Guy vs.Turkey

[scorpio594]

I, for one, welcome our new turkey overlords.

[The0riginalGangsta]

@20111juani i'm sorry, because i'm not black...

yeaaaaaah it's so gangsta, when you start to fight with harmless domesticated animals and then run, because they want to kill you

[TheKevinTrinh]

All hail our supreme turkey overlords.

[Xmaggot93X]

I need to visit Russia someday.

[GreatBritishGamers]

epic turkey win

[sqion]

stupid russian punks...

[Mrjarrett1]

@aonixer6 Only you can make a joke that lame!

[EarthCyclop]

0:34 Flying kick!

[asascujevic]

In Soviet Russia turkey eats your for thanksgiving :D

[PRgamer666]

turkeys are ugly :O

[BlackCatLP]

So... i guess those chickens in the zelda games come from soviet russia too, eh?

[bretz623]

A RUSSIAN SPY CRAB!?

[Serckep]

@The0riginalGangsta you are so fucking retarded that even cant get the point of the video

hahahha, I really feel sorry for you, really, I'm not joking, your IQ must be below 80 or so

[The0riginalGangsta]

@Serckep yeah i'm dumb because i can't understand why some drunk russian men are fighting with a turkey, you're right dude my IQ is -10, just because i would kick the turkey if it attacked me...

go fuck yourself, i won't answer to your next comment if you will be that stupid to answer me.

[ShionElPendulum]

los amo a todos, paz y amor

[kowalityjesus]

that is SO CUTE omg

[GreekPiranha]

falcon kick... or better say turkey kick!!! :P

[kokos86boom]

in soviet russia turkey stuffs you for christmas

[lawrencevo]

Pokemon in real life

[Teemaino]

he gotta lowkick

[TravisFoShoBohr]

No animals were hurt in the making of this video .. humans on the other hand..

[XxXMagistraXxX]

Do not turn your back to a dominant turkey during the mating season. Dwight would have known better!

[MrIhaveacat]

oh god, they made it turn red... Quick Run Into A Building!!!

[frogkill45]

0:34 Turkey used Peck..... Its Super Effective

[HUGEturtleNUTZ]

Running like a lil bitch

[TheDeathSphere]

Where's FPS Russia when you need him?

[TheFaithArtist]

Velociraptor strikes again...

[vinggert]

0:35 COMBO BREAKER!

[Tiasmatic]

...meanwhile in russia

[carlosprse]

puto subnormal



[HonestJack]

Where is this, District 9?

[TeckTonikDanCe100]

hahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahah­a xDDDDD

[Godifri]

I laughted so hard when the other guy climbed in panic to escape the turkey

[rennises06]

is that fps russia

[JordanIzNinja]

HADOUKEN!

[xKalphax]

the turkey was like YEAH!! WHO'S THE BITCH NOW

[ROhjklyuiop]

Spetsnaz training was supposed to be insanely severe.

[sladunkaAa]

russians are so strong....even turkeys can beat their drunk ass.

[DieInNovember]

@sladunkaAa, you are powerful in the Internet, but in real life i don't think you would even dare to talk with one of them.

[sladunkaAa]

@DieInNovember really?Okay i guess you know my personal life better than me :]..could you tell me what i had for lunch today i couldn't remember :/

[BayzaCristi]

In Sviet russia they are training the turteys to be soldiers XD

[TheElektryku]

Indyk go dziabnął ;D

[therealturner]

LOL i have to admit, the top comments make me laugh...

[GreedyArab]

is soviet russia turkey bake you

[thewolfmanx]

i wouldve laughed my ass off if it ripped his eye out or something

[Edge0fPain]

@thewolfmanx

WHOA! you are dark O.o

[MrJeade97]

Lada 121?



[TSinSLO438]

this should be called man abuses chicken then runs away like a pussy

[echoside190]

@TSinSLO438

I'd call it viewers can't tell the difference between turkeys and chickens.

[DigitalTransfer]

@TSinSLO438 It should be called 'obviously a joke'. Also, he didn't actually PUNCH the chicken IF he made contact at all.

[Pedestriankilla]

Turkey win?

[sharky0922]

4 russian vs 1 turkey, typical .. russians are biggest cowards ever

[gigakoulis]

GOD DAMMIT KID, DONT PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD !!!

