Added: 2 years ago
From: jec20721
Views: 1,414,057
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (2,785)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • He can do sign language in Spanish

  • I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to repeat myself over and over until you buy Dos Equis.

  • These are hilarious but I cant help thinking about Jeremy Clarkson's introductions for the Stig on Top Gear.

  • i tought him everyhting, yes everything, that he knows.

  • I don't always comment on YouTube videos, but when I do, I always get the top comment

  • @fojomojo biter!

  • Spanish Chuck Norris

  • He's Chuck Norris Older Brother!

  • Before 40 secs into this video previous to the picture, I could've swore they were talking about Chuck Norris :D

  • i dont usually comment but when i do i get top comment.

  • Houdini was punched by a guy once, and then he died. Amazing fact

  • He started the Chuck Norris jokes!!!

  • he bowls overhand

  • He built the hospital he was born in.

  • I don't always watch girl shows... But when I do I watch My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic

  • I don't always drink milk... but when I do, I prefer Dos Boobies.

  • Still....... Chuck Norris could kick your ass.

  • Honestly what is this guy? this a fukn joke

  • I just spent 8 minutes and 2 seconds of my life watching this video...and it was worth every second

  • is it just me or does he look a lot like ezio alditori from assassins creed revelations

  • @TheNmslayer auditori

  • Women buy him drinks at the club.

  • He was once molested as a child. But look at him, who can blame them. He is the most interesting man in the world

  • He is... Chuck Norris

  • 60 People prefer Gatorade 

  • lol

    

  • stay thirsty my friends

  • HELL YEA! MEXICAN CHUCK NORRIS!

  • I always send letters without postage and it still gets there..ask me how

  • 60 people don't wanna be his friend

  • I don't always smoke, but when I do I always smoke weed. Stay High my friend.

  • He once pierced an arrow with his knee

  • I don't always go to the beach.But when I do,everybody knows I'm sexy

  • He once killed a man in a duel with an unloaded pistol.

  • anyone got the name of the song from 0:00 to 0:40?

  • LOL the best one is: He can speak French in Russian lolol.

  • His daughter once lost her virginity. He Got it back.

  • African: I dont always burn on a cross , but when I do theres many KKK surrounding me............Stay Filthy my friends

  • Comment removed

  • @ItsAlexxC your disgusting . not even funny

  • @WiseGuy5674 Chuck Norris is way over rated. IF Bruce Lee was still alive he would completely wreck Chuck norris

  • He can speak French... IN RUSSIAN!

    lmaooooooooo

  • He has his Ph.D....in life. From Harvard? No! Phd...Pour Him a Drink. Stay thristy, my friends.

  • Comment removed

  • I don't always take baths, but when I do, I shit in the tub and push it down the drain with my foot. Stay thirsty my friends

  • @Mrbobthebandit did that once and got caught out....pet rats... smh

  • @Mrbobthebandit Dude, that was so fucking wrong (but I laughed)

  • Ok heres the deal. Chuck norris is not tuff. Bruce Lee is definatly superior to chuck norris

  • @Dillonrbk ok heres the deal. Bruce Lee is dead.

  • I think they mistook him with Chuck Norris x)

  • i envy him XD

  • is this chuck norris's dad

  • On christmas day, He gives Santa Claus a present.

    He owns a ten gallon hat which holds ten gallons.

    Stay thirsty and hungry and well fed my friends.

  • He always finds Waldo. Every Fucking Time.

  • When he was attacked by a lion, the moment the lion opened its mouths, He reached inside and grabbed the lions tail from inside the lion and pulled, turning the lion inside out. Stay thirsty my friends.

  • I don't always get hit by an arrow...

    I'll shut up now.

  • He is even quoted in Chuck Norris jokes he is the worlds most interesting man

    

  • i dont always clean my room... but when i do i expect to get laid

  • @XxelguazonxX nice, this reminds me of me

  • @XxelguazonxX lool classic. 

  • That's how I wanna look when I grow old!! :D

  • 4:28

    

  • Comment removed

  • Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked him in the face, chucks regreted it ever since

  • @tellemscrappy once posted a comment about chuck norris,well he's dead

  • hes the old chuck norris

  • The one man who can take on Chuck Norris..

