Alex Jones Tv:Washington's "Pimp Game!!"

[yawnhockel]

You're naughty, AshleyStudMgnt.

[motorolarules]

"...it was like, primitive...".

Simple minds are safe if the criminal can manipulate them into a state they "feel" safe.

[derekjlight]

3:48 hahahaha

[F3N4TIK]

"Tax air!"

I laughed, but you know, that's probably going to happen eventually.

[Macaframa1]

@F3N4TIK well carbon taxes are basically an air tax....

[Tressco]

HAHAHA

Somebody make a music video:

"Oooh-ooohh, I like it!" - "Oaky-doak!" - "They love it!" - *CHICKEN SOUND*

[yawnhockel]

Great imagery, Tressco! (with the *Chicken sound*)

[scampbell04]

"i grew up in Dallas folks, I've seen plenty of crackwhores and that's just how it is"

LMAO!!!

[yawnhockel]

I'm not really down with the whole newspeak, thing. What does LMAO mean, scampbell04?

[TomaCukor]

2:20 i love it

[1TheTruthChannel1]

lol good stuff.

[thejonesdeception]

"They revel in being scammed" much like your most loyal followers Alex!

[KuriVaiM]

shut up al qaeda LOL

[omgudontknow]

spaming your porn site r ya

[1islandcowboy]

Attention Search for Lt Col Carmen Reynolds

Copy & Paste: watch?v=qA269F0s8Ec

Also, no kidding a Postal employee was checking my vehicle getting on Nextel type phone (walkie communication) after I pulled in a private business parking lot the wrong way, but they same way the business people that work there do, she was full-on SS-styling me all half-stoned with shirt out&undone. Weird, I filmed some because I knew she was going to do it by her behavior.

Get ready for Commie-Scum in all directions

[1islandcowboy]

I know the Look he is talking about, but there are many Looks it's important to: 1 recognize them

2 Know how to respond.

Filming the criminally harassing postal-SS was good. These trouble makers are actively looking for every little thing and this MAKES them obvious!

[seanboy80]

ROFL!

[ianwhy12345]

alex i love your impressions lol

[TomaCukor]

yea this shit is gold

[mychannelisgone]

"out of my mind with testosterone"= constant jerking. funny shit.

[vman996]

8.35 He remineded me of Elvis.

And goes on to say he knows plenty of Crack whores....Fantastic!!!

[fidzlefou]

2:01 ''NO SLAVE !!! '' Priceless face Alex...

3:00 The people's Eyebrow ?

Great stuff once again Alex, keep up the good work.

[XhosStyleX]

Obama= Big Daddy LOngstroke...Fuckin bitches raw, with his words.

[Nosheepfull]

Police and authority are thes same here in quebec/canada.. quebec /canada is a goddamn socialized.. country...we are taxed to death 90% of population are zombies and still asleep

[jimmi161]

Alex reminds me of a grown up Eric Cartmen.

[vman996]

So true, but so awesome....Alex rocks!!

[tym729]

great info brilliant acting

[hansolmenu]

poor alex is about to become crazy, hang in there, hero!

[ominousmaximus]

This is the truth but i swear i laughed so hard about the crack hoes lol funny funny

[lighthammer2531]

That was Don "Magic" Juan...

[ddiiaa52]

long legged mack daddy Obama

[itsalmostoverforall]

The only difference between "Pimps Up and Hoes Down" and us is, government doesn't even give us a bucket of chicken! I'd even settle for a bag of Pork Rinds!

[Xenetos]

Alex should do stand up comedy

[harryflocyberman]

this is the funniest I have ever seen Alex its great I am lmao. his goofy faces crack me up. lol

[esisgreen]

Can't wait till the shit really hits the fan and they start telling the militias what to do.

They are not to be messed with. Wonder how all that is going to play out.

[headshotpsyko]

I love this guy

[harryflocyberman]

Posse Comitatus Act A law enacted in 1878 to prohibit the use of the U.S. army in civilian law enforcement, unless otherwise instructed by the president yes and we trust him The restriction does not apply to the coast guard during peacetime or the national guard when it is under state authority. There are legal exceptions to the law, particularly in aspects of drug law enforcement, in emergency situations, and in cases of rebellion. they wrote so many dam loop holes in the law why even have it?

