Nigel PennyWeather's Olde Tyme Bloggings #2: The Gay List

[ShadowCheezit]

I think you're a male version of me. D :

[VengefulRonin]

I'd totally go gay for:

-Christian Bale (fuckin sexy as Batman or Patrick Bateman)

-Johnny Depp (fuckin sexy as anything)

-Anthony Kiedis (just plain fuckin sexy)

But I'm already bi so I don't think my gay list really counts.

[elmoiswatchingyou]

1, The Wild Fling: Amanda Palmer

2, The Long Term Relationship: Natalie Portman

3, The One You Can Get: Any one of Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco's current or ex-girlfriends, because they're all hot, and all are so obviously easy.

4, The One You Can't Get: Keira Knightly, and you totally know why.

5, The One That Scares You A Little: Amy Winehouse.

[leahclaire]

This is so fucking awesome.

[chocshakes]

the one i could get-nicole richie- because she is just sooo 'starved' *giggles at own joke* for attention she will have practically any body

the one that scares me-Britney 'bald head' Spears- do i really need to explain

[chocshakes]

the one you could never get-ryan ross- now i know he is technically a man but i quote "lets look at the facts" he wears make up, writes poetry , doesn't know what myspace is *giggles* allows himself to be groped onstage by male bandmembers and just generally gives a girly first impression

[chocshakes]

the wild fling-paris hilton-cmon its paris hilton shes named after a city for gods sake

the long term relationship-holly from the play boy mansion-cos she cud marry hef leave him for half then come give me the life i deserve instead of commenting on ridiculously funny blogs and making up agay list

[CVilleBerg]

I don't have a gay list.

[DanBurkeis1coolguy]

God I hate me.