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  • :yaoming:

  • he is the decendent of chuck norris!

  • bounce with tha booooobs!!!

  • Was Techno Viking at least even considered for the role of Thor? Just seems he woulda been an obvious choice

  • @BottomOfThaBay He turned it down, something about a rave to attend

  • the beats match to his dance lol

  • Thats TRUE - music dance to Techno Viking, not he/ Otherwise how explain thats his moves match to any music?)

  • Wow this is the best!

  • chuck norris? are you fucking serious...that old ass mothrefucker that got his ass KILLED by supermidget BRUCELEE... TECHNOVIKING FUCKING OWNS...

  • techno viking doesnt dance to hip hop shit

  • Is it just me or are his boobs jiggling at an enormously fast rate?

  • nejlepší trouba na youtube a hudba na 1000 spusobu

  • Its Keith Jardine lol

    

  • @sheisgay HAHAHA

  • Techno viking vs Chuck Norris WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

  • WHEN I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM SHE SAID THATS HER EX BOYFRIEND FROM ALONG TIME AGO AND MY DAD WAS JEALOUS 

  • @littlegirl56789 An you realized that both your parents are retarded?

  • BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

  • Chuck Norris finally found a Worthy opponent

  • Techno viking isnt on youtube, youtube is on him...

  • im trying to eat a chicken burger and this grossed me out for some reason lol

  • Hahahahahh techno viking is the new chuck norris

  • @Angel61323 lol

  • there used to be a street named after techno viking, but it was changed because nobody crosses techno viking and lives.

  • These remixes are sooooo hilarious.

  • Nice 8 pack :P

  • holy fuck i cant stop laughing

  • techno viking owns chuck Norris if you agreed thumps up

  • see this is what drugs do to you

  • @MrHickupme what by that u mean people when they see ur comment and watch the video they will realise that drugs make u have fun, drugs dont fuck u up 2 much mate, addiction dose.

  • this dude is trippin balls haha! TECHNOVIKING!

  • Mummies boy.... =)

  • his mini moobies jiggled...nice :S

  • Techno Viking can impregnate a man just by looking at him

  • uma vez LENO, sempre LENO

  • I came.

  • Techno Viking was turned into a vampire 1000 years ago. You can watch him on True Blood, where he plays Eric Northman, the uncompromising vampire sheriff in Louisiana.

  • my favorite pokemon is sneasal,but that dosent relate to this, sorry

  • lol haters please stfu. Awsome job, i loled. Fuckin halarious

  • hahahahahaha from 0\;48 till end

  • US wannabe beats. Black Eyed Peas sucks!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT?

  • oh no its off beat

  • the 36 ppl that didnt like this can die MUHAHA

    Lmao this shit had me in tears laughing

  • funnier lmao

  • Lawl, epic ftw! Faggotviking thought :/..

  • omg lol thisis amazing

  • id laugh if he did dis when he was drunk hed probably be thinking "oh god....." when he sees dis

  • the hulk is just a vegetable next to this guy!

  • @TheOfficialTrash

    True bro'....its a big m***f***.....geez....not even my grandfather bull is not so big as this freaking tank. Huge .

  • Hahaha, poor fellow. I sure hope he can handle that joke :P

    5 stars for making this ;)

  • If techno viking sees this video he will flag YOUTUBE.

  • Cant'...look...away...0_o

  • This is my fave remix Lol

  • 0:50 left guy - alpha male; right guy - omega male.

  • @nimeni86 how you dare pagan!! technoviking is alpha and omega!!!!

  • I just jizzed! :(

  • OMG this is f**king awesome watched it 20 times lmao

  • the first time i heard this song without getting a boner

    fergie was soo fing hot

  • @InyourFace1414

    go get layed u sketty virgin

  • His steps really moved with the song wtf...

  • lol god.

  • shit

  • shit music

    technoviking should come out of the screen and punch you in the face

  • if he wasn't busy fighting chuck norris he would've already destroyed this video

  • _)_

  • gay

  • what the shit

  • epic... 5/5

  • haha

  • I just creamed.

  • his pecs goes with the beat

  • is there a song anyone hasnt edited into this video? fuck sake give it a rest

  • XTC ZOMBIES!!

  • wasn't all that funny the first time, why twice -_-'

  • lol ^^

  • song fit quite well

  • he looks ripped but his pecs jiggle like crazy

  • Normal when those specific muscles arent being used. The more you have the more it moves. Goes for big breasts too ^_^

  • jajaja

  • LMAOO

  • ROOOOOFL :D

  • scierwo,,,kiepski remix,,,,

  • where can i get E like that? hahaha

  • @roachable XD i bet he was stoned outta his head, the freaky viking!

