Fountain of Youth Discovered in Asia !!!

[jlcame094]

you must be kidding me...

[PriestKikyo]

Aren't toxins also released through your urine? Putting it back into your body wouldn't be harmful?...

[cosmickiller22]

so your basically telling me that i should tape a hose on the tip of my junk and stick the other end of it in my mouth i would never age, lol.

[ninjaofthestreets]

So basically I need to stop drinking so much water, i'm getting old fast pissing so much

[TheBmxrenegade]

Sooooo who wants snow cones..... Hey, it's lemon flavour... Seriously !

[xB2KxRewindZ]

So basically your telling me that if I drink my own urine right after I do my thang in the cup that I will still become older but my skin will age less as my body and bones and organs or that my skin will age the same but some how just naturally look younger?

[SadBunnyNL]

LOL @2:08 "Some kind of something in your body"... Not just something but actually some kind of something! Way to narrow it down! ;)

[GreedyBeast]

Pigs can fly

[MrDevanteCPT]

AND I'm sorry to all you people that can't take jokes, got me feeling like Ricky Gervais.

[acarter4242]

I've been trying this for 6 mnths now.. hahaha

[MrDevanteCPT]

@acarter4242 and how many times do you brush your teeth

[waderp]

still posting canada footage....you must have lots!

[daswada9]

is this a new motorcycle ?

[WildMaverick1200]

Great sunset shot at the end :)

[CoGITzMilbz]

mmmmm well i have to say id have to put some ice in it ... i couldnt take it warm :P

[fswmacguy]

This is most likely not entirely true. If all of these Asian old people have supposedly been doing this for decades, there would already be a mass production of this chemical in pill form.

[MrWirelesscaller]

Urine comes out of the body sterile taking along with it excess vitamins and hormones. I'll take vitamins and eat genetically modified cattle instead.

[trelewis3]

I think you're my new favorite dude.

[XiongMMA]

Lyoto Machida does this.

[ljusta]

Anabola=pee.

Im gona pot a kork in it and wont pee anymore then i will stay in my healthy 30 ;)

[bobdigi88]

So why does my girlfriend complain when i piss on her face. She should be grateful.

[OldSerpentOfSin]

Why don't scientists make that chemical that tells you to age and put it in stuff...

[Wootguy238]

@OldSerpentOfSin Scientists cannot just materialize matter at will. The chemical is made in the human body, and replicating that is probably near-impossible. Although if we did somehow replicate it, it would be a lot harder to tell if that pretty girl is actually 60 years old. XD

[OldSerpentOfSin]

@Wootguy238 Why don't they just some how filter the good stuff in it ha ha.

[Wootguy238]

@OldSerpentOfSin Interesting idea. Maybe we'll see "Filtered Hourglass Sand" in stores in the future! =D

You heard it first here, folks. Give M13 a "like"!

[OldSerpentOfSin]

@Wootguy238 Ha ha filtered hourglass sand.

[Wee5Eric2]

the chemical your thinking about is called urea. its a poison that comes from your gall bladder and its what make urine yellow. so the less you drink the darker your urine will be

[AuflesProductions]

Are there really 6 to 7 billion penises in the world? D: Did I miss out on something?

[Wootguy238]

@AuflesProductions 7 billion people. I'm not sure if you knew this, but girls can pee too. Might want to retake health class, buddy.

[AuflesProductions]

@Wootguy238 Yo dawg, read me comment again, "buddy"..

[permedmammoth]

So what you're saying is that we leak youth every time we go to the toilet and we need to get it back inside us? ;)

[Long2John]

@permedmammoth Hence the saying "Pissing your life away".

[Fuktupratbag]

SICK F TOPIC ! EW !

[PrincessAutobot]

I saw a news story about a year ago where a guy bought a Mountain Dew from a convience store, drank it quickly because he was so thirsty and imediately got violently ill... a disgruntled employee had poured it half out and pissed in it then put it back in the cooler. The poor guy said he was so thirsty it didn't even hit him that the drink wasn't sealed until it was too late... anything that can make you that ill that quickly can not really be good for you.

[bill14231393]

@PrincessAutobot Urine is a breeding ground for bacteria. When it first exists your body though, it's sterile as long as you aren't sick.

[fps4d]

why not just find out what the hormone that is in the piss and put it into a pill??

[DaveDude571]

Better drink my own piss...

[KHstudioKH]

where are u in Canada now ?

[moham7ad]

@KHstudioKH winnipeg, in the cordon area. very close to the airport

[brainiac147]

If this were true they would isolate that hormone and sell it in pill form and make millions.

