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  • lol, my answer is to the banana arguement involves digestive enzymes and plant cell's cell-walls.

  • God wants us to fuck our hands with bananas? o.O Oh my... Not to mention they're made for easy entry of the mouth.... you sick mother fuckers!

  • I watched the first minute of this guy and had to stop. He's so snarky and condescending, it literally makes ya nauseous.

  • im hungry for a bannana

  • all athiests will be sorry for wat they saw. and all will bow to the lord for he is your god. u will have no mercy on u

  • Show me some transitional evolutionary forms (that are not fake) and I'll believe there is no God. Or, tell me where all the dark matter came from that exploded in the "big bang." Or, tell me the (actual) odds of evolution actually occurring. Or maybe, when you can explode a pile of scrap electronics and "create" a perfectly designed camera, I will believe God didn't create all of existence.

  • @Choochlyman Odds of evolution occurring: Approximately 99.99999% (we've observed it occurring in nearly all species of bacteria, some frogs, etc). The dark matter/big-bang stuff? Yeah, that's a lot farther out. My point: Science is rather fluid in its understanding and doesn't rely on labeling things "Obviously true" or "Obviously false". Instead, it uses "this is our best guess for now" and uses it until something better happens. Why? Because it's better than sitting on our asses doing nothing

  • @Choochlyman

    Every fossil is a transitional form between two different beings. However creationists in their ignorance refuses to understand what transitional forms, or the fact that lack of any given transitional form is essentially meaningless as to whether evolution is correct or not.

  • @semaphore1842 Fine. Show me a transitional fossil between an ape and a human then.

  • @Choochlyman

    You should be able to find images for most of these on google. I know you're probably going to claim that they are all either humans or apes, or that they're faked. In which case, what's the evidence for your claims? - Sahelanthropus tchadensis - Australopithecus ramidus - Australopithecus afarensis - Australopithecus africanus - Australopithecus sediba - Australopithecus aethiopicus - Australopithecus robustus - Homo habilis - Homo georgicus - Homo erectus

  • @Choochlyman (Not Semaphore, but your stupidity fascinates me.) CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! In chronological order: Australopithecus anamensis; Australopithecus garhi; Homo gautengensis; Homo habilis; Homo georgicus; Homo ergaster; Homo erectus (Peking Man); Homo antecessor; Homo erectus;  Homo sapiens (this one's us).

  • @Choochlyman hmmm, obvious examples of evolution. The entire collection of canine breeds. And i'm only talking about dogs. If evolution doesn't exist, then how were we able to create such a variety ranging from little Chihuahua to massive Saint Bernard. This is a man generated evolution (aka selective breeding) rather than natural evolution, but none the less: Evolution. In Natural Evolution, it involves survival traits instead.

  • But you forget, In Fruits 7:12 it clearly states that pineapples be the fruit of the devil.

  • They taste better if you open them from the other end.

    Opening it from the "bottom" more cleanly separates the membrane from the pulp.

    That's a fucking useless tab if you ask me.

  • @Salt0fTheEarth Well.. its more like a stem like the stem that is attached to an apple....

  • 31 people mistook the thumbs-down for thumbs-up. Whoops!

  • And then we lost the Gros Michel, even. Aww. Stupid banana plants all being grown form the same original plant and thus all being susceptible to any single contagion. (Apparently the Gros Michel still exists, but not commercially for consumption).

  • Whooooooot. So fun.

  • And coconut water is so good too...

  • I would just like to say that the Pineapple and the Coconut are not the worst fruits. I guess they are just cruel jokes.

    Next exhibit: the Durian. Go find it on Wikipedia, as I dont want to post the quotes on how vile the smell is. The inside tastes good, apparently. What the hell is that about, then? By what I read, it probably smells better after it rots than when its ripe.

  • Christ I thought the cocoa man were going to cut out one finger...

  • "...cursed is the ground because of you; in toil you shall eat of it all the days of your life; thorns and thistles it shall bring forth to you;"

    Genesis 3, verse 17-18

  • What the fuck does this have to do with this video, some how I bet this is supposed to be some kind of quote mine from the bible, but it fails. By the way, after having read the entire bible, your verse still dosent make ANY sence.

