He makes a good point that the banana is user-friendly to primates. But, that's evidence of evolution. A banana spreads its seeds through the seed-bearing fruit. To have an improved chance of success in spreading seeds, it must be appealing to animals, or it will fail. It must be easy to carry, easy to open, and must be palatable and nutritious. If so, then many generations of animals will consume it. When the animal carries it far, and defecates, the seeds are deposited, and it grows easily.
Show me some transitional evolutionary forms (that are not fake) and I'll believe there is no God. Or, tell me where all the dark matter came from that exploded in the "big bang." Or, tell me the (actual) odds of evolution actually occurring. Or maybe, when you can explode a pile of scrap electronics and "create" a perfectly designed camera, I will believe God didn't create all of existence.
@Choochlyman Odds of evolution occurring: Approximately 99.99999% (we've observed it occurring in nearly all species of bacteria, some frogs, etc). The dark matter/big-bang stuff? Yeah, that's a lot farther out. My point: Science is rather fluid in its understanding and doesn't rely on labeling things "Obviously true" or "Obviously false". Instead, it uses "this is our best guess for now" and uses it until something better happens. Why? Because it's better than sitting on our asses doing nothing
Every fossil is a transitional form between two different beings. However creationists in their ignorance refuses to understand what transitional forms, or the fact that lack of any given transitional form is essentially meaningless as to whether evolution is correct or not.
You should be able to find images for most of these on google. I know you're probably going to claim that they are all either humans or apes, or that they're faked. In which case, what's the evidence for your claims? - Sahelanthropus tchadensis - Australopithecus ramidus - Australopithecus afarensis - Australopithecus africanus - Australopithecus sediba - Australopithecus aethiopicus - Australopithecus robustus - Homo habilis - Homo georgicus - Homo erectus
@Choochlyman (Not Semaphore, but your stupidity fascinates me.) CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! In chronological order: Australopithecus anamensis; Australopithecus garhi; Homo gautengensis; Homo habilis; Homo georgicus; Homo ergaster; Homo erectus (Peking Man); Homo antecessor; Homo erectus; Homo sapiens (this one's us).
@Choochlyman hmmm, obvious examples of evolution. The entire collection of canine breeds. And i'm only talking about dogs. If evolution doesn't exist, then how were we able to create such a variety ranging from little Chihuahua to massive Saint Bernard. This is a man generated evolution (aka selective breeding) rather than natural evolution, but none the less: Evolution. In Natural Evolution, it involves survival traits instead.
And then we lost the Gros Michel, even. Aww. Stupid banana plants all being grown form the same original plant and thus all being susceptible to any single contagion. (Apparently the Gros Michel still exists, but not commercially for consumption).
I would just like to say that the Pineapple and the Coconut are not the worst fruits. I guess they are just cruel jokes.
Next exhibit: the Durian. Go find it on Wikipedia, as I dont want to post the quotes on how vile the smell is. The inside tastes good, apparently. What the hell is that about, then? By what I read, it probably smells better after it rots than when its ripe.
What the fuck does this have to do with this video, some how I bet this is supposed to be some kind of quote mine from the bible, but it fails. By the way, after having read the entire bible, your verse still dosent make ANY sence.
both sides of story suck .. religious motherfuckers and atheist motherfuckers .. you are both same crap, you just dont realize it, because you are too busy picking up on the opposite side ...
@megafire7 where's you logic, if i'm neither religious or atheist .. i'm creator of spacetime/matter/and all the laws that are binding it together [ aka God] .. duh :)
@megafire7 world is not what you see it is, it's just your perception of it, there is no colors, smells or sounds, we are all masters of our own perception, as matter of fact you and me might have totally different perception of color, i could see all colors inverted, or you could, we could never know, same thing with other senses, so when it comes to taste; maybe we all like the same thing, but because we see/smell/fell/taste it differently we then use to like different shit
@megafire7 thanks to us universe exists, don't forget that, so we kinda are god to it ... universe - without someone knowing it exists, experiencing it, thinking about it, then it really doesnt exist ... immagine universe without inteligent life, no one would ever know it's there, that equivalent to as if it never existed ... by forcing mystery of life on us the universe it'self is feeding it's ego
@acidmasterx The universe would exist with or without us anyway. Nobody might know it exist, but it would exist nonetheless. It's like asking if a tree falls in a forest, of course there is a sound, simply because of how we've defined 'sound'. We've defined it so it doesn't need us, the same way we've defined the universe without actually needing us.
@megafire7 you are sill within the box ... i see you like colorfull explanations, i can come up with one aswell ... egg without a chick to sit on it will remain an egg and eventually rot
@megafire7 if there was no people that thought out of the box, you wouldnt have today a radio communication, you would think illness is evil magic, you would think sun is revolving around the the earth ... it takes a great mind to look outside of the box, most are dumb for this kind of activity
@megafire7 ok you definitelly dont understand me at all, i guess our world perceptions are totally appart, you live to be here, and i am here to live
illness as magic is not an outside thinking, that was the best possible assumption for that time, because many phenomenon such as weather were unexplained and were concidered magic. people that thought this all was magic looked smart and everyone looked up to them because it seemed the best possible explanation
@megafire7 same thing is happening today, many people look smart and talk "smart", for what, just so that from some instance in the future people will look at them and concider them primitive ... simplest explanations are most likely the wrong ones, and yet we tend to stick to simple ones... einstein said once "if your theory can be explained to average men and they can understand it quite easily, then most likely something is wrong with it"
@acidmasterx Einstein did not say that. What he did say was this: "You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."
And the simplest explanations usually are the best ones. With simplest I mean explanations with the fewest assumptions. Have you ever heard of Occam's Razor?
I'm a Christian, but I'm on your side with this one Nick. Too much of what some of us come up with is just a wank. Just leaves us open for ridicule, don't it.
Raw onions are yum in salads and such - but the point is made.
