Chav Makeup

[tollerancewithpride]

SLAGLINES FTW!

[lilaclove211]

It takes a true man to put makeup on himself and show it to the world..... Kudos to you...and for the record, you're cute. lol :)

[koolfoolable]

circus freak

[ShannonRobertsOx]

your a boy? and your putting makeup on? haha....!!

[britbabe71]

Hehehehe, your dead funny but when you put the beads on, yer look like a christmas tree!!!!!

[britbabe71]

Hehehehe, your dead funny bit when you put the beads on, yer look like a christmas tree!!!!!

[Kdiamond13]

HA!

[hollyw1se]

"Eyeliner...I'm not gonna put it on, 'cause it hurts."

LOL

[Perfectjess1]

i must say you look very pretty with your chav makeover :) lmaooooo this made me laugh so much :D

[IEATF0RKS]

That's actually not far off from how I've seen 13 year olds applying makeup in public washrooms, LOL.

[C11118]

ahahaha!!

You da man!!

[GbahOne]

wheres the fred perry cap?

and the ralph lauren polo top?

and the nike air maxes?

wheres the gold bracelet?

you fail at being a chav.

your out of the community.

[C11118]

@GbahOne have u seen the song on here- Chav scum?

Side splitting =)

[rainbowsandwar]

oh my god 10:40 killed me.

[freakvillagechick]

Wow...stunner. xD

Well that made my day

[purplecd]

you are my Hero .

[LillyBobb]

"americas next top model, here i come!" haha, that made me laugh

[mandan95]

lol BANG white thats how it rolls :P

[AprylElricChan]

You look...gorgeous Jordan haha. I have a suggestion, what about hangouts, just about local hangouts. or even living contidions?

[okstevie11]

Ahahaha!! beautiful :P

[mightyboosh4895]

they also have a perfect line on the neck where it ends!!!

[beybeegurlie]

I love your beads and lipstick, Jordan! Gorgeous!

[clanvvars]

jordan*

[clanvvars]

greacy hair john

[inimolend]

Awesome, I haven't been laughing that much for a while:D

England is however not the only place where people like that live...

And also thanks for the English practice, your videos have been a fun way to learn for my upcoming exam:)

[123prettybitch]

Omg gorgeous! lol

[DaveIsParamount]

you enjoyed that a bit too much bro, haha. only jokin, another quality vid.

[JanaRenee90]

Can someone please explain to me what a "Chav" is? Thanks :)

[Dramionelover101]

awesome and funny

[JuliatheCoolest]

I think I'm definitely defying female stereotypes by saying honestly that you're way better than me at makeup...and unfortunately so are chavs.

Last time I tried to do my makeup, I ended up looking like a cross between David Bowie and Heath Ledger's Joker.

[mkjyyyy]

ha ha ha! awesome work buddy!

[punxxi]

you look divine! heheheh .vasoline takes off makeup , or is it petrol?

[TerrenceIII]

7:16 you look like a kitten tehe

[necronominate]

this was a very crucial tutorial!

[VvAshleyy]

You're such a funny fucker xD

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

Females do it with powder mineral make up, eye shadow, mascara, lip stick, and eye liner in The States. We do because our oil in The States is strong enough to give the skin pimples.

[fionachan92]

bravo lol you really enjoy doing it so funny

[cheetahz]

LOL I thought it was orange face and white lips??

Then whats a typical chav night out?

[Claree07]

Oh god. You really make me laugh!

When you was putting the lipgloss on i had to pause to go to the loo. Amazing. Just Amazing.

[Claree07]

"Most of them have got two fingers...one arm!"

Sooo effing funny.

[dottidal]

Very enlightening, lol. ;)

[samandcass]

lol you kill me man, seriously. Im from canada and i know dozens of girls that do their makeup like this, but unlike in the UK these girls are considered the popular/ or trendy girls

[atkinsm0607]

Welcome back to u tube ahhah

[20jenna08]

did you go and buy the foundation? haha

[FunnyPranks]

Nah, none of it was my stuff haha, that explains the different location.

