CH Live: NYC - Dan Levy

[dielawnz]

:( same skit from laugh factory

[glibfull]

WTF Jews!!!!! what would Alla say?! *wait*

[MaaNonu123]

lol "WTF did i do last night"

[crashtestdummy98]

Run theres jews in the front row! (2:32)

[keithdavidkeith]

 dull mild nerd humour

[sh0rtaznant]

the way he read his emails reminded me of azis ansari

[danny899]

From now on, I'm ending everything with "Fuck you, I love vampires"

[penisfuckeye]

that was so funny

[JDPolancoS]

There are too many Dans in CH...

[TheNinetySecond]

I've been through twenty CH Live NYC: videos just to find this one :D

[linux750]

this was a good comedy video. the delivery and callback were very well placed. very well done mr. Levy (the vampire lover).

[WeAintNoSamuraiFilms]

Lol I've been searching through posts for 5 minutes and I still don't understand how the Olympics became involved in this ridiculous argument. Congratulations all involved, you've brought much shame to your respective countries.

[thekillers1stfan]

this and the gangbang joke were the best parts of his stand up, i was so happy he opened for Aziz Ansari when i saw him

[terriermaxx]

to be fair, robbert pattinson plays a fariy, not a vampire.

[lostinrosered]

Rober Pattinson....Rober Patterson is an mystery writer and is just a generaly less annoying human being.

[afabh]

So what makes this loser just so funny?

[grady407]

stop breathing into the mic faggot

[CaptainAmerice]

your prob just jealeous

[oughinator5000]

@KickenItOldSchool, um are you really saying that Canada is "ultra mega gay" for hosting the Olympics?? You realize that the U.S has hosted the Olympics several times and its team participates at every Olympic game?? Way to misrepresent your country, you dumb shit.

[blackskies08]

I think people call the U.S. "America" because out of North and South America, aren't we the only country with America in the name?

I'm pretty sure it's just to shorten the title United States of America.

[ABombification]

yay :) my last name is Levy :) Im a jew too :)

[PLeasureJet]

I clicked on this because i thought it was canadian dan Levy

[trewcanadian]

@PLeasureJet ditto.

[ch33s3ypwnr]

Sumergiles, central America is not a continent, only north and south (u tard)

[smexySaurus]

why are people arguing about the whole AMERICAN thing? is it that big of a deal that you need to get your panties in a bunch?

fuck you

i love vampires :P

[sarawr08]

Lmfao i love em both!

[jewtube010]

it seems like Hitler missed a few jews, i just saw some

[Deioncao]

jews

[summergiles]

People most often refer to your mom as my epic mount but does that make it true? Ok well in this case yes, but you couldn't assume that unless you knew her history with me riding her everyday.

[yemenohman]

hey Dan Levy, Dan Levy here

[smexySaurus]

i love the fact that everyones getting worked up over comedy, and what does the olympics have to do with anything? just stop arguing and enjoy the video, so what if canada one the olympics, is that really relavent?

ps. im canadian

[Indubitably14]

@smexySaurus you really dont know the difference between "one" and "won"?

[erik55685]

you Americans cant think of anythign eles to do then make fun of a country thats clearly better than America, GO FUCK UR SELF YOUR DUMB FAGGOTS... by the KickenItOldSchool its spelt CANADA ...fuck face!!!

[SkiingIsMyLife17]

you have a point. and i love how you automatically assume i'm stupid. and for your information, im not. oh hey, guess what my favourite sport is? hockey. sidney crosby is an amzing player... oh shoot. i'm sorry. touchy subject?

[LetsGoEntertainment]

HA, Dan Levy rocks! I opened for him when he was in Utah a few years back. Really down to Earth guy.

[JakeChaos666]

I honestly don't understand what your getting at. you keep bringing up things about the hockey game and replying to my comments as if its hurting my feelings.

I'm canadian.

I wanted canada to win.

