Chess Lesson - Master Checkmate Fischer vs Karpov

[cdarrsse]

This video fills me with pure joy!! Hahaha i remember stumbling upon this video like 3 years ago and spent like 20 minutes trying to find it again... HAHA the fucking teeth brushingg omggg

[101casimir]

what a fuck shit

[willsmackyoudown]

Dude these videos are hilarious. I love how you mock commentator Jrobi in the opening.

[cosg9531]

What, you couldn't afford a two-dollar board? What the hell is that?

[mssphysics]

retarded?



[BishopOcelot]

Still one of the funniest things related to chess I have ever seen, although if I never smoked weed I'm not sure I would feel the same way.

He's not ridiculing anything (except for the cheap cheeseburgers). Motherfuckers are too stuffy.

[favoredsongs]

The guy has probably heavy issues with his lack of intelligence or/and confidence for playing or/and understanding the game of chess, therefore he's trying to ridicule it.

The way he tried to do that is a pity. The words 'embarrassing', 'stupid', 'useless' come to mind but are all understatements. I believe SAD is the most suitable....

[georget155]

crazy?

[HolyHolcomb]

This is really funny. The joke is on me!

[246trinitrotoluene]

i dont get people.... this is actually hilarious.

probably because most of the chess community is still currently old and uninteresting people.

[FockerTheLopper]

maybe the greatest video i've ever seen

[chocorum3]

Ha ha. Can you pose some stuffed animals in sexual positions? That would be funny too.

[RazzaTheElite]

Instead of hopskip jumping you could use a rook the barrel roll into position and if they dont resign enter a kings faceoff.

[MEpianist]

moronic lol

[mielord21]

its funny but the board is not very funny

[GoingOn9Lives]

hahahahaha. This too funny. Its like 6 AM and Im on cocaine. : )

[ultranoob802]

wtf is going on here

[binarygina]

ive used that tactic before

[RzA5]

aaah i get it u tried u be funny...

[kakashi76767]

i love this cause its like when i play my 3 year old nephew!!

[0nhj]

u dont even have a chessboard..

[dooombringerrr]

I wanted to see chess .

I'm an intellectual.

Somebody should rub dogshit onto your gums.

[t00mm1]

pointless

[majotnf]

p a t h e t i c...............

[0nhj]

EPIC

[dfox3]

works good for me

[mattfca]

wtf?? lol

[0nhj]

epic fail

[JakeAlanLawrence]

Funny as hell. Thanks for the laugh. :D

[helsquiades]

Oooh...not funny, sorry :(

[rifleshooterdude]

what a niger you cant even afford a real chess board

[dave9ish]

hijo de puta, no pongas webadas!

[SonicEther]

Oh man why is it all the way down to 2 stars? I think this is hilarious!!!! It's supposed to be stupid lol, that's why it's so funny!

[Enjoiosaur]

.......

[MurnoGladst]

drink me face

[dreamtheater39]

dumbest sh1t on youtube ever

[Mrmacisu]

stupid

[fatesofgreedom]

"...unless the king has resigned at least once a tournament---directly after making a move---the player will be disqualified."

My question is this: Are you saying that "the king must resign directly after making a move," or are you saying that "directly after making a move, a player will be disqualified"

?

[MurnoGladst]

Firstly - I love you. After 200 comments, someone has finally asked the pivotal question!

Every time I watch this video I cringe at this point because it is so poorly explained.

I am saying that the king must have resigned directly after making a move in order for the player not to be disqualified.

I'll see you at the Fates of Greedom, and there we shall have a game.

[fatesofgreedom]

lol! no problem. Catch you later.

[MurnoGladst]

No. I'll catch YOU later.

[BANGBANGllll]

no comment

[Rastacrat]

alol

[bastiaan0741]

huh?

[StackynUpRice]

AaaAAAaAaaAAAaaaAAA WTF IS GOING On???? AAaaaAaaAaAAa lol sweet vid lol

[Conquestidore]

lol

[grandpatarzan]

it was funny up to, but not including, the "cheeseburger" thing

[wafflehouse777]

wait wait wait your not following the rules of chess

[Qpidon]

I've been told its pooring rain down there, is that so...?