[bikerboyzx]

lol so funny

[rblwoaclu]

its so when the economy implodes you cant sell your shit to eat you must get the chip to buy or sell.... not a surprise if you read the manual

[SteveXnycperformance]

i`m sure they will take all my classic cars and work shop(non-cooperate) like nazi germany...yea i`m sure the murcery and HFCS is reducing human to cows. NYC (nazi state) is headquarter of CRACK MONSTER, with lots of love(AIDS) between they legs.

[SuperGozzy]

good crack head impression

[OneManAndHisFiction]

If some other human being tries to write you a ticket and you haven't contracted with them or submitted to their jurisdiction, then refuse to accept the gift (the ticket) and refuse to contract with them.

See Robert Arthur Menard for how to do this, his two seminars; "Bursting Bubbles of Government Deception" and "The Magnificent Deception".

Also listen to Bill Thornton's three audio seminars; "Sovereignty", "Motions" & "Forms" on 1215 org and see his material in Lawnotes there - Foundation.

[zannagalv]

I was telling my parents about the APF taking over Hardin and they were like "so what? big deal? maybe they're trying to help the people of Hardin." I couldn't believe it! I was like "WTF?!!?" Its insane. My parents are seriously brainwashed!

[DeJaeCentura]

I know alex isnt supposed to be a comedian, but he is freakin hilarious this show !!! all the voices, impersonations, Pimps up hoes down, and fat cats.

[mrglazedonut2u]

It's SILENT WEAPONS FOR QUIET WARS people. Scribd the pdf, and study it, along with THE BANKERS MANIFESTO of 1892. Peace2U!!

[dynamo400]

Hell no, thats my money, i,ll get em a bucket of chicken, people like that disgust me.

[LaZyBoNeSz]

alex haha. hes funny in this video. bt serious

pimps up hoes down.lmao

[sploggon]

Alex sounds like a character off the dukes of hazard :]

[rockfast]

He looks and sounds like Eric Cartman from south park..

[demagun1t]

LOL AJ

[imarealme]

Nationwide will FORGIVE you if you get into an accident....once. Aren't we loved?

[tufly03]

alex please jus keep to telling the news...might just be me but when you act like this it turns me away

[NorthWolfe]

Totally agree with you AJ. I think this is a first, the People are to blame.

It's your Country, take it back sheeple!!!

[ftcentrepreneur]

this is good entertainment~!!

[benebeer]

Whos this lame crunkin??

[elelisrael]

hahah this al quaida bullshit is so pathetic

[nickname3790]

MUG

[Archon220]

HAHAHA alex is the man

[catastrophme]

This is so true,people would rather carry on as normal instead of go against the grain. If someone breaks into there little perfect plastic bubble they go all loopy. I think people have just been so deluded they think that this situation could never happen. so... unthinkable! all i hear is the word conspiracy!ahhhhh all reason goes out the widow. Alex is so freaking crazy in a real truthy way roflmo! only to keep me from crying...

[nas4x]

Game over.

[IcebergSlim718]

L M A O - Rock on Alex

[spiralreplicator]

So let me get this rite , they like it ? I think all them punks will fuck under pressure, fuck boys and bitched up punks..... This is what I fought for ? what a patheic bunch of sheeple. Ill bet if some one Shoots this serb the towns folk would hunt them down. Fucking sell outs and traitors. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cdltpx]

Alex I was sent a summons to go to jury duty when I showed to the court house they treated me like I was the criminal and I told them that I am the upstanding citizen and their attitude best reflect that not the way they were acting prior. You don't have to take that shit they try thumping your skull you tell them "I will not stand for it ". What pissed me off was the rules no knife,gun,phone,computer, etc. Yet the attorney is texting every cop walks in with a gun most of them are criminals.

[StunTluoS]

I wouldnt be in Washington for the next week or so.

watch?v=q5zzdGaD10U

[hackit1234]

I wouldnt be in America full stop!

[OntologicalQuandary]

lol:

"im just cleaning out my garage"

"SHUT UP al qaeda!"

[zeffie]

The depression and next stage of the NWO, especially with the health care bill, saying you will be fined 25,000 or put in jail if you do not accept it or take it, or comply with it. This is tyranny PEOPLE! Wake up!