I made fun of you because your a moron and were quoting a facebook group. Thats it. I don't give a fuck about the hockey game, we won, good for us. Not good for you dumb shit.

[TheNormalguy64]

This guy is the best after Baron Vaughn!

[levytheman95]

lol my name is daniel levy

[psyshock918]

still funny!

[sledgehammerer1]

Fuck you I love vampires

[jj11ist]

hahaha look at the jews in the front

im ashamed of my anitsemitic fag behavior

[VirtualSting]

Also this is a freaking awesome stand up routine!

[animeboylives]

Canada total medals: 26

USA Total medals:37

I'm Canadian

[RKftw68]

im in america, doin real shit XD

[sfakasswannabe]

DO NOT go up to your address bar, put the letter "Q" between the words you and tube, then press enter or click go IT'S A SCAM!!!!!!!!!SOME RETARDED KID WANTS TO BECOME FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE!!!!!

[CAR18MEN]

@sfakasswannabe since you said it i HAVE TO DO IT.

[sfakasswannabe]

IT'S A SCAM!

[O4archer]

I heard the audio for the first time on this segment. Good job.

[MM4DN]

lol i luv amerikuh newere else sux. the only way amurikuh cud be bettur is if ther wer no gay black or mexikin peepul cuz wites rool lawl

[replae]

and maybe America would also be better if there more intellectual people living there and not having the retards who barely know how to spell represent the country.

[MM4DN]

Guys, I was joking. I was just making fun of all the uneducated people who have commented on this video and made those exact "points". I hate America for other reasons, one of those being because of the bigots I meant to portray. Sorry if I caused you further grief for our country's future.

[LogoutTankPoV]

I'm Canadian, this was great.

[tiera372]

D: You should really only make jokes about people if your making jokes to the people about them. They're much likely to have a sense of humor about it instead of it feeling like being insulted behind their backs.

[JRFproductions]

I love the fact that 1 guy says a joke about Canada and suddenly HUNDREDS of canadians spring in and hating.

[rileylax2]

i saw dan levy open for aziz ansari and even though this was funny its probably the least funny part of his entire set...if u think this guy is somewhat funny check out his other stuff...sydney crosby sucks

[SkiingIsMyLife17]

you have a point. an actually, it hasn't been a month, i do in fact have an IQ higher than 2. and I apologize for taking 4 whole days to reply, i do in fact have a life. and your from the US, right? HOW ABOUT THAT HOCKEY GAME? yeah, thats what i thought. i bet you feel pretty bad that you dissed canada now, huh? at least canadian athletes have the decency not to rub it in. the US femal mogul winner should take notes, drapping the us flag around the canadian who got silver? learn some respect.

[JakeChaos666]

Ahaha

Only one thing to say about that-

Born and raised in Alberta fucktard.

[SkiingIsMyLife17]

hell yeah. canada won the record for most gold medals won at an olympic game, how do you like us now US? yesterday all of the US was mourning while in canada, everyone was hungover from sunday's VICTORY.

[KickenItOldSchool]

Yeah but the Olympics are Mega Gay so Canada sucks the dick.

[The1337Juice]

I didn't even know the Olympics were over. So I wasn't mourning and I'm pretty sure the rest of America was the same because the Olympics are mega gay so Canada still sucks the dick. NICE TRY THOUGH!

[animeboylives]

Dude, what the fuck are they teaching you guys in Ameria these days...

[KickenItOldSchool]

Shut up fag Canadia is gay as fuck and so are the Olympics

[animeboylives]

How are the Olympics gay? People trying to be named the best ___ isn't gay. Also it brings countries together, which, by your racism, show that you don't want that.

[NoobTheShow24]

@KickenItOldSchool 1: It's called CANADA

2: America sux. NONE likes america except americans. Everyone likes canada except for america. Do you know why people like us? We're not douchebags. So that means you're a douchbag.

you douchbag

[KickenItOldSchool]

Whatever bro Canadia is gay as fuck

[theavidmusician]

I like Canada... I'm American...