  • both sides of story suck .. religious motherfuckers and atheist motherfuckers .. you are both same crap, you just dont realize it, because you are too busy picking up on the opposite side ...

  • @acidmasterx Which leaves a single question. What exactly are you?

  • @megafire7 where's you logic, if i'm neither religious or atheist .. i'm creator of spacetime/matter/and all the laws that are binding it together [ aka God] .. duh :)

  • @megafire7 world is not what you see it is, it's just your perception of it, there is no colors, smells or sounds, we are all masters of our own perception, as matter of fact you and me might have totally different perception of color, i could see all colors inverted, or you could, we could never know, same thing with other senses, so when it comes to taste; maybe we all like the same thing, but because we see/smell/fell/taste it differently we then use to like different shit

  • @megafire7 thanks to us universe exists, don't forget that, so we kinda are god to it ... universe - without someone knowing it exists, experiencing it, thinking about it, then it really doesnt exist ... immagine universe without inteligent life, no one would ever know it's there, that equivalent to as if it never existed ... by forcing mystery of life on us the universe it'self is feeding it's ego

  • @acidmasterx The universe would exist with or without us anyway. Nobody might know it exist, but it would exist nonetheless. It's like asking if a tree falls in a forest, of course there is a sound, simply because of how we've defined 'sound'. We've defined it so it doesn't need us, the same way we've defined the universe without actually needing us.

  • @megafire7 you are sill within the box ... i see you like colorfull explanations, i can come up with one aswell ... egg without a chick to sit on it will remain an egg and eventually rot

  • @acidmasterx Of course I am within the box. We all are. The box is what makes everything we do meaningful.

    And please tell me what that last one means?

  • @megafire7 if there was no people that thought out of the box, you wouldnt have today a radio communication, you would think illness is evil magic, you would think sun is revolving around the the earth ... it takes a great mind to look outside of the box, most are dumb for this kind of activity

  • @acidmasterx Actually, no.

    The fact that people thought illness was evil magic was because they sought for explanations outside the box.

    The fact that we don't think so now is because we actually examined the box a lot more closely than we had done before.

  • @megafire7 ok you definitelly dont understand me at all, i guess our world perceptions are totally appart, you live to be here, and i am here to live

    illness as magic is not an outside thinking, that was the best possible assumption for that time, because many phenomenon such as weather were unexplained and were concidered magic. people that thought this all was magic looked smart and everyone looked up to them because it seemed the best possible explanation

  • @acidmasterx Excuse me, but I live here to have fun. I do not see life as nothing but a drag, as you seem to think I do.

    And no, magic was pulling in other unknowns to explain unknowns. Nevertheless, we examined our little box closer and found better explanations.

  • @megafire7 same thing is happening today, many people look smart and talk "smart", for what, just so that from some instance in the future people will look at them and concider them primitive ... simplest explanations are most likely the wrong ones, and yet we tend to stick to simple ones... einstein said once "if your theory can be explained to average men and they can understand it quite easily, then most likely something is wrong with it"

  • @acidmasterx Einstein did not say that. What he did say was this: "You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."

    And the simplest explanations usually are the best ones. With simplest I mean explanations with the fewest assumptions. Have you ever heard of Occam's Razor?

  • I don't even like bananas << OR Pineapple...except with brown sugar. Mmm, delicious stomach-eating acids.

  • The pineapple is an apple, you're not supposed to eat it, that's why he armored it.

    They ARE screw top, they just don't open it, lol

    Still a great vid

  • It's like even the food is trying is kill you! Then again, they WERE living organisms. I'm sure they didnt WANT to be eaten.

  • 1:37 thank you, now I can never eat a banana again.

  • "I've had sleepless nights about these, I tell you..."

  • this is pure gold, hahahaha 5/5

  • good video.

  • 1:37 reminds me of something

  • 3:19 has bigger innuendo.

  • god has a reason too make pineapples spiky, NO PINEAPPLEZ 4 U!!!!@

  • Google "Durian". itd have to be ten times more painful to hold than a pineapple.

  • That was beautiful, nickGis0001. You had me rolling.

  • whahahah superb vid man.

