Every Sperm is Sacred {Monty Python's Meaning of Life}

[ZRMockbee]

Haha! Rick Santorum.

[pwnage5566]

Every sperm is wanted.

Every sperm is good. :)) LOLOLOL

[prebensol]

i'dont care that this is a 240p movie, you know why ?  my sperm is sacred

[binandender]

Thumb up for athesim

[AgzDaRedz]

177 dislikes (Catholics!?)

[flamingibanez]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[urojony123]

If I didn't know it's from Monty Python, surely I thank it's made by catholics.

Gdybym nie wiedział, że to jest z Monty Pythona, pewnie bym pomyślał, że to było zrobione przez katoli.

[3000dora]

Rick Santorum's campaign song.

[Cajetas]

Catholicism..WOW!!!

[iluvgum]

Hehe. I love Monty Python. Also, I nominate this for the official Duggar theme song.

[TheSarnaran]

Richard Dawkins sent me.

[donkpun]

This is like Rick Santorum's theme song.

[TheWereplatypus28]

It's alright, everyone. Calm down. Yes, the children are singing about sperm, but after filming, all the children stated they had no idea what they were singing about. Nowadays I'm sure they would, though....I object to all this sex on the television!

[dancorb2002]

Where was Fagin !?

[mellofello1958]

Well, they all quite happy!

[nikanj]

People of protested the Vatican's stance on the use of condoms in aids torn African nations were directed o watch this video. Somehow, the protesters were not appeased.

[razieldumas]

Hey, it's Ron Paul's theme song!

[zzzdude9]

Ron Paul 2012

[Brandt761]

@zzzdude9 *snore*

[babsb22]

Blooody halarious. The big 50 now laughed at the wonderful pythons as a child and still do. They were and are the masters.

[INFECTEDSPECIMEN6666]

Little kids singing that... okay then. XD

[The1andOnlyCG]

lol at the cockney baby cardinals

[Karimbus1]

I find this difficult to waste sperm to.

[Hippiemouse1]

Exactly how i feel LOL

[Phan77om]

WTF!

[Obdushaer]

173 people spilled theirs just anywhere

[Casomondo]

What the f@#$ kids singing that

[frithar]

@Casomondo If you look very very carefully, when they say the ... let's call them "significant" words, the camera is far back from the actors' faces.  Careful observation shows that in front of the children, they weren't using the same words with the kids present that were later dubbed in. "No children's psyches were harmed during the making of this film" LOL There are a couple spots where older kids, however, are seen saying a few things that I personally would rather they not.

[69coolchris]

My favourite Monty Pyton song :) Very funny.

[dash562]

I have a feeling Republicans heard this song and took it literally.

[10cfee]

Let the Pagan spill theirs

O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

[dylanbiancamano]

i love watching this after im done masturbating

[JaSamZaljubljen]

@dylanbiancamano I just came here after that

[dare4distance69]

what did i just watch....

[meow0meow7]

"you're a catholic the moment dad came"

scarred for life.

[UglySean]

Corny. This reminds me of "Consider Yourself" from the movie "Oliver!"

[ImmortalChaos]

Oh hai 240p, we meet again

[StormCOG]

People are saying Monty Python only pick on Catholics... But remember the year this came out. Other Religions didn't mean a toss except The "Race" Jews

[aciderektion]

NAJJAČI ( kako li englezi ovo čitaju ? hahahaha )

[tylerjl101]

lol this would be funny if this song were in movies like Annie, Mary poppins,The sound of music. i would be like XD if they said a spoon full of cum helps the sperm go down XD.

[Akallabetth]

This is hilarious! ;D

[technobecian]

Imagine being one of the kids in this.

[MrCurugane]

Long live the catholics, the only religious ppl who don't masturbate in public, lulz

[jomesband070]

@MrCurugane I thought yall werent supposed to jerk it at all.

