Gym Membership

[ThatGamerboi]

Human logic "I am willing to do anything to lose weight except exercise and eat healthy."

[Multikillz151]

LOL you actually have to go to the gym xD

[vincentscb]

0:34 AAAAAAAAHHHH MY EYES! MY EYES! TAKE IT AWAY! PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY!!!!

0:40 :)

[Melopeed]

Awesomeness!

[LaneWalkerz]

hahahah

this is GREAT

[unholyimage]

That would not........ be allowed. Excellent comedic timing.

[jerbarsim]

best youtube channel ever

[afroninja515]

he has weird nipples.

[AirFreshener27]

Odd. Orgasming while lifting weights is perfectly acceptable in my gym. Must be some weird British thing. 

[PTphoenixUK]

@AirFreshener27 Or in the showers or in the sauna, yes, most British gyms allow that, and you hardly find females in most fo them. Weird.

[rapidsharepremiums]

watch?v=l4nvhmFeg0Q

[bluemune2]

sometimes ,,as of late I feel like Gramm

[holydamn5]

RIP SOMEGREYBLOKE

[2011Scarecrow]

@holydamn5 ???

[MeracusAssis]

@keopsreq <--- Fact I now agree with through experience.

[evpointfinder]

I didnt know I would actually have to go there and work out....LMAO! You are crazy! ;o)

[Xela2213]

are his pupils dilated?

[brandoniles]

"I tried to eat healthy...  ... I like Bacon"

[whisperinglover2]

are you sure you angry you dont seem angry you seem calm XD

[spinemelter2000]

I'm as unmotivated as he is. I think going to the gym and reading the newspaper regularly are two of the most difficult habits to get into. I've never mastered them. I can't even come close. People who do those things have a lot of discipline.

[Ruzlier]

i have one but can never go.. eh:(

[Ginieczka]

0:36 Eeeewwww!!!

[OLIVER949OC2]

lol

[EmmerzColor]

god that body is hot...

[bleeduss]

Debating religion with religious person is like debating french history with a loony who thinks he's Napoleon. Whatever whys, whens or ifs you agree on - in his mind he is still Napoleon; he was there when it happened!

[ibromgs]

@bleeduss thats complete nonsense, you can talk logically, i assume you are an atheist thats y u r talking lyk dis, anyway, did u create urself?

[bleeduss]

@ibromgs No, I did not create myself - my father and mother did. And please, learn to write - language is not something you should rape and abuse.

[ibromgs]

@bleeduss m not an atheist, i just think its so naive of some people to think this whole life happened without a creator, everything that has a beginning has an end, READ THE QURAN FOR FURTHER INQUIRY!

[bleeduss]

@ibromgs Actually YOU are naive - people told you that there's a god and you believed them.

I read some of qur'an and laughed my ass off (though bible was even funnier). I was also offended by how that book treats women and nonbelievers, but hey - then I just stopped reading.

So I urge you to read something else than some old book written by bezillion people (yes, mortal people wrote that book. Every book actually.) - something like human sexual reproduction or some primer on evolution.

[7vitaman]

I am 65 with a rock solid mid section. 3-4 times a week for the last 40 years, I have pumped iron,, in the gym... workouts last about an hour, including 12-15 mins of INTENSE cardio (skip rope, punching bag, etc) and I have no regrets. 12% body fat and 120/82 blood pressure. $35 a month for membership. Cheap when you consider the results... nothing works better if you want to lose FAT

[Drahgoon]

hillarious

[hollowshadow1544]

LMFAO!! A PIC IN DA BATHROOM HAHAHA

[YutaBaby07]

Do better. :D

[Pashazgv]

i'd totally do him, and i'm usually straight! damn

[Mannykeri]

I try to eat healthfully.... I LIKE BACON ...!! hahahaha

[mcbac508]

body at 0:21 is not that fit. Don't use weight machines, lift. And you'll get alot more of the pleasing kind of exertion if you indulge in the hard kind.

[Erdrickgr]

lol@ wanting to have the body of a twig

[MrConredsX]

haha Graham is captain Obvious from Whose That line anyway

[delam416]

lol

[Petrhrabal]

im quite angry.... and stares :DDDD

[Emrald70]

it probably takes years of working out as many hours as a full time job to get a body like that

[TheTilly65]

This is brilliant.love somegrey bloke.Keep up the good work.

[a4d2d0]

your not doing it right

[VisionaryPublishers]

This is some funny stuff...love it. This is actually how most people think...silly as it seems. Most people, who start working out usually quit within the first six months after joining the gym or health club. Our Gym Membership Success Manual can help get and keep you motivated to finish what you started for in the first place. After all, most of us are just "average people", trying to improve through physical fitness and need all the help we can get.

[WafflesAndPancakesx3]

Captions fail! xDD

[LoqueTheBoss]

This vid has 10 times the views than the others, featuring videos is super effective O.o

[PikaJess123]

@LoqueTheBoss super affective is a poemon saying

[MindenRose95]

LMAO!!! HES ONE FUNNY GUY!

