Cucumber trumpet "March of bee"

[SerjoMetalov]

i can do it with my ass

[LePetitPoisson2]

i'm sorry but it sounds like 2 donkeys are having sex D:

[Krokstad]

HAI.

[DarkHeartHunter]

Poor Cucumber And Pepper All They Wanted Was to Be Cooked In A Bowl Of Hot Deadly Water XD

[Wildman979]

3341 people are cucumbers

[MrLuckySInner]

this one's not as good as the ocarinas

[joshuabosssecret]

jajajala ostia

[SmallFireRecords]

he's Asian that explains it all

[Torn9696]

doesn't sound as good as the other instruments you made. back to the pantry to make a new one :P

[SixtySixPixels]

this sounds like trash but its fucking hilarious

[Ariana0902]

I love the Ron Paul ad!

[Dagger6478]

This sounds nothing like a trumpet and I would know as I actually do infact play a REAL trumpet.

[FeistFanInsideAndOut]

@Dagger6478 He made it with vegetables. What do you expect? XD

[QQewQQ]

@Dagger6478 the mouthpiece and the method of blowing/embouchure are somewhat that of a trumpet. I doubt vegetables could sound the same as metal.

[Auqatic]

after the Earthquake: this is the dmg xD 

[CAPITANheathenheart]

meanwhile in Japan...

[Christian0405roblox]

and my mom tells ME that playing with food is bad

[AbiSophieHolland123]

it looks like a bong... and kind of sounds like one.

[s00949126]

no



[Janbees]

Press 3 every 5 seconds. Lols

[bubbalee30003]

id love to se what he could do with actual materials to make an instrument

[americannable]

@bubbalee30003 id be willing to bet it would sound pretty similar to this

[D34THtheCH1CK]

When life gives you vegetables, don't make a V8. Make a trumpet and let the world wonder how you did it.

[americannable]

@D34THtheCH1CK dont play with your food

[superstorm393]

@D34THtheCH1CK And when life gives you vegetables, you sure as heck shouldn't eat them. That's for sure!

[Brookiecrisps]

and to answer your question...yes, it will blend.

[korhan]

I can't believe that dude wasted time on that thing.

[Neomex000]

@korhan

I can't believe you wasted time on writing this comment

[hwninja92]

sounds like ko ko from fosters home for imaginary friends

[hwninja92]

ill buy it

[2Dmeat]

my mum say : "dont play with your food!"

[ChrisTrabantProject]

jackie chan plays vegtable flutes?!?!

[azuljay]

so frigin amazing!!!!

[Piramide666]

comprate una trompetaa pishaaaa

jojjojo

[PineconeMan33]

Pause at 0:43

[VisitTexas]

me irl

[azza44100]

well at least there not plannig on nuking us =)

[Bannanafighter]

fucking awesome!!!! :D



[MagnumFIN]

meanwhile in Africa........

[mandowarrior123]

Apparently Japanese DO have big vegetables.

[TheMenWithoutShirts]

Pause it at 0:19 O_O

[16mrbandboy]

my mama always told me to not play your food.! maybe they dnt do dat in japan!

[111111132570]

LOL

[MrBpLeo]

HOW MUCH FOOD DO YOU HAVE?!?!

[betitokuncillo]

@MrBpLeo hahaha

[xXxRaving545POTCOxXx]

Shit I mean lol

[xXxRaving545POTCOxXx]

LOL 1:00 taking a shot :3

[AJtheManOfTheHouse]

It would be kinda cool if it didnt sound like complete shit.

[zefbomber11]

This guy sounds better than half of the trumpet players at my school. While playing with vegetables. For shame trumpet section, for shame.

[hentaiguy1989]

der klang ist voll scheiße die idee total genial!!

[XxPanterAXx01]

goddamn get a life brotha

[darklink4567]

@XxPanterAXx01 Wife and kid man, he has those.

[XxPanterAXx01]

@darklink4567 sorry

[ChrisTrabantProject]

look at that virgin go!

[darklink4567]

@ChrisTrabantProject He has a wife and kid though.

[pveg65]

Do you play the skin flute ?

[xxdkthxx]

i used to be a trumpet player, then i took an arrow to the knee

[ChippZanuff93]

@xxdkthxx roflolmao, skyrim fan, gimme five! xD

[pixigirl321]

sooo... is it bad that this sounds loads better than a lot of our trumpets?

