Nostalgia Critic - Care Bears TRILOGY

[Quadrenaro]

I want to see The Evil Wizard vs Discord death battle

[Quadrenaro]

19:09 they let Colgate drive the boat?

[megakillerx]

Care bears> My little pony Period!

[rapadash0]

if those baby's werent care bears, how did they get the signal on the stomach?

[colmustard42]

@DrTheKay If that is the case, why did you take time out of your day to watch an hour long video of him AND comment on it?

[Mitsukihiroshi32]

@DrTheKay don't be an assfuck. You think you can do better, I dare you to try. If you can't, then STFU please cuz no one likes a hater

[Mitsukihiroshi32]

When life gives you skittles.....throw them at other people and scream "TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW!"

[gameboycolor47]

Alice sounds like the yonger sister of the voice actor for Tara from teen titans

[DrTheKay]

Nostalgia critic is so not funny, hes like these movies, when you are a prebuscesent teen u think hes funny then you realise hes a fucking wannabe

[robertsfunny1995]

Roger Ebert was wrong, this NC movie doesn't suck.

[ratcrazy]

Am I the only one that thought the Darkheart sounded creepy when he said: No matter where you go, I will find you.

My stalker alarm was going off > >' Plus he wants to do Christy.

[weegee111]

A song about hats?

Quickly make a tf2 video!

[weegee111]

I SEE A BEE ON---

SHUT UP

[ilovetoparty1]

pickled beats???? ooooooohhhhohhhh....

[Theaterman527]

TAKE YOUR MEDS!!!!!! LOLZ!!!

[AuraLucario7]

23:33 Does anyone else notice that weird ass thng with the bliniking eyes?

[chocolatefountain95]

Nicholas is wearing Matt Smith's outfit

[SomeoneYouMayKnow]

he should see the new Carebear shit that's out!

[rapadash0]

anybody else want the evil book in the first movie to say *where did you learn to fly*

[crazyraichu02]

7:30 hey im not that evil.........just slightly

[robertsfunny1995]

To be fair, they never said that Darkheart and Christy used the same tactic to capture them, maybe they did something else.

[animationdude56]

Is it just me or does Nicholas look like a blonde 11th Doctor without his tweed jacket on?

[Crazyhardcoredude1]

11:34 haha ill steal form my parents for that penguin

[VirtualBoy500]

Despite that weird filler scene at the end of Care Bears II and the slow, slow credits, the movie only clocks out at 76 minutes. That's.....lame.

[VirtualBoy500]

Even though these movies may be awful, I do kind of appreciate their existence as these are some of my favorite episodes of the Nostalgia Critic, with a hundred great jokes.

[gaararox1108]

0 motherfuckers didn't taste the holy rainbow of awesomeness... wait.

[madehart]

@gaararox1108 out of all these over used comments....this is the only only that made me laugh...

[robertsfunny1995]

Another possible subconcious message is how darkheart turns good in the end, making the lord of all evil seem more innocent.

[robertsfunny1995]

They forgot to point out that in the end of care bears 2, darkheart turns good, clearly trying to make people think that the devil can be befriended.

[robertsfunny1995]

Roger Ebert was wrong, this movie doesn't suck.

[TLSoulDude]

Well, break out the peppermint schnapps.

[yingyanggamer]

What's up with all the Twilight jokes? I mean, I can understand him making a few throughout all his reviews, but these seem to be the ones where he makes them the most.

[thedarknight307]

That Key being replicated reminds me of when they copied Galvatron's sword in a Tranformer's animated series I used to watch.

[kirbystarwarior]

He said elephant at one point. Why didn't that face show up?

[mrGlitch2000]

@kirbystarwarior

I think this was before the actual joke itself.

[hiamecola]

lol sleeping mexican 0:46:46

[hiamecola]

>I honestly like the carebears song, IDK y? It's catchy and gets stuck in my head

[CristianApostol]

thumbs up if you watched this while drunk

[Goldendriger]

The rabbit from Alice in Wonderland needs help from the Carebears? Why? He's a 20th level monk!

