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  • i feel offended somehow 0.o

  • 4 Years Later :P

  • i hope you know coolie is slave lol

  • omfgg!!!!!!! funny....buh sooooooooooooooooooo true!!!!!!

  • dis soo true

    

  • u some dumb ass motherfuckers u dont even noe wtf u talkin about come around me n i will slap the shit out of u

  • first song?

  • lmao..........................­.............

  • o n 201 trini u needa fuck off cuz barely any guyanese r like dis!

  • Nickpettz hbu cuz unless u coolie u dnt noe how guyanese or trini act, k? n im sure it wuz a joke bout stealin so evry1 whos trashin coolie ppl shut yo fuckin ass up n go get a life cuz u prob dnt evn kno 1 coolie person if u wanna trash coolie ppl! got it nickpettz?n nickpettz y did u evn watch dis video if u wanna trash guyanese?! to start trouble?

  • to be a coolie>>>>>HARDWINE!!

  • Grippin the Grain - Bone Crusher

  • how dem coolie bai luv todance!

  • how can he just walk all up in ppl's houses and just eat the first thinq tht they see!? lol

  • fuck all u stupid guyanese assholes go suck a rum bottle bitchz

  • @nickpetts ayy watch whutch b sayinq bout quyana; yuh no betta so why dont yuh just go back to where the fuck yuh came from. nobody wants yuh here!

  • @s3xyshawtii2334 kiss ma ass hoe

  • ey wey allyuh from guyana for america

  • love all the video how do you be coolie

    (:lol(:

  • All dis tru, even deh part wif coolie people stealing money. (; lmaoo.

  • why did he pay him back in guyana dollars??

  • ayodiese gyyanese different from trinni coolie..lol

  • so true, i does always cook fried rice and chow mein

  • lol

  • lol guyanese r way different

  • dis video is real funny boi, add me on fb,~ claire wat~

  • Some of this is wrong

  • wowow

  • wow this is soo gay

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • coolie pple does like fuck them neighbor wife,daugther or sister dont leave out that

  • @hp11208 you soo fuckin right damnn how u know dis shit i be living in an area wiff all uh dem not to saloptay uh

  • fucking stupid

  • da is d true way fuh b 1 coolie

  • heee mad cuteeeee

  • lmao dem funnyyyyyyyyyy lol

  • coolie people are raceist and selfist

  • we collie like fa wine !!!!

  • haha real coolie dont wear G-Unit

  • ah coolie will always be coolie no matter where they from.....

  • 1:49 dis ting ah so true bai! everytime me brotha them come over, me parents always make chow mein and fried rice

  • "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." I came across two "How to be Coolie" videos. Since I've seen yours, they do not come close to being funny. Yours is the best.

  • They should become a comedian team. They are funny as hell!

  • 1:39 after that he spit everty thing out im sure :}

  • shit, coolie ppl soh dam scravin?

  • guyana baboo

  • lool, cooking chow mein and fried rice when people come over....... Its sooo true!!

  • Dis ah so tru...coolie have 3 gift...cough...cold...n LIE lollll.

  • Trini Indians are the lowest forms of Indians---they are the armpits of all Indians. They have no link to Indian culture. They all get brainwashed by crazy missionaries and convert for a loaf of bread. They are just regular Caribbean people.

  • ent the trini version is "boi" and the guyanese version is "bai"?

  • yea cos these guyanese fucks doh realise the word "coolie" is a racist comment in trinidad. If they consider themselves that fine but in Trinidad its a low class indian person. That wudn't be a problem for guyanese indians since most of them are.

  • haha

  • Me 1 coolie!!!!!

  • me coolie

  • ohh food you!!!!!!!!!!!

    you really you really care fa me!!

    you rass act like you na see jelly bean before

    oh cokkie and thing bhai!

    LMFAO!!!

  • coolie people is always teef ting lol

  • All dis is so true!!!!

  • Lmfao I'm 'coolie'

  • Alll Guyanese are related some how ; be careful who you are attracted tooo . haha .

  • @guyanesebby26 SO TRUE. I'm probably related to you somehow. Haha

  • Me ah wan coolie and meh proud

  • i feel offended :(

    lmao

  • 100% true... hits the mark everytime

  • weird...like if abunch of jamaicans and indians had kids....i guess thats why all these indian people tell me their trinidadian.