[mcdonal3]

put em up where I can see 'em.

I'd like to throttle you.

What do you think you're doing?

[liquidplastic62]

Yeah! Good luck with the medication,

and don't forget to feed the Hobgoblins before bedtime.

[MurnoGladst]

They made a mess of the whole yarnbox, so I sent them all to mcdonal3 for a throttling. Their blood still stains my ... my .... ..............

[carlinhosff]

funny a lot!

[laserbeamninja]

ok i think that was funny. i'll give you five stars

[32henkka]

miserable infradotado, te pondria un puño!

[sergeidave]

Que diceees??? Hahahaha!

[Vasileios1978]

this is really poor and disappointing.

you should change the title,it misleads people who actually wanna see a game of chess and not that weird sense of your unsuccesful humour

[MurnoGladst]

No no no, the whole point is that you come on the stage and you say:

"This is really poor."

Full stop.

THEN, beat,

"And disappointing."

You're screwing everything up, and we don't have time to go back to Stanislovski. You delivery on:

"unseccesful humour" sounds like an eighth grader chewing soap.

[fatesofgreedom]

Eight-graders don't chew soap until the day of graduation, and please do not finish your original statement about the Hobgoblins leaving a blood stain on your [blank].

[kimboII]

how can u occupy the pawn square with the queen on the chessmaster? I cannot do it. I also cannot move anything to the side of the board... pls help.

[momc2]

1/5

at the beginning you sound like a fking nerd, so yeah thats why 1/5

[MurnoGladst]

Okay. I accept that. How are the scabs on your penis?

[MurnoGladst]

How are the scabs on your penis?

[GlorifiedTruth]

The sound of someone brushing their teeth in the background makes the video unwatchable, sorry.

[MurnoGladst]

but is that the whole truth, the Glorified Truth?

We hired a professional tooth-brusher, but at the last minute they had all their teeth knocked out, so we had to go with this high school kid who SAID he could do performance brushing. Waste of $4000

You should get over your tooth phobia. I know someone who can help. Call me. NOW!

[jsfmk]

great video again ! Something special there

Jack TYT

[casde]

I loved it. I thought it was very funny.

[Wismer1987]

dont listen to the idiots. they have no sense of humour. i like the video keep up.

[MurnoGladst]

How is sg2...N(adj)e5 unnatural?

[apoman1993]

you have already developed annotation N(adj)e5... but i really think Q(shr)c3 is a little too early. You have great sense of humor! Keep it up.

[Jacknight13]

wtf? :D

[grandpatarzan]

thanks for the lesson - I use this to defeat a Master to win the Indiana State Championship - the downside has been that other chess players point and laugh at the "Masterbeater" whenever I enter the room at my local chess club

[NicolXIX]

HEY YOU I went to one of those chess clubs in my city and I put queen on C7 and then smash down to C1 and move the knight next to the king around a lot until it lands on E5 but yeah this opening didn't work fo rme and after my king was checkmated (I was black) my opponent refused to start the side-game!! but he wanted to analise it? I just said no thanks coz I dont know what analising is.

[Taggerung89]

pro

[PinkFalcon56]

this guys supid

[MurnoGladst]

yeh, wat a retrad.

[rhljsh57]

Keep Playing Like this.. U will be next grandmaster For sure

[f1r4zxx]

what is this, i dun understand, anyone explain?

[v3rs3au]

You are a true loser without imagination.

BORING!

[fatesofgreedom]

I think the most important here is to keep in mind that brushing your teeth helps you see better.

[raptriforcee]

That was awesome.

[mrcelada]

boring

[MurnoGladst]

Oh, sorry. . . you have to watch it backwards .

[m0onst9er]

lmfao a game after checkmate begins

[subatom101]

That's a brilliant opening

[Olthetime]

The combimation was fairly complex! Excellent hop skip and jump checkmate though. I have never quite managed to pull that one off yet but I will persivere!

[bearpickle]

The cheeseburger attack is impossible to counter, especially in blitz games.