Intelligent design does exist: we do it all the time! Somehow I figure that if the universe was designed to be human-habitable our habitat wouldn't be limited to one tiny speck of dust in an insignificant corner of the Universe
It's not that rope and post thing, actually electrons are in certain orbitals because in any space other than that orbital destructive interference would cause their wave functions to cancel itself out.
i love how you admit that you don't know everything but then you say that you do know that god created us... how did you come about this? you were there when he created us? even better created us perfect without flaw... you must have only met people from the master race!
I truly sympathize.I too suffered a vicious attack from a rabid banana which traumatized me no end. I wasnt able to go out for fear of psychological damage I propose a boycott against bananas.
I am soo sorry to hear that you guys were viciously attacked by a banana. :'( I myself am terrified of bananas because I was painfully raped by a banana back when my asshole was still tight :'(
Oh bless.DId you press charges against that slimey banana? How dare it. At least the banana couldve used a bit of foreplay. I wonder what Ray and Kirk have to say about that.
It take's 1 newton of force to move one cubic gram of banana 1 cm. If you propel a banana to relativisitic velocities, you can obliterate any pie from over a mile away.
Divorce rates are higher amongst American Christians then anyone else in the world.
Thats because of Sexual Incompatibility.
Incidentally, I do believe that if you are married you should only have sex with your marital partner, it is the MORAL choice.
However, everything else you believe is wrong. Science has proved where disease and negative mutations come from. If you honestly believe in God, you should be able to explain to me why he allows these things, and how you love that they happen.
Oh so God made 2 people perfectly, but nothing else on the planet.
If God made Adam and Eve perfect and without flaw, why did he make EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING on the planet, with multiple flaws? Why? Why would an all loving god do that to us? As you believe that we do not evolve, you now need to give me a reason why God doesn't make us perfectly.
The human race is perfect without flaw? Is that why I wear glasses? My eyes have never worked properly, so I need to wear glasses in order to make them work. What about people born with weak hearts? What about people who are born mentally or physically disabled? What about infants and mothers thats die during childbirth? How can you honestly look at the human race, look at all of our biological and medical flaws, and then proudly claim we were made to be perfect. You have been deluded.
What is this Guy saying? You dont belive in God? Dont beilive in the SuperNatural? Thats it? Atheist couldnt possibly believe anything exist thats not Natural? well thats one of the Laws of the universe that You belive True, God Made it that way, He created us so we kinda have to live by his rules. I am Open Minded, Please Explain to me How something can come from NOTHING! Thats it, Thats All I want is some1 to show me How something can come from Nothing!
That is a Dang good Question, WHo created God? even I wonder. But amazingly the answer is quite simple but, you would never think of it unless someone told you. God is Eternal, Everlasting, Their is no Begining and no End to God. God Dwells outside the Realm of Time, unlike You and I who are bound by this Realm of time, life and death.
It is Hard to Comprehend, but it is Makes sense Right? That There could be a Realm with no begining or End, a Realm that was always there where the Laws of time do not Exist.
It seems hard to undestand because it is not Natural, but then again God is Not Natural. What if God made it Natural for Humans to Have Super Powers? Or 12 Arms, or Women have Penis and Guys Vachinas? Than it would seem Normal if it was made that way. We kinda are bound by Those Laws.
Also Why no Scientist can create an Atom, the very thing everything is made up of. Plus The electrons are in an atom or all Postive Charges, but isn't one of the laws of electricity that Like charges Repel? why dont they scatter into space? ANother thing That is Amazing is what in all that is Natural made the very force of Light, Air, Gravity, anything else you can think of and how Outer Space goes on Forever! Didn't mean to write too much but, I think everyone should try to figure this out.
OK. Firstly creating an atom would require converting energy into matter, something that is not currently understood, in order to conserve the equilibrium between the two. Its not impossible, just something that is currently not possible, due to a lack of understanding.
Electrons are negatively charged. Positrons (in the nucleus of atoms) are negatively charged. They attract. The attraction of positrons overcomes the repulsions of the elctrons for each other. That is very simplified.
This over thousands of years resulted in what we have now, combined with various methods of cross pollination and cultivation, the results are better fruit and vegetables for human consumption.......NOT GODS WORK OR DESIGN. It is so obvious that when a Theist talks about some scientific fact they sound so unintelligent. Please do some research and study on this topic before commenting with such positivism (If thats even a word lol).
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this guys full of shit..it didnt take thosands of years to male banannas sweet lol if they are ripe they are sweet they werent all bad tasting till now thats so dumb to say ahahah......watermellon has always been watermellon......its always been sweet..potatoes were always potatoes...grapes are grapes.........so this guy is fullo of shit man didnt create fruit..man didnt create fruit into existance or the seed..and no man can create a seed of nothing..so this guys full of shit
First of all he didn't say humans created fruit he said that we designed it or cultivated it to be accurate! You obviously didn't listen! The same way we domesticated animals to meet our needs and bred the best ones over time to get better meat and milk and so on, which meant that each generation of sheep and cow over time has been evolved and enhanced, we did the same to fruits and vegetables.Over years and years we picked the best ones out and took the seeds out of them and cultivated them
Absolutely awesome, i have seen literally hundreds and hundreds of movies and i dont think any quote is going to top "God, you really fucked up on this one, the pineapple"
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Doth not man remember that We created him before, when he was naught? (Qur'an 19:67)
Man is the best proof of God to man. We didn't come here on our own, we can't stop ourselves from leaving and our existence between these non-choices we have an existence based on choice. Our very existence between these two depends on a power not our own. Will you choose to seek that Power and obey it or deny it and deny any responsibility towards it?
I gotta say, after nectarines, honeydew melons, grapes, pears, mandarins and tangerines, hell even the humble apple, the banana is way down there - a boring fruit.
Sorry God but more of a rotten tomato than the fruit of your labour. (And I suppose the 'tangelo' is also one of God's finest too - he really should register that trademark.)
Ray comfort must think that only the bananas that are "well made" come from gods magical banana factory... apparently he means the growers who made it that way because natural bananas are more like coconuts.
