at ottoman empire there is a group of soldiers called 'Delüler' it means 'crazies'. because they use no weapons but their hands and no armor. and they attacked the enemy at the very front. they practiced with the rocks as in this film. but this film is a joke here in Turkey, you know. they actually filmed it seriously, but everybody makes fun of it, of course. they did it with very limited money. so it's just funny and stupid as hell. we, turks, don't really do these kind of movies seriously.
Michael Bay? He's practically James Cameron compared to Uwe Boll. And even Uwe Boll's worst didn't involve rampant copyright violations. I can forgive Turkish Star Wars' F-grade quality, but why did they have to do so much stealing? It's like a fanfic film made by a 3rd grader.
@unincorporated1 IN other parts of the montage he doesn't just beat up rocks, it makes them explode. he makes a person head explode just by throwing it. This man is a god, or possibly Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
hehehe not enough Turkish films are brought to western audiences(60's to 80's was the golden age of cheesy low budget films with nationalist overtones).....
I think it was the old ones you seen. This is from 83 and its horrible I know. Now they have high quality and better acting and use most of their own material
saban hayatin gerceklerini anatarak insanlari güldermekten catlatiyordu... buysa dünyada sacmaliklari gösterip ciddi olmak istiyen komüdiyan oda güldürüyor beni
I don't know why people make fun of this film.. It's proof that budget isn't important at all.
By the way, if you like this, you should see the film by the director starring Captain America and El Santo against a gang of people dressed as Spider-Man.
blueeyecat, fuck off!!! stupid huh?? and u r fuckin idiot !! yeah we'r gonna fuck all the people who thinks like that assholl... you woulda say "bad movie"..
is your mother french?? we will fuck all the world especially the people who thinks like BlueEyeCat! say bad movie but not stupid turks!! if you were next to me now i would like to kill you with no care!!! cum on the eyes of blue cat!!
is your mother french?? we will fuck all the world especially the people who thinks like BlueEyeCat! say bad movie but not stupid turks!! if you were next to me now i would like to kill you with no care!!! cum on the eyes of blue cat!!
what the hell was with the perverted rip off of the original battlestar galactica theme tune? they just remixed it. i hope someone got their ass off sued for this...
yeah the original name of this film is "the man who saves the world" ! and nowadays it's considered as comedy, in fact it was planned to be science-fiction! haha c.arkın still claims it is!
wtf kind of actor says yes to doing this. lollolololollololololololol
ihaveachihuahau 1 month ago
they definitely worked harder on the soundtrack than the movie. which i also love
LeetSKEETWeed 1 month ago
the equivalent of a kaki monkey trying to break a coconut :-D
kinmanyuen 1 month ago
anyone else notice it switches to a completely different actor whenever the rocks are actually lifted?
ComradeGraty 2 months ago
@ComradeGraty That's actually not a mistake; he's the main character's sidekick.
RockoMyler 1 week ago
where did they steal this music from?
PolyesterMoustache 3 months ago
0:52 Aw, dude, you dropped the rocks.
Belphegor82 4 months ago
Insert pun on rocks and Rocky.
Christhefireshark 6 months ago
fucking rocks.
tahunu 6 months ago 2
at ottoman empire there is a group of soldiers called 'Delüler' it means 'crazies'. because they use no weapons but their hands and no armor. and they attacked the enemy at the very front. they practiced with the rocks as in this film. but this film is a joke here in Turkey, you know. they actually filmed it seriously, but everybody makes fun of it, of course. they did it with very limited money. so it's just funny and stupid as hell. we, turks, don't really do these kind of movies seriously.
barneeey 8 months ago
@barneeey
I believe you. In America, we have "The Room" - and it was made in 2003 and cost six million dollars.
MrHongKongBuffet 7 months ago
@MrHongKongBuffet And we have Michael Bay, who makes movies with unbelievable amounts of money and unbelievably low quality overall.
VideoMask93 4 months ago
@VideoMask93
Michael Bay? He's practically James Cameron compared to Uwe Boll. And even Uwe Boll's worst didn't involve rampant copyright violations. I can forgive Turkish Star Wars' F-grade quality, but why did they have to do so much stealing? It's like a fanfic film made by a 3rd grader.
