Stoned Professor Part 1

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[ByrdRecords]

I wish I had this professor in college. His patient and paced way of speaking is mistaken for being "under the influence." Business is History. Management and Marketing is laid on top of what you know about the enviorment you are marketing to! Discussing Reverware was genius... and if that numbskull kid that was talking back had of paid attention, he would have noticed that within 10 minutes this professor gave him the key to what Business is all about.

[DexterrsDad]

@ByrdRecords How can you say he was not under the influence? Watch the video again. He's coughing all over. Smoker's cough much?

[JDwelle605]

2:26 my favorite fuckin part. his face cracks me up hahah

[Jewkake1]

The way be says sandy is like from the movie Greece lol "I love you sandy"

[71006374]

I want to be a prof.

[hayesskate123]

dude just riped the bong with some dumbie shit

[TheSeanoops]

And ppl like this are teaching Americas' youth, this scares me.

[SONNY229900]

Did mean to get stoned?

This is just too funny

[SONNY229900]

Makes me want to go to collage

[rad4life1]

he seems a bit fruity lol

[DexterrsDad]

lmao that one kid was heckling him!

[JustWatchingOne]

BAWSTAWN :D

[megaterra69]

Fuck weed, this guys on heroin. 

[iiRenity]

Maybe its just the smoking, but I believe this history lesson is going to make sense in the end.

[cstalley]

@ 5:55 Who doesn't know the story of the midnight ride of Paul Revere?... Sarah Palin.

[skinnycopdude24]

if professors got high more often then college would be more fun, therfore more of us would stay in college and graduate. i can garuntee more than half of those students are just as high as he is.

[dimesac]

His class has 2 rules. Be on time and be cool bro be cool. Lol

[rememberzack1]

does anyone know what college this guy teaches at?!?!

[myersparkboy]

if you press 2 over and over it sounds like the jaws song =]

[IHMAIWTD69]

@myersparkboy Thats so kick ass dude lmfao

[JackyRowe]

What the hell does this guy teach?!

[TheAndrewhulse]

@JackyRowe It's a management class

[DarkStatic69]

Gay Stoned Professor!?

[DarkStatic69]

i bet a kid was like hey teach wanna hit!!

[tetsusaigaiy]

He's like a kid talking about pokemon...

[brady8196]

i like cathedralllllsssssssssss...

[hellpked]

im u go to boston... bastin

[acdc1721]

is this gonna be on the test? XD oh tosh.o

[zoomerlawns]

3 people work for Dillard's

[firelightguitarist]

i can't decide whether he's gay or not.... nothing wrong with that if he is, just can't tell if he is or not

[TaintedPeace]

What's with this one douche asking why what he's talking about is important? Enjoy the ride, man!

[acondor14]

Thumbs up if luongbro sent ya ;)

[wahabeyano]

Charlie Sheen drug effect

[awgdawg16]

catheeeeedrillllllssssssssss

[aramil195]

2:27 classic stoner face hahahahaha

[mikeyzro]

hahaha wtf im so stoned this shit is soo hilarious !!!! hahaha omg

[YeahImZoned]

Dad!?

[Pickle117]

he isnt even stoned. im guessing this is just how this cookey bastard is like daily, and honestly its not like he's zoning off into complete nonsense, he making relevant and coherent sense (mostly) i dont see what the big deal is...

[artistisgreat]

"I love to go to old churches" *scrunches face* LMAO!!

[artistisgreat]

"i like to go to old church" *scrunches face* LMAO!

[shadowprince101]

oh please ,PLEASE tell me this guy is still a teacher and some assholes didnt fire him lmao

[hairyreacharound]

@shadowprince101 i was just thinkin that lol

[Jay9grundz]

If that professor had been drunk ,he'd have been verry aggressive...

Ganja = positive vibration..

Thumbs up if ur a toker..

[prozak169]

lol @ the people talking notes

[StevenlAFl]

does anyone else keep coming back to this to listen again every once in a while?

[salawasweet1989]

@StevenlAFl yes, i come back about every few months lol

[StevenlAFl]

If you go to Bo... Bostons a GREAAAT city. Boston IS A GREEATT city.

[macdaddymomma]

John Hall. He's at UF in Gainesville. Still an awesome Teacher!