This is a funny one, I'm a Christian and I think this banana argument is bogus. Goes to show why the atheists don't have to work hard to trounce this, cause theres just not a lot of substantive thought coming from the Christian community--and if there is, I can't hear it.
the only difference between a stupid christian and an intelligent christian is the amount of their own religion they accept as true. I'm afraid it is impossible to make a good intellectual defense of christianity because such a defense does not exist.
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For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. For it is written: "I will destroy the wisdom of the wise; the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."
The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned. The spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man's judgment: "For who has known the mind of the Lord that he may instruct him?" But we have the mind of Christ.
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you droped it on purpose which is called being retarded, and you probably read all those books behind you which is probably where you get your thinking from, but the only book that could hepl you with that is the Bible.(oh yeah, and that is why he created knifes for!
Why would you waste time making these idiotic pointless videos? Go help the homeless or starving in your local. Fucking dolt. This planet has enough problems, use your time wisely and yes, before asking, I do. Many hundreds of hours. hence the zero count of videos I have made here. Grow up mate.
"Why would you waste time making these idiotic pointless videos?Go help the homeless or starving in your local.Fucking dolt.(...).Grow up mate."
But you waste time commenting and badmouthing people on YouTube.
And do your homework.Nick Gisburne has written a book on the subjects he talks about here.You don't have to like what he says or writes,but stop wasting everybody's time including yours by writing uninformed and ungrounded comments.
Stupid kid, it took me five minutes of my late evening. I guarantee he takes a bit more to make this rubbish. You want to hear the errors? Listen! If you need me to point them out, join his club! Oh yeah, you already have. So suck his dork while you are at it too. Sorry ol chap, but he is quite stupid you know. Cherrio.
He is not intelligent. This video proves it. I am not a Christian so don't start. I am an intelligent person who can find fault where it lies. I can name twenty idiotic errors he made in this one alone. He is basically arguing with himself. He makes up situations and bolsters the other side with his goofy remarks. That is intelligent?
Arguing with oneself is a rhetorical principle in logic. Do your homework. And put your money where your mouth is and name the "twenty idiotic errors". You can be of a different opinion, but backing it up is not equal to saying someone is stupid. Grow up.
It's all good with me, peaceonearth777.I know that the subject can evoke strong emotions.I also have to bite my tongue when discussing such things with someone who is of faith or simply of a different opinion.Principally I have no problem whatsoever with faith,as long as children hear and are taught both sides and as long as faith is taught as such and not as a pseudo-science.
I really don't know why Religion wants to prove its right all the time,especially at the moment,Intelligent Design now being taught in some American schools as a science,sometimes *instead of* science...Either you believe or you don't, but people should leave faith in the church.Peace :-)
Hey, man, I just want to say God bless you for that video. I was laughing my ass off. Very good points. Keep kicking Christian ass. Technically, my ass, too, since I said "God bless you". But it's all good.
sharp rocks are the answer to the pinapple, and everyone knows god dessigned the pineapple to only open easily if you smash it on a web cam. and shut up about the ridges turn the damn thing around, and then hold hand in the same position as for chuging a bear.
but remember we can only plant and water, I learned along time ago, it's God's job to make it grow...so don't stress over it....religion never opens eyes anyway I agree with them there...only God does...if they can't look at this world and see everything was created around them and for them...and therefore there had to someone behind that...we can't force them to see it..
There are 2 types of storys, historical events and mythology. Mythology usually incorperates the supernatural and doesnt leave behind supporting evidence while historical events do. See we know that Alexander the Great lived as there are many detailed artifacts and storys of Alexander's life, but the legend that he is the son of Zeus (king of the gods) is myth the guy was proberbly honestly mistaken...
Now we turn to Moses, who he and hundreds of thousands apparently wandered the desert for 40 years, for that long there should be plenty of evidence there, theres not a single trace, theres no mention of a Moses anywhere outside the bible. Scientific facts to us are more credible than a book also, so that blows Genesis 1 out as a literal story, we know the earth is 4.5 billion years old, we know primates are only a few million years old.
Yep yep yep I am a devout Christian....you can only present your evidence and if they blow it off...it's between them and God...the fact you are so passionately trying to get them to see our side shows you really do care about them...
....correction it was the Christian Catholic Apostolic Church who believed the world was flat(sorry not a C...I'm assuming there's a difference between them and the CC).......you all still going back and forth?
Hi, are you a christian? Thanks for the support! I don't know if it does any good talking to these atheist, They can never say nobody ever told me about Jesus and His love for me. Like it or not we will all stand before God in judgment, I'm Glad I have Jesus that makes me as white as snow. I am forgiven!
Then why did you bother commenting in an atheist channel? Go to that nutball monica denningtons channel if you want "support from your fellow christians"
And for the record the "white as snow" comment sounds a little racist, choose your words better next time
1)correction christianity is world wide research the persecuted church, 2) and correction again, the bible actually taught "It is he that sits upon the circle of the earth" (Isaiah 40:22), and "He . . . hangs the earth upon nothing" (Job 26:7),
and also "The wind goes toward the south, and turns about unto the north; it whirls about continually, and the wind returns again according to his circuits" (Ecclesiastes 1:6),
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He makes a good point that the banana is user-friendly to primates. But, that's evidence of evolution. A banana spreads its seeds through the seed-bearing fruit. To have an improved chance of success in spreading seeds, it must be appealing to animals, or it will fail. It must be easy to carry, easy to open, and must be palatable and nutritious. If so, then many generations of animals will consume it. When the animal carries it far, and defecates, the seeds are deposited, and it grows easily.
nothosaur 27 minutes ago
lol, my answer is to the banana arguement involves digestive enzymes and plant cell's cell-walls.
NaomiSlverflame 1 week ago
God wants us to fuck our hands with bananas? o.O Oh my... Not to mention they're made for easy entry of the mouth.... you sick mother fuckers!
klondon18 1 month ago
I watched the first minute of this guy and had to stop. He's so snarky and condescending, it literally makes ya nauseous.
hithr3000 3 months ago
im hungry for a bannana
SrZippypants 4 months ago
all athiests will be sorry for wat they saw. and all will bow to the lord for he is your god. u will have no mercy on u
Gmonee1234 4 months ago
Show me some transitional evolutionary forms (that are not fake) and I'll believe there is no God. Or, tell me where all the dark matter came from that exploded in the "big bang." Or, tell me the (actual) odds of evolution actually occurring. Or maybe, when you can explode a pile of scrap electronics and "create" a perfectly designed camera, I will believe God didn't create all of existence.
