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[The123qwertyui]

10 thumbs up and I will do nothing.

50 thumbs up and I will do nothing.

100 thumbs up and I'll eat a sandwich.

200 thumbs up and I'll do nothing.

300 thumbs up and I'll do nothing.

500 thumbs up and I'll post this comment to another video.

[JoshDrawer1100]

water to the face

[DatRelibar]

gotta love ignorant males who only watch youtube cause their 13 and cant find real porn to jerk off too :[

[josheesaw]

@DatRelibar Troll on.

[DatRelibar]

@josheesaw I'm not a troll though, kinda sad you would try to imply that though. I mean, i'm just saying., most people can't get laid so they have to comment on youtube videos how they wanna fuck some chick..

[josheesaw]

@DatRelibar Oh, I thought you were referring to youtube viewers that don't comment. In your case, I agree. 

[MrFluggleston]

I'D SHAG THAT COFFEEE WORKER

[affilotueur]

Very good video ^^ !

[ManrajRSingh]

It freezes at 1:16?



[1zbossz]

her eyes have different colours one light green and one dark green

[WillumPovy]

how cliche...

[az09256]

aww isnt cute? xD

[Stakan1]

Wtf is this shit? Who would make this? Fkn waste of internet.

[chef123]

You could tell the coffee girl liked the guy when she put her arm on the guys shoulder. But that's my opinion.

[si1ly]

lets do the coffee shop keeper;P

[CodymanTV]

nice, ssubscribed!

[toshiroowns]

It's "Women" at 5:00 that makes us guys not want to be all chivalrous and good mannered.

I tried holding a door for this bitch, and all I got was a lecture, "Oh! So you think that just because I'm a woman that you don't think I can't open the door myself? Well let me tell you something mister! I am strong and independent, probably more so than your poorly raised ass."

I was just being polite...geez.

[crazyjames8]

at the end it sounded like *FAP FAP FAP FAP* when 'The' came up xD

[Deadlywhite]

heh funny. I liked the ending :)

[PandaAttackForce]

4:17 is a bitch on the spot

[Asakura9109]

Guys i know youve heard it all but here it is honest. There is No sure way to get a gril and there are no 2 girls the same. they are like finger prints. each one of them has her own quality style likes and dislikes. so please stop asking for advice on what to do. remember when you were a child and someone told you to be yoursself? well theres your answer, just be yourself. either she will like you or she wont.. and yes this is a guy telling you this. figured you guys wouldve learned this by now.

[xxxblankspotxxx]

lmfao her phone is a razor

[llButtersll]

And yet another good example as to why feminists are stuck up bitches. 4:55

[Cobrakay2003]

Ladies learn from this; don't be so fucking nice, just tell the guy you like him and that you want him to ask you out. MEN AREN'T COMPLICATED WE MEN DON'T KNOW SHIT, WE NEED WOMEN TO COME FORTH AND LEAD US. If not you're just gonna get dissapointed when you find out the most romantic thing we know is too watch sport while occasionally we throw a nice comment about your cleavage. How to get a man: Make him a huge steak dinner and show a boob or 2, congratulations, now you got a man.

[dickycecilove]

@Cobrakay2003 wow that's nice of you for respecting the ladies. and besides, i dont think that's true cuz guys only want the ones that they can't get. 

[Cobrakay2003]

@dickycecilove You shouldn't have taken that too seriously :) I adore women, have you any idea how much time and effort we put into trying to get you girls?

Some men do want what they can't have, personally I'm trying to seek out the qualities I want in a women. She must not be afraid to laugh out loud or get hyper on coka cola and do silly things with me, but she must still keep her feminine side. Looks do count to some degree of course (26years old and still abit shallow so excuse me).

[drphoenix69]

@killrforu na man, shes cute as.. i bet she fucks like a naughty librarian

[wutka1990]

1) the waiter is a n00b (and if that WOULD be a Luxury restaraunt he'd get kick-out after that ''stunt'' with the bottle,I wont even mention other things he did wrong) ; 2) the first girl is a d**k sucking w***e with definitely no future ; 3) the ending is sweeter that that 1st chicks coffee <3

[Dinocrap1101]

win

[Dines94]

Good or bad that i have the same computer as him?

[Zerot2009]

Coffe girl its ugly !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Dommind4u]

@Zerot2009 bullshit dude shes babein

[DarkWarfare772]

It's not him, it's her... Them. LOL, a little Coffee in her sugar. Lawl!

[DarkWarfare772]

@Kirohikaru Agree, Coffee Girl is cute. xD

[Disturbed4Eva10]

Ending was actually heart warming :]

[cmonbabeh]

nice shirt im wearing the same one but black..

[Remi1115]

I don't need this, i got like 3 girlfriends on WoW already.

[gamer5122]

@Remi1115 you mean 3 40 year old guys ? :X

[Remi1115]

@gamer5122

No.....

Maybe......

[owmygawd12]

@Remi1115 hahahaha

[sarah1995p]

Rly nice movie !!