  • i yo collie crab dag

  • Funny stuff...

  • LOL! how did skinny one hungry so!!!!

  • wait.....being a coolie is a whole race? cuz im a coolie, but everyone just says im basically black without the wooly hair

  • ahhh NO that's being Guyanese.

  • ah man im happy with what i am and thats a guyanese men.. :P

  • plz comment and watch my videos and subscribe

  • wukking up

  • That's probably how you American Guyanese a stay.

    We British Guyanese nuh tief man.

  • that one greedy a hell lol

  • the ending isnt true....

  • LOL

    trruueee tingss

    im a wannabe coolie in the making :P

  • that is guyana coolie not trini coolie .we trini coolie like curry and real pepper not fried rice chow mein .

  • do guyanese and trini really hate each other? i have trini friends and i dont hate them. those guys are trini and im guyanese and most of these things apply to me. us guyanese eat Friedrich and dem things us like dress up and dem things

  • @22people22 i believe dem a guyanese cuz trini pplz say boi n we guyanese say bai..soo yaa meh think dem a guyanese....

  • @guyanesehottie13 tell you the truth i cant even tell you the difference and im guyenese

  • @22people22 am i the only one who hate this new you tube layout

  • @22people22 am i the only one who hate this new you tube layout

  • u fucken coolies are waste

    its ll about punjabis

  • @ Russelpeters305.....FUCK OFF U CUNT PUNJABIS ARE WASTE U PPL STINK TAKING OVER UR STINKING SELVES ALL OVER USA AND CANADA GO FUCKING TAKE A SHOWER DONT MESS WITH A COOLIE U UGLY PUNJABI BITCHES FUCK YOUR GURUNANAK DAVE JEET GOD FUCK ALL YOUR PUNJABI SHITS!!

  • YE YE :)

    stop hating on the coolies stillll

    gotta love it all yuh noe

    wait.. are u relli russel peters?

    LOL thats pretty lame

    but punjabs and coolies are hot together ;)

  • @Russelpeters305 SMFYD

  • yu fucken coolies suck its all bout PUNJABBSSSSSS

  • lol cookie and ting!

  • coolie does always steal ting. rofl

  • ah like how dey dancin chutney to alison hinds socaa

  • this is deff a coolie im trini & guynese n this is exactly how my family is ,,,, but where ya coolie music & curry goat n roti...lol

  • Lol i am coolie and i do all of those thing

  • IM a Vincy Coolie....crazy ppl lmao

  • hahahah dis so tru!!! but guyuna coolies kinda different to trini coolies

  • @nikkiboi1 ya right. trini coolies are better!

  • @nikkiboi1 ....omg dats so true.........guyana hav d real coolies......trini coolies more civilized...

  • @nikkiboi1 how so ?

  • @nikkiboi1 i should go 2 guyunese coolie house everyday so me don't need 2 cook me just eat fried rice and chow mein at the coolie house everyday

  • My bad i was signed into the wrong account ryanks123456 is my brother this is mine lol

  • lmao some ppl need lighten up!! This shit is funny!!

    And tru anytime i go by a trini house i get fried rice and chow mein adn stew chicken or curry chicken and they always have curry duck lmao

  • u sonz ah bitchez need to be chopped to fock up by sum real cooliezzzzzzz, come down by my town n do dis shit nah, yuh wld get chopped to fock up....................this iz so retarded, especially wen you guys are coolie n degrading n embarassing your slfz including your fellow east indians like dat, pray that people dont see this video and take it the wrong way, cuz u will b served..............

  • the dude in the green shirt is cute

  • ulya rell funny buh

  • you must go to carabana in toronto LOL

  • you have the best videos

  • dat was funny dat nigga was hungry lol

  • bush coolie..!!!

    XD

  • eh,I'm guyanese and i dont even talk like that. I mean i say proper english sometimes to,not guyanese words all dhee time. I mean I talk coolie sometimez yea,but seriously...sometimes u need to use sum proper english.

  • i'm a trini and i think is funny! Good job allyuh make me laugh je jeee jeeee

  • This the only video of these boys i dont like. How could u be so stupid to promote this derogatory term????? Thank God im living in a very politically correct society but what would u do if your (white) employer called u by that name???? You stupid foolie boys want some good lash!

