interview with our new presidential candidates

[josiehyun1]

who's clay acanes ?

[jorgetube1980]

cool...............

[BibiWho16]

a terrifying........terrorist xD

[gaara38894]

knock knock

who's there?

me i kill you

[gaara38894]

i will not kill them ill just through a penny in the middle of them and watch them fight to the death

i did the same thing with two cathlic priests when i tossed in a small boy the winner had to face michele jackson

[gaara38894]

if this is paridise id be screwed

[christinemay66]

I love this guy hes so funny and hishis companion ( human )

[gaara38894]

are you muslim i dont think so why it says made in china on my ass

[gaara38894]

are you my virgins i hope not...

why not

cause there are a bunch of ugly ass guys out there

[MrFansyPants]

WORST COMEDIAN EVER!

[caibug3895]

@MrFansyPants If you think so, dont waych the video! :p

[MrFansyPants]

@caibug3895 Interesting! If you didnt like my comment, then dont read it. Also, try spelling WATCH correctly next time. =D

[caibug3895]

@MrFansyPants Well Im sorry for spelling one word wrong. Maybe you should stop WATCHING this video if you think he is so horrible. And maybe try getting a life. :) Thank you.

[MrFansyPants]

@caibug3895 I have only seen this video once and that's enough to know that Jeff Dunham is a talentless, unfunny, bigoted piece of shit. And so are you.

[caibug3895]

@MrFansyPants Real mature fucktard. Jeff Dunham is the a very talented person but I guess your too damn blind to realize it. Get a fucking life and shove it.

[IrishLadzProductions]

der is no 5:50 for me

[100mp2]

240P We Meet Again....

[TheINFIDELairsoft]

I KILL YOU!!!! i have A C FLEM

[fuckthecheaters]

Heloooo i'm Lindsey Lohan ..............wahahaha

[deemodude16]

@fuckthecheaters ur so corny..i'm gonna throw..asfjasdfasf..

[MrFansyPants]

Worst comedian ever!

[manpower1818]

you suck

[caibug3895]

@manpower1818 WELL THEN DONT WATCH IT!!!!

[LitleTitel2]

ACHMED is Awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[ArkAngelus921]

bloody funny every single second of it

[cheezitfreak1990]

this is funny as hell love this show its so funny from iowa whats up everybody

[TEENMAF1]

ACHMED IZ JUST CRAZY COOL.

[TheCooljames100]

* 1:14 - 1:16

[DanTheCaptain]

LOL! my fave comedian!

[FatAssAzn]

silence i kill u :)

[theresaolivera]

i like this comentt he so funny!

[ALEJumperz]

Haha stop touching me!!!!!!!

[dmn513c]

105 terrorists failed thier suicide bombing missions.

[wisemildred]

great job dude!

[babydoll048]

How can anyone dislike this? Jeff Dunham is so funny. Walter and Peanut are my favorite. They are the best.

[abdulnofatchicks]

just looking at him is funny man !

[Deadheven]

Im saying gabriel Iglesias is still better

[Powerdude94]

and the winner had to fight Michel Jackson lol

[Draperkeenan1]

blue waffles

[mellydramaclub99]

I really hate to say this but i totally love Achmed and love jeff dunham as one of the best comady ever just not in a gay way? afterall his talent has reached a higher level of laughter for me?

I hope to see lots ans lots of his humours with his humous skits and if they had loved the guy lable i click that one.

[coprock224]

favorite word SLICE I KEEL YOU!!! REAL FUNNY

[Thehaloboy13]

@coprock224

its silence i keel you

[Majinonifox1]

99 people didn't get their 72 virgins.

[BrysonTrujillo95]

@Majinonifox1 or it was one 72 year old virgin lol

[beavus1000]

I KEEL U !

[Emilytheawesomeness]

If im dead, that means I get my virgins! Are u my virgins? I hope not.

Why?

There's a bunch of ugly-azz guys out there.If this is paradise i've been screwed!

Well did they say it would be only female virgins?

Holy crap!wait- I can have clay akan!