  • I couldn't take this video seriously with all the phallic imagery dominating my thoughts, lol :P

  • Hahaha I am proper laughing :L

  • 4:40 pineaplle part i love it

  • lol 4:14

  • I'm a Christian, but I'm on your side with this one Nick. Too much of what some of us come up with is just a wank. Just leaves us open for ridicule, don't it.

  • i toook some of this kinda dirty lol but good vid

  • just a little dirty' ahahahaha.

  • SPOILER: All commercially available bananas sold in the world today are genetically identical, its a strain chosen by farmers.

  • Raw onions are yum in salads and such - but the point is made.

    Intelligent design does exist: we do it all the time! Somehow I figure that if the universe was designed to be human-habitable our habitat wouldn't be limited to one tiny speck of dust in an insignificant corner of the Universe

  • Women should have equal sexual desires to men because My Penis is fit in her vagina, hands, mouth, asshole, hair, nose, under arms, ears, etc.

  • So I guess you could say the banana is indeed intelligently designed - by farmers. ;)

  • It's not that rope and post thing, actually electrons are in certain orbitals because in any space other than that orbital destructive interference would cause their wave functions to cancel itself out.

  • Brilliant! Funny shit. Thanks

  • I just had a look at the Amazon previews

    of Ray Comfort's new book

    You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can't Make Him Think.

    Have a look; you won't believe your eyes!

    Comfort thinks that according to evolution,

    man and woman evolved separately but simultaneously,

    water evolved just in time for them to drink it,

    and that gravity evolved just in time to hold them to the earth!

    It's really the most astounding drivel I've ever seen.

    Have a look!

  • Good find, man. Though I sincerely (albeit futilely) hope no one actually buys this rubbish.

  • What's wrong with raw onions?? I have them in my burgers!

    But otherwise, pretty funny yeah!

  • Well OBVIOUSLY the pineapple is an ungodly fruit which we were not supposed to eat

  • bahaha classic

  • The forbidden fruit, in the Garden of Eden?

    Pineapple.

  • your a jackass money cult as dumb as religious person

  • @Pratchettgaiman Well actually, the pineapple contains enzymes that are able to harm, as well as dissolve your internals if eaten enough. :>

  • I ate a banana with perforations once. I knew I should have picked a less seedy-looking nightclub.

    Slept really well that night though.

  • it proves evolution monkeys eat bananas they have hand like are hands Dur christian idiots

  • herp

  • The ark!!!!!!!! You're a laugh a minute!

  • NICE the guy with the coconut talk about the different between Quebec French and French French!!

    Sorry, being from Montreal I find it very amusing that this tourist from Montreal end up in such a video...

  • o yeah god made 2 people and they ad 7 boys and than the boys ad 7 more kids with there mom and so on sound abut right. if you ask me it just stupid.

  • i think the pineapple is difficult to get into because god doesn't want us to have it! those hawaiians are all going to hell!

  • rofl i know right!!!!

  • i love how you admit that you don't know everything but then you say that you do know that god created us... how did you come about this? you were there when he created us? even better created us perfect without flaw... you must have only met people from the master race!

  • I'm an atheist and I'm afraid of bananas. Not because I'm an atheist but because I was viciously attacked by a banana as child.

    They say the pain gets better, but it never goes away.

  • I truly sympathize.I too suffered a vicious attack from a rabid banana which traumatized me no end. I wasnt able to go out for fear of psychological damage I propose a boycott against bananas.

  • I am soo sorry to hear that you guys were viciously attacked by a banana. :'( I myself am terrified of bananas because I was painfully raped by a banana back when my asshole was still tight :'(

  • Oh bless.DId you press charges against that slimey banana? How dare it. At least the banana couldve used a bit of foreplay. I wonder what Ray and Kirk have to say about that.

  • Yes I definetely did press charges against the sick bastard and it's been in jail for about 9 years now =) I love justice!!!!

  • It take's 1 newton of force to move one cubic gram of banana 1 cm. If you propel a banana to relativisitic velocities, you can obliterate any pie from over a mile away.

  • hahaha.Ill keep that in mind next time Im attacked by a rabid banana.

  • So we have established that you do not know anything about what you believe in.

    Conversation is over :)

  • Divorce rates are higher amongst American Christians then anyone else in the world.

