Boomhauer's Words Of Wisdom

[leeham991]

I like how King of the Hill used British comedic values and was a situational comedy above being animated.

I can't think of any other show like that.

[skeet0h9]

@leeham991 Boomahuer should have his own tv show

[boomhauerfan1]

But oops spelling error

[boomhauerfan1]

Boomhauer is a very wise man of 40. Or 41 whatev bit he speaks the truth even though he doesn't say much he voices his oppinion. That's what I like about him. Plus he's a Texas Ranger so that kinda adds to how wise he is . His brother Patch on the other hand is just dang ol' weird I tell ya what man. I'm a huge fan of Boomhauer and the show.

[wingo0pandas]

these words have changed my life forever

[oscardelahoya522]

like if you remember hill a palozza on fox every friday !!! :D Back then

[boomhauerfan1]

When I saw this episode I was surprised that Boomhauer would say something that wise but he really pits it in prospective. He TOTALLY should have his own show

[CosmicTurban2]

Wow...It's like my eyes were closed, but they're open now!....Thank's Boomhauer!

[339194]

the only Texan to ever reach Nirvana

[5leafc1over]

well, that's what we try to tell ourselves...

[justinbiebersucks725]

Hey thats my dang ol' trash man. Im gonna call the the dang ol cops man.

[DJCinnamonSnow]

Boomhauer is awesome

watch this!

/watch?v=jp4eEOOjR_Q

[kec864]

king of the hill is thi shit.

[cbradley1391]

words to live by.

[PBanimation]

poggy in shara palin my god!

[FuckDaPolice713]

very wise wise man that boohauer

[jdearman77]

Giggity giggity gooo man :P

[nintendork2000]

Jeff Boomhauer hates Patch Boomhauer.

[CHETxxxLEMON]

@nintendork2000 Brad Pitt (AKA Patch) and Boomhauer will always be connected .

[deathunlimited454]

that was beautiful :,)

[4hoodedniggz]

I never noticed that Peggy looks like Sarah.

[ANTIcoFilms]

dang i think there for you are man

[oblivionfan345Tony]

I totally agree

[m14closerangeSniper]

Put the one where boomhouser goes down a river in a tire then he wakes up hes all tanned up n burned, n he says something like "HEAD CUT OF" to a cop and gets sent to a loonyben

that shyt is to fucking funny!

[LRdrum21]

very deep

[RonPaulRepublic]

he makes sense when you really think about it

[1peterkim123]

words of wisdom mike words of wisdom

[RobinsTaste]

No I cant say I like it more then Family Guy, but the show is worth watching! Like 2 and a half men, or My name is Earl. Why check what is the best anyways? Both are great!

[Qrawzseg]

Dang ol' I think, therefore you are, man.

[MrBobKnowsBest]

amen boomhauer

[vipmd]

u know what i think man like that dang ole i think like therefor u are man.

[Cristianandtupac]

cnat hear

[cmonutube]

lol this scene is great

[Rambowookie]

dang ol' meaning a' life man man you'know man dangol' butterfly in the forest man

[Stevensc33]

you know what i think dang old , i think, therefore you are , man

[NewToTheLyte]

I wouldn't say Boomhauer is the equivalent to Quagmire in family guy because I think Quagmire is more involved in the general story line then Boomhauer. Boomhauer just goes along with what everybody does and every episode you find out a lil more about him lol but Quagmire is a static character who just wants to fuck... but I don't blame you for making the comparison

[love1401]

Well, that's what we tell ourselves , Boomhauer . :)

[FacePlant92]

Been thinkin bout that dang ol meaning of life man. Its like this: You got a butterfly flappin its dang ol wings down in the forest and its gonna cause a tree to fall down 5000 miles away. Nobody sees it, nobody know it dang ol happened. You know, you have a baby born into this world, he aint got no god dang friends, got no nothing, and come here to find out all about dang ol evil man. Its like, you dont even know man, youre born into this world and you got nothin, just dust in the wind, man.

[FacePlant92]

Its funny that these are actually pretty wise words

[paularichards05]

the real life boomhauer is soooo funny.

[AProbableAnomaly]

9 sec the steak is the shape of texas!

