Jake and Amir: eBay

[Darkprotoman64]

press 1 and it sounds like amir is saying penis

[Dat16uy]

go to 1:53 the guy in the back is on youtube

[phaedra1355]

tourettes



[DennisBayazitov]

I think Jake and Amir 2009/2010 was by far their best season!

[hardlandingskate]

I can seriously watch these for hours

[iceicebaby1231]

@hardlandingskate i've done it before

[evilpower252]

I used to steal office supplies to sell them on eBay, but then I took an »»───(knee)───►...

[CptValeria]

@evilpower252 Stfu

[ehbraddy17]

pause the vid. press 5. what?.... :P lol

[titlechance]

The arrow to the knee stuff actually isn't getting old, it's just getting overused.

[pwned152]

@titlechance no, its just getting old...

[titlechance]

@pwned152 no no, that isn't true.

[m91nv]

@rantchannel623 oh my fucking god!!! I'm pretty sure your the only faggot left who says that lame ass fucking joke, but you know I really hope you take a MOTHERFUCKING ARROW TO THE MOTHERFUCKING KNEE you puck bitch!! In hopes that'll keep you from saying it anymore

[CptValeria]

@m91nv Wow calm down

[xJustGoAwayx]

this arrow to the whatever crap is getting overused and old

[k8thegr8218]

press 9.... epic derp face

[xpinkstreakzx]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING ARROWS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING KNEES

[TheDonsketch]

Arrow in the knee.

[mrbrownclown5593]

i cant stop watching these!!!

[ftcrocks]

Sop using the fucking arrow to the knee shit because its getting REALLY old.

[ftcrocks]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt That is really getting old especially when people try to mix it up.

[marioramirezfive13]

he fucked up the beatles song lmao

[pivotguyninjaness]

@TheBlazerdude I used to take motherfucking arrows to the knee... Then I took an arrow to the knee

[MorningMidget]

@pivotguyninjaness Arrow in the knee. Derp

[TheBlazordude]

I'm just gonna piss you guys off...

I USED TO SELL THINGS ON EBAY! THEN I TOOK A MOTHERFUCKING ARROW! TO THE MOTHERFUCKING KNEE!

[ThomasTheBanana]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt Your cool no srsly i mean it.

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

@ThomasTheBanana thank you so much that really means a lot to me

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

I used to shop on ebay...Then my computer took an arrow to the screen

[ronstero]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt Fuck you!

[nationaIity]

@GuyThatLikesToHunt dick face

[sheametsfan6]

If Amir ruins one more Beatles song, I will sneak into his house, and beat him senselessly with a fish.

[PoweredMinecart]

eBay is actually economy bay, not electronic.

[AKEdify]

Internet comedy

[simplyskilled]

What is their job exactly?

[iXavierTV]

@simplyskilled If you mean in real life, they're actors/script-writers.

If you mean on here, their managing a website,

[Unitdy]

1:13 is that guy in the background on tumblr?!

[Norocmorth]

hey dude dont make a sound take my computer and sell it on Ebayayay!

[DraMattIck]

the intro is already used in another episode...

[IAmFawTehWin]

Amir: Gimmie a J!

Jake: No time to spell my name.

Amir: Okay I was spelling my name!

Jake: Then you were wrong.

Amir: Ah..

[iYahhdo]

Seriously man I don't know why but I love this series mostly because i HATE amir!

[sidstud17601]

He Actually Gets Water!

[Pickselated]

@thissentenceisfalse1 but my video loads in 2 seconds...

[MorningMidget]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO SWITCH TO FIBETV? lol

[50bukz4lyfe]

press 2 10 times fast and then stop

[zxGreenback2zx]

@50bukz4lyfe Sir I flip you the bird. ( )---

[sophiapandey]

I love them! :D

[2112bytorthesnowdog]

Funny

[CampinFurry]

Nice Amire

[SamWolvesFc]

But, what is cloud gaming?

[watchingtherainbows]

@SamWolvesFc It means instant access to the video games you love on any PC, Mac, TV, or tablet.

[SamWolvesFc]

@watchingtherainbows Yeah I know dude, it was just the advert before the video.

[morikahjo]

LOL was he trying to sing Hey JUde at the beginning? LOL

[MrNergh]

They all have macs

:OOOOOO

[TheClassicAustin]

it's like an electronic..bay

[Respect5midgets]

We've made it this far from episode 1, let's see how long we last.

