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  • lol y did u do tht to urself

  • presss 7

    

  • LOL my cat is JUST like sparta.... lil' ninja and killer i say XD

  • your cat is sooooooooo cute sparta is just trying t oget atenchon and play with you

  • Doesn't water make hot things worse?:)

    Try milk next time. ( ha ha )

  • I LOVE YOUR CAT if you don't want him nanymore can I have him

  • hot sauce an water do not mix.

  • are u okay

  • Who leaves a camcorder stand in the kitchen?

  • is that bread in the frezzer?

  • are you crying? man thts not being a man mr.safety

  • Why dont you get him trained or get somthing spray it with purfume and he will go crazy over it cause its a new smell.

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  • HAHAHA. Great!

  • It hurts one time i was doing a dare it wouldn't come out so i held the bottle up then it came out ON MY FACE

  • Sparta: what the fuck's is his problem oh well

  • Hahaha! You're so funny Cory! Keep making those videos! You're awesome!

  • lol its like me and the scren door at my grammy's i use 2 RUN in to it all the time even when there were stickers on it id run in to the stickers XXD

  • sparta can't sleep in the sink now haha the sink is wet

  • Crap, that must of freakin' hurt. But, I did think it was kind of funny. Sparta was like, "Get out my bed dude! Your gonna get human germs in there. Man. Now I- ah, crap!" and stuff. He looked pretty confused.

  • I love how it seems like you are trying not to use a string of curses :)

  • lol and they call you mr, safty

  • My parents freeze their bread too. We just take out what we need for the next day =P

  • it kinda looks like he's trying to sneeze

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah aha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ah aha ha aha ha ha ha ha ah

  • thats what u get

  • lol "get ice"....*grabs bread*

  • HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER

  • Poor thing

  • 315 people got Hot sauce in their eyes and couldnt get it out

  • you look so funny

  • You look soooooo happy =/

  • I know why he put bread in his freezer: 1; he said he liked frozen bread, and 2; It keeps bread from spoiling.

  • Cory- ah man this really hurts!*splashes face*

    *cat snifs face*

    Cory- cat u really dont want to lick my face

    *cat shakes head and backs up*

    Cory- NO, accutly.. go ahead and lick my face

  • -Girl- Y'know the cat sleeps in that sink theres prolly cat litter and who knows what else.

    -Cory- ......................-Splashe­s face-

  • Cory, use milk next time. It helps your tongue, it should help your eyes

  • LOL...yeah this guy is the human Wylie Coyote and Sparta is the Road Runner 

  • hilarious!!!

  • bad day:p

  • 315 got hotsause in their eyes :D

  • WHY!!!!!!!!!! why did u do that

  • who noticed samara from the ring creeping in the video at 1.44?xD

  • You are a freak, but the good kind LOL XD

  • love how your girlfriend just walks away xD

  • Well if u put on hand sanatizer, that usually works.

  • Haha you've been peppersprayed twice? thought that was only pedos... but 5/5 for all the mean kitty episodes and your films - pedo :D

  • Bread in Freezer?

  • @leeahamae e likes his bread frozen

  • @leeahamae Yeah, you put it in there to keep it fresh, then you thaw it out. My family does that all the time!

  • I wish the pain went on.. sry..it very funny!maybe i will try?..

  • You r a NUTCHOP you dingdong what were you thinking go to the Emergency room and let them tell you what to do.

  • who putts bread in the frezzer?

  • oh yeah and she's sooo hawt!!!

  • his girlfriend (in the background is) likes are you fuckin serious dumbass!!

  • Its Funny To see that when his wife laughing with him :)

  • hahaha the cat must be thiking idoit hahaha

  • The US just want peace.

    A little piece of Iraq and

    A piece of Afghanistan

  • were you auditioning for jackass, dude?

  • hahahaahahhahahaahah lol

    2:20

  • hahahaahahhahahaahah lol

  • if you attempt this again, try some milk to wash it off

  • Spartas like "thats my sink i sleep in btw" XD

  • dude!! im still laughing! he cant even see!?!! i wonder if my brother would do that!?

    im also glad im not the only one who likes frozen bread!

    dude ur as nutz as my brother! and hes pretty nutz!XD

  • Laugh

  • Lol your so funny i know it hurt but it made me lay

  • i love it hwen it burns my face and than put something very cold on it fells sooo good...