[hopewhit]

It's funny because it takes the pope's edict that you shouldnt have sex unless you're trying to have a kid (which is idiotic) to it's logical extreme. Folks who actually believe this or try to abide by this idiotic rule and end up having a ton of kids are victims. Only in that sense is this bit anti-catholic! This stupid idea that birth control is evil is part of the reason sinead O'Connor tore up that picture of the pope. Not to mention all the pedophilia....

[montyhades]

Why people get all but hurt for something like this?? People really need to forget their fears and just live life and laughing at it!

[idontknowshutup65]

Such a great movie

[conlaiarla]

OMG all your comments are just SOOOO funny !.Suggestion : why dont you make similar comments about Islam and make sure you all leave your contact details along with your hilarious observations.... No takers ?? No. I didnt think so.

[666plb]

@conlaiarla they are afraid to offend muslims, catholics are an easy target, and they don't issue fatwa, or jihad

[antejenn]

@conlaiarla Can't take a little criticism? Dogma should always be questioned.

[conlaiarla]

@antejenn I dont mind criticism at all and believe that learning and progress cannot be achieved without the questioning of value etc, Do you view this piece above as a valid questioning of Catholic dogma or as a cheap piece of ignorant sniping from an anti Catholic and highly secular British media. Are you aware that to this day Britian still has laws which exclude Catholics from certain position in public life and succession to the throne. ?

[JamesCizuz]

By this logic god is pretty pissed at you even if you do impregnate a girl. 149,999,999 sperms are wasted, while 1 actually makes it through.

[crowtservo]

My grandparents on my dad's side had 8 kids. My mom's side grandparents had 7 kids. Every sperm was sacred for my grandparents. Not so much for my parents. They stopped at 3. My mom told me if I was a girl they would have stopped at 2. My parents are bad catholics I guess....

I quit the Catholic thing all together. Go agnosticism. Dr. Pepper is awesome.

[1945Sovietunion]

@crowtservo MIne stopped at six

[kenshin9894]

@crowtservo omg thats great dr pepper :D

[TheRachel666]

This song makes me laugh so much XD

[gowalkingathinline]

Read two recent posts about the Duggars. When the shoe fits put it on and tie it!

[AshKetchum442]

It's the Duggars!

[adamisking666]

if u maturbate eat ure own semen (it is protein) good for health as well then it is not wasted.. apply this semen therapy now beore it is too late

[AshKetchum442]

@adamisking666 Ian Branded Anderson?

[adamisking666]

@AshKetchum442 who is ian branded anderson?

[alexmckendrick1]

the worlds a monkey let's do a silly walk.

[chuanatia90]

This is the Duggars theme song

[namaste91]

He looks like a wasted Ned Flanders :D :D

[she8u2st]

this should be the theme song for the show 20 kids and counting. . .

[Stephie2007]

@she8u2st U just made my day with that comment.

[ricopaulson1]

writing a paper on how the catholic church kinda fucked alot of ppl in ireland...this is the title of my paper

[chikkijaxun]

The Duggars.

[jedwin39]

It should be mentioned that the scene immediately after this one shows Michael Palin shipping his kids off like cattle because he can't afford them, accompanied by a sorrowful reprise of this very song. Keep that in mind if you're thinking of using this as a Quiverfull anthem or something.

[kubrox91]

Yay! 6,636 Catholics!

[jcchurch]

If you are in the state of Mississippi today, please vote against the Personhood Amendment. Thanks!

[joeyess]

Apparently the state of Mississippi mistook this video for a policy speech.

[ShrinkingDad]

@joeyess Too true. I read that a news article in the Los Angeles Daily news about California possibly adopting the personhood legislation and immediately thought of this song. It seems I wasn't the only one to see the humor.

[MrDuelmaniac]

Never realized how much i owe god-what, like 100 million at the rate of one penny/sperm?

sheesh. crazy catholics.

[1776MERICA]

Well then, looks like I'm going to hell for genocide

[DaanOFF321]

God loves those who treat their semen with more care :)

[GiveCourage]

I like the scene that immediately follows where all the children come out the house for like five minutes straight, while the neighbors have a conversation across the street :D

[TheSnowowl24]

Typed in 'Point of life" and got this... pretty sure not what I was searching for....

