The Apprentice UK S03E02 P2

[TheAlkalineforlife]

the guy in the shop actually told him the product that would of blitzed it.

[tyndni]

man the young apprentices are smarter then this!

[LAngel0902]

LOL dog dancing class... hahahaa!!

[bottomsupx]

RORY ...THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS...

[denniscization]

Rory is a fucking idiot, i hope he gets beaten regularly, i would make him take his jacket and tie off before making him my bitch, what a cock smoker.

[XxdarshxX16]

Blacks ftw

[ate796]

0:33 with progress slow & the fat guy walking buhahahaha !!!

[residue102]

Doesn't matter wat idea they choose, this lady wants clips on it, irrespective of whether that is actually useful for the product. Lol

[madassassin4ever]

Doggy dancing? Are they serious? Now there is a group of people who need to get a life!

[pomegranateish]

Who hates dogs?

Honestly, that's a shortcut to knowing whether someone is a shit person.

[jumpforjoy6]

Katie is an unfortunate looking woman

[23msvolha]

clips,clips,clips... love it,love it,love it  lol

[LondonSummer100]

"I want you to find out what type of dogs chavs have...but not just any chavs, just working class in general"...oh Rory, just no.

[TheBass2themax]

Doggie dancing? Are people completely mad.

Katie is a vapid creature

[ExNihiloJimmy]

I'd like to suck that quantum physicists chick's BLACK HOLE

[therealtimshady1983]

katie is a disgusting individual

[ohdoshutit1]

i love adam

[GlennYule]

rory is a first class nobend...ive never seen nething like this b4

[Taisos]

Rory, what a tool, i don't like swearing... 5 mins later... it's like polishing shit... fucking hypocrites

[Taisos]

Rory, what a tool, i don't like swearing... 5 mins later... it's like polishing shit... fucking hypocrits

[issyvivi]

Bunch of bl%dy amateurs, I can't bear it, an autocrat who stamps on fun and creativity, dogs are like people's children. Wake up you guys! You're frustratingly dumb.

[issyvivi]

Bunch of bl%dy amateurs, I can't bear it, an autocrat who stamps on fun and creativity, dogs are like people's children. Wake up you guys!

[toontownpwner]

00:34-I thought Andy had been fired already...

[mtllife]

Rory = Extremely patronising control freak!

[jackofjapan]

What is with that dumb bitch and the clips?

"So you roll up your blanket...you put clips on it...you clip it togeffa...Eclipse Dog Blanket."

It's not E-clips Dog Blanket...it's Eclipse Dog Blanket. Nothing to do with clips....just the sun and the moon. Great marketing angle!

[nohopeinfear97]

@jackofjapan I wish someone would E-clip her bloody mouth shut

[OneAndForAll]

Doggy condoms? Stop your male dog humping and making puppies

[OneAndForAll]

DOGGY RUCKSACK!

DOGGY RUCKSACK!

[TPH250290]

The team names are essentially pointless. I don't understand why Jadine wants to turn 'Eclipse' into some sort of brand which does coffee, dog merchandise, coffins etc...

[athull08]

LOL "The worst thing about Rory's management is that he doesn't know how to manage"!!!

[peterchuvalov]

might sound a bit racist - but never heard a pakistani (originally) girl with scottish accent!

[mrfrostynova]

0:34 Andy from the previous task?

[janeeyre1990]

Never mind how stupid the contestants are, what the hell is this "doggy dancing" shit?

[DPH1984]

At 0.22 why does Paul have his jacket on?

[austenbosten]

I still don't like Tre, he's an arrogant prick

[BKKRED2008]

I hate that Rory is the spitting image of Terry Hall.

Rory is a stuck up obnoxious wanker, Terry Hall is a legend

[AshtonArcher]

@BKKRED2008 I've heard Terry Hall can be a bit of twat too! But agree about Rory, complete tool!

[lanpingpug]

I'm guessing Rory went to a public school where the prefects buggered the younger boys and if your Dad hadn't been in the army you were a social outcast.

[skatergurljubulee]

*sigh* If Rory had done that from the beginning, and not been a dictatorship, it would have saved tons of time. At the same time, with his one-way street style of leadership didn't really allow for creativity. lol Still, these guys aren't nearly as bad as series two's contestants.