[weeks87]

they look so young !

[nudgefudgestudios]

Amir: have you ever heard of eBay?

Jake: yeah

Amir: it's like an electronic, bay.

XD I'm laughing so hard

[tkdoboy0630]

Amirs in Harold and kumar. 3!!!!!!!

[TheMuhfin]

The guy behind Amir is definitely Tumbling...

[edwardyeap126born11]

@TheMuhfin You meant *TWEETING ....

[tyrahutcherson02]

Amir:click,click,click,click,c­lick

Watchamanameit:u ok?

Amir:(nods head)

Lolll

[pakii4lyfe]

i have a midterm tomorrow at university, but fck it id rather get a good laugh then a good grade

[DennisBayazitov]

Jake and Amir 2009 was the greatest thing ever!

[monstaslaya]

Problemo, solvdo.

[abhi1999appalaneni]

Holy Crap its been 17 hours Jake and Amir changes you

[MoonXCity]

Amir is a fucken ninja!!!!!

[RMCdwadegowisconsin]

does jake have a tattoo on his arm

[riffdex69]

hey dude... dont make... buhhhhhh

LOL

[AyashaYumi]

LOL Hey Jude remix.

[hatesunlight]

i love how much of a dick amir is in every episode, and half the time needs help from sombeody..

[MadFortress2]

Press 7 slowly. Amir: "Get a room."

[sassyhugs]

i love how they all have the worlds biggest shot glass from busted tees :D

[StudioJunction01]

1:00 dude on youtube

[ronanjamesmcintyre]

@FatTurtleGaming Please tell me how to wright up side down :)

[FatTurtleGaming]

@ronanjamesmcintyre You can just go to google and type in upside down writing... or you can buy a keyboard from ebay...

[lilbrro]

@FatTurtleGaming I cant belive you made me hurt my neck for that .... it was worth it

[gorth419]

PRESS 2 FOR AMIR JIZZFACE

[TheEagleEnigma]

Erm the latest episodes aren't really funny compared to these.

[rehmsmeyer]

Fuck I wanted to hate this, but it was too funny =(

[Izaak247]

"hey dude" look at jakes lips..

[z6ntg206]

*insert comment*

[TheSakkaaaa]

press 1



[thissentenceisfalse1]

Guys, I found out this awesome technique of watching more J&A. The trick is to load up a video on your computer, watch one on your iPod, then while another one on your iPod is loading you watch the video on your computer, and you just keep repeating.

[wyattthompson1]

@thissentenceisfalse1 why does it take so long to load? they take like 2 seconds to load.

[RatKeeperDude]

@thissentenceisfalse1 How slow is your internet connection?

[Eriochi]

how does amir not know half of 10. but understands higher-level math?

[TheRealWinona]

ORGASSMMM press 2 XDD

[AndTheWailers]

ice cubes the coldest

[nathanmw2killer]

spam 2 to see amir jizz

[ronsiew]

Spam 5 to see Amir grab some ass :)

[iHopeCloud]

First jake and amir I ever saw

[xscorpia742x]

@iHopeCloud and now you're hooked

[samspumpkin]

PRESS PRESS PRESS...OH SHUT UP YA'LL LAMEOS.

[dtonsi]

press 2 and Amir is orgasiming 

[MrSynestral]

Highway Robbereh!

[ChalupaTacoMeister]

press 2 ORGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSM

[zipthrow1]

press one and three for big penis lmfao

[flyingpanda266]

Hold 5 ha wow i cant believe i would ever make this type of comment.......

[collegehurnor]

Press 2

Then suffocate yourself

[TheReckoner007]

Anyone else go back to see if he was wearing those a second ago?

[WelcometoTrollTown]

Press 5: Jake feels the bewbies.

[thaaran11]

@sonjabeg You got paid didn't you?????

