Chasers war on Coles

[AlienBusDriver]

"attention nightfill workers, the pellet jack races will begin in the storeroom inapproaximitely 10 minutes."

[catsyfamous4areason]

the workers aren't trying to cut out  the speaker, I work in a Coles Supermarket & this would not happen, it was totally staged!!

[OshiroTagamaki]

@catsyfamous4areason incorrect. it did happen.

[that55guy]

@catsyfamous4areason You obviously haven't seen many Chaser's skits...

[SeasonsOfBlue]

@catsyfamous4areason.

Really? When I worked at coles you weren't technically able to cut someone off the PA unless you used the service microphone.

[catsyfamous4areason]

@SeasonsOfBlue they can be turned off basically straight away by a manager once anything inappropriate like this is said

[hardcorevids6]

yay thumbs up for the land down under 1.this video was made there 2. i live in Australia :P

[mcderpen]

i love how these videos start hahahaa

they r so random

[MRopticLEGEND]

Thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011. September!

[lmaorut]

@MRopticLEGEND fail

[Lo0pyluke]

@MRopticLEGEND thumbs down for crappy comments.

[HSimon1981]

The Coles advertisements I have to say are the WORST EVER!

[Kevinduddo]

all paki's are cheats. Fucking classic

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

why didnt you take the security guard man! you had him

[ainsleywainsley]

lol All Pakis are cheap!

[TheStickdee]

all paki's are cheats

[x13lindRRQQ]

@karmeronic what? i think youve had "your banged against a wall only 150 calories"

sorry that was the most retarded thing i have ever heard

[Frendy221]

Is That Because Im Australian?

[skaife2]

He says 'price check on coles' exactly the same way that 'checkout chicks' actually do it!

[mostliberal]

Everything these guys do is awesome! It's amazing how talented these comedians can be.

[NikoNear]

0:51 "...Hello Kylie." CRAIG IS ADORABLE.

[cardiffguy85]

Hello kylie

[funshun1]

"all pakis are cheats" LOL

[GunCoppaz]

you tube fights r da best!!!!

[sims2freak0202]

@GunCoppaz there is a song about that . type "youtube comment fight" into the search bar. It is hilarious!

[mpscats360]

u Know the chasers, they r pritty brave....

[Sakamachi25]

When America owns Coles, the security will just shoot people like that.

[Thomyb69]

@Sakamachi25

america is full of filthy stuck up scum and fucking useless pussies

[Sakamachi25]

@Thomyb69 You wanna be next? USA blew up Nuclear Bombs in Australia because we couldn't be bothered to do it in our own back yard... Me and the gun I own, we'll be right here waiting for you.

[Thomyb69]

@Sakamachi25 like i said, fucking useless pussy, can't fight like a man so gotta resort to using a gun, you an use your gun you stuck up cunt ill fuck you up anyway bitch ass piece of shit

[Sakamachi25]

@Thomyb69 go get bit by a funnel web.

[chrisdef15]

@Thomyb69

LOL fighting doesnt make you tough it just makes you a stupid meathead. "tough" guys like you usually pick the wrong person and end up with a bullet in there head.

[x13lindRRQQ]

@chrisdef15 actually fighting alot does make you tougher and raises your pain threshold

[XcitedMungoMan2010]

@Thomyb69 please shut up! look up fighting in the dictionary. how is he a pussy if u r the one calling him names and wanting to get into a punch-up. what is that goin to prove anyway mate? u wouldn't call the army pussies for using guns for fighting, would u? u may think u r acting tough, but actually u r making urself look so unintelligent!

[DROLL30]

employees  SHOULD BE SMASHING HIS HEAD IN

[broncos308]

@xBdnOobies69

Why would you need a beefy security guard for coles headquarters, theres never any trouble there.

[pedinoway2]

where have i seen this before, hmmmm yeah tom green

[Xanatos712]

The fat Coles manager & the nerdy security guard got their jobs mixed up.

[bloodravenist]

omfg wtf lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz

[MrMiistro]

lol at the lady staring at the chaser in the supermarket

[nightmare40000]

That security guy looks like the guy I bullied in elementary school

[hepalopala]

"Everything Australian is going out today, on special if you are an American... Hello Kylie". love it.

[katy2065]

Haha only here in Australia...

[DavveyL]

lol I love how one of the workers showed him what to do. Aussies are the best!

[Ninjaman280]

lol

[Justinchey]

hello kyle LOL

[ECTBWHO]

: )

[muhaiman22]

@xDn0obies69 he knows kung fu!!

[twizy123]

my god they think hes an employee lol

[holynah9]

that security gaurd looked crazy

[TurkmaniStyle]

mwaahahaha fully

[jameswsparker]

Haa ha, talk like Americans. pfft

It's called English pal.

[AidanMclaren]

It's true though, isn't it, idiots?

You're all wannabe anti-intellectual pieces of shit, and you're an ugly disgrace the lot of you.

[Alucard1800]

The lot of us?

[AidanMclaren]

Youtube is mecca for twats like you all.