[mattan147]

Jadine is obsessed with branding everything 'Eclipse'!

[marthafarquar]

Electronic dog feeder. Pours biscuits into a tray every 3 hours. Little motor with a timer inside, dead cheap, dead easy. Cheapie impulse buy at 30 quid too. Shit, that took me 10 seconds

[madeye0]

Wow, most of them is extremely dull.

[XxTedInfinityxX]

Not by the willy, not by the willy. :D

[skylur44]

It is actually embarrassing watching Rory, he puffs himself up full of his own impportance, meanwhile, he only makes himself look like the incompetent fool he really is, if he spent more time thinking and less time posturing he may have had a chance.

[mylesbradley1234]

Poor dogs. Poor predators must be as embarrassed as hell XD/ The prick in the green coat is just copying the idear from the person at the shop. None of these dicks have had no furry companions... THIS IS SO EASY!!! XD This isnt even buissness, all you do is pick an idear a tell someone to make it THIS IS A GAME!!! XD

[robertmooregp]

dog strap = shittest idea ever.

[MrRandomname010101]

Wow, have these people never had any pets? FIrst using a dog to power a fan then using it carry stuff.. the 'nutters' that are supposed to be buying these things want to pamper their dogs like a small child, not use them as pack animals.

[MalonsMilk]

they need a high fashion hi visibility dog jacket. Dont own a dog so dont knw what products are about but that would be useful when I'm driving and a dog comes flying across the road.

[millard19]

STFU about clips

[Peterlinkdark11]

love dogs!!!

[paulnohlmans]

Is it me or was the guy leader swearing and then told his "pupils" to stop swearing

[ColtonMP]

i like the fact there's a guy called lohit

that's pretty much what he was ...

[jess0687x]

adam is so fit, apart from the acne.

he just seems a bit retarded

[DarkPanthera]

Rory you freaking idiot... you wont even give the team a chance to talk about each idea or anything. you're not even listening to wat the guy is saying, you're just counting down time until you tell him to shut up and move onto the next idea... moron!

[JoshuaWard1200]

Rory has proven himself to be very stupid.

~Josh~

[quaqmireful]

Rory is a lousy PM ! e didn't manage the people, and didn't put any effort on the creative side, even though his CV says that he has a degree in product

[bus140808]

Doggy dance lessons lmao!

I do like dogs but cats are much less high maintenance. They bury their shit, they wash themselves, male cats penis' are tucked away under their fur, they don't smell like shit, you don't have to take them for walks and you can open the front door without fear of them bolting out then gettin lost. I'd much rather have a cat.

[SicKCommentZ]

ghazal is so hot.. the way she moans at 00:52 sounds so sexy;)

[njjroberts]

a dog umbrella simples

[Ra463]

good god it reminds me of batman "doggy utility belt"

[abbeyhilary]

"you must not criticize any ideas" WTF?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

[bushrasultana]

I bet Jadine will name her baby ECLIPSE! damn!! she is so in love with the word!!

[MissMael]

I bet Jadine dreams about eclipse at nights.

[AllyKaht]

Gezal is hot hot hot

[oliveklue]

i think the problem with rory was that because he bankrupted recently, which collapsed his personality and he still couldn't recover from it at this time in the show.

[SportyX20]

Someone should CLIP Jadine's mouth shut.

[jeffrags2]

Jadine needs to change her last name...to 'eclipse'.

[VariedInterest]

The only one who didn't take the order to remove their jacket was the guy from the military. You'd think years of training to mindlessly follow orders from dubious authority figures, he'd be the first to obey.

[luna1463]

katie thinks she's really attractive... how wrong she is... lol

[lanswipe]

Why was Tre Azam such a twat in the last excercise?

[samnangpoe]

i felt he was provoked because Jadine felt threatened aka power trip.

Simon has the idea by asking the REAL consumers about their throught. Now that's market research, lol.

[CalazioneDaBob]

Not really market research more like common sense. It should have been their first concern

[afroharping]

I am loving Jadines obsession with linking the name Eclipse to anything....Eclipse on the coffee, Eclipse clips....genius(?)!!....how long can she keep it up for??