[zeffie]

Watch the stock market this week, as the ARAB STATES LAUNCH SECRET MOVES WITH CHINA, RUSSIA, FRANCE TO STOP USING DOLLAR FOR OIL TRADING... DEVELOPING...

[JayWerx]

First of all its "pimpin KEN".2nd,that particular story wasnt pimpin ken,it was Bishop Don Juan.These guys cant even get those simple facts correct.Why should i believe their getting their other facts correct?

[mrpedalscraper]

hey alex...nice teeth...lmao.....fag

[dontreadreplys]

this situation is getting more fucked up each day.

maybe we'll really need to go and kill these old mummy bankers that think they got a brilliant future ahead.

[philzyqotsa]

I love alex he is really one of my hero's and godbless him for sticking his neck out but I have to say he looks like what cartman from southpark would look like grown up and real it makes me laugh form time to time ! Alex is still the shit and so is cartman !!

[Tophet7]

Sounds like classic psychological projection of fear to me. The secretary in the Hardin's Sheriff's Office sounds like she badly wanted to remain in a "comfortably numb" state of denial, and you, Alex, kind of pulled her neck out of the sand. Her job and feeding her kids depends on acknowledging nothing psychologically and, from that standpoint, you presented a risk to her well-being. Any ostrich feels much safer with it's head stuck in the sand, don't you agree?

[NewWorldOklahoma]

Freedom up, NWO down

[stevesf12]

I manage 6 fantasy football teams, commish 3 leagues and I still have time to rate and comment all Alex Jones Vids. This white hick on AJ's show = worthless tool. He was trying to be smart but just made up dumb sounding words. I felt like I lost IQ points just listening to this Idiot blab on from 5:05 to 5:45. lol. What a faggot.

[doverlin]

1:46 the impersonation by Alex ever . . . .lol

[tradergee1]

"A little bit of chicken and a little bit of crack" lolololol

[joneskoolaiddrinker]

Now that was funny. I just hit the floor laughing.

[Audiservant]

1:46 - 1:49 is the best expression i've seen. reminds me of one i've done out of pure chance, at escaprism . org audity img personal DSC00388.JPG (replace spaces with slashes).

[Audiservant]

especially 1:49

[thunder2falcon15]

stockholm syndrome

[hurchel]

hardin got taken from behind without crisco, but they are used to it, I bet the bonds, are fraudulent too on the 27 million dollar building. You can actually hear becky shay say moo moo, and I swear she is hiding a tail under neath that ugly red dress, and brown tennies..

I can't wait till they repo her car, about 4 people connected with the project have resigned. I bet mike hilton is on the run and the cars are in a chop shop

[rikestard]

I was a maniac in my HS years as well, wait... I am still that way, FUCK!!

[Judean777]

who needs comedy central with Alex jones to watch. informative and very funny dude. could have been better that larry the cable guy

[sexylady2584]

Alex Jones is funny, crazy in a good way, honest, brave, encouraging, amazing what else can i say this man is waking up us the sleepers who are still living in Matrix, thank god I just woke up because of his show.

so yeah I agree with your comment he is so funny we all love him he is our big brother., and if we had more brave man like Alex then no one can control us and make us their slaves!

fuck the global elites leaders they are full of shit bunch of lairs and all they want from us is money

[bedesoner]

I just saw a documentary on the Discovery channel about the Maricopa county prison in Az. They make inmates stay outside under tents 24/7 in 120 degree heat during the day without water. The warden was on camera admitting that they spend more money on food per meal basis for the partrol dogs than the inmates. .50c a meal for inmates, $1.00 a meal for dogs.

This is a look into the future for internment camps here in the good ol' USA.

[sexylady2584]

Fuck swat teams fuck Obama fuck the whole global elites fucking blood suckers gold diggers..

We need someone like Ron Paul to be our president not fucking Obama.. he fucked up this whole country for his own good... oh well he is just a pawn a puppet i guess.

Thanks Alex for waking up the people, but so many are waking up everyday... I was still in Matrix even a month ago, but after watching videos of Hollywood on your show it really caught my attention and now i'm not in Matrix thank god and you

[videochemist]

this segment was golden. just pure gold.

[hurchel]

There is a good local story about hardin in the big horn county news,

also I saw a story that says they cant reach alex to talk to him.

