Shoeshine/My Hands

[jessemaurais]

"My hands! My penis!"

When he discovers he can put those two together...

[fourtywpm]

When I first saw this sketch I darn near puked.

[quoidanslemondequoi]

I wish he had done a whole series of sketches with this character. And more of Gavin too. I could watch this/Gavin for days on end only pausing quickly to pay the hands of the delivery guy. And now .. A CLAW!!!!

[purplepimp777]

man i watched this on tv like 3 years ago... i was shitting my pants and so was my dad

[Dadge42]

My hands can almost point!

[hpl138]

My hands are pleased with this sketch, so my hands will type this comment.

[digerati1974]

I don't think we got to see this sketch in the States. Cowardly Censored cowers to puritanical BS and I suspect the repetition of "MY PENIS!" and the suggestive nature of combining that with "MY HANDS" was too shocking for them. I know they always censored out the profanity, which bugged me, but its even more upsetting to know there were entire sketches that we missed out on.

[singinglawnchair]

@digerati1974 Actually I did see this sketch once on CC, but probably never again.

[Thewonkandfriends]

@digerati1974 I'd say it's probably the penis thing combined with the whole drugs aspect that got to them.

Silly censors.

[ifightaliens]

@digerati1974 I've definitely seen it before and I live in the US. However, I watched it in reruns on Comedy Central.

[halfinterested]

Ha, that's what Gavin would be like grown up. Pay my hands!

[silvertesh123]

Bruce always plays he weirdest characters!

[ZiggyHernandez]

"I'm just noticing things about my hands, as if for the first time."

"...oh, yeah..."

LMAO!!!

[GoldenGhettoFilms]

Bruce has unearthly humorous powers.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"Freak!"

[milkeny]

Slow down, Robert Smith!

[MisissippiGary]

Lol. Kevin's expression at 1:35.

[williamgatesenson]

this is the one that got me into kith

[genodrums]

Pay my hands.

[kitrik23]

the best part, just outta nowhere-MY PENIS!

[darkb4lightt]

That's why Bruce is so cool :) LOL

[DeepRecon25]

bruce is the shit

[silvertesh123]

Bruce is so funny. Just the way he says things makes me laugh. The first time he said "My hands" I busted out laughing.

[eagillum]

Hey I studied this is school today- this is Sartre's Existentialism right?

[TheLastGalerian]

I quote this one at least twice a day, sooo funny.

[rainecloud]

Me too! hehe!

[NolanBarker]

you can almost see the squid!

[quinn220]

I swear to God I went to school with that guy. LMAO. It must be a Canadian thing.

[bronhi]

noo it reminds me of all the school teachers who used to tell me to "turn that frown upside down"!

[buckleysit]

I'm not stoned.

[lizylinconhauntedhou]

ive been looking for this one....

great skit.

[joemj413]

Ahahaah "wheat! wheat in a field!" MY PENIS!

[poopshooterwompaone]

"..Im not stoned!"

[radiofan6872]

Bruce McCulloch is a strange one. Yay KITH.