[Ajboi89]

@AProbableAnomaly Really?

[aj31313]

you know, it's like a dang ol butterfly flappin its wings man

[strade32]

"Well that's what we tell ourselves, isn't it, boomhauer?"

[Zazumaki]

I think therefore you are

[Vorick6]

Boomhower rox

[bluedevilfan1234]

its boomhauer

[vtjakiela]

deep

[DevieBoy66]

That's right, Boomhauer. Lol

[baakibaaki]

Well thats what we tell ourselves isnt it boomhauer

[RadioGirl62]

itellyouwhat,manthatsadangoldg­oodvideoman,likeadangoldfunnyt­hingthereman

[N4M3L3SS3NT1TY]

lol

[Pooternackle]

i think therefore you are

[a1023c]

which episode is this from?

[Sonic2Fast2See]

its titled: "Death Of A Propane Salesman". Its the first episode from season 3. Its like a sequel from the last episode from season 2 (obviously x3)

[monicannabella]

Its like you're born into this world...dang old candle in the wind.

[Sonic2Fast2See]

well it wasn't canceled but just Mike Judge decided to end it (or its contract with fox expired). Guess he didn't have anymore ideas for the show T-T Besides that new show, The Cleveland Show kinda took its space. But at least re-runs still air on different channels and all ^.^

[inferno1217]

It was canceled. Fox wanted more family guy bullshit.

[Mixwizzard35]

Plus Mike Judge has "The Goode Family" on ABC now.

Maybe he ended it, to work on Goode Family.

[AnthonyIsCoolio78]

that show is balls though

[m2bleo7]

No, Fox canceled it to make room for The Cleveland Show *sigh*

[knoxvilleguy2]

Cleveland Show is trying to mix elements of " The PJ's " w / " Family Guy " & " Father Knows Best " or something, & it's not really working. KoTH was good, realistic comedy compared to the dreck that Fox shows now.

[Sonic2Fast2See]

So true. At least you could somewhat relate to the situations in KOTH to everyday life

[georgefitzful]

@Sonic2Fast2See after watching the episode where hank gets constipated, I began to have anus problems of the opposite leg.

[twsty123456]

@knoxvilleguy2 huh.... family guy and Cleveland show are signs of the intelligent downslope of our society yo, even the simpsons seem to be losing it's genious wit to match the random stupiedity of FG and TCS yo. bring back KoTH

[knoxvilleguy2]

@twsty123456

What ? The Simpsons is losing its genius ? It's becoming like Family Guy ?

Seriously, television tech. is becoming more advanced, while tv programming is becoming more idiotic in some ways.

At least KoTH is " alive " on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block.

FG & TCS are nothing but fart / excrement / STD / impotence jokes, & worse, KoTH had quality.

[twsty123456]

@knoxvilleguy2 sadly yeah man, I've seen previous episodes and while most are still funny it's just not the simpsons in their prime (ex season 12) but I don't blame'em they've been on for 20 years now how many more brilliant ideas can they have left. many more I hope.

[knoxvilleguy2]

@twsty123456

Hey, even Seinfeld knew when to pack it in. Luckily it happened before Michael Richard's melt - down at that comedy club.....

Dang ol' Kramer, I tell you what..... !!

[twsty123456]

@knoxvilleguy2 and yeah FG and TCS are trash quality shows yo...

[knoxvilleguy2]

@twsty123456

FG still has some scenes that are genuinely laugh - out - loud funny, but the number of scenes & episodes of both FG & TCS ( American Dad, too ) that were honestly funny on more than a trash level have gone down.

[twsty123456]

yeah FG every now and then it does but still no KoTH or classic Simps

[knoxvilleguy2]

@twsty123456

What about Mike Judge's new animated sitcom " The Goode Family " ? I understand it shows on ABC, & the characters are a group of Liberal, vegan, tree - hugging, free - thinking PC hippy - types, the opposite of KoTH, the yang to their yin, or vice - versa.

[twsty123456]

Mmm haven't seen it, but I'm really not into sitcoms, Futurama on the other hand WOAH-HO-HOO!. that and It's always sunny in Phillidelphia are still awsome shows.

