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  • wtf kind of actor says yes to doing this. lollolololollololololololol

  • they definitely worked harder on the soundtrack than the movie. which i also love

  • the equivalent of a kaki monkey trying to break a coconut :-D

  • anyone else notice it switches to a completely different actor whenever the rocks are actually lifted?

  • @ComradeGraty That's actually not a mistake; he's the main character's sidekick.

  • where did they steal this music from?

  • 0:52 Aw, dude, you dropped the rocks.

  • Insert pun on rocks and Rocky.

  • fucking rocks.

  • at ottoman empire there is a group of soldiers called 'Delüler' it means 'crazies'. because they use no weapons but their hands and no armor. and they attacked the enemy at the very front. they practiced with the rocks as in this film. but this film is a joke here in Turkey, you know. they actually filmed it seriously, but everybody makes fun of it, of course. they did it with very limited money. so it's just funny and stupid as hell. we, turks, don't really do these kind of movies seriously.

  • @barneeey

    I believe you. In America, we have "The Room" - and it was made in 2003 and cost six million dollars.

  • @MrHongKongBuffet And we have Michael Bay, who makes movies with unbelievable amounts of money and unbelievably low quality overall.

  • @VideoMask93

    Michael Bay? He's practically James Cameron compared to Uwe Boll. And even Uwe Boll's worst didn't involve rampant copyright violations. I can forgive Turkish Star Wars' F-grade quality, but why did they have to do so much stealing? It's like a fanfic film made by a 3rd grader.

  • @MrHongKongBuffet True, true.

  • Is there such a thing as too epic?.... Now I know there is... Dude was beatin up rocks! HOLY SHIT!!!

  • @unincorporated1 IN other parts of the montage he doesn't just beat up rocks, it makes them explode. he makes a person head explode just by throwing it. This man is a god, or possibly Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

  • Rockyyyy!!!!!

  • @FREAKSmoviereviews AAAAADRRIAAAAAAN!!!!!!

  • Quite possible the most moving and emotional scene in movie history....

  • Where can I find the mp3 of this Battlestar Galactica theme?

  • @UndeadTurk I actually have it. I'll PM it to you if you'd like.

  • @RockoMyler Sure that'll be cool Thanks.

  • The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back

  • Who needs a gym, when you have rocks!!

  • That music is absolutely awesome.

  • komm sofort in steam on du hurensohn!

  • @bdnetplayer It's called "Battlestar Galactica Theme", from Giorgio Moroder. It's a disco remix of the original Battlestar Galactica theme song.

  • story of my life

  • LMFAO @ triple close-up at end.

    "I karate chop & punch rocks, yet my hands never bleed."

  • @Goldhelmriel actually they do bleed, if you glimpse at the last scene

  • @MyHonestyMightHurt

    But only in final scene- after minutes 'hours' of training. lmao

  • @Goldhelmriel lol yeah, that's true. But I guess that shows how awesome they are, doesn't it :p

  • youre not alone dude! i fuckin' hate rocks too!!!

  • isnt that the theme to battlestar galactica from the 70's?

  • idk why but this video made me laugh incessantly for a good 10 minutes.

  • Damn stones killed his brother.

  • Why is he... slapping rocks most of the time?

  • That guy karate chops the crap out of that boulder.

  • yeah i wouldn't want to meet that in a dark alley

  • Me either, lawl :p

  • hihi jackie chan turkish style!!!we rooock!;P

  • Mad skillz.

  • Those rocks are getting it bad!

  • What no lightsabers?

  • so is it just me or does the music sound like the old battlestar galactica theme song being played on a casio keyboard?

  • Yeah, that's Giorgio Moroder's old Battlestar Galactica disco tune for sure.

  • All those rock chopping must hurt!

  • so thats how you master the art of bitch slapping...

  • "mommy, what's that man doing?"

  • lol what the hell is this! Gotta say the chick is hot though.

  • ok......not sure whats so star wars about it but ok

  • u gotta watch the end sequence..

  • fucking awesome!

  • ya! you beat that rocks ass!!

  • is that the hulk ... thanks for the post

  • Show that rock who's boss!!!

  • that some mighty fine rock swinging action!

  • haha nice! :D

  • He got some rock slapping SKILLZORZZZ!

  • hehehe not enough Turkish films are brought to western audiences(60's to 80's was the golden age of cheesy low budget films with nationalist overtones).....

  • siktir git lan serefsiz

  • I think it was the old ones you seen. This is from 83 and its horrible I know. Now they have high quality and better acting and use most of their own material

  • i feel buffer just having watched it!!

  • Why is Eric Estrada slapping that rock?

  • i have no clue, but i think he's trying to pull a Kenshiro (from Hokuto No Ken)

  • @roninredshade Oh, my God, I never even noticed the resemblance until you pointed it out. Classic. XD

  • Cross chop to da face !!! eat that rock

  • we are the best even in the worst:::: wuhahah... bu ne ya... helal cüneyt...koçum benim :))

  • mmmmmmm....stone slapping.....i'm geting a stiffie :D:D:D:D:D:D: XSXS

  • ROFL!!!! HE JUST KEEPS SLAPPING THE ROCK LMAO!!!! oh shit, i cant breathe

  • hes han solo right?