[EinLycan]

Yeah bostonnnnn! :D

[jeripolmolina]

thats goodshit

[HahaToaster]

that like/dislike bar looks like a burning joint xD

[iiBChillinxX]

This nigga was trippin some hardcore balls.This guy is my hero.

[hattrickster33]

Must be his first time...

[nerveana926]

LEGALIZE THIS SHIT... im high as hell :D

[MrsAnonima1993]

he was going to-... erm... BOSTON IS A GREAT CITY. ahahah

[GoldenChed]

YAS!

[whambola]

What class is this

[Uprising771]

he wasnt nodding in agreement..he was falling asleep

[whatthehell406]

This guy's not stoned he's just stupid. lol

[jwaterburysnout]

To be fair, this is exactly how all arts&sciences professors sound to an engineering/math/science/physi­cs student. A bunch of babbling, often wrong, unprovable, useless bullshit.

[iamthepinkylifter]

go to Dillard's, go to the housewares section - which is even worse than going to Dillard's...

[ShaggyFromCorbin]

4:23 is the best part.

[hattrickster33]

What a convincing argument this guy makes...nooooo get out of here!!!

[CLAYMAN255]

haha is he for real high

[rempie1993]

damm i hate the fake people that are saing they are stoned fuck you guys go to holland ( tats ware i live ) buy some good weed and not fake shit

moterfuckers

[Y3TIFREAK]

@rempie1993 lmao, your fucking dumb. so your saying everyone who smokes weed and isnt from holland is fake? XD its fucking pot bro, anyone with the right hydro setup can grow good weed idiot

[MrsAnonima1993]

@Y3TIFREAK i totally agree with you

[MrsAnonima1993]

@rempie1993 haha, sometimes holland weed is worse than what we buy because they are only made for tourists. he is an AMERICAN teacher, and in america the medical marijuana is legal so its good too.

shut up if you don't know what you're talking about. holland weed is the worse one you can buy legally because it is ONLY for tourists

fuck off

[zeroa69]

@MrsAnonima1993 i got ??? y would u waste ur money and effort growing weed for the sole purpose of tourist consumption because its worse...? why...if u gonna grow weed y not make it the best u can...it sounds like a bunch of greedy ppl to me...y not show off ur bud thats good ta bring in more buissness? if imma grow some buds ta sell i wouldnt sell them some shitty shit cauze there not from ur country...discriminating ppl from other countrys is bs..we are all humans..from earth plain n simple

[MrsAnonima1993]

@zeroa69 well, if you know that tourists are going to come to your country to smoke because yours is one of the few places where people can smoke legally, buyers don't care about quality that much because they can always sell... there are loads of shops where people are only thinking about selling stuff and if you grow shit you can earn more money because you didnt spend too much money in growing it...

there are other good shops as well but many shops are only for tourists

[BradenPruett]

Oregon mothafucka. Oregon and Northern Cali bud will make you shit your Lederhosen. @rempie1993

[rempie1993]

@BradenPruett im sorry but the lederhosen are from the german not from holland :)

get you shit stread.

[Calif0rnIan]

Is it just me or is he getting more and more stoned?

[JustWatchingOne]

"But if you go to Boston, eheh, BAWSTAWN :D" LMAO

[badicalindustries]

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT BUSINESS!!! 09:00

[oommggzz]

omg im so high i have never laughed ths hard in my life

[Monti3395]

the best drunk professional ever !! :P

[poopy910555]

I just watched this sober and i didnt think it was too funny. I just smoked two bowls and I remembered this shit and I couldnt stop laughing at the expression on his face!!!!

[qwertyjkly]

abc day.... oh i get it A-nother B-loody C-hurch. abcd... whoa that's cool. where's my bowl?

[FrightMare316]

Hey I Did'nt know Mr.Rogers Taught College! 

[ericsashes]

what makes this man stoned??? he just seems like an open minded friendly person, maybe because weed makes people like that?

[lndnb1]

I just learned more watching these than i would in a normal day of school

[happyhomie4]

if u go to dillards....i dont like to go to diiiilllards either....

[TheHappyDolphin]

how are these kids not laughing their asses off HAHAHA

[Afroditi333]

i like Cathedraaaaallllssssss. hahahaha i fuckin love this dude

[KingKarl04]

wtf...can't believe people sat throught this. i would of either fell asleep or died of boredom...no i lied

i would spark a spliff outside then comeback in. :)

[TheCannibalrose]

If he'd been my professor, I might have stayed in college. LOL

[EvilRedGoose]

@TheCannibalrose I ditto that lol

[crotchrocket74]

@TheCannibalrose you so funny <3

[Maddox3737]

Is this going to be on the test?