[TheTigerfirepro]

good job man ;)  personally, i d choose the coffee girl right away ;D

nice job man. no other words than great

[Srjl]

I loved it. The entire script of this short film was really stunningly great! Amazing job all the way through... No more words... All out...

[SoulMurz]

girl woman and than owl face o.o

[Bryrida]

I thought it was going to be funny, it's like a really bad sitcom.

[AndrijaDota]

Happy end :)

[addyscuti]

lol what a novel although i liked it

[elibogaga]

nice movie

[PuppyKatNinja]

What's wrong with Wii games? :L xBox is better in my opinion. 

[andtheducksaysmoo]

if i were him, the coffee girl is the first person i'd ask out

[LazerVolk]

Hehehe... nice =^_^=



[zakster2222]

lol thats my kinda girl!

[MrPwnBlog]

not bad

[MarioBro343250]

dude wtf is up with him that crazy girl in the begging was perfect loved gaming burped she was hot lol duuuude why would he do that

[WarCraftDK70]

kinda boring...and no girl, SRY woman acts like that and gets asked out. alittle crazy. i should no im a girl who is considered crazy and weird by friends (guess u could call me rabid but loveable :P) and i am NO WHERE NEAR as insaine as her! U no how i no? IVE been asked out 3 times and i no 4 guys like me...... i also talk too much.........

[Jimbogreenred]

hmm, that is pretty true, online dating can suck, haha

he should have gone with the coffee girl at 1st, to make this movie a tad shorter

[gidofwarr]

@Kirohikaru loooooool u kidding she's like a shit on the ground....

[ohoasis]

@suzetteparkison138 I hope your account gets hacked and all your epics hijacked :) Leveling bots are crap and ruin the game.

[BlueFlashKnight]

2nd girl.......*ehem* woman(:P) decide if your going dutch or not, she didn't seem to be pleased about being ordered for, in perspective, I don't think I would either....and I'm a guy, this way there won't be confusion on who's paying for what meal........or atleast thats my interpretation of the matter.

[randomness711]

holy shit that room was white!

[Kelvini1337]

KYLE LOOKS LIKE QUENTIN TARANTINO!

[TheWilliams204]

lol only people who cnt be assed goin out hav to online date no offence to anyone

[TechnoBlueButterfly]

lol cute story, I like it =D

[witzig89]

this is painful to watch.

[Doz0000]

Video with a very good thought :)

[elnogga]

wtf is this and y does it have 5 stars?????

[zelathon]

cool vid.

[blabladaaa]

cute coffe girl

girlfriend material :D XD

[Vampireking1265]

Wow um, this girl is a nightmare ready to happen lol xD

[megahamsters]

How more hints can you get XD

[HyugaMonkey94]

Bravo!

[Holylicious]

Nice movie! And this can actually happen to any guy, or anyone. Sometimes you just dont see whats right there, right in front of you :)

[Narutofan9993]

I hoped they would go out before I even saw the first date. Nice coffee girl ... GO OUT WITH HER! XD

[BlueFlashKnight]

ooo ouch D/C-ed big time, but dang I mean comon even I say that coming.

[MrHankkey93]

LOL at first i thought she was his mom then later iwas like ... ooohhh lol

[MrNeL5oN]

Nice vid man, shes a winner!

[Inletwatcher1965]

yeah!! very good ;DD

[nickrohn93]

Do you have some type of impediment? What you wrote made no sense.

[31mafiatheking]

@thedeep13 stfu and just rate....loljk

[laxkid351]

that guy must be so retarded to not ask her out first...jesus christ

[framotvolt]

that was a realy nice movie thingi even tho i expected them to end up together :)

[gvaldivia209]

the barrista chick is WAY hotter.

[schinzu123]

i love tzhe music in the end!

[levelboy14]

:) That was cute and kinda nerdish at the same time :3

[lahihoitaja]

Niiicee clip! :D

[Jay21905]

i expected that to happen lol

[WilliamUzumaki99]

@Jay21905 yeah it was obvious

[trace0112]

that was awsome lol

[dudukous]

great crappy cliche.

[LifeCSsGod]

goood shit!

[hesteskum]

asked myself why im watching this crap 5mins in the movie...

[MrTruedragon]

These vids are good :D im subbing

[boredomesucks232]

i have tht same computer

[blooda77]

I'd tap that

[Noodled101]

she liiikes him

[123perrin]

was this some christian video or something? cause it sucked knobs

[itsraining101]

haha bitch please, i have to agree with everyone else :)

[colombovids]

i'd have to say 87's comment about his fart was the best

[Mohawk52x]

Shows how people should stop realiying on internet so mutch to find the perfect match and go more in social life and meet more people and date them instead of just Blind date sombody on the internet that would proablly nevr work out

[87captainawesome]

my fart half way through this was more interesting then this video!

[Hollowcrash]

never are the same pictures...

[BisBunia23]

7 minutes of my life lost! OMG

[FightForHope]

Stick to comedy fellas. I know, everyone's a critic, but I'm not being one for Jackassery sake. The plot was a bit stale, a predictable ending from the start. Dialogue was very awkward, looked like you used way too many takes during the dialogue. Fix those things and try again though, it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen... The lighting was good.