  • @roachable Its not just the E duder, you can get vibage on alcohol. Technodudes straight Vibin.

  • orginal better

  • He actually does look like he has humps... His tits jiggle like thunder.

  • @RFKoirui his tits ARE THUNDER

  • @RFKoirui not as much as ur moms, she was at the parade i saw her.

  • @RFKoirui Jiggle like thunder hahahahhaha!!! made ma laugh that

  • @RFKoirui

    with his 1 tit he could K.O. u in no time

  • хахахахахахах

    зверррр

  • hahahahahahhahahahhahahhaha

  • This is a berserker:P

  • Power ZEUS !!!! ahahhahaha i love ;D

  • umarłem ;p power ZEUS !!!!!! :D

  • Techno Viking makes dancing to My Humps look totally badass.

  • This is the best video of the year!

    All the internetz belong to you!

  • HOLY ZESUS !!

    lolz

  • LMFA ROFL

  • little humps?????

  • Techno Viking does not fight in wars, Wars fight him.

  • @Childrenofbodom66645 ... and lose.

  • give this guy an axe and send him back in time 800 years!

  • hahahaha AWESOMEEE goes so well with the song. fuck ya

  • he reminds me of a body builder caveman

  • lmfao! i completely agree with alrighypewriter, hahahaa.

  • It's hilarious how many songs match up with his dancing. This and Ghost Busters is pretty convincing. LOL

  • its called rhythm. music has it.. dancers have it.

  • TV does not dance to the music. The music dances to TV. All music therefore matches his dancing.

  • wow that video was almost as bad as that damn song!

  • HAhAha, his face!! He's really into the song!!

  • haha that dance is actually rly cool! ^^

  • lol omfg lol, every video of this guy makes me laugh till i piss

  • Thats hilarious.

  • Mercenaries 2: World in flames anyone ????? LOL

  • lmfao yah he looks like one of the characters

  • PWNED

  • LOL GJ 5/5

  • his moobs jig!!!!!!!!!

    lmao gewd vid lol xD

  • He has a herd! The Leader!

  • The Techno Viking would never dance to this mindless, talentless, garbage.

  • Amen.

  • hahahhahahaha very good

  • lol :D oh deary me

  • bigfoot :D

  • agreed and seconded

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT ROCKS !

  • I need to find this guy - i will be a millionair!

  • lol look at his boobs

  • Those are pec muscles bouncing....not fat. But they are bouncy aint they.

  • is this what the internet has come to? seriously... do you think this is what the fucking... hell i dont know... inventors... of the internet intended its use for???

    watching some german viking mixed to some hip hop or some shit while commenting back and forth on how jiggly his pecs are... im serious... im stoned as fuck right now... but im serious... think about that shit... deep...

  • lulz

  • you were on LSD right xD

  • Hahahahah

    So Funny!

  • geniallllllllll..........

  • hes german <3

  • techno wiking is great he looks strange but this video is nice

  • haha nice

  • lmao

  • yeah me 2

  • No one can conquer the techno viking...

    I'll bet if he ever saw this he would kill you though... XD

  • he has been working out a lot

  • Chack Norris is affarid only 2 things

    1 cut beard

    2 Techno viking

  • haha !!!

  • Chuck Norris has a Techno Viking YouTube video, currently it is rated 2 stars.

  • Terrible edit but excellent concept.

  • LMAO, This guy can dance to any music!!!! XD He's got the viking beat!

  • As been said... The technoviking doesn't dance to the music... The music dances to the TECHNOVIKING!

  • your wrong my friend

    the techno viking doesn't dance to the music

    the music dances to techno viking

  • chuck norris dont stand a chance whether fighting or dancing lol

  • i dont care what song it it hed still kill you

    i wanna see him fight chuck norris

  • Remember...ever spoof remix of techno viking, he watches. Beware

  • i loled myself

  • X_X

  • bad performance, but good idea. the very idea made me cry of laughter. try harder next time.

  • not good remix =/ very Bad

  • fuck me hes hench... but he probably has mental disabilitys ;p

  • It is a proven fact that you can't ruin technovikings reputation. Even with my humps.

  • HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • Anyone could do that to an oap

  • he would beat the shit outta chuck norris

  • TechnoViking could beat Chuck Norris...

  • he is a fucking beast...wouldn't wanna piss him off :-)

  • the beat it one is the best

  • PMSL.... funny as fook

  • imao, techno viking rules

  • LOLROFL

  • LoL

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