[imogenrowena]

I'm a Catholic, and this is so fucking funny

[DaftD0g]

You don't need a great brain to be a Catholic, that is correct.

[way2muchNFO]

i can kinda see where southparcgot ispirated

heh

[alphawolfDGAF]

how did i come accross this??? i typed in "what not to do when singing" D:

[KoPT01]

Is this the Tea-Party theme song?

[NJNetFan]

@KoPT01

No but the gay cock sucking gay song is the "Flea bag" party's theme.

[KoPT01]

@NJNetFan

1. I am not a supporter of Gay Rights

2. If you are such an avid Tea Part member, what are you doing watching a video that makes fun of Catholics/Overpopulation?

[revluzionnotelevised]

@KoPT01

support gay rights and oppose the tea party

[pjb3691]

@KoPT01 You are an asshole.

[KoPT01]

@pjb3691

roflmao.

What, so I am an asshole because of my political views. I am one of the few Atheists against gay marriage, and I have valid reasons that support my argument. My reasons for this have nothing to do with religion, I just believe the homosexuality is defect like autism or down syndrome, caused by a mothers ingestion of toxins during pregnancy. I don't blame gay people, I just think that we shouldn't change what it means to be in a marriage  just because some people are sick.

[Smurgleburf]

@KoPT01 you may be an atheist, but you're still as irrational as fundie christians. good job!

also, pray tell, what does it mean to be in a marriage when divorce rates are higher than they've ever been?

[postification]

@KoPT01 Wow are you ever fucking dumb. Like, impressively fucking dumb.

[KoPT01]

@postification

Yes, lets bash someone because of his moderate views. It's not like I'm some extremist preaching death to gays, and I am not saying that they shouldn't be able to live or love each other. Those are rights which no law can take away. I just think it shouldn't be called a marriage. A marriage is between a man and a woman. If a man wants to be with another man, or a woman with a woman, that is not anything anyone can control. I just think it should not be called a marriage.

[postification]

@KoPT01

No man, you seriously don't have a leg to stand on and are arguing this out of what I'm assuming is leftover vestiges of a conservative upbringing. There's nothing "moderate" about denying someone rights that other citizens enjoy for the purposes of you thinking that they're literally some sort of subhuman.

I stand by my belief that you are impressively fucking dumb.

[bombygriz]

@KoPT01 Marriage is a legal right when it occurs at a town hall. It's only a religious rite if it occurs with the consent of a religious leader in a worship center. If the Catholic church does not want to allow gay people to have Catholic marriages, then they don't have to let them get married there. But if two people of any gender want to pay to get the papers that give them the basic legal rights of a married couple, so be it.

[bombygriz]

And your religious views don't have a place in that argument because there is a SEPARATION of church and state. 'Marriage' in the legal world simply allows two people to share financial responsibilities and things concerning insurance, etc. When you can't have a say in your partner's healthcare decisions because some asshole won't let you get married, I'm sure you'll feel differently. 'Marriage' is only 'sacred' when it is a religious declaration, and town-hall marriages don't have to be.

[KoPT01]

@bombygriz

May issue is not with what legal rights gay couples can get, just the definition of what is a marriage. I think that civil unions(or whatever word the decide to call them) should have all the rights and responsibilities as a normal marriage. I just don't think they should have the same name.

[bombygriz]

@KoPT01 That's really stupid. Marriage as a tradition predates Christianity. You as an American have NO right to force that religious belief down people's throats by supporting such legislature. You don't get to legally 'define' anything based on religion.

You say you're totally okay with gay people living and loving and sharing financial resources legally...that would be a marriage, not a civil union. 'Marriage' is what you make of it, and every orientation should have it.