[knoxvilleguy2]

@twsty123456

Futurama is CRAZY GOOD. I haven't seen " It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia ". " The Office " is okay, but looks like a mockumentary that I can take or leave.

[tokorev747777]

@knoxvilleguy2 no shit

[knoxvilleguy2]

@tokorev747777

Yeah, too bad Fox decided to offer up mediocre crap now, even though The Simpsons is still good.

[tokorev747777]

@knoxvilleguy2 ya but the simpsons are too played out. i mean nothing wrong with a long lasting show but come on. to me the cleveland show is just fucking gay, i love family guy, and i like the simpsons. but to me koth and family guy are the better ones

[knoxvilleguy2]

@tokorev747777

The Simpsons still have some funny left in 'em. I love KotH, Family Guy WAS good, but they keep repeating the same formulae & routines / schticks until it rarely seems genuinely funny.

[knoxvilleguy2]

@tokorev747777

The Cleveland Show is just Family Guy w / black - excuse me - African American characters & FG's sensibilities. Not much originality there. A series w / Quagmire MIGHT have been funnier, even though Quag is a 1 - note character ( rape, sexual harassment, STD's ).

KotH still rules, I tell you what !!

[tokorev747777]

@knoxvilleguy2 ya i agree. well shows with a mainstream like family guy. when they make a seond series of prety much the same. its not going to be funny. if you know what i mean

[knoxvilleguy2]

@tokorev747777

Seth McFarlane tried to make a " carbon copy " of Family Guy with Cleveland, it's falling flatter than a pancake.

Ever see " The Goode Family " ? Mike Judge produced it, but the characters are Liberal, Politically Correct, New Age pseudo - hippies. Polar opposites of the pretty much Right - Wing Hill family. Think they show it on Comedy Central.

[tokorev747777]

@knoxvilleguy2 ya! its some liberal hippy show. the fucking thing did not even air one episode! fox cancelled it!

[knoxvilleguy2]

@tokorev747777

The Hill family aren't racist rednecks, they recycle, & they don't push their political or religious views in other people's faces. Hank is tolerant of other people's beliefs & lifestyles, even if he doesn't really understand them. New Age pseudo - hippies like the Goodes can be rather self - righteous & sanctimonious.

I think that Comedy Central still shows " The Goode Family ", just never caught it except on YT.

[tokorev747777]

@knoxvilleguy2 ya percisly

[knoxvilleguy2]

@tokorev747777 - Hills & Goodes, different sides of the same coin.

[Gallowell]

@knoxvilleguy2 That is the shittest spin-off since 'Crusades".

[knoxvilleguy2]

@Gallowell - That's what's called " diminishing returns " when you keep investing in a franchise.

[whataburgerfan1]

@Sonic2Fast2See  As much as I miss King of the Hill, in a way I'm glad it was cancelled when it was, because I can always remember as a truly classic show.... unlike the Simpsons which was once great but has gone on for about ten years too long.

[thecoolestluzer123]

I love how many times he says man. I live for when the show comes on and I see boomhauer.

[sdws17]

You know what I think man like dang ol I think therefore you are man.

[dagamer68]

boomhauer rules!!!

[WaitWhatWasThat1]

First of all you cant even compare KOTH to family guy KOTH is way better

[sdws17]

yo got dang ol' agreed.

[GeneralCane]

@WaitWhatWasThat1 Second of all?

[plushieboy1234]

@WaitWhatWasThat1 actually they are slightly similar.

[thejesman]

@WaitWhatWasThat1 Dude...you're not really trying to start an argument over a cartoon are you?

[TheAmericanUhate]

@thejesman You are pathetic man, you are replying to a year old comment trying to start an argument with someone over giving there opinion of what they like. So is this all you do? You just go around from video to video trying to pick arguments and fights with people? Is it because you are so desperate for someone to actually speak to your ugly ass?

[commandershadeisback]

@TheAmericanUhate Somebody obviously got a dildo shoved up your ass. LOL take it easy buddy. Nobody is impressed by your e-thug act. :)

[TheAmericanUhate]

@commandershadeisback somebody obviously got no life and replies to comments 2 weeks old about a moron trying to start an argument over what cartoon is better. What exactly was "e-thug" about my last comment? Oh yeah, it wasn't dumb ass. No one cares for your e-fag act either so take it somewhere else.