    Thats because of Sexual Incompatibility.

    Incidentally, I do believe that if you are married you should only have sex with your marital partner, it is the MORAL choice.

    However, everything else you believe is wrong. Science has proved where disease and negative mutations come from. If you honestly believe in God, you should be able to explain to me why he allows these things, and how you love that they happen.

  • Oh so God made 2 people perfectly, but nothing else on the planet.

    If God made Adam and Eve perfect and without flaw, why did he make EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING on the planet, with multiple flaws? Why? Why would an all loving god do that to us? As you believe that we do not evolve, you now need to give me a reason why God doesn't make us perfectly.

  • The human race is perfect without flaw? Is that why I wear glasses? My eyes have never worked properly, so I need to wear glasses in order to make them work. What about people born with weak hearts? What about people who are born mentally or physically disabled? What about infants and mothers thats die during childbirth? How can you honestly look at the human race, look at all of our biological and medical flaws, and then proudly claim we were made to be perfect. You have been deluded.

  • Why didn't god just create us to be naturally strong then?

  • "god, ya really fucked up on this one!"

    this video is pure domination

  • Brilliant!!!

  • haha go darwin's theory! man just reading those christian fanatics about god is a big joke! but we have to be open minded n accept their beliefs too

  • What is this Guy saying? You dont belive in God? Dont beilive in the SuperNatural? Thats it? Atheist couldnt possibly believe anything exist thats not Natural? well thats one of the Laws of the universe that You belive True, God Made it that way, He created us so we kinda have to live by his rules. I am Open Minded, Please Explain to me How something can come from NOTHING! Thats it, Thats All I want is some1 to show me How something can come from Nothing!

  • same way anti-matter and matter cancel each other out.

  • God would have to create something from nothing too. Removing God from the equation removed one more problem.

    And who created god?

  • Sorry to respond so long.

    That is a Dang good Question, WHo created God? even I wonder. But amazingly the answer is quite simple but, you would never think of it unless someone told you. God is Eternal, Everlasting, Their is no Begining and no End to God. God Dwells outside the Realm of Time, unlike You and I who are bound by this Realm of time, life and death.

  • Nothing can exist without time, and that is by a creationist definition.

  • It is Hard to Comprehend, but it is Makes sense Right? That There could be a Realm with no begining or End, a Realm that was always there where the Laws of time do not Exist.

    It seems hard to undestand because it is not Natural, but then again God is Not Natural. What if God made it Natural for Humans to Have Super Powers? Or 12 Arms, or Women have Penis and Guys Vachinas? Than it would seem Normal if it was made that way. We kinda are bound by Those Laws.

  • Also Why no Scientist can create an Atom, the very thing everything is made up of. Plus The electrons are in an atom or all Postive Charges, but isn't one of the laws of electricity that Like charges Repel? why dont they scatter into space? ANother thing That is Amazing is what in all that is Natural made the very force of Light, Air, Gravity, anything else you can think of and how Outer Space goes on Forever! Didn't mean to write too much but, I think everyone should try to figure this out.

  • Scientists can create atoms easily, you dumbshit.

    Go studying Physics and atomical forces, before talking about stuff you don't know, thinking you're right because you're as ignorant as a brick.

    God has the properties of a four dimensional entity, though nobody has ever seen any.

    So it probably doesn't exist, at all.

  • OK. Firstly creating an atom would require converting energy into matter, something that is not currently understood, in order to conserve the equilibrium between the two. Its not impossible, just something that is currently not possible, due to a lack of understanding.

    Electrons are negatively charged. Positrons (in the nucleus of atoms) are negatively charged. They attract. The attraction of positrons overcomes the repulsions of the elctrons for each other. That is very simplified.

  • Actually nuclear fusion is currently understood

  • No one claims something comes from nothing, anyone that does make that claim is wrong.

  • By the way my comment was for SeanSaosin.

  • This over thousands of years resulted in what we have now, combined with various methods of cross pollination and cultivation, the results are better fruit and vegetables for human consumption.......NOT GODS WORK OR DESIGN. It is so obvious that when a Theist talks about some scientific fact they sound so unintelligent. Please do some research and study on this topic before commenting with such positivism (If thats even a word lol).