[tinynoggin]

thick urine is the best

[Zdolshin]

sorry man... Not drinkin my pee unless I am stuck without water and it's only safe to drink your own pee up to 7 times to re-hydrate yourself when there is no other liquid to keep hydrated.

[masterknaster]

@Zdolshin Most survival experts (except fakes like Grylls) tell you NOT to drink urine in a survival situation since you probably are already dehydrated and urines salinity is higher then ocean water and you wouldn't drink salt water right.

[Miata822]

Years ago I had a tube of GLEEM toothpaste. Maybe you have one today? Read the lable. Urea. Wonder what that is...

[PerrysQuiteHairy]

The pregnant women vagina blowing air embolysm killing assasin will out live us all!

[beaster29]

If we were meant to drink pee, our urethra would be in our mouths. Wow, that's a disgusting thought! Imagine someone pissing themselves laughing. That would be messy.

[Miata822]

@beaster29 If god weren't a perv the playground wouldn't be in the toilet.

[moparsrock]

... every asian lady i've seen over age 40 looks like a Dragon.

[BrutalBaconz]

Chris brown is a genius!

[BG7YKTI]

loool was it 'piss out' at the end

[GaryGSF]

I think I will get wrinkly and drink beer rather than pee !

[VegetasRage]

bear grylls is NEVER going to die

[CultureShockSix]

Oh man. That's disgusting, but, hilarious.

[TheRickeMovies]

So...can´t they make a pill or something with that hormone?

[Nerdsugi]

I think if you're sick this may be something to try as thera-pee. *laughs* -copyrights-

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

@Nerdsugi somewhat amusing...i give you points for originality

[AdamWee89]

M13 for pope!!

[CelticPoison]

Sounds like the pharmaceutical companies have a new piss pill they should be working on. I think Im fine with whatever amount of time I have left in this life though.

[MrKylebaker31]

What bike are you riding?

[landrovercrazy]

I think I'll pass...

What's the retail value of urine, anyway?

[cybermanx0]

I wonder how did they first find out about this "fact"......

[13mordeth]

@cybermanx0 Check the video description. Looks like it can be traced back at least 2000 years.

[SoftDrinkPksU]

The people that disliked this obviously drink their own piss every morning hoping they will live forever.

[djjackjones1]

I thought you rode a sport bike?

[3DEffect]

so drinking pee will brighten teeth?

[gunmonkey2bxi]

Does it work if it's a child...doing it on my face...? xD

[13mordeth]

@gunmonkey2bxi You obviously didn't read the video description.

[vulture12]

The fountain of youth is in my pants...nice..You hear that ladies!!!

[derrarocket]

I seen a chimp drink his own piss in the zoo i tought he was a baby chimp but now i am not so sure

[maloney4lfc]

what happend to your ninja?

[gibsdsid]

@maloney4lfc he's not exactly going to take his ninja to canada is he...

[maloney4lfc]

@gibsdsid why not? 

[gibsdsid]

@maloney4lfc have you seem how far canada is from taiwan, he wont take his bike across the pacific ocean, for a 2week holiday

[13mordeth]

@gibsdsid You have a lot more patience than me. I would have been using words like "retard" and "idiot" by this point.

[gibsdsid]

@13mordeth Yeah it took a lot of willpower for me to not to

[maloney4lfc]

@13mordeth i would take my bike nothing like showing of a bike you love in another contry and you calling me a retard?

[MG72MG]

Dude, drink all your piss and live forever

[aletseva]

better drink my own piss in the future bear grylls will be worhipped as a god

[weekillzzz]

if this is true... why dont they just make a drink made out of these hormones or w.e :<

[jamiliu1]

Hmmmm so your saying peeing kills you WOW you learn something new everyday

[dylanjb100]

Bear Grylls comment

[SaxoEnergy]

Hi was wondering have you done a video on you wheelieing you bike ??

[otters4455]

Can't scientist somehow recreate this !hormone/enzyme

[XeroFailGames]

im seriously thinking about moving to canada now

[MrSquareart]

uh ha ha ha ha ha ha

[nate2284]

So R Kelly was just trying to help that girl look even younger?

[jdbs2009]

Just look up "Scat Videos" on google and you'll see this is nothing new.

[jimbob202019]

You forgot christianity ---> eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you! also human shit mixed with bread called "Ezekiel Bread" made from human dung!

Islam----> camel urine! in the haidith!

[lwkleijn]

I'd rather die a little sooner than drinking my own piss

[Poler777]

OK...so why don't those same scientists synthesize this anti-aging enzyme and sell it for billions. I'd buy it!!

Even if every persons enzyme was different and they had to synthesize it specifically for each person, they would still have MILLIONS of patients.

And European (and Canadian) governments would pay for it through NHS.

