Weight Loss 101

[suamaetrepano]

I'm sorry to mention that, but your boss is much better than you in being puched.I think that's why he is the boss.

[YFHCracks]

lol keep pressing 7

[iChakram]

Silly Wheezy, the dooblydoo isn't to the side, its underneath the video. :D

[elove0209]

I don't like how he gives bad advise to people like that. This could convince people to not care about weight loss.

[RaiyaisFluffy]

am i the only one who saw Craigity Craigs wig on the TV in the end?

[poentasticgurl]

animation day :)

[sinnoh2014]

wait... my thumb does that

[OneSourGrape]

Why is it that videos that end in '101' make me want to watch themm...?

[Nintenrock]

Wheezy, you forget that: 12:34 7/8/09.

[bubbleheadash]

i miss fee bagel friday...

[ThePtVids]

I remember when the doobly-doo was over there haha

[andiwasinthebath]

0:55 He's Craigity Craig! Craig with a wig!

[escthepresent]

freakish thumb is freakish o_O

[2TimeLord2]

@wildchildd YEAH!!! except it's the carpet that sings.... but still!! what happened to the singing???

[onemessedupcookie]

you remind me of my brother Blue 

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[rikko338]

That dinosaur looks cold, I think it needs a scarf...

[Phobic42]

Dinosaur bagels are even better than regular bagels.

[scharaboosh]

ha you have hitch-hikers thum

[jalan134679]

youve just made me hungry

[wadothepimp]

i subscribed just cuz i said so

[Planb2276]

OMG MY THUMB IS AS FREAKY AS YOURS

[Terza94]

thumbs up if u think that 2nd guy on winks sounds like skype

[ThePirateNinjaGirl]

Ha! My thumb is JUST like that!

[123456789dbs1]

@ThePirateNinjaGirl samess i thoughti was the only one....

[datluigi]

I can do that thumb thing with my pinky due to a time I pulled it while playing guitar.

[TikiKitteh]

You have hitchhiker's thumb! :)

[workescapist]

you do not have to loose weight... as long as you don't gain any!!!

[workescapist]

this comment is from the future...

i have already seen the video you mentioned and it will be awesome just like you said.

[mshammerheadshark]

Donuts work too

[hobbitandwife]

I literally JUST watched that video! Well, it was for like the 12th time today, so maybe that doesn't count.

[damanaboy]

@hobbitandwife wtf

[roose85723]

i have really bad hitchhiker's thumb. it looks as if it's broken

[RVBDeathbot]

my friend has a weird thumb like that!

[bluelamppost145]

I own a dinosaur just like that one. Bwahaha!

[Mer1002]

"You should subscribe, oh my god, look at my freakish thumb!!" I love you <3

[SHMCrudhedd]

I can do that with my thumb too!

[abandondvoodoo]

my thumbs like that too XD

[eezachee1]

I like terrible things

[666Lurks666]

I CAN DO THAT WITH MY THUMB ASWELL OMG

[epictennis97]

lol

[swatsch]

I think I'm just going to systematically favorite all of your videos.

[idkyetdou]

Double Jointed! :D At least I think.... Some people just have freakish thumbs without being awesomely talented.... :|

[TheWalkingNerd]

Ha ha. Showing off your freakish thumb sure is funny. But you know what's not funny? Racism.

[idkyetdou]

Um... What was racist?

[4104jake]

@TheWalkingNerd What?

[practicalliesane]

You now have like 10 times the comments per video than you had when i randomly hit up videos from a couple years ago

[tatsuhina500]

@ practicalliesane It was probably because of Dan Brown, who made a video about how much Craig is going to become an evil dictator of a multiverse. :D

[Kasigerman]

That was the worst and yet best reinactment I have ever seen.

[kookieforcocoapuffs]

i love your freakish thumb.

i name it carlos.

[idkyetdou]

I second that naming! :D

[Scottipottimus]

Lmao that was the best Free Bagel Friday ever x

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

dude, driftless pony club is your band?????? i love that band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i didnt even realize hahahahahaha

[blacksheep2227]

lmao. I have a better idea, go to work and punch your boss anyway then, go home with the prize bagel. lol

[SpaceAndrew]

Your editing skills are boss.

[JimmytheNoob]

you remind me so much of my eighth grade english teacher. That's both a good and bad thing. But mostly good! You are awesome Wheezy Waiter and never disappoint!

[singin4pennys]

You don't have any bagels, but you happen to have a dinosaur?

Nice.

[thecolormaria]

oh my gosh, we have the same thumb!

soul mates.

[purfectpuff]

we love your freakish thumb =]

[Megnut187]

holy crap what is wrong with your thumb

[iwatchvideos1234567]

lol xD

[Ryume777]

nomnomnom

[splicegrrl]

favorited. btw, i thought it was your video editings that were sexy... (references to previous wheezy videos ftw.)