  • hahaha sparta is thinking what are you doing in MY bed!

  • ya know, your so retarded sumtimes, it makes me laugh at my cat ( i named it athens, cuz of you)

  • ROFTLOL!!!!!!!

  • Why did u do that? lol

  • never do this at home kids.......LOL :P

  • @daisybrowndog55 too late!  :)

  • i love how sparta is just watching him

  • Hey whatever, it exfoliates!

  • Mini Sparta!

    

  • Buy a fucking tv mount you poor piece of shit

  • put milk on it idk haha lol u just had a blonde moment

  • hey now u know not to put hot sause on your face:)

  • @Toothbroush why would he do it in the first place

  • put toothpaste on a sunburn. that burns!

  • Good thing you put your bread in the freezer!! Did the bread help? Lol

  • "ive never enjoyed bread so much in my life" LOL

  • Something cold won't help. You have to wash it out. I did that once and walked into a wall.

  • you REALLY shouldve tried lemon juice instead of water. water spreads, lemon juice gets rid of it. idk what

  • This looks just like that time I accidentally sprayed my friend with pepper spray...she was pissed off at me for hours.

  • if you pres2 you see the women on the tv pointing at hem ;)

  • Rofl I am sorry that happened but thank you soo much for sharing. I bet after all these years you have found a better safe way to stop him from biting so much.

  • 1 put water with sand

    2 rub in

    3it will stop cat

  • 0:17 Sparta's just looking at you like okay what did you do this time.

  • lol this is me after watching 3d Videos :P

  • i still can't believe that you did this Cory. but at least you posted it on Youtube for us to enjoy. :D

  • that is so stupid why would u post that

  • Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?

  • LOL I couldn't stop laughing all the way through this video. Thanks so much for making me smile Corey <3

  • i got 1 question. Why?

    

  • milk or yogurt works

  • I know how you feel, I got that same stuff up my nose and it burns like acid but 10x worse :(

  • Cat, no you don't wanna lick me... acctually no, go ahead, lick me xD Eppiiccc

  • Keep pressing 4! Nom nom nom nom nom nom!

  • 2:04 gigidy !

  • 0:37 Since When Does Putting Tabasco Sauce On Your Face Make You Limp????

  • Sparta's like... aw... what's wrong??? SO FREAKING CUTE!

  • @TehBryster Don't you know how cats think? It's more like "Hah, serves you right". Haha

  • Lol I once ate a plate of Jalapeños (Placed them on a pizza though), so I had to give up before I could eat the 5th slice... When you eat it, it burns, you take another piece, it stops for 0.5 seconds. You get addicted, and before you are aware of it, you ate the entire buffet of chili. It tasted good though.

  • @67oesen Your making me hungry....

  • ok another question why did you vbenn peper sprayed?

  • omg that even made my eyes burn lol

    

  • Your stupeee

  • LOLLLL THIS IS JUST ONE LONG VIDEO OF HIM SUFFERING

  • LOL press 1. it sounds like "Mrgggg-fuuuuuu Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!­!"

  • why do you have frozen bread?

  • next time.. If you don't want to use milk... you can either use skincream or bodylotion and then rinse off or a non-fizzy drink with loads of sugar.. just pour it and rinse well with water..

  • DUDE!!!

    WHy did you think of doing that??!!!

  • wow this is like the time i tipped up a bottle of DA BOMB hotsauce and come to find out DA BOMB had habeneros AND jalopenios and i was on fire for 30 min

  • ''Cat you dont wanna lick me, actually go ahead and lick me'' xD

  • try a cup of milk - first pour in cup, allow absorbtion by papaer towel, wipe face.... in theory, this should work (kinda how spicy food in mouth feels better after u drink milk?)

  • XD sparta got mad his bed got wet

  • OH MY GOD i laughed so hard i cryed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed the hardest when you hit your head (sorry i bet that hurt alot but it was funny)

    :)

  • for some reason the second time i watched this i thought of this being in family guy lol keep it up..uhh well dont do hell i dont know

  • 2:41 - 2:53. how bad is he resisting the temptation to backhand her and tell her to "get back in the kitchen"

  • im gussing budd that this idea dident work.......

    -ilovehim-

  • Well....Sparta seems amused. :)

  • Why didn't you put your head under a cold shower then? And rinse your eyes with cold water?