[theresaolivera]

i need a good laffe and it been a hard week expecet yesterday when i saw yoshi new girl frend she is 2 quite and that girl should talk more

[Mistheart101]

im half jew and i thought the two jews in a bar part was funny. :3

[Moonstone12341]

HOLY CRAP!! I AM IN THE AIR!!!

[heavyd2062]

POSTING FAIL!!!! 

[sonrisa78]

Stop touching me!!! LOLL

[MultiBeatzz]

Please dont put me back into that suitcase!

Why?

He has Gass!! xD

[M4DM4N789]

SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!

[JrProArt33]

93 ppl weren't silent

[tyri1999]

i would toss a pennie and watch them fight to the death

[warmplay1]

its a flesh wond what the hell happined to my feet STOP TOUCHING ME. I am in the air ok i wont move my ass walter: idiot you dont have an ass. you rasist bastard.

[warmplay1]

its a flesh wond what the hell happined to my feet  STOP TOUCHING ME. I am in the air ok i wont move my ass walter: idiot you dont have an ass.

[owenuzumaki]

thumbs up if u like "silence I kill u" or say stupid if u like "stop touching me"

[radysk8]

i think 92 ppl were blown up by achmed

[0elia]

2:05 =)

[dadir]

are you my virgins i hope not

if this is a pradise iam scrwed hahahahha

[dadir]

Iam muslim and i find this hilarious so fuck you all the mindclosed ppl

[JohnstSa]

knock knock...

whos there

me... i kill u :D

[tifnant]

this is so funny!

[calebmill2]

STOP TOUCHING ME !!!!

That's what you said before your uncle rapped you. lol

[MultiTitanicman]

freaking hilarious!!!! Hello!!!! I am Lindsey Lohan!!!!!

Airport security: Terrorist!!!!

Achmed: LLLLLLLLLAIIIEEEEEE!!!!!! *Boom*

[awesomeeder]

those 87 people who pressed the dislike button probebly thought it was the download button

[crazzycolorman]

SCILENCE...I KILL YOU...*looks at audience* thats the best part

[Tahntahn100]

i kill u till ur DEAD!

[pineapplecrazed14]

"So you didn't see a white light...?"

"No, but I saw a Blue Preis!!! HAHAHA"

".....You did this for a bunch of Virgins?"

"Are you kidding?? I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar!!!!"

hahahahahaha!!!!!

[pineapplecrazed14]

"I did the same thing with Catholic Priests but I threw a little boy between them..... The winner had to fight MIcheal Jackson!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :DDDDD

[wolfheart04]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!! I KILL YOU!! XD

[TheMrZiah]

oh stfu its funny. you don't like it don't bitch about it like a little girl

[ftnfdzl]

u are making fun of other religion. thats not cool .

[kaelynricki2345]

Osama Bin Laden last facebook post: Be right back, someones at the door.

[hangk33]

@kaelynricki2345 lol



[IHexiI]

@kaelynricki2345 The U.S. Marines likes this.

[lovemejustin165]

SYLANCE, I KILL U!!! LOL I LOVE WEN HE SAY DAT!

[Layce777]

i like him better than most dead terrorist!!! He sings my fav. Christmas carol, "Silence!!!!!!!! Nighht shhhhhh i keeeeel youuuuuu ha ha ha ha ha

what the heck....the bottom of this say OK Cancel or Post make up my mind I can't take this pressure!!! Achflegmmed tells jokes too!!! u funny Achkflegmmed u keeel me...what do you mean I have 160 characters remaining...somebody just shoot me the pressuire is too much...gotta get more material lol

[Layce777]

i like him better than most dead terrorist!!! He sings my fav. Christmas carol, "Silence!!!!!!!! Nighht shhhhhh i keeeeel youuuuuu ha ha ha ha ha

what the heck....the bottom of this say OK Cancel or Post make up my mind I can't take this pressure!!! Achflegmmed tells jokes too!!! u funny Achkflegmmed u keeel me

[Layce777]

i like him better than most dead terrorist!!! He sings my fav. Christmas carol, "Silence!!!!!!!! Nighht shhhhhh i keeeeel youuuuuu ha ha ha ha ha