[vdmerwe]

1:10

are you wearing mascarra??

[WoWJakfrost]

Haha, that wink chick was listening to Lily Allen's "Fuck You" :D

[0Airika0]

i have a freakish thumb also. someday i will go hitch hiking, tis what i am destined to do.

[vandbg]

HOW did you do that thing at the end?! HOW?!

[0serendipity0]

i really enjoyed the stop-motion sandwiches. hilarious.

[sharkytrue]

Hehe. Biting.

<:)

[Defor11dog]

u kinda remind me of my uncle!

XD

[FaeryFaith]

LOL "I don't have any bagels lying around..... but I've got a dinosaur, I'll use that". hahaha no it's not an actual quote,... but I admire you're though process :-)

[blahblahalex333]

i have hitch hikers thumb too, severe hitch hikers thumb. meaning my biology teachers adore making me show my thumb to everyone when we're studying genetics.

[partyweetow]

I can't roll my tongue. My entire class, including our teacher, likes to watch me try, though.

[blahblahalex333]

i feel your pain, haha.

[BlueZephyr16]

righto, i spelled bagle wrong....or did I? now both ways look weird to me! ugh

[BlueZephyr16]

yay, you say bagel the same way i do. like bag-el

[ahhcleansheets]

lol love the lily allen at the end

[GreenBabyWhales]

You are so funny. I laughed SO hard at the stop-motion sandwiches!

[TwilightAddict96]

interesting, that fat was totally real, and my grandma can do that with her thumb, your not that unique!!!

[dor1t0m4n]

neither are you twilight addict

[slycattv]

Your thumb is very freakish, but your still very adorable. They way you explained your bands music video made want to pinch your cheeks (yes the ones on your face).

[soraiyame]

yay :D

I wanted to make you a wink, but I was too lazy to wait for it to show up in your video.

Laziness!

[GeekiGothJussi]

are you having a babie?! (thats what i thought when you had a pillow in ur shirt.

[bumbleberb]

There is never too much mustard...

[steezygrape]

i can do that with my thumb to but it does the worm and cracks every time it does it

[IWantLandingSnow]

Dooblie Doo (:

[gothickun]

split screen boobs ftw!

[artvandelay13]

are these baegels of which you speak some sort of scandinavian offshoot of bagels? they sound intriguing...

[candyandapples]

CONTINUITY ERROR.

:P ahah love you craig!

[Sarahendipity]

Another 101, EH????

[PinkAntenna]

LEMME BORROW THAT BAGEL.

[kludd28]

Nice sandwiches, Švankmajer anyone?

[victorianpurls]

Hahah! :DD sub'd!

[charleyfull]

'look in the dooblie doo'

[rbrown2697]

That's ingenious. SO much cheaper than liposuction.

[henkle9]

ROFLMOMS sooo random

[hexachordal]

Thanks for making me LAUGH OUT LOUD in the MACSTORE and look like a SILLY in front of these STRANGERS. Man, Craig.

[MooCow3202]

Lol, this may have made me laugh more than the actual video. xDDD

[ItTakesII]

A NINJA!? Of course I'll watch it!

-Julian

[ISnoggedHarry]

HEY I know you. You were in my apartment.

Why didn't I find you sooner? This is entertaining!

[mrsdylan77]

it's great to have you back. Cant wait for the band's new vid.

[messianicsephardi]

Beyond great... ;)

[TinkerbellKat]

I've missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1x3tzght]

Wow, it´s never boring with your videos!

[valerie2776]

That thumb! It is so freakish!

[Idolsofwood]

This guy is so hilarious, it's unfair to other comedians online.

[yobboblogging]

okay I understand the splitscreen thing, but how do you do the punch yourself thing? Is that going all complicated with masks and whatnot?=S

Awesome video though =]

[StrGrlOllie]

I just woke up my whole family from laughing so hard.

[girlofstarshollow]

My thumb looks just the same...

[MaryAnimated]

Free Bagel Friday just wasn't the same.

I think the pink hat threw me off. Or the dinosaur as the bagel....no...no it was the hat.

[DragonFire381]

Win.

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

gimme that baggle!

[JRocker921]

haha i thought the same thing

[bdirgo]

Don't worry Wezzy, we still love you.

All we ask of you is

TO UPLOAD MORE VIDEOSSSDAHFSLHAFLJ:HEAU:VBNJU­VB:W!!!!!

[RedHotMollie]

I am officially waiting on pins and needles for August 15th.

[coldplayisawesome]

are you double-jointed?

[1118mschenk1118]

mmm stop motion sandwiches

[theboredone]

Dude, we have similar bendy thumbs XD

[themauraofthestory]

haha you say "bagel" funnily.

[mickeleh]

wheezy says everything funnily. He's aces.