Choochlyman 11 months ago
@Choochlyman Odds of evolution occurring: Approximately 99.99999% (we've observed it occurring in nearly all species of bacteria, some frogs, etc). The dark matter/big-bang stuff? Yeah, that's a lot farther out. My point: Science is rather fluid in its understanding and doesn't rely on labeling things "Obviously true" or "Obviously false". Instead, it uses "this is our best guess for now" and uses it until something better happens. Why? Because it's better than sitting on our asses doing nothing
ClDumbass 11 months ago
@Choochlyman
Every fossil is a transitional form between two different beings. However creationists in their ignorance refuses to understand what transitional forms, or the fact that lack of any given transitional form is essentially meaningless as to whether evolution is correct or not.
semaphore1842 10 months ago
@semaphore1842 Fine. Show me a transitional fossil between an ape and a human then.
Choochlyman 10 months ago
@Choochlyman
You should be able to find images for most of these on google. I know you're probably going to claim that they are all either humans or apes, or that they're faked. In which case, what's the evidence for your claims? - Sahelanthropus tchadensis - Australopithecus ramidus - Australopithecus afarensis - Australopithecus africanus - Australopithecus sediba - Australopithecus aethiopicus - Australopithecus robustus - Homo habilis - Homo georgicus - Homo erectus
semaphore1842 10 months ago
@Choochlyman (Not Semaphore, but your stupidity fascinates me.) CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! In chronological order: Australopithecus anamensis; Australopithecus garhi; Homo gautengensis; Homo habilis; Homo georgicus; Homo ergaster; Homo erectus (Peking Man); Homo antecessor; Homo erectus; Homo sapiens (this one's us).
gwammeh 8 months ago
@Choochlyman hmmm, obvious examples of evolution. The entire collection of canine breeds. And i'm only talking about dogs. If evolution doesn't exist, then how were we able to create such a variety ranging from little Chihuahua to massive Saint Bernard. This is a man generated evolution (aka selective breeding) rather than natural evolution, but none the less: Evolution. In Natural Evolution, it involves survival traits instead.
NaomiSlverflame 1 week ago
But you forget, In Fruits 7:12 it clearly states that pineapples be the fruit of the devil.
geeksqrd 1 year ago
They taste better if you open them from the other end.
Opening it from the "bottom" more cleanly separates the membrane from the pulp.
That's a fucking useless tab if you ask me.
Salt0fTheEarth 1 year ago
@Salt0fTheEarth Well.. its more like a stem like the stem that is attached to an apple....
Saiko47 1 year ago
31 people mistook the thumbs-down for thumbs-up. Whoops!
gwammeh 1 year ago 2
And then we lost the Gros Michel, even. Aww. Stupid banana plants all being grown form the same original plant and thus all being susceptible to any single contagion. (Apparently the Gros Michel still exists, but not commercially for consumption).
abracadabble 1 year ago
Whooooooot. So fun.
TabaquiJackal906 1 year ago
And coconut water is so good too...
teniguafez 1 year ago
I would just like to say that the Pineapple and the Coconut are not the worst fruits. I guess they are just cruel jokes.
Next exhibit: the Durian. Go find it on Wikipedia, as I dont want to post the quotes on how vile the smell is. The inside tastes good, apparently. What the hell is that about, then? By what I read, it probably smells better after it rots than when its ripe.
Draconic74 1 year ago
Christ I thought the cocoa man were going to cut out one finger...
biporio 1 year ago
"...cursed is the ground because of you; in toil you shall eat of it all the days of your life; thorns and thistles it shall bring forth to you;"
Genesis 3, verse 17-18
moshitup81 1 year ago
What the fuck does this have to do with this video, some how I bet this is supposed to be some kind of quote mine from the bible, but it fails. By the way, after having read the entire bible, your verse still dosent make ANY sence.
sulthus 1 year ago
both sides of story suck .. religious motherfuckers and atheist motherfuckers .. you are both same crap, you just dont realize it, because you are too busy picking up on the opposite side ...
acidmasterx 1 year ago
@acidmasterx Which leaves a single question. What exactly are you?
megafire7 1 year ago
@megafire7 where's you logic, if i'm neither religious or atheist .. i'm creator of spacetime/matter/and all the laws that are binding it together [ aka God] .. duh :)
acidmasterx 1 year ago
@megafire7 world is not what you see it is, it's just your perception of it, there is no colors, smells or sounds, we are all masters of our own perception, as matter of fact you and me might have totally different perception of color, i could see all colors inverted, or you could, we could never know, same thing with other senses, so when it comes to taste; maybe we all like the same thing, but because we see/smell/fell/taste it differently we then use to like different shit
acidmasterx 1 year ago
@megafire7 thanks to us universe exists, don't forget that, so we kinda are god to it ... universe - without someone knowing it exists, experiencing it, thinking about it, then it really doesnt exist ... immagine universe without inteligent life, no one would ever know it's there, that equivalent to as if it never existed ... by forcing mystery of life on us the universe it'self is feeding it's ego
acidmasterx 1 year ago
@acidmasterx The universe would exist with or without us anyway. Nobody might know it exist, but it would exist nonetheless. It's like asking if a tree falls in a forest, of course there is a sound, simply because of how we've defined 'sound'. We've defined it so it doesn't need us, the same way we've defined the universe without actually needing us.
megafire7 1 year ago
@megafire7 you are sill within the box ... i see you like colorfull explanations, i can come up with one aswell ... egg without a chick to sit on it will remain an egg and eventually rot
acidmasterx 1 year ago
@acidmasterx Of course I am within the box. We all are. The box is what makes everything we do meaningful.