[animeboylives]

America*

[animeboylives]

Winter Olympics. In summer its more than30.

[ASubliminalMessage]

Awesome.

[OneRemainingUsername]

wow one of these with good rating for once. funny too :P

[SoDevine1234]

@helpimbeingerased... you`re fucking Halarious! ahahaha. Loved that comment :)

No but yea, This was funny and i like Dan Levy that host`s The After Show here in Canada, he`s fiit.

[Rekaina]

It was good excluding the subtle "canada is inferior thing" :P oh well haha, it happens. It was just a joke after all.

But hey guys, olympics is about countries coming together for friendly competition, not starting fights between themselves. No need to fight. (Though, this is youtube...so no one really cares XD)

[helpimbeingerased]

"In America, getting real shit done" Like losing to Canada at the Olympics?

[KickenItOldSchool]

The Olympics are for fags so that makes Canada Really really gay, homosexual whatever you wanna call it

[animeboylives]

America participated in the Olypics and won the most medals, doesn't that make America Ultra Mega Gay?

[shannabanana11]

"ur probs just jealous cuz u wanna look like robert paterson, but u won't so fuck u!"

Ah, I do take pride in our generation's youth.

[namelesstaco123]

@hidemysocks , so true

[Lordofme666]

Jews suck

[RockStyIe]

Levy from canada is jewish

[DreadminionL]

i agree hidemy

[hidemysocks]

twilight ruined the whole vampire image.. way to go dickheads

[Halowanna]

you dont look like robert pattinson, so fuck you!

[TheReusables]

@Halowanna ???

[JJmeth]

Vampires suck

[ElricOfMelibone]

F**k you, I love vampires!!! :P

NIce one man :)

[h0licede]

Lakers won today against Nuggets.

Just sayin

[wutevaidowutiwant]

hell ya they did

[rozie120]

Lol

[Gamer2145]

Why the fuck r u people talking about the olypics

[adorkabule]

@Gamer2145 lmfaoo!! i was wondering the same thing wtf!!

[robfag543]

The Olympics isn't simply some dumb contest of who can get more medals, its much more than that, yeah Canada got more Gold medals, so what, i don't need to explaing this, its just that there's no need to point out that sort of stuff.

[jimmyhoffasbrother]

Funny guy. Just wasn't much of a stand up.

[abovethefagluence555]

It wasn't much of either.

[Dodes15]

@iamfoobie hax

[jfang407]

fuck you i love vampires!

[Deanassar]

press f5 and the add will go away

[smithboy1926]

go america

[SammieePaige]

LOL hilarious!

[soxfan180]

what's up with the 3 jews up front?

[xxxclayman]

fucking faget... america sucks my dick.

[fingerdrop]

lol. Did u even understand the joke? What a dumb ass.

[hakuvampire420]

He prob is just jealous.

[starforce81]

hahaha. great one!

[RIgnace]

thats awesome

[fl00ders]

lol right...

This from YOUR profile;

'I hate books they shouldn't even exist'

Seen the movie idiocracy? Yeah, it's about you.

[Koolikoo]

hahahaha xD

[fl00ders]

This sucked badly

[smackdownvsrawrocks]

@fl00ders then u hav horrible taste

[abovethefagluence555]

And you're into the faggoty charade that is 'pro wrestling'

Who has horrible taste again? Lol

[smackdownvsrawrocks]

im not in2 wrestling. where did u get that idea frum?

[abovethefagluence555]

Your name, obviously.

A cursory glance at your friends shows a bunch of them into that farcical shit also.

[smackdownvsrawrocks]

well im srry that u got the wrong vibe frum my channel and myself

[abovethefagluence555]

Why the name then?

Are you telling me you don't know what it refers to?

[smackdownvsrawrocks]

i used 2 b in2 it..wen i first made the account

[oysterjesus]

Dirty jews up front

[BelowHades]

wow all of you that are commenting on all the jews in the audience...

all of collegehumor except for maybe.... 3 people... are jewish.

so if u really have that big of a problem with seeing jews, why are you watching colleghumor in the first place?