[Firestar4041]

TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOWS BITCHES!!!!

[dnmstarsi]

i'd replace the headless jenova or mako creature in ff7 with the wizard's scary face

[frost3dcupcak3s]

;w; I CARE~

[1Darkmatter64]

11:37

BURGER KING Y U NO SHOW UP????

[TheM1D93T]

I don't CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[maneoj46]

ha he crapped his pants

[ztslovebird]

Is the bear guardian the boy, or is the horse guardian the boy? I can't tell.

[ztslovebird]

To me, I thought Satan-Sage was trying to use the "We Care" scene in Care Bears Movie II to tell kids that, if you cause someone to be terribly injured, use the power of love to heal them instead of doing something silly like telling an adult or calling 9-1-1 or getting your cool discreet cousin to drive you and your dying friend to the hospital.

[dnmstarsi]

@IceTenjho11 braveheart should be failheart

[crazyviewer109]

THIS IS NOT OVAH, BEARS!!

[awinterwonder]

59:40 "Hey Look It's DARK-HEART!!!"

[IceTenjho11]

12:04 Wow.......fail

[Tyleralt117]

2:50 the reason you are here

[krazyzark]

06:19 Where did you learn to fly?

[DeadManWalking49]

He should've used the "Space between spaces" line from Indy 4 on the "somewhere between here, and Earth.

[h126the3rd]

PICKLED BEETS? *Feels wierd*

[eponinetorinoko]

I agree on the stalkers thing tho xP

[TheDarthPineapple]

23:30 It blinks...

[Scotttjt]

I have to admit... I liked this version Cheshire Cat. No idea why, though. O_o

[TheFhqwhgads2]

Allow me to rephrase my last question. Do you think you can make The Secret Of Nimh Double Feature? He included the first episode in the Top 11 Underated Classics. You can show the sequel and then that. Let me know what you think! ;)

[jb111082]

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[redLuigi11]

wait Bennett The Sage is the devil

[findTHEawesome]

85 people are AWESOME!

[yingyanggamer]

Ebert was wrong, this movie doesn't suck.

[Samalamalamdam]

YouTube commenters! Perfect.

[Avatarass]

Hey, Isnt the Santa played by the Nerd?

[UltimateStarky]

@Avatarass No, Santa Christ's being played by Doug's brother.

[Avatarass]

didnt the Rugrats have a spoof episode of this gay piece of shit...

[greatgold1]

screw twilight

[ryannator1000]

Was that the star wars theme on the star trek style opening

[WuShuMoo]

@ryannator1000 No, that was the Star Trek theme

[captainblue150]

11:30 cozyheart penguin. steal FORM your parents.

douchey mcknitpick is going to have a field day.

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

"Escape the giant beast."

And then the animator had a heart attack!

[DirectoRap]

"God hates you, and he shows it with Care Bears."

That one line sums up all 3 of these movies. PERFECTLY.

[ThePoketeers]

What are names of the Racoon and the Elephant.

[sakonaga1]

@ThePoketeers Best Guess:

Racoon Bear and Elephant Bear

[Douloug]

@sakonaga1 Its probably something like Rainbow Raccoon and Elementary Elephant.

IDK.

[PathOfJioFreed]

@ThePoketeers Bright Heart Raccoon and Noble Heart Elephant. ...I used to have the plushies when I was 5. -_-

[SonicRyan1992]

if it's of any comfort to the Critic, apparently he was right about Swiftheart Rabbit being a dude, apparently it's mostly in the third film where he becomes a she.

[SonicRyan1992]

is it weird that Braveheart Lion and Grumpy Bear are about to give me a reason to watch Care Bears?

[TheHeavymetaljoe]

does anyone else think that the Cheshire cat sound like three dog from fallout 3

[nanalinda4]

heres my thoughts the face in the book was the wife of the clown from it and their son was tom riddle .

