a Muslim family actually) but this stuff is super boring. At least Muslim sermons contain references to Muslims being morally superior to other faiths. This stuff is torture because it is pure boredom.
"Set aside time to be with jesus." Hint: go to church more.
Hint: Go to church so you can give offering and make us close to 100,000 dollars at a fucking CAMP.
"Be willing to go where god wants us to."
Basically if you think doing something is right based on the "morality" (if you could call it that) from the bible, then that's apparently GOD speaking to you. (It's you thinking something and giving credit to god.)
UGH fuck religion, fuck church fuck humanity fuck it all
How the fuck can parents send their kids to a place like this. It just appalling. Exchange the words god and jesus to some other fictianal character and that man would be classed as medically and legaly insane.
ShwaNerd, thank you for posting this. What scary crap that brings back memories of my youth. That "speaking in tongues" gibberish at the end would be hilarious, if it weren't for the young victims being brainwashed by it.
You should write about how you survived the brainwashing, and how you became an atheist. I would be interested in reading it.
This reminds me of the basement scene in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," please, cut me to pieces now! Oh, no, not the talking in tongues, cut my ears off, please!
wow, you must be the most tolerant and patient guy in the world. I'd rather plunge sharp needles into my eyeballs than have to sit through that drivel.
I like how the minister there can't possibly contain the nonsensical babble from coming out of his mouth but thee band right behind him is able to go on operating complex instruments rather nonchalantly.
I feel for you that you had to sit through this garbage. This preacher, or whatever he is, is annoying! And how ridiculous is the speaking in tongues? Why does god come through people and make them babble? Nonsense!
I spent a few years in a Pentecostal church, and this is exactly what it's like everywhere I think.
Especially the end there, where he's working the crowd into an emotional frenzy and claiming that it's "not just an experience" you know, it's the presence of God, right?
I'd say, what good is a God you've created in your emotional frenzy, a God who's greatest expression of might and power is a self-induced hypnotic state? Especially one that's gone when you get home...
Next time you are having to pretend to speak in tongues, recite the theme to the Omen. It is highly unlikely anyone there would know Latin or that what you are saying is praising Satan.
this guys just ranting off his "high" off his Faith feeling being stimulated by his beleif and stupidity, sounds irritating and irrational as usual, like most Sermons i hear,
The sermons aren't even that creative. I remember some pretty good ones from catholic school that were really good, but then again I suspect our priest was actually an atheist too.
08:36 "...God want's to reveal himself in ways that you'd never be able to go back to living 'life as normal'..." That's right. Moses saw his hind-quarters and never was the same.
"You set aside time to meet with God, and he will meet with you, in Jesus' name." That sounds plausible, like the plausibility of using mental effort to add a foot to my height.
I think it's like the chanting from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, right before the cult leader pulls out a mans heart. The video ends abruptly afterwards... Shwanerd, are you holding out on us?!
I went to a camp and this kid with a balloon did a speech that went along the lines of, "See this balloon? This balloon represents your faith. People out there will try to deflate this balloon. Don't let them, keep your faith inflated an it will fly like your soul."
Suicide bombing. Suicide bombing is the next level. Especially for people who have a "personal relationship" with an individual that exists only in their collective imaginations.
I love listening to people speak in tongues because it's so obvious that it's just them getting overly excited and letting gibberish / vaguely semitic syllables flow out of their mouths. Shabhabhahbrrabababasheeeshahbababa. Really? You think that's a language? I'd love to see someone record hours of it and try to figure out the phonemes and the vowel inventory.
I grew up as a Southern Baptist and it was exactly like this, except every bloody week. Sad part is that I was either a Deist or an Atheist (when I was around 11, I became essentially a Deist and by 16 or so I had abandoned the notion of a creator all together) the whole time I was a teen, but my mother is ultra conservative, so I went anyways, but luckily another friend I had at church was agnostic himself.
Freeisme 4 months ago
"To put Jesus in a cataeogry all of his own..." perhaps sums up all of religious discourse - I would call that category "immune to analysis and criticism", however.