  • I almost laughed...

    Nice... O.O

  • First of all he didn't say humans created fruit he said that we designed it or cultivated it to be accurate! You obviously didn't listen! The same way we domesticated animals to meet our needs and bred the best ones over time to get better meat and milk and so on, which meant that each generation of sheep and cow over time has been evolved and enhanced, we did the same to fruits and vegetables.Over years and years we picked the best ones out and took the seeds out of them and cultivated them

  • You so nasty...Makes me wanna eat a banana and drink a penis colada.

  • Thank you very much for this video.

  • Absolutely awesome, i have seen literally hundreds and hundreds of movies and i dont think any quote is going to top "God, you really fucked up on this one, the pineapple"

  • I've always wanted to see a man fight a pineapple. :-)

  • not to mention mushrooms...where's the warning label on those?

    what's god trying to do? kill us?!

  • Brilliant!!

  • lol!!! this was freaking funny :)

  • Nice Library you've got there! Perl, Delphi, PHP...

    Are you a programmer?

  • I like your style man, very good video.

  • God, you really fucked up on this one.

  • I gotta say, after nectarines, honeydew melons, grapes, pears, mandarins and tangerines, hell even the humble apple, the banana is way down there - a boring fruit.

    Sorry God but more of a rotten tomato than the fruit of your labour. (And I suppose the 'tangelo' is also one of God's finest too - he really should register that trademark.)

  • ow, really nice video!

    btw, i think u have pissed of some christians over here, not that i care ;)

    keep going like this!

  • Homophobes need not watch! You made my day, Gisburne. Thanks.

  • "I will destroy the wisdom of the wise; the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."

    I will destroy the creation of creationism; the faith of the believers, i will make questions than god will can't give me an answer.

    Your Sentence is just an excuse for not recognize the truth. God is not exist, if he realy exist, is not util for nothing

  • LMFAO!

  • I am Nick Gisburne and I approve this message :o)

  • this is the answer for evrything, there are JUST FRUITS, yeah, fruits , so amazing.. hahaha

    bye

  • Ray comfort must think that only the bananas that are "well made" come from gods magical banana factory... apparently he means the growers who made it that way because natural bananas are more like coconuts.

  • This is a funny one, I'm a Christian and I think this banana argument is bogus. Goes to show why the atheists don't have to work hard to trounce this, cause theres just not a lot of substantive thought coming from the Christian community--and if there is, I can't hear it.

  • the only difference between a stupid christian and an intelligent christian is the amount of their own religion they accept as true. I'm afraid it is impossible to make a good intellectual defense of christianity because such a defense does not exist.

  • The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned. The spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man's judgment: "For who has known the mind of the Lord that he may instruct him?" But we have the mind of Christ.

  • i luuuuuuuurrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvv mudkipz!

  • Are you serious? If not, good job, I lol'd. If so, I feel bad for you, but not enough to pray for you.

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • little kid go play with your dog or something

  • Why would you waste time making these idiotic pointless videos? Go help the homeless or starving in your local. Fucking dolt. This planet has enough problems, use your time wisely and yes, before asking, I do. Many hundreds of hours. hence the zero count of videos I have made here. Grow up mate.

  • "Why would you waste time making these idiotic pointless videos?Go help the homeless or starving in your local.Fucking dolt.(...).Grow up mate."

    But you waste time commenting and badmouthing people on YouTube.

    And do your homework.Nick Gisburne has written a book on the subjects he talks about here.You don't have to like what he says or writes,but stop wasting everybody's time including yours by writing uninformed and ungrounded comments.

  • Stupid kid, it took me five minutes of my late evening. I guarantee he takes a bit more to make this rubbish. You want to hear the errors? Listen! If you need me to point them out, join his club! Oh yeah, you already have. So suck his dork while you are at it too. Sorry ol chap, but he is quite stupid you know. Cherrio.

  • Can anyone tell me why videos of this intelligent person are repeatedly taken down from You Tube?

  • He is not intelligent. This video proves it. I am not a Christian so don't start. I am an intelligent person who can find fault where it lies. I can name twenty idiotic errors he made in this one alone. He is basically arguing with himself. He makes up situations and bolsters the other side with his goofy remarks. That is intelligent?