[shadowfox1383]

@nanalinda4 Good point, but judging from the writings in the book and being her face is green it's believed that she's the Norse God Of The Night Loki. Loki in Norse mythology was said to be a shapeshifter. That's why it took in a form of something more appealing like a woman's face.

[mitalca35]

1:02:56 - THIS MOVIE SUCKS!

[mitalca35]

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!!

[xX99SilentShadowsXx]

This is making me want to eat some lucky charms

[SNESguy1992]

38:06 SUPER METROID ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( huff huff huff huff) Sorry, it's my favorite game for beyond eternity and infinity! Yeah it's that good!

[meatballguy1]

33:46 Oh, I'll help you alright. (Cocks gun). It's showtime.

[Frieza1500]

Thanks god I was never into this stupid show. I feel kind of embarassed watching this but NC can make me watch anything I guess cause he is just that funny.

[zred99]

oh my GAWD!!!!! 1 WHOLE HOUR OF NOSTALGIA CRITIC, AM I HIGH, OR AM I IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!

[Tenkagethewise]

@zred99 You're high while on a cloud

[BodhiGamer]

My dad wouldn't let me watch this when I was a kid. He said it was Satanic.

I kinda see why now.

[shadowboy8456]

how did nick know about the parts he wasent there for?

[awwq89]

"Aaarrrrghhhh!", "Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", "NOT!, "Aaarrrrghhhh!", "Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", "NOT!", "Aaarrrrghhhh!", "Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", "NOT!", "Aaarrrrghhhh!", "Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", "NOT!"

[rockPanties69]

'what could be worse than a giant evil tree?' ' idon't know; how about TWO giant evil trees?'

[KingManOld]

HA HA STUPID YOUTUBE COMMENTERS..............wait

[ThePspdog98]

thank you sooooooooooooooo much for making these compiliations.... burned off a couple hundred hours watching these

[Bobzeaux]

3:05 - They spot two children who have (you guessed it) stopped caring.

watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

[SkittleE275]

29:13

[Applemask]

There was a Care Bears comic once, and I swear it was my sister's and I only read it on a long and boring car ride, called "The Lunchback of Notre Dame", in which three interchangeable teddy bears go to Paris and meet a guy who's bitter because someone took his lunch. Luckily, the Care Bears manage to get it back. What I'm saying is, they should have adapted that into a movie instead of any of the three they did make.

[Applemask]

@Applemask Actually, I just remembered that the first story in that issue was "The Ninja Bread Man" about a gingerbread man made to look like a ninja who's brought to life by No-Heart to go ninja on the Care Bears. They should have just hired the comic writers to write the movie.

[AceAttorny]

so nicholas married his sister?

[MDthornton83]

You forgot one more thing; could Brave Heart Lion be related to the lion from the Wizard of Oz?

[mjhartman1986]

3:31

[LilacElf8582]

"I haven't seen a book this in touch with evil since 'Twilight'."

Brilliant!

[hiraikotsuember]

Holy shit, Christy is voiced by Cree Summer!

[Kingshadowac]

Sage is awesome.

[yuseeme90]

So Checker's isn't the first one to invent rap cat.

[CylindricalWhistle]

Dark Heart is my favorite character in the Care Bears movies.

Granted, I'm not sure that really means very much.

[mjhartman1986]

31:00

DAAHHHHHK HHEEAAARRRRT!!!!!!

[CaptainAshSpearow]

20:11 Red Gyarados?

21:00 Starfy?

[JoeyVoicesProduction]

what I don't get is why don't people place the direct link to the Nostalgia Critic's videos page, instead of posting a link to Douglas Walker's videos

[vikingdrizzit]

oh yea, and 3:523, i wonder if there was an alternate ending for if the children started cahnting "kill her! kill her! kill her!"

[vikingdrizzit]

dont lose that key or we will all die!

opps i lost it

its okay, i can make another for no thoroughly explored reason

[Sonic62920]

15:30, Haw Haw, Nelson Muntz....... You're an asshole

[Sonic62920]

14:17, Judge DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­M!!!!