I might find myself saying this for all parts of your video, but huge props for sitting through that - I'd have had my head in my hands.
JMUDoc 5 months ago
"speaking in tongues" really sums up the stupidity in a way that language can't. it's literally indescribably idiotic.
rrpostalagain 5 months ago
I can't understand why he turns into a mentally retarded person at the end of the video.
MUGENKINGU 6 months ago
Jesus .... would probably be pretty disturbed if he saw that happen in his name.
Jesus45U 6 months ago
7:50 and there like "OMG i didn’t know shrooms would do THIS!!"
NinjaFanGirl 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Things need to be put in places"
yuo252 6 months ago
That preacher is like the preacher Dane cook. Slightly funny overly hyper and acts younger then he is.
yuo252 6 months ago
When he talks replace the word glory with penis. XD Soo gay.
XenovannHellwolf 7 months ago
Think I'm gonna vomit. Again. Gotta stop watching this stuff. But I can't. It's like a car crash. I just can't look away..... Great work Shwanerd.
grundgemonster 7 months ago
This preacher seems to reeeaaaly love Jesus. Gay love.
qonf 7 months ago
Dude...this reminds me of that crazy movie Teeth.
Haygirl345 7 months ago
Wow I'm amazed that you survived that,..I wouldve been outta there within the first hour..or five minutes
xratedMadHattress 7 months ago
Wow he's so fanatic!
miretchin 8 months ago
Your videos remind me of where I de-converted. It was at a Christian college! lol At the time I genuinely thought Christianity was true, therefore it was of the utmost importance to me. So I went to the college only to find a bunch of loons. Further I began question the religion itself and found a lot of crazy. The funny thing was I de-converted within a month of being there, but to keep my scholarship I had to finish the year. A whole year of being an undercover non-believer REALLY sucks!
Jayoung1000 8 months ago
Thanks for the good work man. Your videos are super valuable. You sound kinda like Jonathan Toews.
Newenlightenmentnow 9 months ago
There's a word for people who are indoctrinated and NEVER question it and just go with it......CrAzY!!!1!11!!!11!one!1!! I hate it for you man. I know your fucking ears had to be bleeding by the time you left that hell hole. America has big time football, Canada has big time hockey, but these two countries come together at one point...fucking mindless sheep who worship an invisible man. Sad.
imaking42 9 months ago
I found myself tuning out the sermon... much like I did back when I was christian. haha! zzzzzzzzzzz! what a bore!
RainyStreetz 9 months ago
this looked like a horrible ordeal, at least when I went to a sort of "Jesus Camp"(when I was just becoming very skeptical), we went to Six flags and a water park, I even got drunk on the trip(unbeknownst to the group), it was fun as hell.
I became a hardcore atheist not long after that trip though, and I actually miss the friends I made at that church they were actually really good caring people, it makes me sad but that's how shit goes y'know...
hempartist420 9 months ago
Bunch of nutters. Yikes.
lormendi 10 months ago
2:15 - Jesus was "trans-fingered" before the desciples? ouch. - It made him glow apparently.
JABS991 10 months ago
Wow, what a freak that guy is.
Godsmasher22 10 months ago
Sicko mind control techniques bro srsly. Thanks for postin.
esiosan 10 months ago
That must be so hard to get through. I would have been laughing my ass off.
'"In jeebus name shigigbibibabababa goo gididid go shigibibibas gi bo bae"
Also...
What's the intro song you played for like 30 seconds called?
LeeRLang 11 months ago
@LeeRLang It sounded like "Cells" by The Servant, but I'm not sure.
lordlacolith 10 months ago
how scary is the end of this vid?!! im freaked out just watching, bet it was intense actually being there!! i couldnt feel safe surrounded by such nutters, i was made to go church when i was young but if i had seen anything like this id have been terrified, not of a god but of the people around me, including my parents.