  • Chuck Norris Usually Doesn't Have Competition,... But When He Does,...

    Its Dos Equis Man!

  • everyone showed up to his funeral.........including him

  • Pabst Blue Ribbon! Anybody? Anybody??

  • This guy gets more pussy than Tom Selleck and James Bond combined!!!

  • Looks Like C H U C K Norris Has Some Competitionn!! =)

  • Looks Like C H U C K Norris Has Some Competitionn!!! =)

  • His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

  • I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife

  • i dont always finish my sentences, but when i do

  • he can speak french in russian lmao

  • Damn americans, Y UR JOKES SO BORING

  • @zonker279 Oh, go fuck yourself you nationalist pig.

  • @MediPup neh, not nationalist, just saying

  • @zonker279 You insulted a group of people based on Nationality. You're a nationalist. That's what that word means.

  • @MediPup oh sweetie don't take it personal. It's just only 50% sucks. The rest is kinda funny, else I wouldnt be here trollin' ya

  • @zonker279 Oh, look at that, it's the old "I was just trolling anyways" standby. You don't need to make excuses for yourself, you just didn't know what the word meant is all.

  • @MediPup dafuq how wouldn't I know what natinalism is.. anyway I'm pretty sure that nationalism is more about the feeling of one's nation being better rather than other's being dull. Just GTFO then I don't care a fuck if I was being nationalistic, you are fucking fat and stupid (most of you), and violent and retarded.

  • @zonker279 I thought you were trolling me? How come you're raging like a bitch now?

  • @MediPup how lame is to get in a youtube discussion... im out, bye.

  • Stay horny my friends!

  • Viagra is made from his DNA

  • THE MOST TAN MAN IN THE WORLD

    I PRESENT SUPER TAN

  • The IRS pays his taxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Comment removed

  • He once jumped off the Niagara Falls. The falls got worried and caught him before he impacted the water.

  • Chuck Norris struggle's to sweat him.

  • I dont always get hit by arrows, but when i do i prefer to take them to the knee.

  • a man once tried to shoot an arrow into his knee the arrow then turned around and hit the archer in the knee

  • He once posted a comment on Youtube and never received a thumbs up. It is still up there in the Top comments section till this very day.

  • He so interesting, the arrow takes it in the knee.

  • This is the most interesting beer commercial in the world.

  • SO GOOD. Godddddddammmmnnnniggashiiiit. Hilarious, and very interesting.

  • i don't always drink beer i prefer strongbow. i stay thirsty for that.

  • I used to be the most interesting man in the world, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • He doesn't die, he take a break.

  • I used to be interesting like him, then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • hes a lover, not a fighter. but hes also a fighter, so dont get any ideas.

  • he once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels

    

  • The most INTERESTING man in the WORLD

    on Rollerblading:

    "...No"

  • i dont always drink beer..but when i do i turn into the most interesting man in the world.....stay thirsty my friends

  • I don't always drink beer, but then I took an arrow in the knee

  • Legend has it he is Chuck Norris's dad

  • I don't normally hate people but when i do, its Niggers

  • Orphans like to call him Daddy

    Knowledge and Wisdom seek his advice

    He takes regular vacations to his home

    He is... the Most Interesting Man in the World

  • Hard to believe this guy lives in Vermont, one of the least interesting states.  I know, I live there. Here, have some snow. -whoosh-

  • City out of blocks.... Minecraft!

  • The definition of cool

  • knock off of chuck norris jokes

  • @OriginalOnly No this are briliant words!! chuck norris are just dumb

  • I don't Always take arrows to the knee, But when I do its the top comment on every single youtube video

  • Dos Equis vs Chuck Norris!

  • I don't always watch advertising on youtube... But when i do is for the most interesting man in the world.

  • "He can speak French... in Russian..." hahaha

  • this better then chuck norris! alot chuck norris jokes are dying out!

  • lol find out what you dont do well and dont do it...so many american idol rejects need to adhere to that

  • Chuck Norris' cousin.

  • This is my most favorite man in the world! god i love this man!