And please tell me what that last one means?
megafire7 1 year ago
@megafire7 if there was no people that thought out of the box, you wouldnt have today a radio communication, you would think illness is evil magic, you would think sun is revolving around the the earth ... it takes a great mind to look outside of the box, most are dumb for this kind of activity
acidmasterx 1 year ago
@acidmasterx Actually, no.
The fact that people thought illness was evil magic was because they sought for explanations outside the box.
The fact that we don't think so now is because we actually examined the box a lot more closely than we had done before.
megafire7 1 year ago
@megafire7 ok you definitelly dont understand me at all, i guess our world perceptions are totally appart, you live to be here, and i am here to live
illness as magic is not an outside thinking, that was the best possible assumption for that time, because many phenomenon such as weather were unexplained and were concidered magic. people that thought this all was magic looked smart and everyone looked up to them because it seemed the best possible explanation
acidmasterx 1 year ago
@acidmasterx Excuse me, but I live here to have fun. I do not see life as nothing but a drag, as you seem to think I do.
And no, magic was pulling in other unknowns to explain unknowns. Nevertheless, we examined our little box closer and found better explanations.
megafire7 1 year ago
@megafire7 same thing is happening today, many people look smart and talk "smart", for what, just so that from some instance in the future people will look at them and concider them primitive ... simplest explanations are most likely the wrong ones, and yet we tend to stick to simple ones... einstein said once "if your theory can be explained to average men and they can understand it quite easily, then most likely something is wrong with it"
acidmasterx 1 year ago
@acidmasterx Einstein did not say that. What he did say was this: "You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."
And the simplest explanations usually are the best ones. With simplest I mean explanations with the fewest assumptions. Have you ever heard of Occam's Razor?
megafire7 1 year ago
I don't even like bananas << OR Pineapple...except with brown sugar. Mmm, delicious stomach-eating acids.
Kailys3 1 year ago
The pineapple is an apple, you're not supposed to eat it, that's why he armored it.
They ARE screw top, they just don't open it, lol
Still a great vid
mrmaigo 2 years ago
It's like even the food is trying is kill you! Then again, they WERE living organisms. I'm sure they didnt WANT to be eaten.
Afriboy2007 2 years ago
1:37 thank you, now I can never eat a banana again.
Arancaytar 2 years ago
"I've had sleepless nights about these, I tell you..."
Arancaytar 2 years ago
this is pure gold, hahahaha 5/5
killallianceftw 2 years ago
good video.
ose007 2 years ago
1:37 reminds me of something
Sonnicham 2 years ago
3:19 has bigger innuendo.
Zuxtron 2 years ago
god has a reason too make pineapples spiky, NO PINEAPPLEZ 4 U!!!!@
xXNickBDangerXx 2 years ago
Google "Durian". itd have to be ten times more painful to hold than a pineapple.
shaolinchaos 2 years ago
That was beautiful, nickGis0001. You had me rolling.
ikvsabre 2 years ago
whahahah superb vid man.
maffetommy 2 years ago
I couldn't take this video seriously with all the phallic imagery dominating my thoughts, lol :P
SanarRyell 2 years ago
Hahaha I am proper laughing :L
ParkParks93 2 years ago
4:40 pineaplle part i love it
kokofan50 2 years ago
lol 4:14
imanselmo 2 years ago
I'm a Christian, but I'm on your side with this one Nick. Too much of what some of us come up with is just a wank. Just leaves us open for ridicule, don't it.
slapouttavit 2 years ago
i toook some of this kinda dirty lol but good vid
badgirl63336 2 years ago
just a little dirty' ahahahaha.
WannaBeFamousGuys 2 years ago
SPOILER: All commercially available bananas sold in the world today are genetically identical, its a strain chosen by farmers.
Goldernie 2 years ago
Raw onions are yum in salads and such - but the point is made.
Intelligent design does exist: we do it all the time! Somehow I figure that if the universe was designed to be human-habitable our habitat wouldn't be limited to one tiny speck of dust in an insignificant corner of the Universe
thesorehead 2 years ago
Women should have equal sexual desires to men because My Penis is fit in her vagina, hands, mouth, asshole, hair, nose, under arms, ears, etc.
FuckCumInHeaven 2 years ago 4
So I guess you could say the banana is indeed intelligently designed - by farmers. ;)
Filby 2 years ago 7
It's not that rope and post thing, actually electrons are in certain orbitals because in any space other than that orbital destructive interference would cause their wave functions to cancel itself out.
MathiusCronqvist 2 years ago
Brilliant! Funny shit. Thanks
smileswg 2 years ago
I just had a look at the Amazon previews
of Ray Comfort's new book
You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can't Make Him Think.
Have a look; you won't believe your eyes!
Comfort thinks that according to evolution,
man and woman evolved separately but simultaneously,
water evolved just in time for them to drink it,
and that gravity evolved just in time to hold them to the earth!
It's really the most astounding drivel I've ever seen.
Have a look!
Imaginefree69 2 years ago 2
Good find, man. Though I sincerely (albeit futilely) hope no one actually buys this rubbish.
psycausticyo 2 years ago
What's wrong with raw onions?? I have them in my burgers!
But otherwise, pretty funny yeah!
PackofDiscos 2 years ago
Well OBVIOUSLY the pineapple is an ungodly fruit which we were not supposed to eat
Pratchettgaiman 2 years ago 44
bahaha classic
DevJL 2 years ago 2
The forbidden fruit, in the Garden of Eden?
Pineapple.
Filby 2 years ago 4
your a jackass money cult as dumb as religious person
hateummall 1 year ago
@Pratchettgaiman Well actually, the pineapple contains enzymes that are able to harm, as well as dissolve your internals if eaten enough. :>
Kanakotka 1 year ago
I ate a banana with perforations once. I knew I should have picked a less seedy-looking nightclub.
Slept really well that night though.
halley42 2 years ago
it proves evolution monkeys eat bananas they have hand like are hands Dur christian idiots
brimstonefoxfur 2 years ago
herp
Kurasuke 2 years ago
The ark!!!!!!!! You're a laugh a minute!
TributePA 2 years ago
NICE the guy with the coconut talk about the different between Quebec French and French French!!