; )

[commandershadeisback]

@TheAmericanUhate Cool story bro. Thanks for proving you can't troll for shit btw. Somebody obviously compensating for their life. :)

[TheAmericanUhate]

@commandershadeisback So in other words you can't name one single e-thug thing about my comment so you switch to another subject? I really don't care what you think I can or can not do. I just do what I do, not what you do moron. So let's all hear how I was being an "e-thug"? It's much easier to prove you was being an e-fag talking about dildos and guys asses.

[commandershadeisback]

@TheAmericanUhate Feel better now? :)

[TheAmericanUhate]

@commandershadeisback Like I said, you can't back up what you said and all you are doing is trying to change the subject because you look fucking stupid now.

[commandershadeisback]

@TheAmericanUhate Oh the irony. If I remember correctly, you pointlessly attacked thejesman when he hardly said anything argumentative. Also you tracked my comments and then replied to me on two other videos because you got butthurt over an insulting post I sent your way. You're a classic troll dude. :) I know all the troll tactics you're using and they're weak brah. You're not going admit, but its obvious you're nothing but a shitty attention seeking troll. Good day and enjoy your life. :)

[TheAmericanUhate]

@commandershadeisback He was bitching about a year old comment just like you are about a 2 week old comment. I looked at your comments and everyone of them is you being a dick head to people wanting to argue just like we are here. You still have not told me how the fuck I was being an "e-thug" as you said I was. I don't know what the hell a "brah" is but whatever it is, I'm not it. BTW: Seems like the real irony is you are doing exactly what you say I am. BTW: "You're not going admit,". What?

[glitteringobsession]

yay for Boomhauer!!!! xD i tell you what man, that boomhauer's just amazing man." or as Nancy would say "Mmm. that Boomhauer." tee hee

[ledzepcamaro]

no nancy would say this... "sug...*twich* that... sug.. *twitch* boomhauer Sug...*twitch*" She calls everyone sugar for some reason...

[glitteringobsession]

oh i know she calls everyone sug. I'm flipping obsessed with Nancy! haha. But she DID say "Mmm that Boomhauer on one eppie. And why's she *twitching* all of a sudden? lolz.

[lichlure]

(sniff sniff)

[MarduktheRedDragon18]

Boomhauer is trill

[Quibblo]

i saw that episode yesterday or 2 days ago

[bluespartaninc]

Same

[flaminaxe32]

Boomhauer is to King of the Hill as Quagmire is to Family Guy.

[amazingfertilla123]

@flaminaxe32 except boomhauer is funny.

[forbesfoofighters]

@flaminaxe32 ya like quagmire is funny but you should be shot for comparing him to boomhauer

[Siro377]

such a way with words

[Patruiq]

Talk about a charecter who didn't rly do anything and the most memorable charecter

[Sonic2Fast2See]

Oh so true T.T

[ParanormalAlaska]

I think, therefore you are man.

i love boomhauer!

[riskyshotz]

I did not know that Boomhauer read Descartes. But I should have expected it. Boomhauer is genius.

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[Imran500]

Bommhauer rules. He should talk more often.

[CanadiaNecro1]

Peggy=Sara Palin!

[killo13]

it's like the dang ol butterfly flappin' his wings in that ol-mm forest, he done cause a tree to fall down some-mm 5000 miles away. and nobody seen it, nobody done even know it happen'

[charleyfool]

haha Boomhauer is legendary

[PurpleGurlx3]

Dang ol' Boomhauer

[gaarafan21648]

uuuuuuuum okaaaaaaaaay

[notyoursavior78]

I love King of the Hill!

"Born into this world...and then dust into the wind." Boomhauer is a wise man.

[SnortingSkittles]

when i say being funny i mean he just stands in most of them and they don't show him doing nothing

[SnortingSkittles]

the bad thing is there is like no other videos on youtube with boomhauer in them being funny

[banloo29]

i know

[yousuf510]

yup, yup ummm hmmmm, eeeee

[erikakiedis]

A guy I work with sounds a lot like him, so we all started calling him Boomhauer. Now he walks around saying "dang ole" all the time. :)

[Sonic2Fast2See]

LOLZ!!! That would be so funny to see :]

[JeffBoomhauer]

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got nekkid chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, its real easy, man.