Why is nobody doing this...because it's all bullshit.

When thousands of scientists pass up billions of dollars, then you know that the base science is bullshit.

[sharpythemarker1]

So I'm not sure if I'm more amazed as to why someone thought it was a good idea to drink their own urine or by your knowledge of pee mordeth

[XxLONEACExX]

I use my own poo as a moisturiser keeps me looking youthful and keeps my skin soft.

You guys should try it.

[bmsfx]

Well, they can keep their fountain...

[blingmow101]

If you ever try it film it please :0

[xptos1]

have you seen that weird cloud thingy over Taiwan? search on youtube "UFO or Secret Weapon over Taiwan - CNN iReport January 10, 2012"

[13mordeth]

@xptos1 I actually have seen that before. About 10 years ago. I took some pictures of it. And it was much cooler than the one in that video.

[demonicwarrior1]

DId you record this video in America? That doesn't look like Taiwan?

[ArAcHnId777]

@demonicwarrior1 in the video he says he is in Canada...

[Crissangelfan200]

Bear Grylls would be proud of this video 

[tgseason12]

Wtf? Why so many dislikes?

[xwu1986]

LOL.....Asians look younger than Caucasians because of genetic reasons. Not because we drink our own urine....

[sn1kzZe]

not sure about infinite youth, but I've known this from videos of an MMA fighter Lyoto Machida that explains its healthy, ONLY if your body is healthy.

If youre a weak or a sick dude, than drinking your own piss can be actually bad.

google "lyoto machida drinks urine"

[13mordeth]

People are taking this topic way too seriously. There are a few good laughs in this video. I'm surprised by all the "dislikes".

[KTMMotox1]

@13mordeth i have recently learned Asians in general are very sensitive and defensive when their nationality is involved.

(dons schezwan retardant flame suite)

[priesk]

@13mordeth well, i liked it and "liked" it. good stuff bro

[vycon88]

@13mordeth people take the internet too serious it seems lol

[Thunderous71]

Sounds like a load of piss to me.

[Schaaf]

Does this work with poo too?

[bagheadbaby]

What are you riding, a dax? aha

[jock150]

how about just sythesize it into tablets

[MidnightFapper69]

brb, guzzling a glass of sweet nectar from my fountain of filth.

deeereeecious.

[Blueponts]

let me ask my gf if i can drink her pee too

[TheSpHornet]

easy to prove not true; you cannot go to a pharmacist and buy a shot that has that "enzyme/hormone". this would be world news and m13 wouldnt be the first one telling us.

[kazeboy1]

We all die one day....

[stobodort]

In Canada, cant you weave around cars in traffic?

[loverboy818]

@13mordeth what kind of bike are you riding ?

[gaurlol]

Bear Grylls is actually 93 years old.

[crackerstolemybike]

AND I MEAN THAT LITTERALLY HUno im not no no please no dont tell my family no

[Nerdsugi]

So if you pee more you age more? That sucks.

[KINGCALLO]

So Bear Grylls wasn't just drinking his piss for no reason..

[SigningUpIsLong]

YOU PEE OUT OF AN HOURGLASS?!?! Damn I just have this tiny dick thing...

[ItsJustEvil]

Sucks to be the guy with the huge bladder...

[TheFriendlyamoeba]

i dont beleive this .. yet. Firstly who researched it, how was the study done and what was the 'chemical' responsible, was it isolated? If not then is not more feasible that people who are crazy enough to drink their own piss for health most likely have a great many more good health habits which might contribute more to longevity?

[13mordeth]

@TheFriendlyamoeba There's this new thing called "google". You should try it. ;-)

[TheFriendlyamoeba]

@13mordeth takes too long! all that reading... sigh now ill never know

[WayneT93]

Finally a reason to give golden showers to your women.

[MrTaylos25]

so the more you pee the quicker you get old

[onteamplanb]

OMG! Do you know what this means? Bear Grylls will NEVER DIE!

[XeroFailGames]

@onteamplanb ok that was a good one hahahahahahaha

[SuperShzam]

if you look at 0:21 the subaru has no lisence plate, just thought id point that out :P also where abouts in canada?...

[IanHimself28]

I want some! In non-piss form ofcourse.

[Gossipnastar]

Wow that's weird.... BUT IM STILL NOT DOING IT! xD

[chazhsieh]

no wonder bear grylls drinks his own piss

[Sean8033]

The Golden Girls!

[jmwintenn]

so maybe im the only one who wants to be a cankerous old man? and several other things have shown to slow aging. things that dont involve drinking piss,so id try those first.

[BALJIT147]

I would rather not...