Sorry, being from Montreal I find it very amusing that this tourist from Montreal end up in such a video...
hugopelland 2 years ago
o yeah god made 2 people and they ad 7 boys and than the boys ad 7 more kids with there mom and so on sound abut right. if you ask me it just stupid.
kmx09 3 years ago 3
i think the pineapple is difficult to get into because god doesn't want us to have it! those hawaiians are all going to hell!
THEREIZNOGOD 3 years ago 4
rofl i know right!!!!
TheThunderCunt 2 years ago
i love how you admit that you don't know everything but then you say that you do know that god created us... how did you come about this? you were there when he created us? even better created us perfect without flaw... you must have only met people from the master race!
THEREIZNOGOD 3 years ago 6
I'm an atheist and I'm afraid of bananas. Not because I'm an atheist but because I was viciously attacked by a banana as child.
They say the pain gets better, but it never goes away.
tbltk 3 years ago 66
I truly sympathize.I too suffered a vicious attack from a rabid banana which traumatized me no end. I wasnt able to go out for fear of psychological damage I propose a boycott against bananas.
philster61 2 years ago 5
I am soo sorry to hear that you guys were viciously attacked by a banana. :'( I myself am terrified of bananas because I was painfully raped by a banana back when my asshole was still tight :'(
TheThunderCunt 2 years ago 2
Oh bless.DId you press charges against that slimey banana? How dare it. At least the banana couldve used a bit of foreplay. I wonder what Ray and Kirk have to say about that.
philster61 2 years ago
Yes I definetely did press charges against the sick bastard and it's been in jail for about 9 years now =) I love justice!!!!
TheThunderCunt 2 years ago
It take's 1 newton of force to move one cubic gram of banana 1 cm. If you propel a banana to relativisitic velocities, you can obliterate any pie from over a mile away.
SermonAudio 2 years ago 2
hahaha.Ill keep that in mind next time Im attacked by a rabid banana.
philster61 2 years ago 2
So we have established that you do not know anything about what you believe in.
Conversation is over :)
SuicidalJediPSN 3 years ago 5
Divorce rates are higher amongst American Christians then anyone else in the world.
Thats because of Sexual Incompatibility.
Incidentally, I do believe that if you are married you should only have sex with your marital partner, it is the MORAL choice.
However, everything else you believe is wrong. Science has proved where disease and negative mutations come from. If you honestly believe in God, you should be able to explain to me why he allows these things, and how you love that they happen.
SuicidalJediPSN 3 years ago 2
Oh so God made 2 people perfectly, but nothing else on the planet.
If God made Adam and Eve perfect and without flaw, why did he make EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING on the planet, with multiple flaws? Why? Why would an all loving god do that to us? As you believe that we do not evolve, you now need to give me a reason why God doesn't make us perfectly.
SuicidalJediPSN 3 years ago 5
The human race is perfect without flaw? Is that why I wear glasses? My eyes have never worked properly, so I need to wear glasses in order to make them work. What about people born with weak hearts? What about people who are born mentally or physically disabled? What about infants and mothers thats die during childbirth? How can you honestly look at the human race, look at all of our biological and medical flaws, and then proudly claim we were made to be perfect. You have been deluded.
SuicidalJediPSN 3 years ago 6
Why didn't god just create us to be naturally strong then?
SuicidalJediPSN 3 years ago 4
"god, ya really fucked up on this one!"
this video is pure domination
ATL45 3 years ago
Brilliant!!!
ConvertCorner 3 years ago
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YOU ARE SOOOOOOO STUPID..!!!!
frankie1521 3 years ago
haha go darwin's theory! man just reading those christian fanatics about god is a big joke! but we have to be open minded n accept their beliefs too
veggieboy333 3 years ago
What is this Guy saying? You dont belive in God? Dont beilive in the SuperNatural? Thats it? Atheist couldnt possibly believe anything exist thats not Natural? well thats one of the Laws of the universe that You belive True, God Made it that way, He created us so we kinda have to live by his rules. I am Open Minded, Please Explain to me How something can come from NOTHING! Thats it, Thats All I want is some1 to show me How something can come from Nothing!
GildedTemplar 3 years ago
same way anti-matter and matter cancel each other out.
glebber 3 years ago
God would have to create something from nothing too. Removing God from the equation removed one more problem.
And who created god?
anonymepelle 3 years ago 2
Sorry to respond so long.
That is a Dang good Question, WHo created God? even I wonder. But amazingly the answer is quite simple but, you would never think of it unless someone told you. God is Eternal, Everlasting, Their is no Begining and no End to God. God Dwells outside the Realm of Time, unlike You and I who are bound by this Realm of time, life and death.
GildedTemplar 3 years ago
Nothing can exist without time, and that is by a creationist definition.
SuicidalJediPSN 3 years ago
It is Hard to Comprehend, but it is Makes sense Right? That There could be a Realm with no begining or End, a Realm that was always there where the Laws of time do not Exist.
It seems hard to undestand because it is not Natural, but then again God is Not Natural. What if God made it Natural for Humans to Have Super Powers? Or 12 Arms, or Women have Penis and Guys Vachinas? Than it would seem Normal if it was made that way. We kinda are bound by Those Laws.
GildedTemplar 3 years ago
Also Why no Scientist can create an Atom, the very thing everything is made up of. Plus The electrons are in an atom or all Postive Charges, but isn't one of the laws of electricity that Like charges Repel? why dont they scatter into space? ANother thing That is Amazing is what in all that is Natural made the very force of Light, Air, Gravity, anything else you can think of and how Outer Space goes on Forever! Didn't mean to write too much but, I think everyone should try to figure this out.
GildedTemplar 3 years ago
Scientists can create atoms easily, you dumbshit.
Go studying Physics and atomical forces, before talking about stuff you don't know, thinking you're right because you're as ignorant as a brick.
God has the properties of a four dimensional entity, though nobody has ever seen any.
So it probably doesn't exist, at all.
paperjack93 3 years ago 2
OK. Firstly creating an atom would require converting energy into matter, something that is not currently understood, in order to conserve the equilibrium between the two. Its not impossible, just something that is currently not possible, due to a lack of understanding.