  • holy fuckin' shit! this has to be the greatest thing i've ever seen!!!!!

  • Thats whack!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DAMMMMMM we should show this to lucas

  • we want turkish harry potter!

  • this would be so cool xD

  • hahahhah veryyyy cooooll haha kocumm benim haha

  • ROFL * 1000 this is funny

  • hard training for the puppet monsters

    gogogogogogogogogo

    :-)

  • Turks are terrible directers of sirus movie's but this is funny rofl

  • this movie is made 1990 in Istanbul

  • no 1983

  • "Use your whistle which no women can resist"

    *Whistling*

    "You Whistled it wrong! Skeletons came instead of woman!"

  • WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAhahahahaHAHa....

    Man that turkish luke skywalker is tough, i mean.. he's beating the shit out of those rocks..

  • Marvelous! Disco remix of Battlestar Galactica theme song is GO!

  • MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • It's not without its charm, I must say.

  • geez what type of cameras did they use i can get better quality on my phone.

    anyway wtf is this?

  • Agreed, that synth music is definetly taken from the original Battlestar Galactica.

  • do i hear a bit of battlestar galactica in this one...

  • Where's the rock being kicked so hard that it explodes like a common Turkish space mummy head?

  • is that chick picking olives?

  • Right up my alley!

  • lol i luv this movie :P

  • saban hayatin gerceklerini anatarak insanlari güldermekten catlatiyordu... buysa dünyada sacmaliklari gösterip ciddi olmak istiyen komüdiyan oda güldürüyor beni

  • This one's a real turkey!

  • Turks likes to kick ur ass like 1915 :)

  • If you're a rock, never piss of the Turkish Luke Skywalker!

  • That's one of the best things I've ever seen.

  • Poor rocks, what did they do to deserve being slapped like that?

  • I don't know why people make fun of this film.. It's proof that budget isn't important at all.

    By the way, if you like this, you should see the film by the director starring Captain America and El Santo against a gang of people dressed as Spider-Man.

  • turkish starwars comicss fln yazsaydin yaw:D mllet ciiddiye alcak :P

  • Stupid Americans and Britishs

  • The end was awesome.

  • Be careful what u say u cunt

  • Better than the original, by far.

  • thats some funky shit

  • man this is the best.. i prefer watch this movie instead of the original..i guess that the guy trainig is luke, if it is that way, i choose this one.

    bizarre

  • fucking your asshole götünüzü sikim orospu çocukları kendinizr bakın yarragim

    fucking your fat ass

  • blueeyecat, fuck off!!! stupid huh?? and u r fuckin idiot !! yeah we'r gonna fuck all the people who thinks like that assholl... you woulda say "bad movie"..

  • is your mother french?? we will fuck all the world especially the people who thinks like BlueEyeCat! say bad movie but not stupid turks!! if you were next to me now i would like to kill you with no care!!! cum on the eyes of blue cat!!

  • stupid turks

  • Fuck u ok.This is very old film.U are very young 2 understand this.How old are u ? 4 years old ? Yes ok u can 5 years old

    Stupid bLueEyeCat >;8

  • is your mother french?? we will fuck all the world especially the people who thinks like BlueEyeCat! say bad movie but not stupid turks!! if you were next to me now i would like to kill you with no care!!! cum on the eyes of blue cat!!

  • this movie changed my life. sure beats episode 1.

  • this is fuckin so old film

  • THOSE turks are terible movie makers its funny though they still ruind star wars

  • what the hell was with the perverted rip off of the original battlestar galactica theme tune? they just remixed it. i hope someone got their ass off sued for this...

  • lol

  • ananızı sikerim haa pis kefereler gidin götünüzle dalga geçin.

  • Lmao, the last...scene... he cutted '2' rocks into '2'...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=Cqgt0ZQz-Q0

    Turkish Star Wars Montague meets Karate Kid...FUNNY!

  • A half-naked guy fingerbanging a rock..... so much in common with star wars...

  • When turks have made this vido there wasn't any film technology, but the 2. film is going to be a comedy film ;)

  • Bir damla ter bile damlamIyor a.k. . iyi performans..

  • ya olum kim koydu bu video koyupta elalemle bizi dalga geçirrttirmeyin a.q :D çoğu ülkelerenden kınamaa aalcaqız..

  • lol

  • This is what a Rocky trainning montage would look like if directed by David Lynch and scored by Wendy Carlos.

  • yeah the original name of this film is "the man who saves the world" ! and nowadays it's considered as comedy, in fact it was planned to be science-fiction! haha c.arkın still claims it is!

  • He's a stud!

  • leave alone rock

  • Second film is on the way:)

  • haha this man's name is cüneyt arkın

  • really good

  • WONDERFULLLLLLLLL NANAR!!!!!!!!!!!

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