  • You need to learn some peoper english. I am trini and I dont talk like that

  • You need to learn to spell...it's "proper" ...I'm Guyanese and I don't talk like that....

  • cookie an ting

  • mad funni

    i luv dis vid

  • kissmyass

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!! This was too funny!!!

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  • lol coolie is not a "type of job" a person does... and if they used guyanese in the video then they would be referring to all the different races...but as you  can see it's about "INDIANS", not every1...

  • lmaoooo!!! 1:17 1:40

  • typical

  • all of dat all yah say is so true

  • lolz do dat in nz u will never be kool u will be l8ed

  • this shit is making me home sick....lol...I love it

  • lolz coolie!!

  • meh god dis ing funny bai me ah one coolie gyal ayudies rock too funny ;)

    I watch all ur episodes bai

    do one for oh basanti, and nuni gyal

  • wamm bai

  • al dem thing yall say bout collie ppl true!

  • dit is ook weer sown kankerschande

  • hahah u guyanese crack me up an nutten wrong with fry rice an chowmein hahahaha

  • "OH FOOD!"

    LMAO!! That sounds so much like my brother!

  • lololololloloololololololoolol­olol

  • wat is this song at 0:25

  • idk

  • dats a real coolie deh! lmao

  • no way da bai drink all dat rum. da wata!

  • LMFAO all this is true

  • dats a new one i'm bajan so i must be an island rat?

  • u again, i wasn't talking about bajans

  • k, i thought Barbados was an island, then who or what is an island rat?

  • I wasn't talking about Barbados, i was talking about the Trini dat was talking shit to me

  • GTJoKer2911 wasnt tlkin to u dam r u even readin wat he sayin? dang u slow as fk

  • dude who u calling slow? oh he was real descriptive!! my bad for not knowing what an island rat is!

  • why cant some people just take the jokes and chill

  • amen gyal. be easy. too many people dem think this is serious. its fuckin myspace. no need to get angry here.

  • Not only are you an island rat, your a dumb island rat, Guyana is part of South America and de West Indies dumb fuck. Too many dumb island rats running around thinking they know everything

  • wat is the song 0:25

  • ah yuh rass 2 gud dey

  • yea this is how to be Guyanese not coolie

    if you dont believe me look it but it doesn't take much to be retarded i mean Guyanese you are just born that way

  • yu rass like talk shit too much, fuckin island rat

  • how about you find somewhere and hang yourself ...dont be mad that your from South America and not the west indies

  • guyana ah west indies too. west INDIAN.

  • ok there have you looked at a map of the world or looked at a globe lately ...i dont think that you have so next time get your fax right before you challenge some one elses knowledge ...

  • who the fuck r u talking to?

  • not you

  • choetia

  • +R1n1 2 D 80n3!!! =D

    add me on rs-legolasl2740 got banned so ill try to get him back in 1 yr...add zammor0ck for da time...

  • to be a cooolie..... you mussi gafi taak like dis

  • all da tru bai

  • I LOVE that it ended with "I Get Money" . This definitely gives me an inside scoop on how coolie people "really are". Oh definitely enjoyed that only two people were able to do this with a straight face, that just shows this was hilarity in the making, nice video=]

  • Iknoe im coolie & my dad always acts like diss

  • ayy bai yuh stealin de man food...lol yuh guys so funny!

  • lmao

  • fried rice and chowmein when people come over. SO true. xD

    biggg uppp DBP

  • wha happin banna wha happen to al de video mek more bai

  • So true lol

  • me a coolie yah banna

  • lol coolie people diz alwys teif!

  • o mei gosh how true dey r dat is dah main food

  • dem propa like fa dig

  • lollll

    it trueee

    meh muda alwayzz cook fry rice when some one come over or chowmein

  • aye bai this rass ting a tru.. me gwan ova to me bois house he rass alwais have fried rice and chow min to eat.. big up duttyboipproduction..

  • LMAO... all of it are true; except my family DOES NOT steal!

  • dont lie to us.

  • im serious

  • this bai got no manners.....

  • Oh scunt boi...

  • haha true coolie people does alwayz steal people ting

    lol i luv all yuh

  • this is so whack

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  • ya head full of shit!

  • Lol some of the stuff are true i dont steel!