[Mrphillyful]

Turkey:not this thanksgiviving punk ass muthafuka

[nazronerox]

Turkeys are mean SOB's

[KoniJTV]

Hole Country vs One Guy! Holy SHIT

[magniburn]

umad bro?

[bradalfk]

Lol i'm glad the turkey won, the guy was being a dick

[AkiraSRT9]

Guy 0 turkey 1, too funny

[PhilippRB31]

russians just dont give a fuck, do they?

[ForsakenMadMan]

In Soviet Russia, animals hunts U!

[noflexdont]

never give a animal your back.

[PureBreadFighter622]

in soviet russia...Turkey eats you

[jmobstfeld]

And down goes Frazier!

[patopacr]

chicken wins!

[TheXViralX]

Turkey wins...fatality!

[RedoWithOptimum]

Poor aniaml. I wondr who's beast around here.

[9Komando]

this is not turkey noob!

[holodock]

FIGHT! 

[RafalRekamy7]

In soviet russia brid kill you

[makinbacon855]

that was epic. i didnt realize turkeys were so UGLY

[KlinGisFTW]

In russia turkey kills u

[F4Wildcat]

Somebody make a TF2 dub out of this

[OneBacill]

1-0 to the bird.

[Roughnegg]

that turkes belongs to Chuck Norris

[gaumelito]

turkey WON thats a trained turkey xD

[testy462]

ROFL, got the shit slapped out of you by a turkey!

Why do I find it funny to watch someone talk to an animal while speaking very loudly in a foreign language?

[zero6682]

in russia turkey eat u 

[DLmusic913]

i lost faith in humanity 

[tpresident17]

fpsrussia is nothing without his gun

[kiro432]

Poor turkey need ti beat them asses

[LIGHTScope1]

In soviet russia, the turkey kills you.

[Pozzuu]

In soviet russia?

[Vitobet1500]

We can say

*put sunglases*

is no small feat

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH

[Torn80cj]

This is so funny, turkey gone to kick some tail.

[rayquezaEXD]

THIS NEEDS GUILE THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!

[kubkra]

ruskie cwele

[erikman5]

In soviet russia, Turkeys eat you!

[zimnynh]

Russian Redneck = Mużyk

[Error1404]

The turkey comes from a Polish: D: D:

[Brijanoslav]

russian rednecks...

[HDR4317edits]

In Soviet Russia....

[GlidingChiller]

In soivet russia, turkeys have humans for thanksgiving.

[cieplakupka]

@GlidingChiller In soviet russia, they don't have thanksgiving.

[KnugenJonas]

@GlidingChiller in soviet russia there isn't any thanksgiving...

[MrDimiMan]

@KnugenJonas obvoius troll is obvious

[06pag]

@GlidingChiller Why would there be a Thanksgiving in Russia and what's the difference between Soviet Russia and Non-Soviet Russia?

[The0riginalGangsta]

@06pag i don't know, some people started saying that in soviet russia everything is fucked up, so everyone are saying that too

[06pag]

@The0riginalGangsta Basically, Soviet Russia refers to a period in time when Russia was a part of SSSR (USSR). It's the same Russia, "Soviet" part refers to a time, and that time is in the past, so you can't use that as a part of a sentence in present time. And Thanksgiving is an American holiday which doesn't make sense in any other part of the world.

[trouts4]

through the whole video, one thought: he is going to die.

[zorcher1982]

It's ZERG from StarCraft ))

[b18c1tcivic90]

in Soviet Russia you do not eat bird, bird eats you!

[deraj1986]

lol from america

[SAIIHuNTeRII]

Chuck Norris's turkey .. nuff said !

[TheCrankOnez]

In soviet russia the turkeys are trained by Chuck Norris

[mamaligakiller]

@TheCrankOnez you mean "in soviet russia chuck norris is trained by turkeys"

[TheDavinatorW]

@mamaligakiller BLASPHEMY!

[grandeelfa]

@TheCrankOnez so chuck norris is trained by turkeys? D: you'll die in 3 .. 2 ..