[squishykony]

i am a trumpeter and this is sooo a disgrace to me :(

[personNumber0123]

u suck

[keelyisawsome123]

stgwhrggwr eeeaahhh  qetertref eeeaahh..............

[TubeSalvation]

watch?v=ysNd4QGOgeY

[akon1397]

ummm, thats a bell pepper at the top

[GrandTheftHollow]

Also it's a disgrace to all trumpeters...

[GrandTheftHollow]

It's not a trumpet, it's more like a trombone...

[EVERYTHINGELECTRON1C]

someone had bad parenting as a child.... didnt parents tell you not to play with your food?????

[RiusII401]

LOOK AT 1:06 LOL

[underyooink]

aweso korean te la sabanas

[fireworks700]

dude. you gotta stop playing with your food.

:)

[buddistleaves]

oh my god its jackie chan!

[Kitty12440]

Sounds a little out of tune but good try (⌒▽⌒)

[teddypel]

9GAG

[CptBobbossa]

It sounds awefull. But good effort i suppose.

[AVerbene]

moving that stem around isn't affecting the pitch of the trumpet at all. he is just lipping up and down to change the pitch

[MrInyoface808]

Asains can do anything

[ICHIGOberryz]

Talk about playing with your food. :) 大好き！

[gdragonlover2033]

Love the expressions :)))

[gdragonlover2033]

@Firemonkuu yes yessss we (asians) will rule the world MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[shysaxguy]

"ehhhhhhh"

[SuperBeardofZeus]

meanwhile in japan.....

[ExMxO59002]

@SuperBeardofZeus Literally made me lol. XD

[shadowclock13]

XD I love it!

[razorbladesuitcase11]

what about JAM? ha ha ha

[Platikum]

GRENADE WHISTLE!!

[SirKrow]

No, horseradish is not an instrument either.

[pooponapool]

lol



[dark221best]

hahaha the best ever

[lordi013]

Laughed my ass off

[pehzor]

So this is what happened to Jackie Chan.

[cainanuk]

Make an eggplant (aubergine) tuba and I will be really impressed

[AtheyMatthew]

fuckin chinky bastard



[Firemonkuu]

If Asians have mastered using food as instruments, the next thing you know, they will rule the entire word.

[XxMrLimeyxX]

how did i get here?

[GoldTrumpet419]

Hmm... I wonder if you can make a sweet potato ocarina with real sweet potatoes.

[FruchtBlubberBlase]

Mit dem Essen spielt man nicht! :D

[pritstick94]

Transcribe in english, the translations of the notes are hilarious:

How, One out, Simply, One, Published semi-, Wang

[thatguyismad625]

just in case you feel like eating your trumpet

[patrick20082008]

is funny because i can't understand shit

[AirsoftReviewerMan]

i love his face at 1:07

[brogan5]

turn on transscribe to english an d LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!

[Dergson16]

Of course. Asian.

[allanaki]

mavadavia al ku'.



[StupidRanting]

Haha, this is adorable! <3

[lmOver18iSwear]

something tells me a brass instrument wasn't his first.

[Rafaelevangelista504]

Wtf?

[ducklordgabe]

lol that was cute :3 nice video ^-^

[SilverArceus]

IS MAYONAISE AN INSTRUMENT?

[sharpiesrawesome]

@SilverArceus No Patrick mayonaise isn't an instrument, neither is horseradish!

[beanoboyz1234567]

@SilverArceus no patrick horseradish is not an instrument ether

[smokerpack2]

@SilverArceus NO Patrick......... Horse radish is not an instrument either...

[xFeruzZx]

@SilverArceus Sure, but only for him ^^

[Guitarwizard221]

@SilverArceus aparrently

[libbeyb]

@SilverArceus take it to the US congress.. and it would be only a matter of time

[teddypel]

@SilverArceus 9GAG

[rozasupreme]

@SilverArceus *US Congress* I don't see why not

[manmademonkey]

@SilverArceus No SilverArceus. Mayonnaise is in fact not an instrument. But this man could be the first to make it so.

[pixigirl321]

@SilverArceus he'll make it one

[0IIIIII]

@SilverArceus awesome reference to Band Geeks, Spongebob, again.

[MrLiverlips123]

@SilverArceus no patrick mayonaise is not an intrument

[lij2015]

@MrLiverlips123 Horseradish isn't an instrument either.