  • Arguing with oneself is a rhetorical principle in logic. Do your homework. And put your money where your mouth is and name the "twenty idiotic errors". You can be of a different opinion, but backing it up is not equal to saying someone is stupid. Grow up.

  • By the way. I have been watching his videos for a while now. I did not make the assumption whether he is intelligent or not based on one video alone.

    Peace.

  • Okay, I should be more patient when reading but I really am pressed for time. Peace on

  • It's all good with me, peaceonearth777.I know that the subject can evoke strong emotions.I also have to bite my tongue when discussing such things with someone who is of faith or simply of a different opinion.Principally I have no problem whatsoever with faith,as long as children hear and are taught both sides and as long as faith is taught as such and not as a pseudo-science.

  • I really don't know why Religion wants to prove its right all the time,especially at the moment,Intelligent Design now being taught in some American schools as a science,sometimes *instead of* science...Either you believe or you don't, but people should leave faith in the church.Peace :-)

  • because he speaks truth. and the government doesnt like the truth.

  • omg! this guy is my new hero.

  • Hey, man, I just want to say God bless you for that video. I was laughing my ass off. Very good points. Keep kicking Christian ass. Technically, my ass, too, since I said "God bless you". But it's all good.

  • sharp rocks are the answer to the pinapple, and everyone knows god dessigned the pineapple to only open easily if you smash it on a web cam. and shut up about the ridges turn the damn thing around, and then hold hand in the same position as for chuging a bear.

  • great sex ed video

  • what a wonderful christian you are.

  • That's not to christian like.

  • maybe god was thinking with the pineapple...maybe u can get off ur lazy arse and get yourself a knife to cut it open with.

  • sorry this is funny regradless of what you believe

  • It's a banana-not a bononna. Clown!

  • he's atheist so he must be gay! that's just as logical as the banana/god thing

  • oh that's right, The penis is a Christian's worst nightmare.

  • lol!

  • Damn funny video!

  • but remember we can only plant and water, I learned along time ago, it's God's job to make it grow...so don't stress over it....religion never opens eyes anyway I agree with them there...only God does...if they can't look at this world and see everything was created around them and for them...and therefore there had to someone behind that...we can't force them to see it..

  • There are 2 types of storys, historical events and mythology. Mythology usually incorperates the supernatural and doesnt leave behind supporting evidence while historical events do. See we know that Alexander the Great lived as there are many detailed artifacts and storys of Alexander's life, but the legend that he is the son of Zeus (king of the gods) is myth the guy was proberbly honestly mistaken...

  • Now we turn to Moses, who he and hundreds of thousands apparently wandered the desert for 40 years, for that long there should be plenty of evidence there, theres not a single trace, theres no mention of a Moses anywhere outside the bible. Scientific facts to us are more credible than a book also, so that blows Genesis 1 out as a literal story, we know the earth is 4.5 billion years old, we know primates are only a few million years old.

  • Yep yep yep I am a devout Christian....you can only present your evidence and if they blow it off...it's between them and God...the fact you are so passionately trying to get them to see our side shows you really do care about them...

  • ....correction it was the Christian Catholic Apostolic Church who believed the world was flat(sorry not a C...I'm assuming there's a difference between them and the CC).......you all still going back and forth?

  • Hi, are you a christian? Thanks for the support! I don't know if it does any good talking to these atheist, They can never say nobody ever told me about Jesus and His love for me. Like it or not we will all stand before God in judgment, I'm Glad I have Jesus that makes me as white as snow. I am forgiven!

  • Then why did you bother commenting in an atheist channel? Go to that nutball monica denningtons channel if you want "support from your fellow christians"

    And for the record the "white as snow" comment sounds a little racist, choose your words better next time

  • 1)correction christianity is world wide research the persecuted church, 2) and correction again, the bible actually taught "It is he that sits upon the circle of the earth" (Isaiah 40:22), and "He . . . hangs the earth upon nothing" (Job 26:7),

  • and also "The wind goes toward the south, and turns about unto the north; it whirls about continually, and the wind returns again according to his circuits" (Ecclesiastes 1:6),