MrHongKongBuffet 4 months ago
@MrHongKongBuffet True, true.
VideoMask93 4 months ago
Is there such a thing as too epic?.... Now I know there is... Dude was beatin up rocks! HOLY SHIT!!!
unincorporated1 1 year ago 4
@unincorporated1 IN other parts of the montage he doesn't just beat up rocks, it makes them explode. he makes a person head explode just by throwing it. This man is a god, or possibly Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
00Petulia00 7 months ago
Rockyyyy!!!!!
FREAKSmoviereviews 1 year ago
@FREAKSmoviereviews AAAAADRRIAAAAAAN!!!!!!
GrandPoobahChuckyB 1 year ago
Quite possible the most moving and emotional scene in movie history....
welshhibby 1 year ago
Where can I find the mp3 of this Battlestar Galactica theme?
UndeadTurk 1 year ago
@UndeadTurk I actually have it. I'll PM it to you if you'd like.
RockoMyler 1 year ago
@RockoMyler Sure that'll be cool Thanks.
UndeadTurk 1 year ago
The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back
electricmastro 1 year ago 12
Who needs a gym, when you have rocks!!
conbatengineer 1 year ago
That music is absolutely awesome.
bdnetplayer 1 year ago 5
komm sofort in steam on du hurensohn!
shiny312 1 year ago
@bdnetplayer It's called "Battlestar Galactica Theme", from Giorgio Moroder. It's a disco remix of the original Battlestar Galactica theme song.
StarWarsFan786 1 year ago
story of my life
JoeCuff 2 years ago
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this song is epic
eternalanubis 2 years ago
LMFAO @ triple close-up at end.
"I karate chop & punch rocks, yet my hands never bleed."
Goldhelmriel 2 years ago
@Goldhelmriel actually they do bleed, if you glimpse at the last scene
MyHonestyMightHurt 1 year ago
@MyHonestyMightHurt
But only in final scene- after minutes 'hours' of training. lmao
Goldhelmriel 1 year ago
@Goldhelmriel lol yeah, that's true. But I guess that shows how awesome they are, doesn't it :p
MyHonestyMightHurt 1 year ago
youre not alone dude! i fuckin' hate rocks too!!!
Antitodo2889 2 years ago 46
isnt that the theme to battlestar galactica from the 70's?
kurva2 2 years ago
idk why but this video made me laugh incessantly for a good 10 minutes.
cool2bwichu 2 years ago
Damn stones killed his brother.
Centerman2k 2 years ago 7
Why is he... slapping rocks most of the time?
Kansheera 2 years ago 4
That guy karate chops the crap out of that boulder.
Dave839 3 years ago 5
yeah i wouldn't want to meet that in a dark alley
thehoeslaper 2 years ago 5
Me either, lawl :p
LawlMadcroc 2 years ago 3
hihi jackie chan turkish style!!!we rooock!;P
bibidoh 3 years ago 3
Mad skillz.
bps3013 3 years ago
Those rocks are getting it bad!
Doperwtje81 3 years ago 3
What no lightsabers?
alabzam 3 years ago
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FUCK ALL Turkish
Long live PKK
ARGESBOTAN 3 years ago
so is it just me or does the music sound like the old battlestar galactica theme song being played on a casio keyboard?
Xaq235 3 years ago
Yeah, that's Giorgio Moroder's old Battlestar Galactica disco tune for sure.
prdeltoid 3 years ago
All those rock chopping must hurt!
gsuperr 3 years ago
so thats how you master the art of bitch slapping...
mrjesse999 3 years ago
"mommy, what's that man doing?"
britoca 3 years ago 6
lol what the hell is this! Gotta say the chick is hot though.
kdwormy 3 years ago
ok......not sure whats so star wars about it but ok
DarkDragoon83 3 years ago
u gotta watch the end sequence..
JonnyInfinite 3 years ago
fucking awesome!
toastm4n 3 years ago
ya! you beat that rocks ass!!