[16mrbandboy]

@MrLiverlips123 lol

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

@MrLiverlips123 horseradish isnt an instrument either

[HarrisonA81]

@MrLiverlips123 Horse radish isn't an instrument either

[Firelordofhyrule]

@MrLiverlips123 He may take that as a challenge...

[19lionkingfan]

BAND GEEKS UNITE!

[MorbidAnimosity]

3251 people are cucumbers

[TheCunningSnail]

1:04 He's an elephant!!

[fre2c7gonzalez]

shut up

[bandmantrumpet]

i would be really surprized if a black guy makes a video of him playin the flight of the bumblebee on a baby carrot or some shit

[bandmantrumpet]

hmm a hollow cucumber what was he tryin to do with it in the first place O.o

[bandmantrumpet]

i was seriously thinkin this dude was about to play flight of the bumbelbee wit that cucumberr i probably wouldn't have been amazed either way due to regards that he's asian.

[gummythaostar]

A Japanese guy playing with his veggies as an instrument..COOL!!!

[dylablast2]

When your done with it, take a pic for the fun memory then chop it up into a salad. WIN-WIN

[jeshika22]

This is what he says:

"The instrument I'll show you today is this 'cucumber trumpet.' I've made a trumpet out of a cucumber. The mouthpiece is like this. The cucumber is the body, and the bell pepper is um...what do you call this part... the bell part. Ok, now I shall have you all listen to its sound."

[ryanzawsomes]

why?



[BaeBlizzard]

lol

[margittarget]

I think I know what else he uses those vegetables for.

[13devil70]

i would eat it while trying to play

[darkness5011]

Pedophilia?

[AirsoftReviewerMan]

dont play with your food

[Atompinguin]

As a trumpet its fuckin shit but its still amazing as a funny thing

[amir4321100]

trashy and bullshit 

[MrPeterporridge]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again 0.o..

[narutoclash212]

title = english  video = idk japenese?

[TheDizzyDezzy]

i think i left a wet spot in my pants from dying laughing soooo hard. XD

[Flyinseamnky]

even funnier if you turn on CC Transcribe Audio, and Translate Captions to English!!!

[lunarcorpse]

MLM ToT dying of laughter

[aHeadshott]

he used old food and made it useful w00t

[55msmaggie]

i not chinese

[tromboneJTS]

time for a salad.

[funnycumpooterperson]

HAHA HOLD DOWN 3

[MrSpiffy51]

hold down 7 :)

[ShadowLink5]

Repeatedly press 3,

He's going to GET YOU!!!

[brutalskyhawk]

this is an insult to us trumpetiers

[Colin2720]

@brutalskyhawk yeah, maybe you should start blowing something else...

[alexz658]

Dont play with food :D thats what my Parrents always say

[JosephAS1]

press 9

[AlbertWeskerfan100]

@JosephAS1 press 8......

[tazrockslikecool456]

Now what? Pickle pianos? you guys are really creative, but that's not a compliment :P

[tpetru1123]

these creations are good but i can easily tell before ur done playing that it takes up alot of ur breath

[TheSpinningthebullet]

what did he say 0:03

[LittleStranger14]

is it bad that i mostly understand him because of all the anime i watch? :P

[pspsp5]

@LittleStranger14 yes stop it!

[spawnage99]

@LittleStranger14 -_- im with u im american and no know other language yet understood him all through the video ......animes good ;/

[effinstreetlightman]

this dude gets no pussy

[NextLevelEnt87]

This asian is funny ting tong tang

[legoboy854]

this is fuckin hilarious just the look on that guys face while he is playing

[bro589]

made of cucumbers huh, i see a carrot and a pepper.

[dabeast9197]

...?

[kcrigar1]

omg you suck

[pimpjuice750]

WTF i could play better stiking this vegetable dildo up my ass

[nrcwhitepimp]

that sounds like shit dumass

[Gladiomus]

anyone else like that gasp for air at the end? XD

[Dettloff514]

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!

[GetProLikeMe]

u an idiot

[jmaison22]

Maybe I'd be impressed if you could play flight of the bumblebees on that thing...

[casendilla]

god damn! what a fucking dildo.....

[slimeball6969]

dont quit your day job

[viellebuzZ]

again!!!! x'D