[bombygriz]

I just read that you were an atheist. Jesus Christ who didn't exist, what the fuck is wrong with you? Gay people are NOT 'defective', same as black people or women. What you believe in is simply Christian antigay propaganda, meaning words that attempt to excuse people who don't like differences. Maybe if you knew some gay people you wouldn't have your head so far in your ass.

[VirDiligo]

@bombygriz Back to the kitchen cum dumpster.

[bombygriz]

@VirDiligo Excuse me? For one, I'm sixteen, so I am NOT a 'cum dumpster'. Also, as a woman, I am not enslaved for your (or any man's) pleasure or well-being. That's a terrible thing to say to someone!

[VirDiligo]

@bombygriz I said get the fuck back to the kitchen, worthless cunt.

[Punkrock1807]

@bombygriz

you are not really trying to have a serious discussion on youtube, are you?

He's seriously a complete moron, but who cares?

[bombygriz]

@Punkrock1807 Well, it hurt, so I felt like coming back. But seeing as that last one was even worse, I'll shut up.

Oh, and Mr. VirDiligo...I was in the kitchen, making gingerbread cupcakes, something YOU CAN'T DO, BITCH.

[TheRandomROFL]

They should play this song in schools during Sex Ed. to get the message across :)

[aaaaaaaaaaaadddd]

so wait, hes trying to say the kids are sperm and if the kid (begin as a sperm cell) if it's wasted, god will be in rage. am i correct?

[LordZaayl]

@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd you could watch the movie....also your grammar made that a bit difficult to understand so I'll just explain it: Roman Catholics believe every sperm is sacred, and are not allowed to use condoms, so the man wound up with alot of kids and then lost his job, which led to the song.

[RonnieTheBear142]

if you never wonder what the meaning of life is, then you already know

[NickInDetroit]

This is totally incomplete without the scene that brought on the song. That is the scene of the woman shitting out a baby as she is doing dishes and carrying on as if nothinK happened.

I'll look for a post which includes it.

[SuperCelebHunter]

The meaning of is 42. But I could be wrong.

[Rafdaganga]

The 164 dislikes are protestants

[Tube11ize]

one of the funniest bit of meaning of life lmao

[llagin1234]

didnt they use the whole budget on filming this part at the begining LOL mental

[Agett]

@llagin1234

I don't think so. I believe the majority of the budget went to the 'short film' preceding the film itself. The bit with the octogenarian revolt against their capitalist accounting oppressors. They then sailed their building off into the corporate sector to plunder and pillage. You must forgive me if I'm wrong. I'm drunk and American, but you know what they say, "One step forward, two steps back."

[llagin1234]

funny

[MissRubberBunny]

I think the 164 dislikes need to get a sense of humour.

[friderl]

Terry Jones is the mother is never had.

[Neostatle]

"...but I've never been one of them!"

Best. Line. Period.

[haastaboozia]

They wanted as many Catholics in the world as possible to promote their religion (I'm Catholic). Now, it's the Moooslims who are propagating to take over the world. Just like the Catholic in years-gone-by. 'Struth! Who do you want in control? The Catholics have much blood on their hands, but at least we didn't, and don't, blow ourselves up just to take out a few Jews or Americans.

[joni9780]

@haastaboozia whats that thing called mutually assured destruction then& who had their fingers on the button besides afew crazy russians, "christian" leaders, al queada are a aboration from islam&they plus wahabbis were built up& backed for decades by christian nations, so not lets get into whoes more morale, we need more interfaith dialogue.Re this video, thank goodness pope ok'd condoms, muslims should too,peace

[megamarsvin]

@haastaboozia So if you blow up others without including yourself that's preferable? Honestly I don't see the difference between any of you lot. Jews, Christians, Muslims you've all blown up innocents to advance your cause in the past century.

The world would be a lot better off if you all stopped being so damn certain your faith is the "real one" and practiced some of that humility your holy man preaches about.

[Bleenderhead]

Bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody children they can't afford to bloody feed.

