Episode in Brief - Star Trek VOY 1x01/02 - Caretaker

[123123warriorcats]

I think he better die now!

[pscott90]

You do have to wonder where he was even going......

[Kagera80]

You may think he was being stupid, but he didn't have to spend seven years on Voyager, did he? Stupid, or BRILLIANT?

[ArsenalReady]

This is called Too Stupid To Live.

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[GeorgeMillerAtkinson]

"Captain i guess i should of Braced for impact"

[michaelhviper]

Ever since the first time I saw this episode I knew that that guy wasn't bracing for impact.

[Goofyk1d]

He was asking for it. TAKE ME WITH YOU

[sm0kingJay]

In all my years watching voyager I have always remembered how stupid this guy was.

[piplupsingularity]

Think I betta dance now!

[Mastermind8908]

Musical chairs. The one not in a chair is out. Paris knows how the game is played.

[runtubefantasy]

hahahha

I've never seen this show before . my friend just sent me this link

HILARIOUS!

[thebrujaisbackagain]

lmao i'm cracking up. hehehehehe

[yllibill]

Whats so hillarious is that he already had his hand on the rail @ 0:17, why didn't he just stop running and keep it there?

[champion1642]

the amount of shaking in voyager makes me wonder how they get to press all the right buttons on their consoles when the ship is shaking that violently.....

[Jagent]

I bet you this guy thought that if you're in a falling elevator, and you jump right before it hits the ground you'll be fine.

[Qermaq]

Remind me. Was I supposed to brace... for IMPACT?!?!?

[Duo11]

Man how did he ever get to 1st officer if he couldn't even pass Brace for Impact 101 at the academy?

JUST GRAB THE RAIL YOU IDIOT lol

[LivesForJihad]

LMAO! Brace for Impact 101!!!!

[thedreamdealer]

He was trying to save the coffee!

[kvn8907]

So THAT'S why they had to try to find coffee in that nebula!

[afropower88]

HAHAHAHA! I was thinking the exact same thing the very first time I watched this episode. BUCKLE UP MOTHA FUCKA!

[5anjii]

Hmm, I guess he had a good spot picked out on the other side of the room.

[holonat]

Seriously... they need seatbelts XD

[Dredsina]

They had seatbelt-like restraints in some of the movies... Apparently, the starship designers between Kirk's time and Janeway's time decided that it would be way cooler if everyone got thrown around the cabin like the contents of a margarita.

[aflyingcircus]

best one of them all

[Sintar07]

"This is not bracing for impact."

I laughed out loud there :D

[poemme]

lol! L2Brace4Impact

hehehe

[Solarnova]

lol@FirstOfficer. Bracer for Impact harder newb.

[OliverLue]

amazing!

[Dasa28]

Haha, he left cover to go jump...

[nintendo362]

lol

[rysnyper50002]

NOT Bracing for impact! | |

\/ !

[kikikodpf3]

yay! the old commander is death! Chakotay rulezzz!!

[TeamIzlude]

I think his replicator coffee was ready. That's why you don't make food when an omnipotent creature is trying to kill you!

[cyanideperfume]

Throw in that music and it's like a really tragic game of musical chairs.

[Holodiction]

lol what was he running off the platform for??? she said brace for impact!

xD nice voiceover btw

[DEP717]

He wanted a running start to catch maximum air! LOL!

[rejoice308]

pretty amazing.. rock on!

[DrinkOmally]

all the unimportant characters never brace for impact.

[Charmolution]

You mean all the characters that only signed on for one episode.

[yllibill]

@DrinkOmally Of course! Its against starfleet regulations! ;)

[Sterlng]

Capt. Note: ALWAYS BRACE FOR IMPACT!

[Darkjunior224]

Yeah true !!! nice work

[ElizabethScotty]

Now kids, see why you brace for impact?

[caseyrox76]

"Gues I better dance now!"

LOL

That guy was so stupid. Plus he hated Tom. They killed off everyone who hated Tom in Caretaker, except Chuckles.

[Linu86]

LOL

[caseyrox76]

Ha! No wonder they killed him off, he was an idiot!!

[EmperorJim]

The Betazoid Navigator, Stadi, was hot as hell. She totally should have survived.

[lewisdogg13]

Nah!! Janeway couldn't have someone who is remotely good-looking thats not a borg on the ship. Then people might be more interested in her character and make the series a little more tolerable!

[trimi38]

lolz

[Sulyaman]

LOL!!!!!

[3800fiero]

LOL... Paris DID steal his chair.. still he was better off holding the railing of the stairs...

I love the beat during the brace for impact scenes lol

[kdarkryder]

Haha, good stuff.

But, I don't see why they just didn't turn into the 'wave' and let the deflector dish and shields do their jobs...

[CaptainPositron]

What song is that at 0:17?

[Tranchera]

Tom Jones - Kiss.

[CaptainPositron]

Thanks

[Darth305]

actually in STVOY the yellwhshirts r like the redshirts in TOS

[scott0869]

I have watched this one about 20 times and I still laugh as hard everytime as the first time. :)

[ddeschw]

Haha, he's wearing a redshirt! He should have known...

[Poplopo]

Hahaha

this made me laugh WAY more than I should have

:D

[CaptainTrekkie]

Haha, funny to remember these ridiculous pieces set in the Trek universe. Awesome 5/5 for everything. I gotta say so, what really got me is that Harry Kin actually braced for impact, I mean everything else seems to get him. Even that hot one in season 5...she gives him that disease.

[CaptainTrekkie]

Ahh I mean Kim*, not Kin.

[scdrumlinepit]

OMG that was funny! I remember seeing that and being like "WTF does he think he's doing?????"

[whatisbrian]

Paris stole the first officer's chair!

[provoko]

I love those flashing arrows. Haha.

[RGSJenkins]

I love that drum sound too!

[durhay]

"Let's run toward the danger!"

- Crow T. Robot

[SoCalCoaster]

Pick a better dance now!

[enshk79]

Hahaha, this is brilliant.

And really what was the point of trying to run to the front of the bridge? that just cracks me up.

[yllibill]

lol maybe the guy had a death wish or something

[BorgHub]

they should put pillows everywhere on the bridge, and use non-explosive consoles

[theinquisitor]

How about a personal intertial dampener field generator? You'd just bounce off the walls inside a forcefield bubble and feel no impact. They never use the technology they have to it's full potential.

[watchermark]

Yeah, but he was nasty to Tom, and therefore deserved to die.

[N0NEoftheAB0VE]

Haha! I tell you what though - they shouldn't have killed off the helmswoman, she was hot!

[AmayirotAkago]

LAWL nice analysis of that bit XD