BBC mocks Tom Cruise

[tryandlisten]

LOL I love English programs like this, they're so fuckin funny

[hakaboy6924]

readers digest has more credit than the church of scientology

[alaskakiska]

lol 

[leapoffaith20]

Lol at the Mission impossible theme music.

[aarfeld]

If I didn't know better I'd think that ol' Tom was acting in a comedy sketch--but no, he's quite serious. Scary!

[flankspeed]

@aarfeld: Well, he MIGHT be acting sincere. You know what a wise man said about sincerity? "Once you can fake THAT, you've got it made."

I think Tom Cruise still needs to work on his sincerity, though. I mean, look at those mad staring eyes... It's almost as if he's trained to do some sort of internal monologue at Scientology Camp or whatever...

"Ok Tom, here's how it works. You just lock eyes with someone and internally repeat: "YOU WILL BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL BELIEVE ME." And they WILL, Tom!" 

[aarfeld]

@flankspeed: No, I think he really is sincere--and that's what's so scary.

[flankspeed]

@aarfeld: Then he really is a brainless chump, eh? :0)

[yatter1]

@flankspeed I think that was Groucho Marx.

[Ebsteins31653]

Now I have absolutely no belief system whatsoever; but current faiths are rather suspicious of Scientology becuase of its 'general' basis in 'science'. It is to science that we owe all advances in our human societies whereas religion has held its believers in some sort off ancient, medieval moral suspension that is wholly 'aprogressive', in fact religion is retroprogressive! Humans feel the genetic necessity to congregate and 'shoal', and anything group-based exemplifies this! Darwin rules...

[fizzb100]

@Ebsteins31653

No, they're suspicious of it because it sounds like the plot of a third rate sci-fi movie starring John Travolta.

Not that their invisible friends and ghost stories are much more believable.

[daveygravey123456]

you utter lunatic

[stretmediq]

I'm a paramedic and if a scientologist stopped at a scene I was working I'd have him arrested. Interfering with a rescue is a crime.

[anon3399]

Tom Cruise verführt zum Bösen,

zu Scientology,

zu einem die Seele zerstörenden Irrglauben!

Anonymous lässt das nicht zu.

Anonymous klärt auf!

Aufklärung schützt!

anon888.blog.de

[matthewmcneany1]

I suggest "Scientology and me" by the BBC as well if you want to see the full extent what it can to people from a reputable source

[ir5ac]

imagine how good a paramedic scientologist would be?

[whyaretherenoneleft]

If i'm ever in an accident, call a fucking ambulance. If you're a Scientologist and you come to "help", i will find the strength to strike you.

[LAnonHubbard]

love it!!

[kolmogor]

Is he a mental, or is he in fact onto something mental ? looooool

[DestroyerMariko]

Lol, Cruise will probably end up spending that coin back at Scientology camp anyway. Spend millions, get one back. What an investment!

[erico72]

that's how the economy is these days

[getupjumpy]

haha pound coin

cruise is such a maniac

[bigfriendlyben]

Yay!!!! f tom cruise

[gnoam9]

"That's right Tom, keep making 'em think your crazy, and they'll stop asking if you're gay."

Brilliant!!!

[YouFrickinStar]

HaHaHaaaaaa..... Brigstocke you LEGEND!!!

[TechState]

omg 'a pound coin...' awesome

[NixuzE]

Toot! toot! All aboard the crazy train!

[mycatpatch]

i am not on board either

[wratched]

Since when is Marcus Brigstocke "the BBC"? Are they regularly dissing Cruise on "Cash in the Attic"? Are they going to shoehorn a Scientology diss into the next "Walking With Dinosaurs" special? I can hear Branagh now, "The TRex stalks in silence, while right beside him a bunch of gormless alien soul fragments await the arrival of humanity in 75 million years."

[wratched]

Marcus Brigstocke has an independent mind. Unlike Scientologists, employees of the BBC aren't brainwashed into towing the organisational line. Well not usually, and certainly not Marcus.

[yank2887]

Hahaha, Bell-end! Brilliant.

[IddyB]

LOL Haven't heard that insult in years. Good to hear it again. Reminds me of Ali G.

[Rmg12]

lol pound coin

[IddyB]

That bit cracked me up.

[inkey2]

GOOD...you brits can make fun of cruise all you want......he is getting on our nerves.....total crack-pot with too much money

[nitroglysarine]

wish he'd let his poor wife off the chain.

[Ownagetothe5thdegree]

maybe she should give him the chain across the head

[Hostile]

Maybe she should choke him to death with it like Princess Leia did to Jabba The Hutt.

[Ownagetothe5thdegree]

GIVE THE BOY/GIRL A PRIZE

seriously

thats is an awesome suggestion

i think that could work

[LexxTubeV1]

I remember being young back in the Top Gun days and thinking Tom Cruise talked out of his arse then... *sigh* lol. I love Marcus Brigstocke. Gonna see him live in March woohoo!

[TheEnglishAreComing]

scientology is no different to any other religion.

[nitroglysarine]

its not a religion in the uk, its classified as a cult. Buuuuuttttt, i do see your point!

Atheism all the way!!

[Nespionage]

It's very different to many religions. The most obvious point being that you don't have to pay to get ahead in any other religion.

[Nespionage]

Oops, sorry, I meant Cult.

[THEPUNISHER1968]

Fuck whit

[blackwhimsy]

Is this Marcus Brigstock of the Now Show? His voice sounds similar.

(I LOVE the Now show!)

[yamabushi170]

tis the same man indeed, and yes, isn't he great?

[caekisalie]

OMG the C word

[AnonRanGER01]

ROFL

[gurutruth]

nice, thanks for posting this.

[fitch2000]

Why am I just seeing this?

Lmao. "You utta lunatic."

[soulnova]

LOL

"A doctor is no use"

Priceless

[mediciled]

"have you heard about xenu?"

that stuff you can't make up... oh wait, hubbard did XD.

[sabrinaanon]

Awesome!

[assistanon]

Wonderful! XD

[zambimaru]

Go BBC

[NotSoOldHippy]

ROFL!!! Insane Scientology morons! The ringleaders and crime bosses are violently insane criminals, of course.

[Vibestation]

'and tom cruise has convinced most of us who already thought he was crazy that he really is, completely showaddwaddy'

[404040wolf]

It's important to have people like this guy and John Stuart in TV...other wise we'd have to watch real news show to get our info.

I've never seen this Marcus guy before but I'm a fan now.

[trak888]

yep the media is LIES, news piss takes are more factual

[complicate456]

brilliant

[solitaryEx]

LMMFAO

[burtonbryant]

Genius

[snappycruise]

-3. oh c'mon, nasty youtube boys.

alright, I went too far, still, it's harsh

[quentinkrisp]

I approve of this video clip.

Tom Cruise is batshit crazy and $cientology is an abusive scamming cult.

[thechaos44]

@quentinkrisp I approve your approval. Tis good.

[eddiedaschund]

HAHA! hilarious!

[Celtickender]

Marcus is HI-larious. Good post there is a 5er

[rotkohl123]

shut up. if he belive in that let him do