[WolfiePro]

@Bleenderhead Nah, thats just chavs nowadays ;P

[ShadowZIsGod]

164 people are wasted sperm.

[Swinnieisyamum]

@JDMJI2003 it was filmed in a town called Colne in Lancashire which is where I live :)

[tbsprophet357]

I heard this tonight during karaoke and the guy did an awesome job singing this

[HilleInc]

Thumbs up for Comedy Genius!

[danerogil]

Which one of the kids do you think started to jerk off after singing this song?

[TwinGleeks101]

I advise never to listen to this in the middle of a maths lesson. You get people looking at you funny

[91nickt]

163 people did too much wanking :P

[sectionleader94]

163 people have spilled their seed on the dusty ground...

[Sanjikuu]

Oh, irony...

[parisianna87]

Acid trip! Or just normal.

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@declannorton

You get a big nice "Fuck You" from me.

[mAwesome334]

Onan made 162 accounts.

[ajgolfer1]

i was a catholic i was the only child that lived i will miss them all patrick micheal mary mary mary john james mathew mark luke john james brian john patrick micheal mary mary mary patrick mary and patrick

[johnkeith21]

I find this easy to masturbate to

[tnucateM]

@johnkeith21 you must be a catholic then?

[Stuart0000X]

I want this song played at my funeral!

[MurdocB7]

I am actully wanking to this

[maggiestardust]

@MurdocB7 I sing it evry day ^^

[MurdocB7]

@maggiestardust hahah smashing

[MahtiMaahinen]

162 spill their sperm in the ground

[coolique]

162 people are protestants

[gummyboots]

I think Monty is hella funny, but he dragged this one on WAY to long.

[magicman205]

This video honestly has a profound impact on my life.

[madamjanesu]

Keep that sperm away from me!

[86ntx86]

Does anyone know the girl who starts singing at 1:30 ? I would love to know if she still has a singing career. :)

[pillowsinmypants]

i love this movie. People say its not funny, but fuck them. I think its one of the funniest movies out there.

[SOMEONEFROMNORWAY]

Those who dont think Monty Python is funny can't think The Simpsons, South Park and many many other comedy series etc. are funny either as they all were inspired by the Pythons. The world would have been a sad place without them!

[pillowsinmypants]

@SOMEONEFROMNORWAY i think im gonna watch all their movies today :D

[Coolfundylan2]

@pillowsinmypants I'm not so sure about it being unfunny, but in my opinion, it was rather disappointing, compared to The Holy Grail and Life of Brian being released before.

[tontsa911]

Pope's favourite song :P

[acasaclubru]

Thumbs up if you watch this because of Richard Dawkins =)

[dicekpapi18]

for some odd reason, i'm proud to be a catholic because of this.

[jjdecani]

@dicekpapi18 And that reason is you're a disgraceful fucking retard.

[cardtree1]

I think I know why there's a dragon at the end of the song: they wanted to have a giant sperm swim at one point of the song, but they didn't have one and weren't gonna pay to get one specially made. Instead, they looked into their prop box and pulled out the next best thing. Need I say more?

[tsilll]

160 people had to give their children away for medical experiments

[storeusal]

Read richard dawkins "god delusion" people.And doubt everything you observe.

[cbnamyah]

@storeusal i did. still Catholic.

[dmckoy91]

@storeusal i did but does that make my every sperm any less sacred? naw nigga xD i got some bitches i need to show this video to

[marlemus]

Found this video years ago but I still can't keep my self from laughing hahahaha!

[mmobagheri]

this is very sacreligious; however, this scene has sentimental value for me. this movie came on cable for the first time when i was 13. i wince, yet smile, simultaneosly. does that make sense to anyone?

[tron832]

@mmobagheri you realize that God is your reflection, what's important to you is ridiculous to someone else and vice versa

[nerdelicious5]

great song

[Met0llicA]

if every sperm would be saved, i could populate the whole fucking world in a load lol

[evadful]

everyone is here for a purpose – does that mean everyone is here for the same purpose of for individual purposes?