Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head #1

[jvztin94]

I want a Submissive Jesus!

[rexcat]

Favorited. Thanks. :)

[joshua4U]

Then if America is Christian as you say, they haven't done a good job exporting it, they only seem to export their decadence and depraved culture. Funny, You bash Christianity and they hide behind biblical teaching asking the rest not to judge you when some one confronts you with your depraved actions.

[joshua4U]

America is mostly Christian? America is decadent, morally depraved and sick. Just look at these well fed perverted beasts in this video !! they are not even on the level of an animal. A pig mates with one partner at a time ... more that can be said of this trash

[jagerbomb69]

christianity is decadent, morally depraved. and sick. Can t you see that?

[joshua4U]

No frankly speaking I can say that. I see moral depravity, decadence and sickness in this video ..... unless of course you want to call this video "Christian".

[buttseches]

I'm an american, america sucks.

[joshua4U]

Typical well-fed fat Americans. They eat like beasts, live like beasts and die like beasts.

They export their sorry pathetic culture & life style to the rest of the world. I hope the world wakes up and sees what America truly is. These videos represent modern America, I hope everyone sees this.

[GWTWobsessed]

wow! If you havent noticed American is mostly Christian & less then 10% Atheist (I think 7%) so do some research b4 u speak u just prove how ignorant u r. Plus ur profile says you're American. America is ran by Christians & THEY r the ones bullying every1 around & forcing every1 2 b like them. Christianity is the main religion that forces view points & do it more them any other religion. So do what your bible says and "don't judge less he be judged" & remember "he without sin cast the 1st stone"

[spacellama27]

what the fuck are you talking about? im sure we could find some shitty video made by some one from your culture and be ignorant fucks enough to judge your entire nation or state or whatever based upon it. wake the fuck up, moron

[everydayjoel]

unfortunately, when the laugh fades, you're still left with yourself and the ever present abyss of your life which you can't control.

[fallenone202]

Thanks for your concern. However, we have plenty of time to develop a comforting relationship with an imaginary sky daddy when we get old enough to become delusional and/or senile.

[steeeeevve]

Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilliant!!­!!!

[mumblesftw]

Awesome, simply awesome.

[rpcurtiss]

Every house in America should have one of these!

[shinichiBLUE]

hahahhha nice... jesus is a fake !

[martynblackburn1977]

How terrible!! Disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourselves. Talking about our Lord like that. You`re all wicked and you`re going to hell in the naaaamme of Jeeeeeezusss!

Still funny though!!

[vgiannakos]

All this religious stuff are nothing. Its all about money. It is the 21st century, religion is NO MORE, accept it finally. Believing in god, any god means low IQ level. Be real people, if you have problems go to a psychologist.

Watch ZEITGEIST to LEARN more.

[fallenone202]

I'd like to believe that, but as long as there are weak willed, gullible, simple minded individuals, there will always be religion. In time, 'Jesus' will obviously ultimately go the way of Zeus, Apollo, Thor, and all the other once revered gods we now view as myths. But he will simply be replaced by another imaginary deity...like maybe 'Vista,' the God of DOS or something equally as gay.

[vgiannakos]

Indeed my friend.

However, a statement here, in antiquity gods like Zeus and Apollon were not worshiped or recognized as real gods like is jesus now. The intellectuals of the age knew of their real metaphorical, illustrated meaning. They were anderstood as ethical examples through the theatrical plays, some times bad, other good. Thank you

[terrec]

thats funny an overwhelming number of christians live in the u.s. but i believe in god and am in an honors college so do many other people i know. i think your stratifying stereotypical view is a result of deliberate ignorance.

[chuckfaststrat]

stupid. comedy and satire reqires talent.

[fallenone202]

and criticizing it doesn't require any talent at all.

[chuckfaststrat]

No, just an ability to be honest. Something you may not be ready for.

[fallenone202]

Wow, you sure showed us. Thanks for the witty retort. Now we finally understand comedy and satire. We are humbled. We bow before you. We prostate ourselves. You have shown us the way of humor and satire. We are forever in your debt. Give us an address and we will send you pie. May science be with you.

[chuckfaststrat]

?? Why hate on me? This clip has been up 6 months, right? Less than 900 hits, favorited eight times. So, it's not just me. You may want to learn something from it.

[GoGetAndy]

Um, jackass, the owners account keeps getting BANNED by bible-punching morons after so many hits. And, FYI, when Submissive Jesus was a featured video it received upwards of 200,000 hits and over 8000 comments.

[chuckfaststrat]

This account isn't closed. 7 months, just 12 comments. Face it- the acting is bad, thier timing is off, and it wasn't a very funny premise to begin with. But you can't teach those things. You have talent, or you don't.

And if you weren't somehow involved, why would you care?

[fallenone202]

Hey hey guys, play nice now. Either one is smart enough to get the humor or dumb enough to be offended by it. Personally it doesn't matter to us, as long as the toy keeps selling. The numbers at thesubmissivejesus(dot)com are the only numbers that count.

[baprest81]

Haha. This is the most intelligent post I have seen. Ha ha. Anyone who is truly offended shouldn't have taken the time to stick around and read and post comments. I mean, c'mon, throw up in my mouth a little bit.

[baprest81]

I wasn't involved and I think it is funny as can be. I still bring people back to see it after years now of laughs. Ha ha.

[Rocksteady3000]

That's pretty good.

[cunsickle]

wow. that.. was..AMAZING!

[Aquadeam]

Ohh my...wonderful.

[mongobobo]

Good vid

[fallenone202]

Did you know this video was banned from Myspace? It was one of their featured videos, then when people fought over it in their comments, it was pulled. You can read about it at thesubmissivejesus,com

[mutualdisdain]

This has to be the stupidest product I've ever seen.

What kind of idiot spends $30 just to make a statement on religion? <br><br>See, I just spent $0 and made my own statement. I didn't even need some idiot with a crap product to help me either. :)<br><br>Free yourselves from this church of "Give me money so you can practice free speech."<br><br>Hell, if you send me $30, I'll kick you in the nuts, and you can at least tell your wife that you were mugged...

[dragon2wolf]

ROTFLOL! Sweet sweet blasphemy

[Ender1zero1]

I have no doubt it's as effective as praying the old fashioned way. LOL