DavidBonaduce 3 years ago 20
is that the hulk ... thanks for the post
mrdee11091 3 years ago
Show that rock who's boss!!!
randymanhugger 3 years ago 2
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Azapx 3 years ago
that some mighty fine rock swinging action!
randymanhugger 3 years ago 3
haha nice! :D
toastm4n 3 years ago
He got some rock slapping SKILLZORZZZ!
GilbertSmith 3 years ago
hehehe not enough Turkish films are brought to western audiences(60's to 80's was the golden age of cheesy low budget films with nationalist overtones).....
kaskir1988 3 years ago
siktir git lan serefsiz
MtNtHaKinG 3 years ago
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These people need some acting lessons. I have seen many Turkish movies and the acting is terrible as well as the stories...
kurdatheist 3 years ago
I think it was the old ones you seen. This is from 83 and its horrible I know. Now they have high quality and better acting and use most of their own material
Bionicles2006 3 years ago
i feel buffer just having watched it!!
Bockatadi 3 years ago 4
Why is Eric Estrada slapping that rock?
roninredshade 4 years ago 5
i have no clue, but i think he's trying to pull a Kenshiro (from Hokuto No Ken)
figment1988 3 years ago
@roninredshade Oh, my God, I never even noticed the resemblance until you pointed it out. Classic. XD
RockoMyler 1 year ago
Cross chop to da face !!! eat that rock
CoBowner 4 years ago
we are the best even in the worst:::: wuhahah... bu ne ya... helal cüneyt...koçum benim :))
kucukCAYkasiklari 4 years ago
mmmmmmm....stone slapping.....i'm geting a stiffie :D:D:D:D:D:D: XSXS
zastonecesda 4 years ago
ROFL!!!! HE JUST KEEPS SLAPPING THE ROCK LMAO!!!! oh shit, i cant breathe
51558 4 years ago 2
hes han solo right?
subzero5648 4 years ago
holy fuckin' shit! this has to be the greatest thing i've ever seen!!!!!
BornOfApocalypse 4 years ago 6
Thats whack!
jxd38 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DAMMMMMM we should show this to lucas
davo121 4 years ago
we want turkish harry potter!
dmist24 4 years ago 8
this would be so cool xD
crazyivan1 4 years ago
hahahhah veryyyy cooooll haha kocumm benim haha
emre14 4 years ago
ROFL * 1000 this is funny
CocaColaIceBear 4 years ago
hard training for the puppet monsters
gogogogogogogogogo
:-)
babagump1 4 years ago
Turks are terrible directers of sirus movie's but this is funny rofl
Godzilla52 4 years ago
this movie is made 1990 in Istanbul
kavidos 4 years ago
no 1983
Bionicles2006 3 years ago
"Use your whistle which no women can resist"
*Whistling*
"You Whistled it wrong! Skeletons came instead of woman!"
zwortnik 4 years ago
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHa....
Man that turkish luke skywalker is tough, i mean.. he's beating the shit out of those rocks..
grindamadurin 4 years ago
Marvelous! Disco remix of Battlestar Galactica theme song is GO!
bps3013 4 years ago
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Vortexmind 4 years ago
It's not without its charm, I must say.
sexysadie1977 4 years ago
geez what type of cameras did they use i can get better quality on my phone.
anyway wtf is this?
36cf 4 years ago
Agreed, that synth music is definetly taken from the original Battlestar Galactica.
Ludicro 4 years ago
do i hear a bit of battlestar galactica in this one...
Phil741 4 years ago
Where's the rock being kicked so hard that it explodes like a common Turkish space mummy head?
zwortnik 5 years ago
is that chick picking olives?
bobjonesu 5 years ago
Right up my alley!
CGarzone 5 years ago
lol i luv this movie :P
Dehax 5 years ago
saban hayatin gerceklerini anatarak insanlari güldermekten catlatiyordu... buysa dünyada sacmaliklari gösterip ciddi olmak istiyen komüdiyan oda güldürüyor beni
islamiyet 5 years ago
This one's a real turkey!
shakeyphil 5 years ago
Turks likes to kick ur ass like 1915 :)
Dehax 5 years ago
If you're a rock, never piss of the Turkish Luke Skywalker!