[WinglessFlutters]

LOL and what real shit would that be?

Is Canada a dream sequence? Give me a fucking break.

[Cassy1plus2]

fake laughter

[halfbloodpirate]

see the jew bags , siting in the front rofl

[adamo321]

huh!

[smackdownvsrawrocks]

@adamo321 get a life

[adamo321]

@smackdownvsrawrocks why so abusive?

[hakuvampire420]

Jew in the front.

[marisotoserna]

THIS GUYS FUNNY!

[Solarzuka]

FUCK YOU I LOVE VAMPIRES

[daUntitled]

fuck those google ads!

[laurathealmighty]

i'm sorry, were you dissing canada?

i couldn't hear you over my healthcare benefits.

[PseudoSenator]

I'm sorry, were you trying to make a joke? I couldn't hear you over your CommunityChannel comment plagiarism.

[laurathealmighty]

um no. its a bloody facebook fan page.

[PseudoSenator]

Oh, pardon me. Your Facebook comment plagiarism!

[laurathealmighty]

okay then, lets try something new:

i'm sorry, were you dissing canada?

i couldn't hear you over the clanging of our GOLD MEDALS

[wusb8]

Dont you wish you could digg comments!

[GtoTheUITAR]

USA Total medals=37

Canada Total medals=26

Just saying.

[BlueBook88]

@GtoTheUITAR

USA's population: 308 000 000

Canada' population: 34 000 000

Just saying.

[Inuke1984]

14 Gold Medals.  Just saying.

[xXbeIieverXx]

@BlueBook88

china's population 1 300 000 000

just saying

[eddiesocket]

Do you think that everyone in each country plays in the Olympics?

[GtoTheUITAR]

I dont give a fuck about Canadas population. What an awful place to live.

[PowerfulSplicer]

jealous about the hockey game?

[justinofbodom]

@GtoTheUITAR  fail

[imagood]

@GtoTheUITAR ROFL best place in the world to live

[GtoTheUITAR]

Canada is Americas hat.

It doesnt get much worse than that.

[animeboylives]

Since when is the hat bigger than the person. Dumbass.

[ducktapelover1]

@laurathealmighty powned the motherfucker

[emz357]

hehehee

[mlkeysfullofshit]

JEWSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[ashllleigh]

DAN LEVY SIGNED MY SLEEPING BAG

also, HUH

[Itfun2bEviL]

NOOOOO!!!!! lol

[formyksa99]

Why Jews wear these hats? and I thought they were supposed to be black.

[Nickidewbear]

They're yamukles, and only the Hasidic Jewish men wear fedoras. Meanwhile, Dan Levy cleverly took the e-mail directed to the vampire-hating Dan Levy and made it his own.

[datalorez]

Nice.

[KidBajan]

I see nothing racist.

[IranWantsDivorce]

obv. cause he's making fun of the Canadian race :p

[matty0mck]

since when did "canadian" become a race?

[littleowl22]

what in there is racist?

[animeboylives]

I"m in America, doin some real shit.

[raightrue]

why don't you show the hole thing? That was awesome!

[nukesistah]

fuck you i love vampires!

[wingdamn]

hahaha i saw that joke coming but i still laughed my ass off

this guys amaazing hahaha

[jazteen14]

wait, how was this racist?

[KDH321111111111]

great pg at DEREKD2112 TOO

[ununhexium]

this is great

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

who actualy cares about who is in the crowd?

even if it was filled with clown i couldnt care less

a great show made me laugh :)

[arzama1]

OMG too many jews in one place! I'm afraid I'll catch fire! lol

[animeboylives]

Racist Bitch.

[onlybythenight213]

@arzama1 why ru watching college humor their like 99% jews

[TheVoiceofDespair]

then why are you watching it, dumbass