ThePaganSamurai 11 months ago
"I'm sorry to burst ur theological bubble" LOL. Well there never rly was a theological bubble becuz its imaginary. If thats a better spin on it.
rylove001 11 months ago
The constantly-BSing-Guy gave me a headache, and I couldn't help but skip lots of parts. But don't worry, I still got the point that this guy is a indoctrinating, BS out his mouth, mentally retarded idiot.
NightCrimson 1 year ago
This guy is like an indoctrenated Dane Cook
SchizoCarpetBeater 1 year ago
@SchizoCarpetBeater So...in other words, Dane Cook?
lordlacolith 10 months ago
what's with the werid fillers
SchizoCarpetBeater 1 year ago
Good lord, how many hours each day did you have to sit through this verbal assault? And...how many days did the camp last? This makes me think of the movie "A Clock Work Orange", where the violent criminal is desensitized to commiting acts of crimes by being forced to watch films of brutality (his eyes were pryed open with a type of vice and he was strapped to a chair). This psychologically similar. The speaker sure likes the sound of his own voice.
TemplarVision 1 year ago
These videos bring back memories for me...all that fun brainwashing as a kid...gah...wish I had a video camera able to fit in the palm of my hand back then...
Thanks for posting these! I wish you good luck in life. You caught on a few years quicker than I did.
mousers42 1 year ago
I find it incomprehensibly baffling, that I cannot relate in any way to what the guy says. Never having been brought into religion ever, it is completely alien to me. I still find it quite satisfying though to have been spared this.
How can people actually enjoy going to such speeches...
Nardypants 1 year ago
confess with your mouth you come into relationship with god thru his lordship
he worked in a bj joke well done
youwillbesaved 1 year ago
If I profess Jesus is my Lord then does that make me his slave?
Theists make me laugh.
saprekench1002 1 year ago
Fun fact : the guy doesn't believe in jesus himself. He is a good actor though and might have a degree in psychology. People can be manipulated so easily, i don't know whether i should laugh or cry
3:20
" to be the one in charge, to be the one who's COMPLETELY IN CONTROL OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE" <<< no thank you, we've had people like that in charge and it never seemed to work out
KakuPL 1 year ago
@KakuPL It's like Here have free will, now let me control your life of BURN FOREVER! But it's your choice, you have free will after all. Yup that sounds like a person I'd accept as my lord. He is truly a magnificant forgiving person worthy of my worship, even though I am not of his attention, I am sinful and worthless afterall.
I've never been in an environment where a camp like this of this would be thought of as normal, guess I just got lucky.
sharkjack 11 months ago
How long until someone who went there finds this.
bl184999 1 year ago
Christianity is like aids.
chestcavitystomper 1 year ago
@ 9:31 its scatman john ROFL! for those who dont know who The Scatman is link: /watch?v=Geiq0FP13uQ
D413373R 1 year ago
I love how religious people like that guy on stage shout and yell and try to make religion seem important and essential by adding such emotion. It's very funny how they talk the way they do. I wonder what would happen if all scientist spoke like that... If I was you Shwa I would have felt like such a ninja. Being somewhat stealthy with the camera at times and trying to appear as if religion is your whole life. Very strange how religious people think...if at all. You're an awesome spy man. :D
LegendaryZody 1 year ago
can't you see the power in that room? God is GOOD to his people! all you haters can fuck off and rot in HELL!!!!1
thousandlegger 1 year ago
@thousandlegger ........That's God's love right there in your words, right retard?
"God is GOOD to his people! all you haters can fuck off and rot in HELL!!!!1"
Does that sound Christian to you? If a person doesn't agree with your religious convictions, you want that person to go to "imaginary" Hell. Shame on you! What did Jesus teach about judging others? Allegedly Jesus hung out with "sinners"
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 you are taking that out of context you hypocrite. you must believe the Truth of His Holy Word in order to enter the kingdom of Heaven. how dare you judge me? you will rot with hitler and darwin all the other athiests in eternal torment as we laugh on streets of gold.