[AlainaAvalanche]

hahaha don't wory weezy I have a freakish thumb too! :D

[thehelpguru]

LOL 0:03-0:05

[nicolcacola]

reminded me of homer hahah

[kawaiinekinu]

funny lol

[darkninjapony]

I'd take a dinosaur over a bagel any day.

[radishesandpudding]

i have that dinosaur...well obviously not that particular one. or is it?

its not

[xSamanthaNicole]

LOL loved the nom-ing of the sandwich!

[DarthServer]

wow dude...I dunno how I got subscribed to ya, but I've been watching your videos for a few weeks, you ROCK my friend

keep it up. Hilarious stop motion sandwiches

[andrsdtz]

OM NOM NOM NOM lol, stop motion sandwiches where hilarious Wheezy, also nice weight loss tips, haha XD

[WQIYUIO]

he is soooooooooo AWESOME! lol

[toddscamera]

the ending was really good.

[JustinwL]

Creepy thumb you've got there Craig. Why are you so awesome?

[lethallydelicious111]

My thumb does that. :)

[TheWillofDC]

also, subed to ur band's channel, can't wait to see the music video

[TheWillofDC]

HILARIOUS as usual

thanks for the advice

ps from now on whenever i see a dinosaur i will think bagel. u know cause i see dinosaurs all the time.... down the block.

[dimarziotonezone23]

hahahah stop motion sandwiches xD ur a genious

[KarateChess23]

I have severe hitchhiker's thumb too. And yes, that's the technical term.

[dneujahr87]

Even before you said anything, I was thinking, "What a weird looking thumb" Nice you pointed it out. LOL Have a great week-end Craig!

[mercuryovum]

Doubling up the winks eh? Well, someone's little miss popular.

[FueledByRock]

I know, what a sell out.

[smhellie]

more please

[nukemutants]

watching this as I eat a slab of chocolate with peanut butter. aahhh weight loss...

[andi4325]

I had a bagel this morning! mmm

[doctornoise]

awesome, ninja music videos! Looking forward to that.

[HereForBarbara]

I only just noticed that you have beautiful eyelashes. Really.

[caseadillas]

You look like... you're about to give birth lol.

[greenschmoodle]

You sir, make me giggle in all the right places.

[mercuryovum]

lol

[o0fanpire4life0o]

omg, free bagel friday enactment= WIN xD

[dneujahr87]

Posting this late in the day with no twitter notificaiton. Hmmm, what's going on here?

[themefund]

woah, doubling the winks now? I think that means you've reached e-fame.

[tsalagibabe]

love the reenactment! <3

[millymollymandy16]

Man I really want a bagel now.

[dananddanfilms]

Greatness. Always a pleasure Wheezy.

[HatticusRex]

A dinosaur. Yayyy!

[SurpriseGuacamole]

I've already pre-ordered Expert :)

[Mike019232]

Ahah, I could do that thumb thing too. I freak so many people out with it. :P

[MunkeyD]

haha im able to do that freaky thumb thing too

[dizzyblonde777]

soo cute!...u are that is

[emmfan09]

hahaha stop motion sandwiches. hope the video filming is going well! can't wait to see it!

[pennygoo]

i clapped at the end!

[TheReceptionist]

If you eat a stop motion sandwich, do you later take a stop motion shit?

[andalexandra93]

You don't have bagels, but you have a toy dinosaur?

:q

[HastalaVeesta]

aw i wanted to see you punch your boss!!!!!

[eibbore]

Yay fbf

[Quinklong]

NO BOSS PUNCHING?! Aww....

[emilysaysgo]

I have a question.

When the whole Free Bagel Friday shenanigan began, did you go up to your boss and say 'Hey, is it okay if I pretend to punch you over a pastry once a week? It's for the internet.'

Because I like to think that's how it happened.

[dorkestranerd]

I have wondered that too :)

[chiquitabanana]

ahahahaha. i like stop motion sandwiches. :D

[slimbond227]

The ending reminds me of the orginal ending of Clerks.

[KronksSpinachPuffs]

Split-screening the fat away... why didn't I think of that?!

Also, my thumb does that too - it's a nice way to scare strangers :P

[mjlj3]

also telling them, that you want them so close you can smell their skin, works as well

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

That thumb is freaky man!!..Thanks for the weightloss tip and blondie I agree is hot..woof!!

[Bartron15]

your boss falls down better than you

[SAsYoungestVloger]

Soo good.

[asimplecadence]

Hahaha, weightloss? So random!

[jennabunnykins]

I love how your floorboards squeak under the weight of your massive sandwich girth.

[lesliefoundhergrail]

Split screening doesn't get rid of double chins, Craig.

[moiramemede]

You look just like my uncle........lol........And I've got weird thumbs too :p

[deffcat]

bagelosaurus rex?