Electrons are negatively charged. Positrons (in the nucleus of atoms) are negatively charged. They attract. The attraction of positrons overcomes the repulsions of the elctrons for each other. That is very simplified.
DragerHalfAxe 3 years ago
Actually nuclear fusion is currently understood
TributePA 2 years ago 2
No one claims something comes from nothing, anyone that does make that claim is wrong.
SuicidalJediPSN 3 years ago 3
By the way my comment was for SeanSaosin.
Vojmaster 3 years ago
This over thousands of years resulted in what we have now, combined with various methods of cross pollination and cultivation, the results are better fruit and vegetables for human consumption.......NOT GODS WORK OR DESIGN. It is so obvious that when a Theist talks about some scientific fact they sound so unintelligent. Please do some research and study on this topic before commenting with such positivism (If thats even a word lol).
Vojmaster 3 years ago
I almost laughed...
Nice... O.O
omritoker 3 years ago
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this guys full of shit..it didnt take thosands of years to male banannas sweet lol if they are ripe they are sweet they werent all bad tasting till now thats so dumb to say ahahah......watermellon has always been watermellon......its always been sweet..potatoes were always potatoes...grapes are grapes.........so this guy is fullo of shit man didnt create fruit..man didnt create fruit into existance or the seed..and no man can create a seed of nothing..so this guys full of shit
atheist suck,pce
SeanSaosin 3 years ago
First of all he didn't say humans created fruit he said that we designed it or cultivated it to be accurate! You obviously didn't listen! The same way we domesticated animals to meet our needs and bred the best ones over time to get better meat and milk and so on, which meant that each generation of sheep and cow over time has been evolved and enhanced, we did the same to fruits and vegetables.Over years and years we picked the best ones out and took the seeds out of them and cultivated them
Vojmaster 3 years ago 2
You so nasty...Makes me wanna eat a banana and drink a penis colada.
TrueDisbelievin 3 years ago
Thank you very much for this video.
Muffinmanone 3 years ago
Absolutely awesome, i have seen literally hundreds and hundreds of movies and i dont think any quote is going to top "God, you really fucked up on this one, the pineapple"
howlinmadspence 3 years ago
I've always wanted to see a man fight a pineapple. :-)
squreshi10 3 years ago
not to mention mushrooms...where's the warning label on those?
what's god trying to do? kill us?!
deadkittenparade 3 years ago
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Doth not man remember that We created him before, when he was naught? (Qur'an 19:67)
Man is the best proof of God to man. We didn't come here on our own, we can't stop ourselves from leaving and our existence between these non-choices we have an existence based on choice. Our very existence between these two depends on a power not our own. Will you choose to seek that Power and obey it or deny it and deny any responsibility towards it?
muhibbullah92 3 years ago
Brilliant!!
harrison555 3 years ago
lol!!! this was freaking funny :)
martawisnie 3 years ago
Nice Library you've got there! Perl, Delphi, PHP...
Are you a programmer?
BigAtomicBird 3 years ago
I like your style man, very good video.
satyrostv 3 years ago
God, you really fucked up on this one.
kjjk13114 3 years ago
I gotta say, after nectarines, honeydew melons, grapes, pears, mandarins and tangerines, hell even the humble apple, the banana is way down there - a boring fruit.
Sorry God but more of a rotten tomato than the fruit of your labour. (And I suppose the 'tangelo' is also one of God's finest too - he really should register that trademark.)
PurushaDesa 3 years ago
ow, really nice video!
btw, i think u have pissed of some christians over here, not that i care ;)
keep going like this!
inbliter 3 years ago
Homophobes need not watch! You made my day, Gisburne. Thanks.
Mythosician06 3 years ago
"I will destroy the wisdom of the wise; the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."
I will destroy the creation of creationism; the faith of the believers, i will make questions than god will can't give me an answer.
Your Sentence is just an excuse for not recognize the truth. God is not exist, if he realy exist, is not util for nothing
HxDxS2 3 years ago
LMFAO!
sixbillionmorons 3 years ago
I am Nick Gisburne and I approve this message :o)
Gisburne2000 3 years ago 3
this is the answer for evrything, there are JUST FRUITS, yeah, fruits , so amazing.. hahaha
bye
krla666 4 years ago
Ray comfort must think that only the bananas that are "well made" come from gods magical banana factory... apparently he means the growers who made it that way because natural bananas are more like coconuts.
IKnowThings 4 years ago
This is a funny one, I'm a Christian and I think this banana argument is bogus. Goes to show why the atheists don't have to work hard to trounce this, cause theres just not a lot of substantive thought coming from the Christian community--and if there is, I can't hear it.
bardolic 4 years ago 3
the only difference between a stupid christian and an intelligent christian is the amount of their own religion they accept as true. I'm afraid it is impossible to make a good intellectual defense of christianity because such a defense does not exist.
CyrusGuitar 3 years ago
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For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. For it is written: "I will destroy the wisdom of the wise; the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate."
kirkmartinfarley 4 years ago
The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned. The spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man's judgment: "For who has known the mind of the Lord that he may instruct him?" But we have the mind of Christ.
kirkmartinfarley 4 years ago
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you droped it on purpose which is called being retarded, and you probably read all those books behind you which is probably where you get your thinking from, but the only book that could hepl you with that is the Bible.(oh yeah, and that is why he created knifes for!
luisv785 4 years ago
i luuuuuuuurrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvv mudkipz!
jonburrito 4 years ago
Are you serious? If not, good job, I lol'd. If so, I feel bad for you, but not enough to pray for you.
timpedersen 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Nayamaus 4 years ago
little kid go play with your dog or something
Fangornmmc 4 years ago
Why would you waste time making these idiotic pointless videos? Go help the homeless or starving in your local. Fucking dolt. This planet has enough problems, use your time wisely and yes, before asking, I do. Many hundreds of hours. hence the zero count of videos I have made here. Grow up mate.
peaceonearth777 4 years ago
"Why would you waste time making these idiotic pointless videos?Go help the homeless or starving in your local.Fucking dolt.(...).Grow up mate."