[SuperDP1991]

Now he can call him Osama :D

[lonewolf6617]

it looks more like a tribute to bill clinton you mean bush o u mean the president im sorry XD

[DudeTheCrazy]

Its a flesh wound

xD

[TheHollywoody]

God damn it!! ooh i mean Allah damn it(:

[Lessons4You]

ARE YOU SCARED AARRRRRRRR LOL god damet lol HELLOOO I AM LINDSEY LOHAND

[Lessons4You]

ARE YOU SCARED AARRRRRRRR LOL god damet lol

[Lessons4You]

ARE YOU SCARED AARRRRRRRR LOL

[3xguerrero]

Silence!! I Kill You!!!!

[funny4ever2012]

Can u hear me now? Khew!!! Its ok I took the verizon ba***d with me!!! hahah

[rofllifeskittler]

Why did you title this the one you did? It has no relevance to the actual video

[TeamMilky]

I find it funny that they let you skip the awesome ads, but they dont let you skip the Retarded ones. Fuck youtube.

[tifnant]

@TeamMilky  youtube is super cool! What are you taking about?

[olgramo]

A teRifying teRoRist... soooo cute!!!! love him!!!! hahahahaha

[kostaawe]

''some people say that when they die they see a white light'' ...wait what?

[langilorian]

what was the last thing that went through your mind?

my ass.

lol that's some funny **** right there

[slugwell]

we have the best new candidates to choose from!!!...check em out

[lovesite1967]

knock know whos there? me ill kill u......... sielence! i kill you

[PwNSTAR91]

I KILL U!!!!ok i wont move my ass

[PwNSTAR91]

I KILL U!!!!ok i wont move my ass 

[PwNSTAR91]

achmed u funny as fuck

[PwNSTAR91]

achmed u funny as fuck

[stepspyramieds]

this is not the tru.. muslims didnt go in order to kill kids .. amircans who killed the kids in iraq and also they help israel in phlisteen to kill kids and take the human rights and finaly they make jocks they using them power to kill people and stollen our mony amircans asshols

[ahmad12issa67890]

ass holes arabes are not a torrist the people side that cuse thay had a fake video for that torrist things

[lovesite1967]

i like the Lindsey lo ham

[itsjustmeLexx]

Achmed: A...C...flegm

audience: HAHAHAHA

Achmed: SILENCE!!! i KEEL YEW!!!

[TragicallyAmazingly]

75 people tried to practice suicide bombing

[itsjustmeLexx]

@TragicallyAmazingly HAHAHAHAHAHA fail Grace...

[wulf25pivot]

a c phlemche

[veb44]

u races bastard

[40esam]

Silent !!!!!

I kIll You O.o

[IrOcKbEjElOuSe]

72 people missed the like button.

[sirhootnany]

@IrOcKbEjElOuSe I bet those were the 72 virgins he was promised. LOLZ

[multimartianboy]

@TManizAwesome u r a dumbass

[staxkondeck]

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[iam2epicz4u]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Me.. I KEEL YHUUUU!

[koolme213]

I KILL yHU!!!

[110988DAVID]

I need some ligaments lol

[mryoda66]

people people stop wearing your feeling and religion on your sleeves. Jeff is a comedian. There are comedians poking fun at all religions and Christianity all over America, so get a funny bone and get over yourselves and stop being so serious.

[sk8rgurl123321]

ELLO I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MsDeydey97]

@sk8rgurl123321 shut the hell up

[sk8rgurl123321]

ELLO I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Retrofanatic10]

SILENCE!.......I keeeeel you!

[BigDirtyBasterd]

I Keel Yoghu!!!

[predalien555]

What do you think of bush?

Oh i love Bu...OH u mean the president im sorry. ROFLMAO

[Daniee181]

It's a felsh wound<3 xD

[everythingman987]

I.KILL.YOU.

[gmstanfield]

"It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton" xDDD

[crazyrena26]

GOD DAMN IT!......oh i mean allah damn it

xD

[abchasi27]

49 people got hit by Walter's Mustard Gas

[TaylorSwiftSister01]

69 people don't know humor!