  • he t-bags bear traps and prematurely ejaculates

    he started goin gray at age 11

    he only wears cowboy boots during sexual intercourse

    he manufactured micheal jackson moon walkin shoes and showed him how 2 use them

    and me personally i hate beer but wen i do drink it i like 2 bang sum1 mother..stay horny my friends

  • @alibangsmooth AWESOME!

  • Hello everyone, look at your drink, now back to me, back to your drink, back to me! sadly, it is not Dos Equis, but if you buy one, it will be yours. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the Moon, and are on National TV! what's in your hand? back at me, i have it, It's a worksheet which you got an A on! look again, the worksheet is now a diploma! anything is possible when you are The Most Interesting Man in the World.

    I'm on a horse, upside down.

  • He can speak French, in Russian.

  • his parents were named after him

    he can kill two stones with one bird

    the president once took a bullet for him

  • @peoplehavefunny lmfao

  • @peoplehavefunny he is Chuck Norris Father

  • When he goes to take family portraits they pay him

  • i dont always drink beer, but when i do, i beat my wife and kids

  • This guy and Chuck Norris are distant cousins.

  • He got a nuke on call of duty without touching the controller.

    He could walk before he could crawl.

    He's older then his parent's.

  • @CrownMe559 He gets team kills on Free for All.

  • I don't always hang out with black people, but when I do, I prefer to call them...

  • whats the name of the first song

  • What if Chuck Norris drank Dos Equis?

  • He once shook George Bushes hands. George hasnt been right since. Stay thirsty my Friends

    He can touch Howie Mandel whenever he wants. Stay thirsty my Friends.

  • Everytime He blows His nose. Clenex pays Him.

    He taught Micheal Jordon how to ball.

    He taught Micheal Jackson how to moon walk.

    Stay thirsty my Friends.

  • He can walk on the grass whenever He wants.

    His cat cleans the litter box its self.

    Stay thirsty my Friends.

  • We have to keep off the median.

    Thats where He drives.

    Stay thirsty my friends.

  • I once cured a woman of breast cancer.

    With nothing more than a message.

    Stay thirsty my Friends.

  • I have never argued with a woman.

    They all know Im right.

    Stay thirsty my Friends.

  • I wrote my complete autobiography when I was 10. Stay thirsty my Friends. 

  • I can not lie

    If I say something it just is.

    Believe it my friends.

  • its dos equis not dos equies learn spanish smart ones

  • Guys, he's chuck norriss long lost older brother. Get it right.

  • The Most Interesting Man is chuck norris get it right

  • i heard they give this to chuck norris but chuck told them to give it do this old fart

  • You know they're talking about Chuck Norris

  • I like the part when he said "Stay thirsty my friends"

  • It's pronounced 'Dos ekeis' and spelled 'Dos equis'. My dad pronounces it 'Dos equis' and my mom HATES when that so much! lol

  • When I have important things to do

    I'm busy

    Get a life my friends lol

  • I don't always do you mother,

    but when i do, I prefer to use a condum.

    Stay protected my friends =D

  • @lolmanYAA Con'dum.' Lol

  • This was awesome! I could watch this over and over :)

  • This is so epic!!!

  • "He can Speak French...in RUSSIAN"

  • dude who the fuck is he!?

  • Jesus is actually HIS son.. not God's and when Jesus came back to life.. it was HE that was responsible. Stay thirsty my friends ;-) lmao

  • chuck norris has nothing on him

  • So....basically, the most interesting man in the world is Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris say hello to your dad

  • It'll be a sad day when news articles have the title 'The Most Interesting Man In the World Died Today.'

  • He's the chick norris of beer

  • "i dont always drink beer"\.... but when i do i savagely beat my wife and children"

  • @TheRealRKelly99 lol at this fag copying comments from other dos equis vids for a hope at a thumbs up.

  • On a true or false quiz he answered C: All of the above. It was correct.

  • "I don't always plagiarize commercials,

    but when i do, i prefer this one.....

    stay unoriginal my friends" :)

  • He looks like the man from the Mens Wearhouse commercial

  • He lost a leg in a fight with a lion, now he only has two.

  • So basically this is Chuck Norris?

  • Him: "forgive me I digress"

    Me: No please, go on :D

  • he never has to ask what time it is