[MegaHumansUSA]

Press 5 to see amir holding a testicle

[SouperNintendo]

Amir kinda reminds me of Mac Miller..lol 

[MegaDerptard]

@jeromeslx Fuck off. first of all, this isnt a movie (i can only wish it was). Second of all get your fucking advertising out off here you cunt

[SuicideHotline123]

press 2 for Amirgasm

[BassmanCDL]

PROBLEM-o......SOLVED-0 

[MrImaCow]

Press 2

[Snoopy101121]

press 2 and 5 fast

[IwanBlake95]

its like an electronic bay :P

[plt801echo]

0:23 thats a cute robot

[giacchina]

press 2 and press it again right after he says oh and keep doing that xD

[awesometjdude]

funny thing bout the song hey jude

my last names jude

[shellymack92]

hahahha i love this! ki ki ki

[Greendaycheese]

So at the beginning when Jake says "hey, dude" Amir is singing "HEEY DUDE" but you can't hear him .. >.>

[wadyproductions]

hit 3 then one (he says big peni$

[wadyproductions]

hit three then one right after! haha its what amir really wants!

[DanielleDeLeon]

i laugh every time i see pat, i dont know why lol

[piepiepia]

i went back to see if he was wearing headphones XD

[TheWildkurdo]

press 5

[jkhrules]

wtf my add is 3:30 and the episode is only 2:08 0_o

[ownedlikeatowel]

press 2 then 3<3

[MSsupaCUDi]

some fishies

[Im123Beast]

hold 2

[Im123Beast]

tumbs up for the plastic gun at 0:20

[SuperiorSwagon1]

Hold 5 =)

[Laurelindo]

Do these guys actually work in that office for real? =P

[TunesmanHQ]

press 9 repeatedly for retarded sarah!

[dukebball126]

what's with the random british accent at :56?

[recneps96]

@dukebball126 It was Australian.

[Lenanator09]

In the beginning does Amir or Jake say Hey dude?

[MacaroniKanji]

*Insert stupid comment here about how Jake and Amir is keeping you from doing something important*

[TheRedwolf11]

@MacaroniKanji Valid examples are

Sleep, homework, work, sex, ect.

[LolifiedByMe]

@MacaroniKanji

Insert unoriginal comment.

[goodbadone]

@MacaroniKanji You just did yourself to get thumbs up, congrats you got em...

[sdmitch16]

@goodbadone That wasn't about Jake and Amir preventing him from doing something important.

[icalvin566]

Press 5 for BOYZ

[007wazzup]

KILL 217 PEOPLE! NOOOOW!

[unholyconsecration]

keep pressing 4 and he will keep repeating my actual first name :D

[TheOfficialSIAIS]

You were not wearing that a second ago...

[Mynameisnotooo]

ebay ebay ebay john madden aeiou

[eminemfan27ify]

haha press 3 and then 1

[rehmsmeyer]

@eminemfan27ify Nooo... not funny... at all? Wtf? How do you have thumb ups?

[eminemfan27ify]

@rehmsmeyer fuck u

[khonsmosis]

Press 9 for awkward shrug.

[xLooms]

Sat down with a glass of milk to watch jake and amir.

i now have a cup of cheese.

[wadyproductions]

@xLooms cool story bro

[JN5B11]

@xLooms cottage cheese

[BoBoForce3]

@xLooms your glass turned into a cup?

[Satlantic12]

@BoBoForce3 yes that is what always happens lol

[topper253]

@BoBoForce3 shut up

[JoshLikeCrazy]

@BoBoForce3 no

[shooter8718]

@xLooms I sat down with a glass of beer, now I have an empty beer, but I agree with you, if it where anything outside of the nectar of the gods, at least the beer god, I wouldn't drink it

[xAirer]

@xLooms So the glass changed to a cup?

[xLooms]

@xAirer LETS HEAR A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE SMART ASS

[N0TAVIABL3]

Press 5 ;D

[xBloxTV]

8keep 8 pressed down :D

[shokomoko123]

0:24 Jake isn't moving his lips >.>

[deadendguitarist]

How is Amir still working there?

[mAStr050]

like if you didnt notice that amir had headphones and went back to check!

[ugutg]

press 3 and 5 and it sounds like amir iis sating big boys :P

[freshburritos]

hold 3 for a few seconds then switch to 2 ;))

[lukespenz]

hold 2 for amir orgasm 

[ImaLooker9]

He always steals Pat's stuff. xD

[yourmotherslover1056]

"hey dude dont make it bad..." XD

[youatemypants]

Press 8.

[UnholyBananaFart]

press 3 and then 2....and if your timing is correct you will hear "big penis"