  • 0:29 charlie sheen. thumbs up if agree

  • and after all that pain you been thru u hit ur head on the fosit

  • you groan like a fucking grizzly bear

  • keeep pressin 8 and he is praying to god

  • press 2 and he is punchin an invisible man

  • stupid try mian death sauce u would probally die

  • Thank you very much for Sharing!

    What a way of meeting people and get to see their talent. At first was reluctant being on youtube, but getting to do this has brought me into the houses of some very special people. You are one of them. Life; isn't it wonderful!

    Keep up the good work. Hope You Are Having A Splendid Day!

    A New Friend

    Erick

  • lol he crys like a girl

    

  • You should have used milk !!!!

  • Rinse the eyes with MILK!

  • Hot sauce, apply directly to the forehead

    Hot sauce, apply directly to the forehead

    Hot sauce, apply directly to the forehead

    Hot sauce, apply directly to the forehead

  • Smp: I can eat bread everyday for any meal

    Ramona: Bread makes you fat

    Smp: Bread makes you FAT!?!?

  • after i saw this you remind me of my cousin mike so much still

  •  i freeze bread it lasts longer

  • Lol like this if you expected Cory to run into the wall while he was walking.

  • Get an ice bag

    *grabs a frozen loaf of bread*

    LOL

  • @MakeltiB no, he got two bags >.>

  • @AnimeNovice2010 its a joke, and im talking about when he gets the first bag. BEFORE the second one.

  • @MakeltiB milk may b gross on ur face but it helps and haha u had a blonde moment

  • @nessapink3 What the hell are you talking aboout?

  • got the same tripod =D

  • lol your wandering around like a zombie from left 4 dead

  • i miss the hot sauce song.....and the why do men have nipples song....put those back up you duche

  • say something then fast press 7

  • I feel the same way about milk. But my mom makes me drink 2 glasses a day. I just plug my nose and chug it all back, then take a big mouthful of food so I taste no aftertaste. :)

  • Get someone to lick your eyes it helps trust me I got mouthwash spray in my eye my mom licked my eye it may feel weird but it helps

  • i freeze bread.Only sometimes i do.

  • All i gotta say is "Milk".

  • I was putting some hot sauce on my pizza i smaked the bottle to get it out and some of it splashed in my right eye :/

  • That had has to hurt at 0:8.

  • i'm laughing my ass out and i feel bad for him XD

  • if you press 5 it makes a grunting sound sorry didn't no how to spell the grunting sound

  • you and fps russia should compete to see who can tolerate the most pepper spray to the eye

  • Wheat break, good choice!

  • press 7 and he says stupid

  • rapidly press 3

  • why did he put his hands on his face when he had just put Tabasco on them ?

  • Don't put that on your face! ..... I don't care.

  • man i was eating my dinner with hot sause indian saus and my boyfriend forget tho wash his hand he was setting his underwear good and than his you all know wash burning i gif hem some ice bloks he wash crying alot

  • @Sailorchunli17 that had to be funny lol :)

  • @isaiahboots yeah but i wash sleeping and my boy friend came and than he was putting his vingers in mypants iwash saying wath your doing he say nothing just touching than its burninggg i came tho know he hes putting some hot sauce i wash crying then put some cold ice somting els

  • Only yoghurt works against that hot sauce.

  • Water makes hotsause worse

  • 0:21

    1:02

    1:23

    2:04

    2:38

    i found all of these very amusing. Keep pressing 5.

  • Cory after Hot Sauce.

  • new age self protection .... get the crook waaaaaaaaaaaay before he gets you.

  • werent u supposed to be cory MR. SAFETY!!!!!!

  • i wonder how you got the name "Mr Safety"?

  • i wander how you got the name "Mr Safety"?

  • you need to put your face in ice cold water my dad it that one day thats how it made him fell better ok hope that helps if that hapens a 2nd time : 3

  • i though being called "mr.safety" you would be safe and not do that i guess not but sparta was looking at you probly thinking your taking his bed lol

  • do you have videos where you been pepper sprayed?

  • Dang, I want to try it now!

  • mmmmmmm freezing bread sounds awesome.... but only one question, won't it have to defreeze every time u take it out, to make a sanwich? but still, sounds awesome, cuz it stays cold! :)