[jczcameron]

@afroharping I love how many times she manages to say "clips" between 5:20-5:24

[skylur44]

@afroharping Until Sir Alan fires her which will hopefully be SOON, she is unbearable.

[neild555]

LMAO 0:43 "with progress slow" Queue fat bloke.

[peterh4u]

Rory you need critism if you want to advance in business you twat

[Crealtos]

The Girls idea is just beyond fucking stupid. Did they really think "What a awesome idea, a rugsack on a mobile unit!"- meaning that if you can't have any controls over the dog, it'll be utter fail. Lol.

[blahhblahh2000]

jadine is clearly taking the name eclipse far too seriously! haha but it is amusing to see what she comes up with :)

[jeffrags2]

It was creative, to be sure.

[tufty1990]

Actually the boys idea wasn't hal as bad as the girls first idea to have a rucksack that the dog can carry with ur phone in it. Er hello, let it loose in the park it comes back you won't have your phone anymore

[thefairlysimple1]

hahahahahahahah @tufty1990

[Gunjhen]

Rory is so rubbish at being project manager. He asks them to brainstorm and dismiss them. Then he pushes his idea; what a waste of time!!!! hate people like him

[thefairlysimple1]

hahahahahahaha good comment gunjhen i love the funny comments

[thefairlysimple1]

sorry gunj my comment was addressed to tufty,its late at night, and the coffee isn't doing too much for me, lol sorry

[skylur44]

@Gunjhen I knew he was a total loser when he made such a production out of the meeting and had them remove their ties and jackets, what a dork.

[skylur44]

Can't relate to people who don't like dogs...

[tommy444777]

mehh

[candofitness]

Wow the innovation oozing from Jadine is legendary ... eclipse, clips clips clips clips. LOL

[maisylatif]

Rory has much clearer skin than Adam BUT he has has really tired looking eyes, I think he wanted the team to fail in coming up with an Idea SO THAT HE COULD use his one and get all the glory. It's just as well his IDEA was rubbish, he's not the greatest Project manager.

[ubercute1sf]

wow what a complete asshole. take off yer jackets, take off yer ties, don't talk back, my head hurts. wtf. He's not a good leader.

the other team with the doggy bag sounds pretty cool though.

[frolicwitme]

I suppose it looked better, but i'd never bring anything like that when I'm walking the dog, just carry what I need in pockets lol.

And no I wouldn't buy the girls product either, shit ideas from complete idiots from both teams.

[MummyKate13]

is he saying chavs? just regular working class are called chavs now? What a complete helmet

[ukgirl129]

Hes actualli sayin chaff as in the expression 'separate the wheat from the chaff' not chav. But he is being a knob in this episode!

[MummyKate13]

Oh really. Thanks, must be me being working class not knowing the expression =D The bloke is a complete tool anyway

[theshagster5000]

to be fair, im pretty sure he says chavs.

[MummyKate13]

yup i know, I'll still back that

[TheBestBritishBands]

Rory wt a fukin idiot. No wonder y the bloke wnt bankcrumpt. 2 qoute this is wt the dick said "guys u must no critasize any ideas" he blacks out the idea from the young lad bout dog blanket & also takes no notice bout the feedback! persumin his shit strap wud win! wt idiot wud spend 30quid on it! even if it was free I wudn ware the strap! ur luk lyk a dick head walkin thru the park wiv it on! fuk about Rory lol

[MjoEm32]

Doggy Dancing???? WTF????

[myrlabelle]

Rory is CRAP, being a team leader doesn't mean relaxing while others work!! He is so stupid

[bbperv]

thanks for posting these :)

[Funloverdude]

ha "The willy"lol

[luggy06]

man she loves her clips....

[yatak1000]

CLIPS CLIPS ECLIPS CLIPS ECLIPS

[mari10007]

hahaha! clipz clipz clipz clipz everywhere,

and thatz it, eclipz!

[bigcheesec18]

"Not just plain chavs - general working class"

Aren't you the one on the dole rory????

Cock end!

[aarandir]

What an idiot and the face Margeret makes at 2.49 is one like shes gonna scream at him and tear his balls off, I love it!