[caspermayne]

How  bout some pee

[soldierfront03050]

Your body doesn't run on AAA batteries, and drinking your piss wont recharge the batteries. Just make yourself healthier.

[madjak30]

pulling out some summer footage...it's -17 in "The Peg", or "Winterpeg" and snowing...nothing fresh for your viewers...

Later.

[MrBricktacular]

I can't believe it! i'm the 302nd viewer!!! That can only meen one thing... I AM CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[Catatonicwater]

It's always "I've read, I've seen, I've been told". How about posting some links to support your shit.

[strictlyformyninja]

So...have you considered trying this M13?

[annies115thdream]

I dont think its a good idea to claim this.... wondering if it can cause kidney failure? probably a good idea to look into this prior.your body rids itself of it for a reason I would think!

[Kilomanjaro11]

interesting so how much pee should i drink? will a shot glass do? maybe i should mix it in with some rum? idk if scientest say so hell what do i know im just a delivery guy :)

[Helblind]

Sorry, but this has never been scientifically proven.

The ONLY scientifically proven method for extending life is a reduced calorie diet. PERIOD.

[Piercekjp2]

there are a lot more other things you can do to slow aging that are proven to be a lot more effective and aren't as socially unacceptable. example: exercise

[Platyzoan]

M13, what peer-reviewed scientific journal has published a study demonstrating the efficacy of this practice?

I think none. There is no scientific basis for any benefits derived from the practice urophagia.

The community of urine drinkers in Asia believe that the urine of young virgin boys is the most effective. Hmmm...that sounds like pretty solid scientific thinking.

[ronpack]

I think I would drink my own urine every morning if it was "proven" to help. Heck, I drink beer and that pretty much tastes like piss, right? Just gotta make sure you gargle with Listerine before you go to work or everyone will start saying you have a potty mouth. lol

[mexalkid]

Mordeth do you actually know any one who does this???

[XINXAN7515]

Bear Grylls FTW

[HirachieOfSociety]

The problem with this theory is there are also sooooo many different things to consider when it comes to aging. Telomeres or DNA molecule must split in half and reassemble a copy of itself. Protecting the vital DNA molecules. The length of telomere chains becomes shorter as we grow older. Eventually the telomeres become so short that cell replication produces lethal errors or missing pieces in the DNA sequence, ending the cell's ability to replace itself.

[HirachieOfSociety]

@HirachieOfSociety This eventually leads to loss of DNA which leads to failure of the brain or the cells duplicating way to fast for the body to stop it causing cancer.

[criskity]

No wonder Bear Grylls looks so youthful!

[suchAnoob]

@criskity I hope you're kidding, 'cause Grylls doesn't actually drink his piss everyday, it's only for the show.

[kevinthedudeguy]

I'll tell you how to stay young!  It's simple really: 241543903

[geganobo]

U mad Darwin?

[sbrideau2000]

Near the end of the video you passed right beside where I used to live in 2000-2001 :P.

[p0rkch0ps]

Mordeth, it -sounds- scientific... but they're making it sound that way. Get some biology into your brain, aging is a far more boring process than what you think

[InsideTheMirror]

Turritopsis nutricula

It's a Jelly-Fish that's more or less immortal, pretty interesting.

[InsideTheMirror]

There's nothing in urine, it's a sterile fluid you're body has to expel after it's taken in all the chemical's and such from consume'd fluids so that you don't just bloat up and exp-load. There's also scientists who say black's are inferior to white's and Scientology has scientific evidence to back it up, they'll say anything for some bucks as we all would.

[13mordeth]

@InsideTheMirror Urine also contains small quantities of thousands of compounds, hormones and metabolites, including corticosteroids.

[ArAcHnId777]

@13mordeth lets not forget, that scientists don't know how paper can become a "heavy" object when you crunch it into a ball... so they don't know anything yet (more or less reacted to inside mirror :P)

[legr8est1234]

Sounds like a lot of BS pseudoscience backed up by one unverified "experiment" that people flaunt when they want to support this theory.

Basic biology (undisputed by the majority of the scientific community) will tell you that there is no mysterious substance that keeps you young and makes you age when you pee it out. If there were any good reasons to believe this, it'd already be big news.

[tinynoggin]

that's old news...i am 240 yrs old already

[qwerty7778]

The ufc fighter Lyoto Machida claims he drinks his urine every morning

[13mordeth]

@qwerty7778 So did boxer Juan Manuel Márquez.

[langhalsen]

Then why isn't there a pill you can buy that has that hormone in it?

You know what? I'm going to invent it and become rich

[simon44]

I'm never gonna pee again unless I really have to. . . oh shit gotta go!! . . shit did I just age like 3 minutes?

[TheOnlyLoneSolja]

Better stop pissing.