[Sonic62920]

Pause at 1:13, the kid is lookin' at you funny

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Eating out an evil malevolent female book? Ah, fuck it, I'm game.

[breaksystembse]

Little Girl: "DAD! I JUST GOT HOME FROM WONDERLAND WHERE AN EVIL WIZARD TRIED TO TAKEOVER, BUT SOME BEARS HELP ME SAVE THE PRINCESS AND MAKE SOME FLOWERS BLOOM!"

Father: "TAKE YOUR MEDS!"

xD

[duke86fan]

THESE MOVIES SUCK

[Th3ba1r0n]

Mel Gibson should have been Braveheart in this movie.

>:3

[Lucios1995]

Nice "movie" for a saturday :P

[Alchymyst02]

Loved your reference to one of the best cult films ever made...Army of Darkness.

[TheZ23inator]

did any1 else see the "Tunnel of Hate"????

[womboful]

that creepy face in the book reminds me of that disturbing green face in the atari jaguar game cybermorph.

[FireFlames56]

57:14

SOMEBODY plays to much Team Fortress 2

[FireFlames56]

52:10 Huh sounds like TF2

[Lolzygag]

PICKLED BEETS?

[keniakittykat]

Swift heart rabbit:

Blue female anthropomorphic animal obsessed with speed and symbol that matches her name.

Rainbow dash:

Blue female anthropomorphic animal obsessed with speed and symbol that matches her name.

[JadedTimberwolf]

....Oh My God they turned Roudolph the red-nosed reindeer into a bear. :/

[Guigley]

59:58 Pig Power!

[littlechefrulez]

That one carebear from the second one, the caregiver whatever, looks like the colour of a Juicy Fruit. :3

[sweetheartpinky]

I saw the more abortions thing as more babies more care bears. that would be torture

[ackbarfan5556]

That was ok but it was no PINK POWER IN THE HOUSE!

[whostheman6]

30:59

DAAHHHK HEEAAARRRRT!!!

[Iguy005]

TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKER !!!1 XD What a epic line

[ackbarfan5556]

JUDAS! LOL

[ackbarfan5556]

OH NO HE TURNED US IN TO YOUTUBE COMMENTERS!

Wait are we not chating on youtube right?

MOTHER(BLEEP)ER!

[ackbarfan5556]

This is funny as hell

[dolphincrescent54]

5:43 how did tenderheart get back to carealot, and how did the critic didn't notice it?

[TheKhfreak2]

During the second review when "the devil" comes in, I hear music and it sounds like night on bald mountain, am I correct

[imewtwo]

0:09:54 MY EARS! O.O

[dials 911]

911 operator: Hello?

Me:IM WATCHING CARE BEARS! HELP ME!!!

[sound of sirens on the horizon]

[skullandswords]

I never thought i'd see care bears and evil dead in the same video.

[JonathanHallShow]

This is th Necronomicon. What are you wearing?

[fred0022331]

at the bottom of the fountain at 39:12 just saw the actual movies all in a row lol

[BethGoth15]

The Care Bears *creepy grin*

[MoltenFlameDragon]

DAAARKHEEEAAAART

[SonicRyan1992]

i bet if we cut out the musical parts, the first movie would be good for kids between 1 - 6. it's not like kid would want to sit for 90 minutes anyway.

[luciaaguilar2011]

The Care Bear Movie 00:08

Look! I see a bee on friend bear's nose.

Care Bear Movie 2 17:40

Time for a game of disappear bear.

Care Bear in Wonderland 42:28

I just not spieral.

[drewski4u]

is it me or is grumpy bear similiar to winnie the pooh because both can be worried about breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

[RocaDeearCenjar]

Its you.

[starboy35tcoos]

@drewski4u He must be related to Winnie the pooh then.

[AnubisWatcher321]

12:49 LMFAO