thousandlegger 1 year ago
@thousandlegger .......Sure thing retard. I must believe or I'm the hypocrite and I'm going to Hell too, because you say so. What a fucktard.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 only a fool like you would use the word "retard". don't you know that that is offensive? in God's eyes you are worthless because only He is Holy. you should Pray to Him and ask that you be forgiven for saying "retard". please, for your own sake...repent.
thousandlegger 1 year ago
@thousandlegger.......Why is the word retard offensive? Are there not intellectually stunted people in the world? Many of these people are Christians and in your view "God" made these people this way, did he not? If you say no, then you don't believe God created us, therefore God has "no power" and isn't a real God. If sin or the Devil created retards, then God created sin and the Devil. So which is it? Is God evil or does God have no power, or does God not exist? All Christians are retards.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 you're just taking what i said out of context. and you shall not challenge the Lord Your God. he doesn't go by your rules. if He wants to make "retards" as you call them he will. and if He wants to Kill everyone on the planet, He WILL. and you will be burned forever and ever when he does.
thousandlegger 1 year ago
@thousandlegger .......A nonexistent God won't do anything of the sort, Retard. You're trapped in your delusions of a God doing something, when "Gods" haven't been observed doing anything, ever. Because your God isn't real. Gods live only in your mind. The world around you is a natural system. Supernatural Gods don't exist. Christians have child-like minds and active imaginations.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 i guess that makes sense. maybe you're right.
thousandlegger 1 year ago
@bigboy45454545 WOW major props "i guess that makes sense. maybe you're right" i dont think i have ever seen a christian admit that an athiest might be correct on youtube before, damn... well done dude. one less deluded person right there.
D413373R 1 year ago
@D413373R Yeah, I think we won one back to reality. I see you commented to this fellow too. We're awesome.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago
@thousandlegger i can see a retard rambling on about somthing that is not real and is a figment of his imagination... and i can see how powerfull his retardation is yes...
D413373R 1 year ago
@D413373R wait, what?
thousandlegger 1 year ago
This guy sounds like he has problems of his own. I became an atheist about the same way btw. Except i came to Youtube a little more open minded because my mom is an atheist and im not really sure what my dad believes, but I hope you don't have a problem with your parents when they find out you are an atheist. Good luck
Matrix2458 1 year ago
Jesus isn't your homeboy.
ninjaduc1 1 year ago
I spent most of my life being dragged to church, Bible camps, Sunday school, etc. so I feel your pain. Sitting through these kinds of sermons was the most excruciating experience ever. I rather be visiting the dentist...
Culiccidae 1 year ago
my parents often drag me to church and i can barely wear the religious mask for 2 hours mad props for your five days
sanguineeskimo 1 year ago
good videos ... well done!
MarathonTrainer 1 year ago
-manipulation and mindcontrol
that is all these camps are
942nick 1 year ago 2
Couldn't watched till the end. I found it so sad, pathetically sad.
VonBoche 1 year ago
What I find especially scarring about these chruches and youth groups is even when you accept what they say you are never good enough you are never godly enough and you have never given enough money . There is never a hey nice job guys sermon because guilt is their primary motivator. Its like an abusive relationship where the partner tells you that the beatings are deserved due to your short comings.
krissy4nik 1 year ago
I can't tell what the hell this guy is talking about. It seems like he's just going on about random stuff. No offense.
CanadiaNecro1 1 year ago
is that Paul Washer? Just testing my voice recognition ability...
NuyBard 1 year ago
3:14
-"Somebody say Lord!"
-"Borg"
bugogorac 1 year ago
@bugogorac good pun
DimitriGoryenko 1 year ago
Almost too close for comfort. I went to camps like this from 4th - 12th grade. Without the glossolalia, though.
I really hate the quote-mining and paraphrasing employed in order to hammer home the guilt trips, which distort what the text actually says.
chrisnu 1 year ago
I love how guilty they try and make you feel for not spending all your time talking to jesus (yourself)
Then your looking around like wth towards the end because the guy is shouting out fucking senseless babble...