[supergenius1994]

just masturbate while excercising, problem solved XD

[shortmotions]

hahahahaha turn on the subtitles lol

[negativelypostive]

@shortmotions #LOL none of the subtitles make sense (:

[shortmotions]

@negativelypostive i know lol hha #WTF

[boynamedsu18]

Sue the gym, goddamnit. They should have said upfront that you needed to exercise.

[WhamPopDuo]

I try to eat healthily...I like bacon.

LOL!

[IQuiteLikeTheQueen]

ha ha ha :L

[TimesNuRoman]

i wish i had a british accent

[ralphinio4]

You can have mine mate, I'm sick of it!

[homerbear46]

@TimesNuRoman

I'll sell you the rights to mine if you want, I really need a lot of money fast.

[321MaZa123]

@TimesNuRoman you are not serious....

[dildodill13]

@TimesNuRoman yeah because american accents are soo easy to do.

[Byron10301]

Not all British blokes talk like this dude, he is bloody awesome!

[3eneboy]

but yeah, i try to eat healthily.... c'z i eat bacon :L lol cReaSe!!! :L

[NubTart]

you don't seem angry, lmao.

[Gigavore]

this guy has a cool voice

[albeanmagz19]

its funi when he stops and looks in the monitor for a while

[MrWisePete]

yeah he probably got that technique from family guy.

[juntaovond]

i like the part where he's looking in the mirror..lol

[JokingYT]

'I don't like physical exurscion... unless it ends in an orgasm' lol

[hamadagdaisat]

I like your words...

LMAO.....

[yeah4square]

@JokingYT Exertion*

[cotterj99]

Hilarious. I love monologues like these and this one is one the best I have seen. I can see why it has got so many views.

[wisdumcube]

hahaha

[KrysisKore93]

cant wait forn gym tomorrow !

[leeps291]

your comical timeing is exalent

[ncfwhitetigress]

Agreed.

[samcoe89]

Your spelling is terable

[Wolf1is1MY1handle]

terrible?

[leeps291]

your telling me?

[samcoe89]

It was a joke.... I guess irony is lost on the internet... sigh

[leeps291]

oh lol i get it now. yes irony never works on the net

[sadoldfucker]

Fucking brilliant.

Keep it up mate, i'm subscribing.

[downtowndrinker08]

thats awesome

[jamesmct01]

and rohan...

[jamesmct01]

hey josiah!

[hereithink]

LMAO!!!! I love this one.

[guidovg]

"I like bacon". lol...I love that bit, lol

[cesarEMVZ]

omg, god dmn genious!!!

[bluetictac]

Hey Grey, is that your actual voice, or are you putting one on? ;)

[frickstick07]

"he said i had to actually turn up every day and use the weights, and if id known that i wouldnt have bothered"

brilliant

[bonds911]

ahah orgasmn is the only phisical activity jhe likss

[LeonDGM]

Learn to appreciate subtlety my friend.

[Octavian706]

This is very FUNNY

[tinarett]

Love it, great concept!

[yethboth]

Brilliant! Please keep these videos coming.

:)

[Nopiw]

lmao

[pussinboots896]

lol

[MysticWhizz]

lol this is genious, love it like i love The Office

[TalibanSam2011]

Dry British Humour (Y)

[rocksoliddude1]

i should join the gym, used to be fit but now getting like greybloke. cool video

[Sentinen]

hhahaha

[xLivxLovesxRonnyx]

I really like these videos lol ^_^

[PFWoody488]

"but that would not.........be allowed" HaHaHaHa!

[buciok]

lol  that was actually pretty funny

[csi1112]

The fast show was really good aswell. :P

[kraftsportNO]

i love you!

[RedDevill008]

Look if you dont like the guy dont watch it or comment on it.Just go back to SpongeBob SquarePants.Or is that to grown up for u???

[phlabfinagin]

damn, this guy is so boring!

thats whats making it pretty good

[schizerbone]

What? This guy is boring??

[phlabfinagin]

well, hes got a boring tone thats all, like the description says.

[AlexDCl]

I joined the gym just this week at 18.

[MrFriend123]

Well done!

[strawberrybang]

I like bacon...

[darkmarkrammstein]

hard physical excursion every day the moment i wake up so i can cope with graham

[T0mm3n]

Thats a pretty scrawny body to be honest, should set goals a bit higher lol

[Dall5000]

0:36

Anyone who has ever been on a fitness forum should laugh.

[ApesHaveNoTails]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Obligation fulfilled.

[adeleseybobs13]

aw this is brilliant :D:L xxx

[tomanere]

i like bacon :):)

[Jdeadevil]

I second that.

[KnockOffNigell]

dont pussy out and eat like a girl, eat what you want. turn the fat into muscle. dont be a cardio gay, do some weights. but eat lots of protein.