[Sonic2Fast2See]

That means alot coming from Boomhauer himself :]

[JeffBoomhauer]

Thank you man.

[yousuf510]

HAHAHAHA i remember that episode. do u kno da name of it

[chrismcallister2006]

now the world makes sense...thank you boomhauer

[felix10271]

Existentialism and Decartes' theory. Confusing just like LIFE!

[maxwolfeee]

LOL I always understand Boomhauer.

[gamegodone1]

lol try to understand boomhauers Mema

lol shes in the episode wheer boomhauer is in love with a girl and he gets rejected

lol his mema makes no sense although its incredibly easy to hear bommhauer in that scene

[Poketrader18]

That was beautiful :_)

Changed my life my life forever.

[znotty]

makes perfect sense to me.

[fendermonkey06]

Boomhauer is actually very insightful. "I think therefore I am" is a very famous philosophical statement. I cannot believe something I learned in school applies to KOTH.

[ValiumandDolls]

Descartes and Boomhauer.....amazing

[Marlowann]

Did he say "I think therefore you are" at the end of this little clip?

[Sonic2Fast2See]

Lolz yes he did :3

[PsuPepperoni]

Dang man I can unnrstan mos of what hes sayin man an ats usully pretty hard man you know wit them dang ol slurrin speech and em messin up words and stuff

[BlackwindSamurai]

LOL

i think therefore you are

[FrizzleFry117]

It's, ya got like, it's like this--dust in the wind, man. Ya better light the dang ol' candle in here, man, it don't matter, man, it's all these (mumble) Y'know what I think man? Be who you are, man.

[FrizzleFry117]

Man, I tell you what, Hank 'n Bobby done, dang ol' meanin' of life, man. It's like this; lil' butterfly fluttin' his wings, down in the forest, dang ol' gonna cause a tree fall FIVE THOUSAND miles away, dang ol', (mumbling) nobody see it, y'know, dun even happen. Y'know? Baby born into this world, n' a dang ol' got no springs, got no come into a fine house. Old, but it's evil, man. Man, it's like, nobody knows! It's like he born into this world, man.

[Otacon237]

LOL, his name's Jeffrey?!

[Marcello777]

Translation please.

[FrizzleFry117]

I put one up there.

[elijah5674]

The best part about this rant is that Hank replies as if he completely understands what Boomhauer was saying...I think its from Death of a Propane Salesman(Propan Boom Part 2) from season 3 that aried September 15, 1998. Disc 1, episode 1.

Hank is having trouble around propane and finally mentions something to the guys

[AngryNintendoSegaFan]

Yeah, i tell you what, man that dang old video video was just funyy, man

[joebruceman]

haha, must be a southern thing. alot of ppl talk like that around here.

[Sonic2Fast2See]

We all can't XD

[ChaosDialga]

Yet for some reason he's my second favorite Character in the show o.o (My first being Dale)

[Ph4nToM890]

dang ol

[xB4CKFL1Px]

....? what did he say?

[Spitfyre32x]

Jeffery Boomhaur is truly an inspiration to us all.

[Sonic2Fast2See]

Thx for the positive comments you guys :3

[srkrn100]

dang ol video da best

[MrMcKeigue]

Dang 'ol point there, man... it's like 'ol... don`t matter none, man.

[aldrickbarber35]

They should teach this in school..You cold learn something from Boomhauer!

[turdreard]

dang 'ol video video best thing ever, man.

[frollun2]

dang 'ol man jus like nicely put, man.

[Phantorium]

Man, I'll tell you what man, that dang ol' Boomhauer's smartest guy who ever lived, man.

[Mordocyanide]

This dang ol' title of the video man even cracked me up.

[KMRCPproductions]

His first name is Jeff! (hollers to mom) "HEY MOM BOOMHAUERS FIRST NAME IS JEFF"

[burak659pwndu]

wtf i didnt understand one word