[cha52wa52a]

lololol

[Agent1W]

It was HER the whole time, the coffee shop girl!

[timekiller94]

HA!

[Agent1W]

Yep, sometimes, when we look for ppl online...we try too hard, but it pays off when other ppl in RL take notice. :P

[elzouain]

good job with this video

[Luna187368]

can I have my 7:02 of my life back

but well planned out although very predictable

[TheChoHo]

Wow... Unless you smoke a fuck load of cigarettes then shut up. Its not like 7 minutes is going to do shit.

[b0w5er]

ok, hold on a sec.... ok! I just added 7 minuites and 2 seconds on to your life! spend them well!

[ZukoFireBook]

best comment int he entire youtube history

[Crackthemac]

@Luna187368 7 minutes and 3 seconds and the 7 seconds it takes to read this.

[JackMorgz]

Well put together. 4/5

[BigBadGoat11]

lol who the fuck says "obvi"

[canf95]

lol nintendo wii..^^

[Rockyface]

the story was a little slow and predictable.. but it was shot pretty well. seemed well planned good job

[diolsagoodman3]

lol the laptop he is useing im useing ^^

[meganlove9889]

lmfao

[ninoisagod]

<3 cute

[Bronzzennsea4ever]

Feminists are the biggest group of unfair retards ever. They say they want equality, no, they want reign over the whole fucking earth if you listen to them.

[ElliHasHorns]

No, christians ans niggers are worse.

[thelossbloodlock]

They don't see anything equal with males and females. According to them, the females should rule the earth and the male should lick the dirt off their boots. Huge hypocrites and a bunch of assholes

[brutal6agani]

Erhmm...are you a sexist ?

[thelossbloodlock]

Nope

[TheWattsy93]

i'd smack her. dont say "omg, does that make u feel big?" cause no it doesnt i'd just smack her listen to her and u'll understand "omg seriously, seriously omg errrrr seriously omg"

[saulpax]

so effin gay lol

[Halapartna]

nice and true

[PainkillerX17]

gd gd :p

[TreeHugger162]

Awh. Cute movie. :]

[nervonuh]

lul feminists

[magicpoptartss]

nice ending

[IbanTheClown]

good, very good, this is a video that has everything in it, and i like it!

[Yonteh]

Nice :)

[StocoProductions]

Nice video... Its a great story and also funny... Video show us that the sometimes things are near us but we still look for them far away :) well... Your a good actor... u should think in making that for real... Im serious... it's an opinion of who knows about the that !! Gl for ur videos.

[rockyqw12]

I CAN HAZ DICK!!!

[ichey103]

th waitress is cute

[spencer565]

It's not because girls are stupid when you grow up you will understand that. It's the fact the guys think they are superior over the women and depending on the females situation it affects how guarded she is like calling her a girl instead of a women. The term that describes it is sexist. She on the other hand based on her character has had it with being controlled. let women live. (from a guy who isn't a tool)

[vidyogamasta]

I think you got things a little backwards...

If you think a man being chivalrous in any way makes them superior, you're wrong. Chivalry is man taking care of women as best as they can, treating them MORE than just human. If anything, chivalry is self-lowering.

Also, I believe YOU are the tool

[rocknroll3195]

you dont see guys get pissed off if they get called boys and if a girl opened a door for me ide say thanks and that would be it i think the feminist chicks need to chill and not take everything as an insult. besides if u want equal rights so bad let urself be in the draft picks cuz atm ur not

[PerryV12]

what a cute ending

[NuuyX]

Ok someone explain to me why she got pissed off geting called a GIRL instead of a WOMAN o_o

[dosomethingwithme]

the first one was perfect xD lol

[ugaiko]

I want to slash the second one in the jugular....

[DJRocks20]

the guy from rickroll'd the movie zomfg

[CuteLittleDinosaur]

That was sooo cute. :] I loved it! Definantly earned my sub.

[Brettguyx8]

Good job

[ramidai]

I'm diggin the coffee girl! =D

[makreis]

lol @ 3:32

[sk8ercody2]

1000 view ...

[broncotv]

congrats!

[stickdude8]

Lmao

[xandrewxjonesx]

this is a great short movie but the two women that he dates just really aren't that realistic.

i kept thinking i had missed something that he did.

but appart from that i think it was really great

[BananaHurricane]

Actually the first one reminds me of my best friends gf. Extremely rude and lacking even the most basic social skills.

The second one... I wouldn't doubt women like her are out there.

[xandrewxjonesx]

Guess I'm just lucky enough not to know women like that haha.

[Vancleave321]

nice vid

[smelly6607]

not to bad cuz

[AirJordan1]

drew331 is right.

[drew331]

Stephanie is Gorgous! She will be a famous movie star in the near future! Mark my words!

[cdavila9]

Cute. Interesting how people can get so caught up in social web browsing that they forget there is an actual world where they can live a real life.

[sukaro123]

..........