[Dobiegillis1965]

This is why we need to stop importing pot from Mexico and start legally growing our own...

[batistaboy99]

bulalumdumdum

[GoldenChildBH]

@batistaboy99 Lmfao

[pigsfood27]

ive learned a lot from this dude. we need more teachers like this. i actually want to listen to him!

[regtheone]

LSD

Some stupid teen did it to our teacher when i eas in "high scool" ! He put a LSD in his coffee,funny? Maybe for us back then,but this teacher never been the same afther!

LSD is a fun drug but if you dont know your on it,you start to think that you really going crazy !!!

I

[Drummerboiz19]

He would be a great history teacher. He honestly has some really fascinating things to say in his lecture (though it's a bit jumbled). It just doesn't have much to do with business. He obviously has a lot of knowledge about history, and would definitely make a cool and entertaining history teacher. :)

[thisishorseshit72]

I concur.

[KaTzaNdSTuFf]

Lol. The kids right. What does half the stuff hes saying have to do with anything. I don't do halls? XD. He does everything but halls....

[silvergoldjewels]

1:42 is that going to be on the test?!!

[WiriamuFirippu]

he is indeed impaired in some way.. I had a friend who acted just like that and he was a HEAVY vodka drinker. 

[legohalo25]

this kid is a fuckhead mann



[BodomChildBreeder]

in this class its like 'everybodys get ur apapers out' and everyone gets the rizzlas out and start rolling lol!!!

[Tylervstheworld]

haha this guy is soo blitzed.

[conker1147]

About a week ago I smoked some bud and basically stared at myself in the mirror for about 15 minutes straight just talking about a problem I never noticed with myself lol, and then I tried to masturbate and fell the fuck to sleep =(

[AndyBloodvain]

@conker1147 I do that too sometimes, no shame in that man, hahahaha.

[sean919191]

@conker1147 That sounds like me every night lol

[rad4life1]

@conker1147 dont strain yourself lol

[noname024]

how do you know he is stoned.. he could be just a retard..

[andycf87]

man this guy is making some seriously deep points... my mind has been blown..

[dubj630]

This guy is awesome, this is probably one of the most interesting lectures that I've heard from a college professor. If weed makes the lecture more interesting, who cares. I wish I had this guy for my professor.

[a10fjet]

This didn't really remind me of being stoned as much as being drunk

[crza86]

Dillards sux! haha

[RichHenry1994]

Oh my god! It's a business class! This teacher is fucking amazing!!

[geekyrebel37]

Thumbs up if you saw this on tosh.0

[irishmnfireman]

He got fired because of student complaints. As long as he was giving me an F i wouldn't care one bit.

[jeste4187]

@irishmnfireman you mean an A, right? lol

[joemanYT]

He's stoned Luigi, you didn't make it.

[supermario514]

grab this one!!!!

love teachers that throw out little useless facts like this.

[HELP203]

He isn't high, he's an alcoholic. Look it up on Google.

[MrCard83]

This is just awkward and he is definitely drunk...I'd probably leave the class.

[paulisin]

where is this?

[superbluesmurf]

Word^

[superbluesmurf]

Dude, I understood every of that. So he's giving a little history lesson within his business management class...which has everything to do with business. Especially the history of Paul Revere and khakis.

[eyesliketheoceanxo]

"You go to Boston...BAAAASTON" lmfao this dudes awsome

[limbs32]

He's just wasting everyone's time. What did he even teach?

[jordaniac89]

cathedraaaaaals

[Seduns]

These are the people teaching our kids today at all levels... you think this clown could hold a job in the private sector? No, so go get on the government payroll where you cant be fired for being bad at your profession... How much you want to bet this guy puts down free market capitalism?

[xSPLENDAx]

@Seduns You, sir or cunt, need to smoke a Swisher blunt. See? I'm already more creative than you. Weeeee~~` Enjoy your World of Warcraft and then your nice green lawn.

[benpg]

@Seduns Have you been to college? If you have, then there is no way you would say something like that. I have never had any kind of teacher like this goof.