Bralidiroe 1 year ago
Hear the way he speaks? The upitched monotone, speeding up when he makes a certain point, slowing down to convince, pausing to poress home. Carrying on that high pitched monotone, slow moving, hand moving side to side, snap fingers, repetition and suggestion to let go. It's called mesmerism in psychology.
mrgodbehere 1 year ago 2
@mrgodbehere or showmanship in Barnumese
NuyBard 1 year ago
"Oh god, we want you so...... Desperately! Please god, please! Please put it in my ass! Oh god, shoot the semen into my anus. Shoot it into my ass. Shamalla shamalla bam!"
mindsmirror 1 year ago 31
"I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. gOD WANTS TO MEET WITH YOU, JESUS SAID."
Oh, I see. Your god was too weak to tell us that itself.
I do NOT capitalize the "g" in "g money god", ever. Not even when I have written in all caps or when the word "god" comes at the beginning of a sentence. Fuck that shit.
As North American christians, apparently we want some casual ass shit.
mindsmirror 1 year ago
Kim Il-Sung = God
Kim Jong-Il = Jesus
Secret Police = Holy Ghost
Hmm, funny how these things are in common, ah?
Every personality cultist took their lessons from the Master, the Lord Jesus Christ.
Reghedable 1 year ago
If I where ever forced to listen to this for more than an hour I would consider it torture and just leave.
funknotik 1 year ago
This is the best mix of psychosis, brainwash, sickeness and ... corruption I have ever seen. In Europe we have institutions to treat such people: mental hospitals. No escape possible.
josca2 1 year ago
@josca2 you seem surprised...you aint seen NOTHING man...I used to be forced to go to church every Sunday, you talk about hell. I went to a BLACK church where people run around and act a damn fool speaking in tongues and all that shit
Bralidiroe 1 year ago
I wasn't born a Christian (born into a Muslim family actually) but this stuff is super boring. At least Muslim sermons contain references to Muslims being morally superior to other faiths. This stuff is torture because it is pure boredom.
dirtyhyde8 2 years ago
I KNOW
BlueWaveOfLight 1 year ago
"Set aside time to be with jesus." Hint: go to church more.
Hint: Go to church so you can give offering and make us close to 100,000 dollars at a fucking CAMP.
"Be willing to go where god wants us to."
Basically if you think doing something is right based on the "morality" (if you could call it that) from the bible, then that's apparently GOD speaking to you. (It's you thinking something and giving credit to god.)
UGH fuck religion, fuck church fuck humanity fuck it all
Ozzy0sbourne 2 years ago 3
Men love messes...what did this have to do with his point?
jdt2003 2 years ago
absolutely sickening
dna598 2 years ago
"Its not rocket science"
That made me chuckle. Basically he's saying "Don't think to hard about this. God doesn't want you to."
TheAtramentalGhost 2 years ago 2
I dig the sweet scat routine there at the end!
thedigitalnomad 2 years ago
How the fuck can parents send their kids to a place like this. It just appalling. Exchange the words god and jesus to some other fictianal character and that man would be classed as medically and legaly insane.
tempoz80 2 years ago 7
Thanks Shwanerd for the upload
shaolinchaos 2 years ago 2
ShwaNerd, thank you for posting this. What scary crap that brings back memories of my youth. That "speaking in tongues" gibberish at the end would be hilarious, if it weren't for the young victims being brainwashed by it.
You should write about how you survived the brainwashing, and how you became an atheist. I would be interested in reading it.
svanhoosen 2 years ago 3
This reminds me of the basement scene in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," please, cut me to pieces now! Oh, no, not the talking in tongues, cut my ears off, please!
humanbeing2197 2 years ago
Hey Shwanerd, at what age did you become an atheist? and how did you come about seeing through your indoctrination?
AMP3G 2 years ago 2
Check out my videos where I called the Atheist Experience, and my interview on InfidelGuy Radio; I explain it really in-depth there.
ShwaNerd 2 years ago
Great, thanks a lot man. Also, did you get hassled filming these videos?
AMP3G 2 years ago
I got questioned a little bit; no real trouble though.