But you waste time commenting and badmouthing people on YouTube.
And do your homework.Nick Gisburne has written a book on the subjects he talks about here.You don't have to like what he says or writes,but stop wasting everybody's time including yours by writing uninformed and ungrounded comments.
Morelessorother 4 years ago 3
Stupid kid, it took me five minutes of my late evening. I guarantee he takes a bit more to make this rubbish. You want to hear the errors? Listen! If you need me to point them out, join his club! Oh yeah, you already have. So suck his dork while you are at it too. Sorry ol chap, but he is quite stupid you know. Cherrio.
peaceonearth777 4 years ago
Can anyone tell me why videos of this intelligent person are repeatedly taken down from You Tube?
Morelessorother 4 years ago 2
He is not intelligent. This video proves it. I am not a Christian so don't start. I am an intelligent person who can find fault where it lies. I can name twenty idiotic errors he made in this one alone. He is basically arguing with himself. He makes up situations and bolsters the other side with his goofy remarks. That is intelligent?
peaceonearth777 4 years ago
Arguing with oneself is a rhetorical principle in logic. Do your homework. And put your money where your mouth is and name the "twenty idiotic errors". You can be of a different opinion, but backing it up is not equal to saying someone is stupid. Grow up.
Morelessorother 4 years ago
By the way. I have been watching his videos for a while now. I did not make the assumption whether he is intelligent or not based on one video alone.
Peace.
Morelessorother 4 years ago
Okay, I should be more patient when reading but I really am pressed for time. Peace on
peaceonearth777 4 years ago
It's all good with me, peaceonearth777.I know that the subject can evoke strong emotions.I also have to bite my tongue when discussing such things with someone who is of faith or simply of a different opinion.Principally I have no problem whatsoever with faith,as long as children hear and are taught both sides and as long as faith is taught as such and not as a pseudo-science.
Morelessorother 4 years ago
I really don't know why Religion wants to prove its right all the time,especially at the moment,Intelligent Design now being taught in some American schools as a science,sometimes *instead of* science...Either you believe or you don't, but people should leave faith in the church.Peace :-)
Morelessorother 4 years ago
because he speaks truth. and the government doesnt like the truth.
caseylove19 4 years ago
omg! this guy is my new hero.
SuperWikiMan 4 years ago 2
Hey, man, I just want to say God bless you for that video. I was laughing my ass off. Very good points. Keep kicking Christian ass. Technically, my ass, too, since I said "God bless you". But it's all good.
ronaldhalabi7 4 years ago
sharp rocks are the answer to the pinapple, and everyone knows god dessigned the pineapple to only open easily if you smash it on a web cam. and shut up about the ridges turn the damn thing around, and then hold hand in the same position as for chuging a bear.
kyuubihobo 4 years ago
great sex ed video
ipissonyourreligions 4 years ago
what a wonderful christian you are.
kelly071884 4 years ago
That's not to christian like.
kelly071884 4 years ago 2
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At first I thought this was funny then I figured you are just gay.
FinalSpartanX 4 years ago
maybe god was thinking with the pineapple...maybe u can get off ur lazy arse and get yourself a knife to cut it open with.
JDez422 4 years ago
sorry this is funny regradless of what you believe
BruceGiron 4 years ago 4
It's a banana-not a bononna. Clown!
teamtrinitydemo 4 years ago
he's atheist so he must be gay! that's just as logical as the banana/god thing
NJlo 4 years ago
oh that's right, The penis is a Christian's worst nightmare.
iomega 4 years ago 8
lol!
TjubeScreamer 4 years ago
Damn funny video!
connerjd 4 years ago
but remember we can only plant and water, I learned along time ago, it's God's job to make it grow...so don't stress over it....religion never opens eyes anyway I agree with them there...only God does...if they can't look at this world and see everything was created around them and for them...and therefore there had to someone behind that...we can't force them to see it..
chinisup 4 years ago
There are 2 types of storys, historical events and mythology. Mythology usually incorperates the supernatural and doesnt leave behind supporting evidence while historical events do. See we know that Alexander the Great lived as there are many detailed artifacts and storys of Alexander's life, but the legend that he is the son of Zeus (king of the gods) is myth the guy was proberbly honestly mistaken...
ozatheist 4 years ago
Now we turn to Moses, who he and hundreds of thousands apparently wandered the desert for 40 years, for that long there should be plenty of evidence there, theres not a single trace, theres no mention of a Moses anywhere outside the bible. Scientific facts to us are more credible than a book also, so that blows Genesis 1 out as a literal story, we know the earth is 4.5 billion years old, we know primates are only a few million years old.
ozatheist 4 years ago
Yep yep yep I am a devout Christian....you can only present your evidence and if they blow it off...it's between them and God...the fact you are so passionately trying to get them to see our side shows you really do care about them...
chinisup 4 years ago
....correction it was the Christian Catholic Apostolic Church who believed the world was flat(sorry not a C...I'm assuming there's a difference between them and the CC).......you all still going back and forth?
chinisup 4 years ago
Hi, are you a christian? Thanks for the support! I don't know if it does any good talking to these atheist, They can never say nobody ever told me about Jesus and His love for me. Like it or not we will all stand before God in judgment, I'm Glad I have Jesus that makes me as white as snow. I am forgiven!
randalllang 4 years ago
Then why did you bother commenting in an atheist channel? Go to that nutball monica denningtons channel if you want "support from your fellow christians"
And for the record the "white as snow" comment sounds a little racist, choose your words better next time
ozatheist 4 years ago
1)correction christianity is world wide research the persecuted church, 2) and correction again, the bible actually taught "It is he that sits upon the circle of the earth" (Isaiah 40:22), and "He . . . hangs the earth upon nothing" (Job 26:7),
chinisup 4 years ago
and also "The wind goes toward the south, and turns about unto the north; it whirls about continually, and the wind returns again according to his circuits" (Ecclesiastes 1:6),
chinisup 4 years ago