[treesapa]

he is not stoned guys, he is drunk, i could tell by how stupid he sounds. after smoking 5 bowls of fine herb, even i would sound smarter than that.

[flandersfails]

maybe he's just quirky...

[theplaidmonkey]

@flandersfails haha no he's oh so very faded... this is how i get . ahahaha

[Seanwashere6]

omg i agree with this guyh so much stoned

[mojogough]

This guy owns. I'm gonna watch the other one too!

[deertag]

He's not stoned...He's an average liberal, I bet he'll be obamas head advisor soon.

[countpopethe3rd]

@deertag dumbass

[testingDEATH]

OH MY GOD. HE IS SOOOOOOOO STONED. WHAT EVEN.

[PowerFlower101]

Its very Funny !!!^^ yeahh

[maaya111mk]

I dropped my spoon at 2:02

[lameduckg]

@maaya111mk

[DJRedro]

i could listen to him for hours lol

[IrishLebaneseBeast]

what is he supposed to be teaching?

[ag007700]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

[ktlin91]

if you are too old to breath, you are too old for weed.

[shoesfordancing]

this is so funny to watch when drunk

[con916]

How do you know he actually smoked? Maybe he's just like that

[jonsamuthafucka]

wasnt there some dude that rode farther than paul revere? i think his name was israel bissel or something like that.

[jinx2black]

this is why professors should smoke allot of weed... but not before lecture.

[McLovinJon]

why are so many of you saying that this guy doesn't know anything? he's just really high! i mean, it looks like he at least knows what he's talking about; "memory lapses" don't make you stupid.

[kensmdad]

Your typical liberal PC professor who doesn't really know or teach anything. Everyone probably got A's because he didn't want to offend anyone.

[tetsusaigaiy]

this is so sad an painful to watch

...where's the music?

[fatfukkerify]

i want to go smoking with that guy!

[DiabolicalAngel]

@fatfukkerify Oh Man me too..I'd laugh myself skinny.

[BerPC96]

200 bucks hes got tenure I find this entertaining as hell, he was a silversmith..

[drsnapple]

This guys just your average liberal

[idiotequeiceage]

That guy was fried.

[andreaiscoolyeah]

he went from boston to dillards!!!!! lmao!!!! hes awesome..... lol

[blufkin25]

I'm surprised the students aren't losing it. I would be cracking up.

[sauceykat]

Although he seems like a really cool guy I'd like to have a beer with (or whatever lol), I can understand why some students complained when they are paying to be educated and have to write an exam, etc. and their teacher is totally incoherent and, if he is indeed drunk/high, very unprofessional.

[skinnyman1423]

this guy is great i wish i had a teacher like this

[heykariann3]

business and management....

this is what the quality of college education has come to in america.....yet they keep raising the cost for tuition...i'm all for legalizing pot, but just like drinking, if you've got responsibilities you have to prioritize.....this must have been some amazing stuff tho

[MantraD313]

i wonder what course this was.

well as much as i LOVE weed and all the wonderful things it does for people, ya shouldn't get too high to teach a course because obviously here he's just telling little whimsical stories which or more for conversation.

you should just get a LITTLE stoned. ;)

[weaselidiotu]

poor guy got fired cause of this... so pot really IS bad for you...

[maninahole]

lmao 7:13 "you know what i'm talking about"

People are nodding but they don't have a fucking clue what hes talking about lol

[oommggzz]

you couldnt pay me to watch a lecture on youtube in my free time... but this guy is captivating as fuck and that makes him an awesome teacher.

[ender12212012]

holy shit he is absolutley retarded

[edthewave]

@ender12212012 He's probably smarter than you, considering that he probably has a Ph.D. to teach in most universities.

[jslinko]

bolabadadumpdump!

[tornadoslaye]

This guy is the best i wish all my teacher were like this.

[JackyRowe]

and what is the story of the midnight ride of paul revere? AND I HAVE AN EXCUSE for not knowing it, coz i live in wales, so there

[DjMurphy303]

OH MY GOD! WHY HE IS ON ACID TRIP??

[edthewave]

@DjMurphy303 He's probably on the mary jane...not acid.

[JackyRowe]

what is he teaching though?

[gothamjoker1]

lol at 1:42. out of nowhere 'boston is a great city!"

[ilykepoooop]

da fuuuuu?

[yungtwistproduction]

lmfao

[sammythecrab1]

wonder if he got fired for that?