[sugarchick09]

haha sarcasim lol!!

[FunnyPranks]

Sadly i did. I might have to do this more often, not on camera... just while im at home.

[Flepent]

rofl fail most chav girls have beards!

[CoBRA0245]

l0l0l

[YourGettingFat]

AMAZING!! MOAR!!

[Supernature06]

Chavs make-up is just vile... They just coat it on themselves. The chav girls are really ugly too.

[mogs9999]

omg so funny " now you may be saying jordan how can you do this when you have facial hair"

[swannavon]

Ha ha! Hilarious!

[TehDraggeh]

Funny video dude, you've totally massacred your own face, your sacrifice was not in vain mate

Also, what's with the pink wall behind ya?

[mfox2001]

awesome vid as usual Jordan

[clr42279]

I laughed through the entire video. Good stuff.

[jfsnl]

Love it xD

"more is more..thats wot were going for" lol

"get lumps of it, and just throw it..across the room and try and jump into it..that kind of stuff.." ahaha :D

[thursdaykidx]

Man this guy is funny haha those where my fav lines aswell LOL

[asmaibra]

your eyes r amazin

[moolatinaa]

i love how you slap the foundation in your face lol

and an advise for lighting.. take advantage of the light from the window! take care great vids!!;DDD

[mkr188]

so basically, chavs looked at lady gaga and decided to do the worst possible version of her makeup.

lolololol

Jordan this is HILARIOUS

[sashababesss]

ahhaha jordan you just get funnier!

[shesapartygurl]

Oh my I can not wait to try out thease new tips!

[rhysstones]

Splat the FAKE TAN on ;) roflcake. Mazing video!

[giftedkid26]

'America's Next Top Model, here I come.'

ROFL, that totally killed me :) Definately favouriting this :D

Love the stuff Jordan, keep it coming!

[FunnyPranks]

I love that show, and watched it just before i made this video haha.

[superstar020]

I like the way you say there: Thuur.

[Nalleko]

I would love for your mum/dad step in during this. :D Suprise suprise.

[Vshining]

the best make up i ever seen ! hehe

[aper26]

hahaha jordan mate that was hilarious, you in makeup made me laugh

[MsLadyCracker]

this looks QUITE familiar mr. james, haha.

how did you like my attempt at it? i've been told it wasn't chavy enough.

[DaveIsParamount]

pmsl at 04:08

[666OJDgirl]

lmaoo u act really professional!

[JAMamation]

i swear every chav girl is a bloody pumpkin xD

[JAMamation]

and juggling another kid at the same time XD

and yh chav makeup sucks dick.

[xBeccaPinkx]

red lipstick isnt chavy lol :)

nice video tho haah :P

[missekat0210]

LOL I couldn't stop laughing from the very beginning beginning of this video... this is the fumiest video ever mate, you're awesome XD

PS: you have to set up the foundation with a cheap orange bronzing powder until the jaw line, just leave the neck white as you said...

[tgerald]

Very interesting. Do you know a Chav that you can interview?

[FunnyPranks]

Im doing something in a few months which you will very much enjoy!

[zeldja]

Hehehe. Cover your self in foundation and that's all you need...

[PositiveTension505]

any excuse!

[lilrockere]

jordan

i love you :)

xx

[muffigw]

You are fucking awsome Jordan! XD

[WhenTheBoatComesIn]

haha you got it right especially the stubble :P

[XRubyAliceX]

hahah Lol and by the way i have been observing chavs at my school and then seem to always apply there make up every 2 hours and there orangeness is all over they shirt from sweating. just thought i would throw that out there

[breanab3]

hahahah!!

[Cebization]

Well good!

[Christophebano]

You go to my fcking college LOL

[FunnyPranks]

Must be my twin

[TheSMC2009]

hahah chav makeup??!! hah

[sv3rige]

Another great one Jordan.

[LindsayMurdock]

You're hilarious Jordan!

[welshchick1993]

I feel special.. I am the first person to view this video :') xx