[bogdan192]

checkmate can be done in 2 moves! 1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#

[hys316]

wonderful play, but what u forgot is there is another way to end the game quicker and it only takes 1 move, just simple put a bullet in ur head ya fucking moron

[afinechild]

there is a way to get checkmate in 4 moves and playing by the rules. look it up

[nibiruwillcome]

funny :-)

[fedetoi]

What an asshole

[djiday]

lmfao

[mogi32688]

stupidity

[whateverum]

Only non-chessplayers find this funny. If you found this funny, you are no chess player, and stop kidding yourself.

[pawncleanup1]

fuckhead, im going to blow your country up

[Inferfire]

You speak the truth... This video is lame. While i see an art and logic processes others see a board game. This video shows difference in perspectives.

[qw12er34ty5]

retarded

[Meszczak2]

idiot

[MelkorNoir]

Dude, you have no idea how hard I laughed at this video. To ANYONE who says that you don't have a sense of humour, don't listen. Genius video 5 stars

[sjoekeloeke1]

Lol, I think YOU are the only one who's lacking humor :)

[themeron]

very, very, very, very stupid...

[idk3521]

genius! that was an amazing game. Pro chess at its best.

[UneWhitey29]

that was stupid, dude.

[tamirbssb]

what?! no, no! let me explain it to u. u love boys, instead of girls.

[sheeptag619]

i dont get it...

[246trinitrotoluene]

this is the best way for anyone to learn chess

[countcinders]

sounds like razor and blade

(if anyone gets the hackers reference)

[bearpickle]

Knight should have gone to J4

[MurnoGladst]

He might then suffer an addiction to light-colored squares!

[PeterSodhi]

lol at 0:35. Rather than e5 - he completely missed the obvious fries at a4!!

This would then have ended with the more elegant combo deal of cheesburger, coke and fries for 2:25 rather than the lame endgame proposed. See Spasky vs McDonald Moscow 1785 Tournament for more info.

[Inferfire]

HAHAHAA Epic win.

[adrean85si]

fucken idiots....get a life..

[BellaLuna2005]

pretty smoove

[RapMastaIce]

speedballs anyone?

[termanogue]

haha the irish glove box, what about the mexican sandal opening or the jailhouse falling soap opening. funny but a bit retarded. I still give you props.

[yurunthen]

lol.........the funny thing is some people think that this is an actual way of playing.............ITS A JOKE YOU DIMWITS!!!!

[greg5566]

This guy was so dumb. That wasn't even a checkmate. He didn't see that black could put both his rooks on d8 in the next move, blocking the threat, then then taking the queen.

[fatesofgreedom]

In my opinion, the Yugoslavian Ordeal is a really complex line of play...one of the most heavily analyzed in modern chess theory.

You should explain the Latin Affair.

[MurnoGladst]

Ah, the Latin Affair.... a little known opening which may only occur once the bishops have been removed from the board, allowing all sorts of illicit plays to ensue. From the rectory, the bishops may eschew the pawns, but this depends heavily on your understanding of the word.

This opening (as well as the Irish Glovebox) may only be executed after the opponent regurgitates Benylin into a paper bag during normal play.

[FFF813]

that was both retarded and funny at the same time

[colonelsmots]

lol

[zycotrix]

got talent dude...hahaha

[com0oan]

what kind of rules are it?

[caddata]

the sad part is a lot of idiots are like ..loool and all that thinking thats real chess played

[luke19631963]

This is exactly how Capt. Kirk beat Spock in all those chess games..lol! Poor Spock

[Yaymudkip]

best.chessplayer.ever

[246trinitrotoluene]

why does it sound like someone is brushing their teeth in the background lol

[MurnoGladst]

Because I was brushing my teeth .

[snaekrej]

bwahahahahah

LOL!

i like man!

u made me laugh

[kailetor]

Hey you Idiot, thats no chess, thats fucking shit playing with yug and chess. Go home

[crayrayc]

that was hilarius

[246trinitrotoluene]

holy shit this was hilarious

this is probably what chess seems like for a beginner

lol, "the yugoslavian ordeal" wtf

[ChickenIntestines]

what...?