[ukgirl129]

Hes actualli sayin chaff as in the expression 'separate the wheat from the chaff' not chav. But he is a complete tosser!

[angelicMisha]

This will sound weird, bear with me...

Rory reminds me of constipation - completely immovable and resistant to outside forces.

[sugary1205]

hahahahahahahahah that is sooo funny...its not weird u hit the nail on it's head !

[yatak1000]

You just need some laxative to get rid of him (Aka some kind of rpg)

[aliceinsoundgarden]

why does Jadine always try and encorporate the name Eclipse into the product??

i mean no one is gonna give a fuck. Its a pretend "company" made for the apprentice. Its not like they are gonna sell these doggy products for life!

[Technilady]

I love the pretentious management speak they band about - and take your jackets and ties off? Er...why? Is anyone else thinking that it utterly ridiculous? It makes me feel glad to be me... :-)

[raphaella21]

Ha Ha Ha

Posh Ppl With The DOGS jammin to Black Eyed Peas

Ha Ha Ha

Foooooooooooooookin El

[lightningrod34]

whats the song at 9.23?

[N4mme]

He shits on everyone else's idea, then uses his own? what a wanker.

[manfrommoon]

"hey hey guys stop talking my head is killing"" reply "well, you need to take a paracetamol" LOLLL priceless

[WhackoMacko]

christ, rory is hopeless

[holyman85]

omg... doggy dancing... that was sad

[dp4ever]

2.38-2.42 lol

[OliviaLaw94]

Nick's Face :D

[Pacmaniack]

i dont know alot about business, margins and stuff confuse the hell out of me but i cud probly do a better job than rory because i use common sense and dont talk to people in a patronising and rude manner

[lonerook860]

10:03 "eclipse dog blanket" she sounds like a fucking lobotomy patient, but one that doesn't shut up.

[hurm111]

TEz is a fukin joka

lol

[trix678]

I think Katie is nice in this task

[drnan]

CLIPS???

[bumcakes]

"You must not criticise any ideas"

Worst suggestion ever.

I would want criticism, if an idea is shit, bloody say so, don't waste time being polite!

[pstralen]

Then you obviously do not know the purpose of a brainstorming session. The whole point is to get as MUCH ideas, ridiculous or not, on paper.

The next is criticising and putting together different ideas into a realistic one. If you criticise straight away you'll just block out any ideas and get stuck.

[jess0687x]

the problem is that they all think that they're the best so it's hard for them to work in a team and listen to others

[TiCLer]

2:40 lol

[DiscoOnRocks]

Tre is actually very intelligent...

[fampie2008]

Tre grows on you

[MjoEm32]

Don't be disgusting... lol

[ewanna777]

Doggy dancing - OMG :D

[jeffrags2]

Rory: You vill do it this vay - EIN! ZWEI! DREI!

But if he ends up winning...

Why would people put their mobiles in a doggy rucksack instead of in their pockets or purses?

[igbot123]

Did I hear Rory correctly at 2:45? "Can you find out what sort of dogs chavs have? Not just plain chavs, general working class."

[rikhanz]

lol Rory wants to battle this dog which a product like that... he has a BA in Product Design? that's scary, I'm doing a similar course.

Tre had the better ideas... the collar he pitched had personality.

[samnangpoe]

LOL @ dance class for dogs!

[pegsPboy]

in aus we have dog yoga

[Nocturnalux]

Doggy dance is somehing that I did not even know existed.

[kalindoscopy]

"I feel like a five year old school child with an incredibly demanding teacher from Victorian times."

[stingray4real]

Rory is the Project Manager Candidate from hell.

[MondoBeno]

They're all impossible. They can't work with others under pressure.

[fatuesque]

Thanks for uploading, seriously.

[kahuna1983]

Clips clips clips clips clips

[Boabyo]

Jobby!

[earthangel2626]

I wish she would shut up about her bloody clips! lol.

[dubzy81]

what is that black chick's obsession with eclipse clips

[millsathn]

lol

[davechandler]

LOL

[sweetappletits]

shes promoting their name as aback up plan so that after the show she cn start her own brand of ECLIPSE goodies in case she doesnt win!! haha :p ROFL