ShwaNerd 2 years ago
@ShwaNerd Saw it and came to your channel... I feel like throwing up in my mouth... NOODLES4LYFE
FlyingSpahghettiMan 1 year ago
so..is that Aramaic at the end?? ;p
l337pwnage 2 years ago
Very Very disturbing stuff....
hummerume 2 years ago
Bad memories :(
GrrricaPeace 2 years ago
wow, you must be the most tolerant and patient guy in the world. I'd rather plunge sharp needles into my eyeballs than have to sit through that drivel.
KitKat5781 2 years ago
I really hope you are kidding about those needles....
hummerume 2 years ago
This aint is good as the American Jesus camp kids they would totally kick your asses!
THERE FORCE IS STRONGER THEN YOUR FORCE!
Those kids shoot lighting bolets out there ass Canadian Jesus camp kids can only power a small fm radio
SuperSharko 2 years ago
AHHH CHILDHOOD FLASHBACKS!
What is it about Christians that makes me sick. or want to knock him out.
Shut up shup up shut up!
And we wonder why people like this can't "understand evolution"
Your GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! Buy a hooker already you can't bone Jesus preacher guy.
SuperSharko 2 years ago 2
I like how the minister there can't possibly contain the nonsensical babble from coming out of his mouth but thee band right behind him is able to go on operating complex instruments rather nonchalantly.
d120888 2 years ago
I feel for you that you had to sit through this garbage. This preacher, or whatever he is, is annoying! And how ridiculous is the speaking in tongues? Why does god come through people and make them babble? Nonsense!
luptoneous 2 years ago
I spent a few years in a Pentecostal church, and this is exactly what it's like everywhere I think.
Especially the end there, where he's working the crowd into an emotional frenzy and claiming that it's "not just an experience" you know, it's the presence of God, right?
I'd say, what good is a God you've created in your emotional frenzy, a God who's greatest expression of might and power is a self-induced hypnotic state? Especially one that's gone when you get home...
Ugh, bad memories :P
trista86 2 years ago 5
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This is painful to watch.
evildude220 2 years ago
Jesus is NOT my homeboy?
Key2daUnderground 2 years ago 3
Fundies seem to have an infantile fixation on Jesus. A covetous relationship. The mindless word salad is like a form of hypnosis.
alphgeek 2 years ago 3
i feel bad for you, i aggree with the comment below you deserve 100 internets or more!
flagingisretarded 2 years ago 2
How could you tolerate this for a week?! Your sir, win one hundred internets for not laughing at people speaking tongues. XD
StudioManic 2 years ago 3
holy crap. I don't think there's any way I could ever just sit and listen to the crap for more than about 30 seconds or so.
I'd chew my own leg off to get out of there...
GetMeThere1 2 years ago 2
You should have had the speaker read this passage
1 Corinthians 12:4-11,28-31
It basically says that not everybody can speak in tongues, it's actually a rare gift. Also this verse will really send it home.
1 Corinthians 14:28 If there is no interpreter, the speaker should keep quiet in the church and speak to himself and God.
this verse is talking about speaking in tongues and that you shouldn't do it if there is nobody that can interpret it.
isn't it fun destroying fundies with the bible?
Shigren 2 years ago 20
@Shigren and the tongues spoken real tongues, just unknown to the person speaking, not gibberish.
NuyBard 1 year ago
Even Jesus can't ignore Gary Oak's girth.
taevus 2 years ago
"Somebody say 'lord'."
"Loooord..."
This is brainwashing! It's training kids to NOT think for themselves.
Vinifera7 2 years ago 2
man, this preacher just spews shit. nonsensical bull crap
FloydsFraGG 2 years ago
Next time you are having to pretend to speak in tongues, recite the theme to the Omen. It is highly unlikely anyone there would know Latin or that what you are saying is praising Satan.
ergotempusvernum 2 years ago
Naw he should just say lolrofllolololrofl as fast as possible.
RiotRanger 2 years ago
I watched this while playing Fallout 3: the Pitt, right when Ashur is giving his big speech...