[Gothgirl4000]

Orsen creeps me out idk why but the guy is hot!

[godhackers11]

ARE YOU SCARED RAWWW AND NOW RAWWWWW HOW BOUT NOW GOD DA

[godhackers11]

ARE YOU SCARED RAWWW AND NOW RAWWWWW HOW BOUT NOW GOD DAMNIT

[tummy696]

OMG I love this video :)

[MrSs4gogeta]

i'd have him as pres anyday insted of obama

[sammoser90]

I KILL YOU

ARE YOU SCARED

[larebe74]

this video is only for entertainment, please is not for get educated or get a politic debate, please we have to get a fun once in a while, people stop being rude with the comments, by the way can I adopt achmed he is so funny =D

[FriendKiller96]

i love bu......... o u mean the president lol

[hekaru65]

66 people are scared

[BrettFSsvideos]

everyone who watched this must mean they like polotics to view this!!! xD

[aangely32]

i love this, this is so good!!!!

[musebabe40]

@aangely32 fantastic

[Siriuslover7]

As of October 29th, there are 64 people without a sense of humor. I know that some of the dislikes are because the title is misleading but get over it all ready people. It's a joke. On youtube, it should be expected. Besides, Achmed is fricking hilarious. Silence! I kill you!

[ageofsagar2009]

if u got in the suitcase hw do u get thru the airport security checks?

thats simple when they open the box i saw hello!!! this is Lindsay Lohan... lol

[AQuietWar]

creeps below line

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[musebabe40]

@AQuietWar funny...not

[pabloalcazares]

thumbs up if you click the video because it says "interview with our new presidential candidates "

[MrTaeTrice]

hahahahahahaha

[MrVasilisd]

you idiot you dont have an ass lol

[MrAcapoca]

very funny... I accidently ran into this, but I'm more than thriled that I've found it...

[McMarcoBipPimp]

62 People are Noobs!

[nupara5]

SILENCE I KEEEL YOU!!!!  :()

[mclovin6731435750]

funny as hell number 1

[learuner]

ugggg where is this "flim" on my key board???!!!???

[Belial028]

Knock,knock..Who s there?Me!I kill uXD

[MultiPokemonlover123]

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE!!!!!!! iiiiiii KKKKEEEELLL UUU

[MultiPokemonlover123]

SILENCE! I keel YU

[edelbass1]

The humour is built upon the contrast between people living in the 21st century and a culture from the 1300's, with the values or lack of them for human life. The conflict will have ramifications because 700 to 800 years of social growth did not happen with these people. Look at what they do to their own women! The extrapolation of this is these creatures have access to nuclear weapons now. That is leading us to an inevitable end result. Sad but true.

[daveknow1]

I'm not sayin i dont like dunham because i think he's one of the best comedian ever. But it would be nice to hav more of the terrorist and new material. Other than that he is great

[daveknow1]

@Madlads2k10 no ur not. If ur were than u would hav spelled it right lol. I'll let u in on a little tip... Its spelled "jew"

[botilde608]

fuck u all, ur comment are shit and nobody cares about them son of a bitches

[princeinhiding]

I just wish this WAS legit.

Dunham commenting on the present election would be hilarious.

Walter as the Tea Party candidate, Peanut as Obama, Sweet Daddy D as Rev. Sharpton et al. , Achmed as Bush, Melvin representing gays, Bubba J. as the redneck candidate, etc.

Maybe a panel discussion on the election with all the characters.

It would be politically incorrect but a YouTube hit!

[imfromvenus]

57 people hit the wrong button :)

[imfromvenus]

i <3 Achmed!!

and guys, it's comedy, nothing here is meant to offend anyone

[20bassmaster]

funny thing is, i actually know muslims that think this is the funniest thing in the world...so whoever dislikes this...is fuuuucked up in the head! haha

[edwardcullenandmexox]

SILENCE! I KEEELLLL YOU!

[wannaseethehammer]

i've been rick rolled!