[Alucard1800]

Right... >.>

[fpvshitsonhsv]

Cole's HQ give me a ring if you want a real securety gaurd

[bodybordbruz99]

where and how did u get tyhis film from please i wanna make some videos

[Quarker99]

the last guy somehow reminds me of MJ

[kuycethgdxgds]

LOL That security guard at the end, what a tank.

[tarik567]

lol i thought u were serious for a second

[kobainage]

Yeh i read the comment first got to the end and was like bahahahaha

[jameswsparker]

Haa ha, that comment made me shit myself.

[extraprettyextras]

lolol hello kylie

[xTevez32x]

Did he say "All Pakis Are Cheap" in the beginning of teh video??

[CanadianSoldier]

i think i heard that to.

[gbh903]

I think it was "cheats" not "cheap".

[JCYK90]

The segment before was on an Australian umpire making accusations that the paki team were involved in ball tampering.

curry.

[herronfishoil]

Cheats

[TheThunderCunt]

That security guard at the end looked like a spawn of Chuck Norris himself!!!!!

[damo1128]

That big beefy security guard at the end sure looked scary

[x13lindRRQQ]

@damo1128 sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

[Hopeful71]

@x13lindRRQQ

"sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"

Oh REALLY?!?!?

;)

[AgentTasmania]

@damo1128

I am replying to a comment you made 2 years ago.

[BangasIsBack]

@damo1128

Thats how they keep their costs down, the security guard just graduated from check-out chick to deputy security officer, but kept the same salary...

[hardnthefukupstraya]

that security guard looked like a badass... wont be robbing coles netime soon

[JittoraAAHh]

"Hello Kylie," hahahahaha.

[nicoletot]

Lolzzzz.

What an idiot the guy that TOLD him to use the phone thing :D

[BetterOfYou]

that security guard at coles looks like he could kill you 5 times before you hit the ground

[TheHanzoMK1]

weird, us companies are being bought out by foreign companies and foreign companies are being bought out by us companies.

[MarilynFilth]

Oh god! Seriously I love these guys so much!

[pliskn11]

degenerate

[patellaman]

hahaha

[happygeegee]

hahahhha

[Giggs12]

hello kylie!

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[ansettaddict123]

haha!!! i shat myself laughing!!! "a price check on coles please" "price check on coles" lol!! the chasers are legends

[damonator87]

haha I hate those fricken price checks! But Id be laughing if i heard that one!

[alextan94]

ROFLMFAO

[7littleducks]

i swear theres a largeish woman called kylie at my local coles... mmm

[TKaussie]

baha the guy actually showed him how to use it!!!

[parlalis81]

if you dont like working at coles fuking leave!!

it's a job that pays dumb asses like you.

Great stunt though!!

[iggy4323]

It's... not about working at Coles or how much you get paid for working at Coles.

[Tainted0Pker]

Its about the thrill you get hanging up discount clothing from sweat shops.

Or the sight of a mother looking 10 years above her age being dragged through the toys by a screaming sticky fingered two year old.

Or the smell of the recycled paper used to print your cheque of 45.31 at the end of a hard week.

[iggy4323]

Spot on. There's magic at Coles.

[Gr1mReapa]

4 hours isnt hard work mate... fuck off

[Jebus1314]

just shows u should shop at safeway/woolworths

[ghostyx1234]

Dude, they sell exactly the same products and eploy the same type of people and the employees there are even trained by the same people. There pretty much the same thing except different names and prices. Same shit different smell.

[Drayt112]

If the chaser came to any store I worked at I would let them do what the hell they wanted, do I give a damn if they want to make a joke, good on em, thanks for breaking up the working day.

[doctorgriffith]

Yeah seriously when I worked in retail I couldn't give a flying fuck who used our PA. None of the staff get paid enough to give a shit.

[akjdsgflu]

Im a checkout operator at a coles supermarket and I am sure we would have done a better job at taking the pa away from him...I cant believe they just stood there and watched...they would have realised straight away he was pranking them

[crumpetthestrumpet]

I would have let him, he's the chaser :D that and I couldn't really give a fuck.

[strange2330]

m8 im a manager in coles in tasmania an m8 we would have throw them out i don't know what management where doin but im told there were some people given formal warnings 4 letting it go!

[trumpet90909]

I would like to apologize on behalf of Coles Group to you. You are a MANAGER after all.

[snakegutt]

cool...?

[russman281191]

m8 ur a fukhead thats what... hahah ur life is at coles..what a piece of shit haha suck shit...

[iggy4323]

you're sad. only important at work?

[plflynn]

FUCK Chasers

he he he

[UsernameShmoosername]

Go Craig!

hahaha

[shultz1975]

What can anyone come in and use the pa in cole?

I expected a faster response from management.

[guitarisgod]

there are three people on salary in one supermarket, the rest of them are on hourly rates and really don't give a fuck about coles!

[ashie1231]

awesome

[moyno85]

hello Kylie.... hahahhahaa

[asifuwuld]

^^LOL ... aww, I can't believe there's no more Chaser this year. Hopefully they'll be back next year!!