EloquentiaSerpentis 2 years ago
Scooby Dooby Doooooo!
Camikaze999 2 years ago
Heard your call on AE :)
I couldn't make it through 10 minutes of this crap. I don't know how you lasted a week.
tinkabella83 2 years ago 4
Yeah I had to fast forward. As interesting as it is to listen to how fundies are advertised to I found this particularly painful.
How do people listen to this crap?
I didn't know until about three years ago, this whole speaking in toungues crap. It amazes me that anyone would think that is sane.
O2BSoLucky 2 years ago
This Kool-Aid tastes like crap.
BoyGringo 2 years ago
Did you get all emotional too, as everyone else seemed to?
smittlewroben 2 years ago
heh. wtq is up with speaking in tongues?
"shoobedee bop ba da suck unna jesus name."
ehhhhh.
DogmaGogMagogMa 2 years ago
shoobadeebopbopbopdoo!
RichoRosai 2 years ago
One monster of a red hering @ 4:36. WTF is he talking about?
ImprovArmory 2 years ago
I dunno about entertaining Jesus but this joker sure is entertaining to me.
Alexius314 2 years ago
this guys just ranting off his "high" off his Faith feeling being stimulated by his beleif and stupidity, sounds irritating and irrational as usual, like most Sermons i hear,
CobraLats 2 years ago
It sounds like this dude wants to take it slow before Jesus mind fucks him.
Tylonous 2 years ago
nah he's an atheist i think
rocknrollgod16 2 years ago
I'm talking about the preacher.
Tylonous 2 years ago
Wow this chilling. It is frightening. Cyanide anyone?
ReverendAtomSmasher 2 years ago
4:50 he confesses to sloth...and i disagree about tap dancing. if god doesn't like it, why do chrisitans do so much of it??
practicalmagic9 2 years ago
Omg, would somebody please just slap him? He's acting like a hysterical little kid. o.O
SableRain 2 years ago
The sermons aren't even that creative. I remember some pretty good ones from catholic school that were really good, but then again I suspect our priest was actually an atheist too.
mistamustard 2 years ago
This guy needs to learn how to breathe through his nose.
macaddct1984 2 years ago
3:24 So Christians are the hoes to Jesus' pimp.
TheK00laid47 2 years ago
I'm giving you 5 star votes, simply because you can put up with this kind of child abuse.
RickysaurusNY 2 years ago 2
The church will forgive me if i heave?
KeiichiRX7 2 years ago
actually they would likely rush to you and lay hands on you to exorcise the demonic spirit(s).they would get very excited to help you.
thats my past experience anyway.
practicalmagic9 2 years ago
08:36 "...God want's to reveal himself in ways that you'd never be able to go back to living 'life as normal'..." That's right. Moses saw his hind-quarters and never was the same.
v2keener 2 years ago
04:33 And a little bit of stand-up, rock on!
v2keener 2 years ago
"We want a casual relationship with Jesus..." Maybe, if he were a chick.
v2keener 2 years ago
"You set aside time to meet with God, and he will meet with you, in Jesus' name." That sounds plausible, like the plausibility of using mental effort to add a foot to my height.
v2keener 2 years ago
Wow.
I know he's using words, and they resemble sentences, but man...I have no idea what he's talking about.
Except at around 4:41 where he says "I'm fairly useless", he's really not saying anything.
The funny thing is if you replace words like "god", "jesus", "lord", with "unicorn" or "magic pixie", he's making just as much sense.
Oh, and in his closing argument, What does "shoo-be-doo-ba-da-sha-day" mean?
sined13 2 years ago
I think that was him trying to speak in tongues. To me, it just sounds like he's skatting really badly...
ZanderSchubert 2 years ago
omg rofl, skat is so fucking funny!
TheSniffyClock 2 years ago
I think it's like the chanting from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, right before the cult leader pulls out a mans heart. The video ends abruptly afterwards... Shwanerd, are you holding out on us?!
anarkus03 2 years ago
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denisfilming 2 years ago
I was actually thinking of Temple of Doom when I wrote it.