Dick morris just announced on fox news that obama turned our monetary sovereignty to the IMF...at the G20 summit

[omgudontknow]

House was very disturbing tonight dancing with the stars was ok and AJ is a great comedian

[merryxster]

Seems like they are in the process of outlawing flea markets, garage sales, roadside produce stands, etc. It is a very good way to help preemptively squash any barter system/black market that might arise when the dollar collapses. If they don't control it they might miss their cut and we wouldn't be as dependent on the nanny state.

[Arejek]

haha, I wish I knew Alex Jones in High school. I saw a copy of Ecoscience at my library, I was flipping through it for a minute one day. It seems like just another dusty old textbook on Earth Science... but it's really odd... most earth science text books devote an entire chapter to human population no matter what the topic is. The 1st chapter of my Forest Ecology book addressed population and pop. control, it was eerie since I've been listening to this show.

[aliensexfiend]

ur right about alot of stuff but u should know religion is bs, jesus is a ripoff of horus and dionysus and lots and lots of other mystical characters in religions all over the world

[bkw160901]

It's only to get people to buy new items, not used. Maybe this is part of Obama's idea of forcing us to stimulate the economy.Many families can not afford to buy new. More power to the people less to the government.

[Kevinskeez69]

Hahaha

that one part where alex does that gobbling sound 8:09

[bedesoner]

How do I get a copy of 'Ecoscience'?

[kobethakilla]

U HAVE TO ORDER IT

[Kevinskeez69]

Oh Lord this is funny! but serious at the same time!

[RedeemedSkaterDude]

Agreed, Amen!! lol..Jesus help us XD

[Kevinskeez69]

Yes lord help us all

this is alex at his best!

[thegoochieguy]

VALIUMS, alexjones, VALIUMS.

o o

[CrystalHunter1989]

Some people refuse to be helped...so save the others!

[Awho11]

Alex, you sire are the hilarious. All things aside, even if we do beat the NWO scum, could you still continue to do your show, it's quite possibly THE greatest entertainment. And I love your rants, I'm convinced you really are the only real red blooded American who is able to get this angry and upset and it's awesome, keep it up man, you're doing us all the greatest favors any of us could even begin to think of.

[bigdiana2012]

iT'S NOT FUNNY CAUSE i KNOW HE IS SERIOUS BUT THE PIMPS UP HOES DOWN REFERENCE IS HILARIOUS.

[rileygs]

same thing when alex acts like the motana slaves @ 5:51 eee eee eee

[siasina]

lol I love Alex's rants.

[NewBlueSon]

"So the new world order just say: Hey lets throw jones at them as a catch-all for the would-be awakened" ... thats what i heard at least. Its at the end im sure youll catch it.

[Zedonius666]

The F.uck outta here troll!

[NewBlueSon]

You have 5 subscriptions. How can one be so sure of those he follows with such a narrow point of view? Im no troll. Im just pointing out the obvious.

[Zedonius666]

I am flattered that you took the time to look at my channel page but I have to dissappoint you if you think I only watch videos from those channels. By your logic I could argue that I have a wider point of view than you because I've watched more videos but I won't.

Implying that Alex Jones is somehow being directed by the "NWO" is rediculous because day in day out he spends his time calling them out.

The NWO isn't even a group of people, it is an idea, a new state of the world if you will.

[BizzaroHod]

6:56 New movie title?

[justin20anthony]

Looks like jason gave alex his gap!!!

[iloveterriers]

How much more will Americans take. Really.

[rage340]

Americans will take alot, fat dumb happy sheep eating the manure they feed us and watching tv and going right along with it ..as long as it isnt them who gets disrupted or affected the majority wont care..sad sad sad

[jameskillparty]

I don't know if you're an American but I am. And I know exactly what you're saying. Everyone here cares about stupid things that don't even matter like their favorite football team, what Kanye West does, what's in style, etc. But the second you tell them something important like NWO related. They say, "Who cares?" Majority love being obese, ignorant, and worldly. I'll tell you what, people here need to get rid of their TVs and that would make a huge difference.

[TheWtc7]

Sure Douchbag!

[kingslandnick]

Can I be one of those "First" douchbags?

[togussa]

Can I be the second one.