Bomfunker91 5 years ago
That's one of the best things I've ever seen.
minusbaby 5 years ago
Poor rocks, what did they do to deserve being slapped like that?
sobreiro 5 years ago
I don't know why people make fun of this film.. It's proof that budget isn't important at all.
By the way, if you like this, you should see the film by the director starring Captain America and El Santo against a gang of people dressed as Spider-Man.
oozingrectalfeast 5 years ago
turkish starwars comicss fln yazsaydin yaw:D mllet ciiddiye alcak :P
CRASHtr 5 years ago
Stupid Americans and Britishs
FergusonPower 5 years ago
The end was awesome.
bodey2 5 years ago
Be careful what u say u cunt
turkwize 5 years ago
Better than the original, by far.
algiasphere 5 years ago
thats some funky shit
remedy1984 5 years ago
man this is the best.. i prefer watch this movie instead of the original..i guess that the guy trainig is luke, if it is that way, i choose this one.
bizarre
sicoticosandro 5 years ago
fucking your asshole götünüzü sikim orospu çocukları kendinizr bakın yarragim
fucking your fat ass
BurkiUri 5 years ago
blueeyecat, fuck off!!! stupid huh?? and u r fuckin idiot !! yeah we'r gonna fuck all the people who thinks like that assholl... you woulda say "bad movie"..
SpringTr 5 years ago
is your mother french?? we will fuck all the world especially the people who thinks like BlueEyeCat! say bad movie but not stupid turks!! if you were next to me now i would like to kill you with no care!!! cum on the eyes of blue cat!!
PodQuatron 5 years ago
stupid turks
BlueEyeCat 5 years ago
Fuck u ok.This is very old film.U are very young 2 understand this.How old are u ? 4 years old ? Yes ok u can 5 years old
Stupid bLueEyeCat >;8
11scaleo11 5 years ago
is your mother french?? we will fuck all the world especially the people who thinks like BlueEyeCat! say bad movie but not stupid turks!! if you were next to me now i would like to kill you with no care!!! cum on the eyes of blue cat!!
PodQuatron 5 years ago
this movie changed my life. sure beats episode 1.
drseatbelt 5 years ago
this is fuckin so old film
Manyagimsi 5 years ago
THOSE turks are terible movie makers its funny though they still ruind star wars
Godzilla52 5 years ago
what the hell was with the perverted rip off of the original battlestar galactica theme tune? they just remixed it. i hope someone got their ass off sued for this...
EvilMuppet1979 5 years ago
lol
villazeros 5 years ago
ananızı sikerim haa pis kefereler gidin götünüzle dalga geçin.
muratti27 5 years ago
Lmao, the last...scene... he cutted '2' rocks into '2'...
IvanSkodje 5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqgt0ZQz-Q0
Turkish Star Wars Montague meets Karate Kid...FUNNY!
xJiggsCaseyx 5 years ago
A half-naked guy fingerbanging a rock..... so much in common with star wars...
Teroenza 5 years ago
When turks have made this vido there wasn't any film technology, but the 2. film is going to be a comedy film ;)
kozanaybar2 5 years ago
Bir damla ter bile damlamIyor a.k. . iyi performans..
Ehrimen 5 years ago
ya olum kim koydu bu video koyupta elalemle bizi dalga geçirrttirmeyin a.q :D çoğu ülkelerenden kınamaa aalcaqız..
CIqLIK 5 years ago
lol
Itachi13 5 years ago
This is what a Rocky trainning montage would look like if directed by David Lynch and scored by Wendy Carlos.
ricarleite 5 years ago
yeah the original name of this film is "the man who saves the world" ! and nowadays it's considered as comedy, in fact it was planned to be science-fiction! haha c.arkın still claims it is!
tetris566 5 years ago
He's a stud!
GreenGestalt 5 years ago
leave alone rock
kirliisler 5 years ago
Second film is on the way:)
yasain 5 years ago
haha this man's name is cüneyt arkın
impor 5 years ago
really good
akino74 5 years ago
WONDERFULLLLLLLLL NANAR!!!!!!!!!!!
davemcclain 5 years ago