Kalima will rule the world !
sined13 2 years ago
uh at the end what is he saying?
is it supposed to be gibberish?
cheeseman747 2 years ago
wow i didnt make it 2 min
kemptonking 2 years ago
"Willing to go where god wants us to go..."... and where pray would that be?
"draw near to me" ...and where pray are you?
"seek his face" ..."you cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live." (Exodus 33)
Fools. & WTF is up with the cat wailing at the end?
faithisfiction 2 years ago
This is actually dificult to listen to.
BrianVonDoom 2 years ago
I tried having a casual relationship with Jesus but the bastard always wants more. Never stopped calling. I had to call it off and change my number.
skitchdrews 2 years ago 9
It's weird how they try to give a soundtrack to their life... The emotional music playing while he was jabbering in tongue... it's really very sad.
TheWindClaw 2 years ago
Uh....so, I guess it is safe to say that ShawNerd did not get laid at this camp?
kingston326 2 years ago 3
If god wants to meet with me, he should simply give me a call, it's not like we're not in the phone book :rolleyes:
giliellthesecond 2 years ago 3
i wouldn't be able to look at jesus the same after if he "Touched" me either lol!!!
stjimmy933499399493 2 years ago
I went to a camp and this kid with a balloon did a speech that went along the lines of, "See this balloon? This balloon represents your faith. People out there will try to deflate this balloon. Don't let them, keep your faith inflated an it will fly like your soul."
My balloon doesn't exist.
FreePrometheus 2 years ago 3
Why do we always have to come to god before he comes to us???? Gee, could it be because the illusion of this relationship only exists in our minds?
tempemonkey2323 2 years ago 3
Apparently his stupidity is causing too much friction with reality, it's showing up on the heat sensor.
TheObservantOutsider 2 years ago 3
Yup, it's not rocket science. That guy is right.
Rocket Science has to work.
TheObservantOutsider 2 years ago
Level up *doo do do di doo*. Crowd learns Praise!
KellyMacCornmac 2 years ago
fucking creepy... tag along with god? where?
crimeforadime 2 years ago
He is ripping of Jeff Foxworthy @6:00. I'm so glad u made it out of that place with ur sanity.
iiiiblaze 2 years ago
Man, I can't help worrying about people finding out who you are...
Hope you have a plan just in case, or are you trying to let people discover you are an atheist so you don't have to tell them?
Anyway, keep the good work...
SandmanBR 2 years ago
Haha, wow speaking in tongues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen.
percymate 2 years ago 3
Holy crap! The end looked like Hitlers Youth!
That is some scary stuff.
N21X 2 years ago 3
Exactly what is the NEXT level? Preachers always want people to go to the next level.
FightsWithPreachers 2 years ago
Suicide bombing. Suicide bombing is the next level. Especially for people who have a "personal relationship" with an individual that exists only in their collective imaginations.
ls1z28chris 2 years ago 5
I love listening to people speak in tongues because it's so obvious that it's just them getting overly excited and letting gibberish / vaguely semitic syllables flow out of their mouths. Shabhabhahbrrabababasheeeshahbababa. Really? You think that's a language? I'd love to see someone record hours of it and try to figure out the phonemes and the vowel inventory.
ArranoGris 2 years ago
Where was this guy from? Doesn't sound very Canadian eh?
ArranoGris 2 years ago
You know? I bet Peter DID tell Jesus he was "awesome". Then he tweeted to everyone about what was happening.
ArranoGris 2 years ago
Dude, you know shit got real when he came into the audience.
suzbomb 2 years ago
You put up with this for five days? Ugh...
BarronTD 2 years ago
See, he isnt speaking in tongues, he is singing "scat" style to the music...trying to throw some jazz into that tired megachurch drivel...LOL
skeletonmom 2 years ago
Hahaha good one.
Bonefoot 2 years ago
Halayluya!
In Jesus name, shove it up your ass!
LOL