[SiTnIcKiS]

@TheCrankOnez so Chuck Norris learned all skills from turkeys ? jerk

[Xmaggot93X]

@TheCrankOnez That wasn't even a soviet russia joke...

[soerens94]

@TheCrankOnez In soviet russia the turkeys train Chuck Norris

[joker5694]

@TheCrankOnez nahhh the turkeys trained chuck norris

[MrFa1996bi]

@TheCrankOnez hans sarpei (;

[TheJTHD]

you know ... in soviet russia turkey eats you ...

this video is the prove

[Attersee94]

in soviet russia

[RoflZ4]

FATALITY

[LegendKopper]

Translation at the beginning:

Why do you come to me?

Look, I have guests, go away now.

What? Do you want to fight?

...

What?? Ok now I will beat the shit out of you..

FIGHT!!!! :D

[nikkolei]

Russians are like the rednecks of Europe

[Rawbdog]

@nikkolei Especially since their country is mostly located inside Europe and not say... across half of Asia.

[nikkolei]

@Rawbdog yeah its like another continent for rednecks that speaks another language lol

[Rawbdog]

@nikkolei Exactly D:

[majiuzin]

K.O. Winner turkey !!!!! \o/

[ref0110]

0:08

「戦お～じゃん」

[Caggen218]

In Soviet Russia turkey stuffs you

[Gedankenherrscher]

TURKEY WINS

[MatteAKAKen]

not Guy vs. Turkey

its Russian vs. Turkey

its a whole diffrent thing

[64igeR]

0:34 is a fucking martial arts move, it does without training what bruce lee trained for years

[747Cristi]

hahaha



[FreeRunner97M]

in america, you kill turkey

in soviet russia, turkey kill you!

[WonderTracks]

Meanwhile back in Soviet Russia....

[teamkilloor]

turkey 1 : guy 0

[ChloeAnnamarie]

LOL!!! FYI thats the turkeys mate dance.... X'D

[SebCicles]

In soviet russia...........fuck, nvm -_-

[bigred808835]

Thats what they call a cock fight.

[Towndrunk26er]

Chuck Norris's Turkey

[killzone296]

in russia, turkey eat you.

[evilreaper45666]

Turkey RoundHouse kick at 00:35 lmao

[NoneNameAvailable]

So thats what russians do in their free time....

[kwonmiceder]

goble the fuck you goble

[flekkie22]

In Soviet Russia, Turkey fights you

[Macbruber]

@flekkie22 WHAT? i dont think we fught turkey's in USA

[F4Wildcat]

Somebody do a TF2 dub of this!

[MrBoomonyourface]

Falcon Punch Or i Should Say Turkey Punch :3

[GAMEMETAL666]

0:38 hahahahaha mlm

[kingblkdrgn8]

@SonQuitoxex haha fail dude you spelled soviet wrong

[mjmoore86]

Press 5 to see the turkey get punched in the face

[DonQuixotec]

In Sovjet Russia, turkey eats you. I just had to :(

[MacraStraba]

Meanwhile, in Russia...

[niceguy590]

0:34 KO!!!!

LOL

[Raidena5]

Rooster Teeth

[Runef12]

Rooster: Come at me bro!

[fusion632000]

TURKEY VS RUSSIA?.. xD



[LaughingTombstone]

lol did it just say "motherfuckers!" at the end?

[McSimplest]

Turkey:1 human:0

[rrrocha]

LOL

[TheLeftylol]

I honestly thought this guy would really starting punching the turkey... my view on Russians has to change

[SergioSource]

@TheLeftylol that's a start :)

[KennyyMc]

this is it

[manlyman6392]

turkey don't take no shit

[DDay12G]

Go turkey~ Go turkey~

[JoeBlackHDTV]

everybody's russian!

[yugyugyugyug]

I was waiting for him to lose an eye. Lucky idiot should know better than to fuck with animals, even if they are bred for food.

[MrRiggyRiggs]

guy 0 turkey 1

[MineThatCraft]

Not so tough now ..... fag.

[1imbAl33t]

pussys

[smellyfistoffury]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TURKEY FIGHTS BACK

[banckzy]

i would just fucking boot the thing lol

[lalaliam]

@banckzy and if i saw i would intern just fucking boot you

[SubEndub]

turkey - 1 unintelligent russian - 0