[yuriyaoilove13]

has anyone noticed that his head is shaped like a penis?

[jonburton2000]

simon0, you need to do cardiovascular exercise like running and swimming and cycling... stuff that gets ur heart beating real fast and really tires you out, you probably have big muscles that are just hidden.

and stay off the pies

[Simon0]

yah i do some excercise. not enough though.

[Askitaka]

wow that body he wants looks exactly like mine...

Cool.

[JessicaSuperstr]

you my man are an amazing i love this stuff i am subcribing now!!!

[simo600]

dyin of laughter at the picture, hillarious.

[AdoreWasAmazing]

LOL, unless it ends with an orgasm.

[AnastasiaLea666]

i quite like bacon too! :)

[mahatmashandi]

partner partner partner!!!

[Edgez360]

your probably doing the wrong type of workout simon0. there are workouts for increasing the size of your muscles and workouts for increasing the strength of your muscles. of course both workouts have elements of each in them but one would be more effective than the other.

[Simon0]

thats news to me i thought they were the same thing! thansk for reply.

[Simon0]

ON A SERIOUS NOTE..

I went to the gym abotu 3 times a week for 6 months and noticed no difference. dunno if i was doing the wrong program or what, but there was no changei n how my body looked. Although i could lift heavier weights than when i started.

it might be cause i am overweight so you cant actually see if the muscles have grown. thats a possibility.

[TheEmowithsunglasses]

DIET what you eat is what you need to change you can eat healthy for three months sttraight and lose weight without even working out

[Simon0]

ok thanks for the reply. im not that great with diets. I can lose weight but tend to put it on later on. (i find it hard to keep it off) but that might be the reason.

[WhatYouNowKnow]

@Simon0 hey man, two years on how are you going? I just lost 18 kgs in 3 weeks and 4 days

[Simon0]

@WhatYouNowKnow erm.. hang on. isnt that about 40 pounds? That is a RIDICULOUSLY fast weight loss. You must have eaten virtually nothing.

Anyway congrats! My weight is doing ok. I lost quite a lot then put on a bit again but i am happy. The trend is generally down.

[WhatYouNowKnow]

@Simon0 na man, I just cut off all fats a sugars, and replaced them with the good respective types, i.e fruit, meats, white meats, take the skin of chicken and the weight drops off in no time. I am always full, anyways thats good to hear ! keep up the effort

[freefrodofromfrance]

don't like physical exersion that doesn't end in an orgasm which in the gym i wouldn't have thought was alowed ! hilarious

[DefinatelyYes]

Hahhhahh,so true!! :D No,really... I have a gym membership and the last time I went there was three months ago... Damn,I'm lazy...

[callyh91]

i love this guy

[Soviet7799]

HAHAHA!

[chocolatefuckingmilk]

i say, old chap, that's a rather phallic head you've got there

[geminiwiles]

I love somegreybloke lol

[totallytomboy2007]

lol!!!! im eatin bacon too hehe xx

[ldu03154]

hahahaha brill

[monkey37461]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[dawgkiller]

brilliant "i try to eat healtheley, I like bacon" priceless !!

[taragolden]

it would not be allowed! very funny

[thekodakgirl]

LMFAO this guys hilarious

dont worry, with ur sense of humour im sure a lot of girls would be all over you man ;)

[WendysART]

"BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!1"..... Is the only appropriate reaction to this.

Oh godlyness, I knew a girl just like that... but it was the boyfriend who paid for it (after she cried to him for weeks about how she wanted to get a nice body) 12 months past, membership expired, $200 later... she hadn't shown up once.

[dogs4lifeluvem]

omg how can she do that, if i could afford a membership id be down there everyday lol

[screambio84]

It sort of sums up my gym experience.

[dervish2173]

it's not your fault graham, not many people know you have to work out to get a fit body. I bet alot of people thought youonly have to pay for gym member ship. sooo.. don't worry. least you can do mysti mayhem.

[jdmchoes92]

orgasms and one green eye and one blue haha

[Behrooozi]

You look perfect to me greybloke :)

[Spoons4evr]

He sounds like someone from aardman.

[jonezy208]

lmfao

[123Rae123]

hahaha 1:00 like every man

haha o.j =P

[dervish2173]

He "somehow" got the impression u can't end with an orgasm in the gym. haha!

[Gigatone22]

lmao haha sigh....

[eagledude4]

Lol, I love these videos, keep it up.

[kGkuxwabekuc]

hahahahahahaha

[midprod]

hahahahahahaha!!!

[Dread1393]

i love working out

[RobZombieIsAGod]

me2 its hard but you pull through and it pays off

[Simon0]

i need help wtih my working out! I have ben going for 6 months and my body hasnt changed at all! i dont know if i am doing it wrong. Do you need to keep on changing your work out? Cause i tend to stick to the same plan each week.