[TheLilJay]

wow this was great .. ill try that online

[sxmadrid]

Puerile, but pleasing like smoke in post coital rings.

[DaKrazedKyubizt]

....... what the hell.......

[greencouch18]

It's moronic - but I admit it - you got me. "Fischer vs Karpov" sucked me right in...

[samdadayou]

SERIOUSLY L2P CHESS....

YES RLY....

[davidjm7]

u are really stupid, checkmate could have been easily avoided by taking a1 rook with knight to cause check by proximity and causing a queen-knight exchange, with clear black positional advantage

[MurnoGladst]

but then the vacuum returns to the game on a9 and then the king is in risk of suction-cupping the blind pawn on the queen's elephant side. Not to mention the discuss throw potential of the female bishop.

[davidjm7]

hmmm... interesting... however you clearly didnt see the possibility of black bending spacetime in order to take precisely that pawn on the queens elephant side, or even that hazardous female bishop... this however is not possible for noobs as you need to completely understand the entropy of chess and overall reality...

[nodokalove1989]

i found no humor in this....

[MurnoGladst]

but did you find your wallet and keys in it?

[DERZEEMAN]

this guy even don't know the rules, what a piece of shit!

[MurnoGladst]

When rolling in the leaves, remember to keep your gloves on and your hands at all times wrapped up in over-sized colossus bags for make sandwiches and enter the contest for the newest goat gown for Turkish sunset match making pant-try-on teenaged grandmaster opus.

[246trinitrotoluene]

this guy even don't have sense of humour, what a piece of shit!

[zurkarziffle]

shallow joke for chess. With thier mentality, they should stick to making fun of people with big noses....

[joopsnoop]

lmao. very funny. Except you missed the opportunity for the rook sac on move 2.

[MurnoGladst]

move 3, but black was poisoned pre-game

[cesarcavalli]

what a shit !

[MurnoGladst]

it is NOT rape!

[Artoonie]

This was incredible. The most amazing chess experience ever. I thank you for making my 2am worth living.

[ricardowwe]

I already smoke something like that .. Belive man, that shit kills

[homeworksuks]

puff. puff. pass. with ur punk ass. ur smoking some good stuff

[pocahontos8767]

is this guy on drugs? hey dude! share that shit so we can see the world the same way!!!

[pabliship]

esto es una burla...

[VintageAllstar]

GENIUS..

[meluao]

i want that drug too.

[wjrguff]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

genius.

[altus2cygnus]

shit

[dmed312]

If I didn't know how to play chess, and watched this video, I'd be all screwed up now.

[Hannibal0001]

INGENIUS!

[MurnoGladst]

This is an insult to Cheese Burgers everywhere. Asshole...

[smiley917]

now i'm ready to sign in and play

[MrCanuck]

WTF. Dude please let me have a hit of the crack that you've been smokin, it must really be good.

[DangerousFun]

??what bulshit is this

[GrandElemental]

Thanks for the information. So this is why I've been losing all the time. :P

[mavaddat]

Are you brushing your teeth?

[beavermac]

....ok not to funny....but still got me to laugh a little

[leipogue]

fuck this bull shit..i lost a championship match because of this

[MurnoGladst]

lol

[vibovitold]

not really funny, as you can see yourself from the average rating you receive.

[MurnoGladst]

yes, and like all chess players, I only care about ratings.

[vibovitold]

this reply, in turn, was somewhat funny

[246trinitrotoluene]

i found this hilarious, and i promise i am rated higher than you

stop trying to pretend like you're king of the shit

[vibovitold]

what do i pretend :) it's not particularly funny for most viewers - get over it. the guy tried to popularize this video by *spamming* and that's the reason why he's getting negative feedback (deservedly). and you can be rated 3500 ELO or whatever, i can't see how it matters here

[zzzzzz998]

nice video 5 star from me.

[dreamcastII]

funny

[wnxsilence]

This video is 100% bullshit, the idiot talking obviously knows not even how to play Chess.

If this was intended as comedy, then it was also a failure.

[MurnoGladst]

Bet I can beat you